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from worst to not as bad:
1: Polish Vampire in Burbank - this movie is the kind of bad where you feel molested after watching it. It's like it lures you into its van with sweet candy promises of being so bad its good...then fucks you in the ass. Right in the ass, and then ejaculates shittiness in there before throwing you out. 2: "Manos": The Hands of Fate - an obvious pick, what with the MST3K status and all, but maybe it's an obvious pick because it's that bad. It is. Not as bad as Polish Vampire, but only because Torgo was in it. 3: The Brain that Wouldn't Die - Not as outright bad as 1 and 2, but it's just boring enough to get the number three spot, in addition to everything else that sucks about it 4: Jaws: The Revenge - Wow, the shark is out for revenge. Ooooh, this time it's personal. Why not just put a fucking lazer on its head? 5: Exorcist 2: The Heretic - Shit. Pure shit. |
yeah jaws the revenge was retarded why did the fing shark follow her that was fing f'd
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5) Creepshow- Excluding The Crate the whole thing sucked
4) Jason VIII- Jason takes Manhattan- Drained 2 hours out of my life 3) The Guardian- Tree 2) Jaws The revenge 1) Halloween 3- No Michael |
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people listed TCM2 as one of the worst movies of all time!?!?!?!? HOW DARE YOU! that movie kicked ass imo, Chop Top, come on...I mean... COME ON!
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I thought you got it.I guess Im wrong-your still a dumbfuck. |
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Duncanature doesnt have the brains to ease up.Orange is a great member-and ole duncy is a royal shithead.Hes just a stupid ass newb-dont let him get to you O-star. |
hey, i just said ease up off my bud. I have no problems with ya.
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bride of chucky
night of the living dead 3 jason x maximum overdrive pet cematary 2 the house 2 and 3 killer klowns from outer space |
Oh come on Killer Clowns From Outter Space in an awesome "B" rated flick. Couldnt stop laughing...
Maximum OverDrive is a classic.. (Just my opinion) Love The Semi with the Joker Face on it Five worst flicks in my book would be 5. Jeepers Creepers - yea this one was scarey...Maybe Corney 4. Fear Dot Com- need I really explain why. 3. Ghost Ship - only the first 10 minutes interested me(the slicing) 2. Darkness Falls- what the hell were THEY thinking? 1. Season of the Witch...Halloween 3 ---Way out in fuckin left field with that one. |
laughing was right but it wasnt scary at all. the klowns were funny looking and i like the cotton candy
maximum overdrive could of been alot better but it was just bad. |
I loved the biker part in Killer Clowns, the jail scene with the foot prints
Maximum Overdrive could have been better I agree... Could have used some one else instead of Charlie Sheen. |
House of the Dead.
Fear dot Com. Howling III. Gothika. House 2. |
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1. Halloween 3
2. Ghost Ship 3. bride of chucky 4. TCM: New Generation 5. every leprechaun movie past 2 |
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Jeepers Creepers
Darkness Falls The Hills Have Eyes Part II Burial Ground: The Nights Of Terror Soul Survivors |
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The worst horror movie that I can remember seeing has to be Halloween 3 : Season of the Witch. That movie blew goats. The worst part is that I haven't seen it in like 10 years, but still get that damn "Six more days till halloween, halloween, halloween. Six more days till halloween, halloween, halloween. Happy Costumes!" jingle that played throughout the movie stuck in my head. Makes me want to pop out my eyeballs and scoop out my brains through the sockets with a spoon... |
1. feardotcom (for being a blatant ring ripoff)
2. house of the dead 3. the haunting (remake) 4. Bones (snoop is a knob) 5. the Mangler (even the Englund, in all of his cackling, maniacal, leering, glory could save this trash) I hate high budget horror that completely blows it. It may sound like common sense, but I'm much more forgiving to lower budget movies than I am to high budget ones. And out of all the movies mentioned on here that I disagree with, the ones I mostly disagree with are Halloween 3, TCM 2, and Creepshow. Since no one has come to the defense of Creepshow, I'll say this: any movie where a zombie comes out of the grave not two seconds after whiskey is dumped onto said grave, is awesome. It's as though the whiskey has brought dear ol dad out of retirement and back up to his old tricks of keeping down his kids. And I don't know if anyone has said this or not, but the whole pagan/Wicker Man vibe Halloween 3 gets at the end is great. I honestly couldn't give two shits if double M was in it. In fact, some of the other movies in the franchise would probably have been better off if they would have just left him out of it. |
Scream 2 & 3 (but the first Scream rules)
I know or still know what you did last summer (just plain weak) House of the Dead (possibly one of the worst movies ever) Blair Witch 2 (ditto) Disturbing Behavior (I kinda hoped it would be cool...it wasn't) I sure there's tons more out there that need to be skewered. Alot of peope loved "House of 1000 Corpses" including people who's opinions I trust but I thought this was a stupid self-indulgent gore-fest. But it did make me kinda sick, like really physically ill, and if that was the point then it succeeded. BTW: Killer Klowns rules, Creepshow rules and Max. Overdrive rules and it wasn't Chuck Sheen...it was his brother Emilio Estevez (the jock from Breakfast Club). |
i STILL know what you did last summer,
the village<very very very bad, the other<wasn't even close to being a scarey movie.... van helsing< a kid movie. fear dot com< retarded.... there are way too many.... lets go to ten 13 ghosts, Killer Condom The Legend of the Chupacabra Blair Witch Project Swim Fan phsyco beach party guoles, CHUCKY! (bride of chucky seed of chucky all the childs play) house of the dead. Ring of Terror Frankenstein Island The Final Sacrifice Night of the Zombies trick or treat biker zombies from detroit the coroner. |
1) The Village
2) The Village 3) The Village 4) The Village 5) The Village sure .. it DOESNT belong here because it's not a horror. But it was marketed as one. Its a sheep in wolf's clothing. |
honerable mention.
House of the Dead ... This is the kind of thing you find in the bottom of an outhouse.. Too rancid for even the raunchiest fly. |
There is only one movie that pisses me off enough to list:
Blair Witch! Any asshole could've made that film. However, props to their marketing efforts which made an asshole out of me, by making me think it was actually gonna be a good/scary movie. |
I will give them all the props deserved for the Blair Witch Project. The movie wasn't that great, but they figured out a way to make a super-low budget movie (like Clerks low, around $35,000) and make it and market it in a way that would get tons of money (It earned around $29,172,381 in it's opening weekend alone, all profit, it earned $140,495,114 total domestic, all of it profit)
So if nothing else, they deserve credit for making a low-budget movie that made assloads of money |
i agree .. i didnt like Blair Witch but it has my admiration.
Not that it was the first of its kind .. other backyard films of various quality have been popping up since the VCR became a household item, but Blair Witch for some luck of timing - became a media darling. This made and broke the film ... Through the uber-hyping of the media and some word of mouth people felt compelled to flock to the theatre to see it - as sheep will do... The thing is that 90% of movie goers want easily accessable films - car chases, things getting blown up, high gloss .. and Blair Witch wasnt about that. And then there is the percentage of people who dont expect such things and still might not like the film for their own reasons (like myself and our friend Haphazard. So it kind of blew up on itself ... I think the film is effective in many ways . it managed to generate tension without showing anything. The film was clever to a point. (they lost me when they started running around the abandoned house .. at this point it became very obvious that it was a 'student film' and they found a cool abandoned house and thought it would be a good location so they ran around it with the camera .... until that point i had forgotten it was a low budget film and was absorbed by the characters fears and anxieties.) Anyway ... Like I said .. effective in parts .. especially when you consider what they were working with. I'll put it up against Resident Evil 2 anyday. (not that thats saying much) |
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Hey, I just saw "Res Evil 2" the other day.
I might need to add it to my list. |
I wrote this a long time ago in another thread, but I'll tell this story again:
One of my good friends's brother submitted a film to Sundance. While at the festival, and before the premiere of Blair Witch, a lot of buzz was around about a film that was being submitted but was actually found footage from a student film expedition into the woods in search of a so-called "rural legend." He bought a copy on VHS from the filmmakers who were selling copies on the street for about $20 and sent it to my friend Matt... under the assumption that the whole thing was real. Matt called all of his friends to his house for a meeting. He told us the story and showed us the movie (which was different from the theatrical release). We all got extremely freaked out... but kind of excited too. Needless to say, under those circumstances, I loved the Blair Witch Project but when I found out we had been hornswaggled, I was disappointed (but my friends and I had a good laugh about it). It didn't make me hate the movie though, it made me appreciate marketing and its capabilities. |
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1. it worst movie based on a book
2. the leperchaun movies (i can't spell) 3. carrie 2 4. tremors 2 5. tremors 3 |
was I the only unfortunate one to see a movie called C.H.U.D.? I actually saw this one at the movies. by the way C.H.U.D. stands for cannabalistic huminoid underground dwellers. This movie SUCKED!
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