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Egekrusher 07-28-2004 11:51 AM

That isn't Shanks? Fuck me.

Stingy Jack 07-28-2004 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Egekrusher
Ok Stingy. You going to read that story or not????

o_0

:)

Yes! I will get to it. :D Although, it may not be today. I have to read Wuthering Heights by next week ... and I feel too social right now to leave the general forum.

nv. 07-28-2004 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Stingy Jack
Oh okay. You don't have to talk about your genitals. Do you mind if I talk about mine?

I have a penis, who resides in dangling formation (most of the time, unless he is alerted by the presence of a nearby vagina) in front of a sack that contains a pair of testes. There have been occaisions, these testes have been purposefully kicked and accidentally struck by many various flying objects. I don't like it when this happens, so it has become a Pavlovian reflex for me that if I see any foreign thing (object or foot, or fist) hurtling it's way towards me, and the bag holding my magic jewels is in its current trajectory, I will quickly attempt to interject my hands and one of my legs into said trajectory. There have been occaisions, however, where this reflex has caused me to hit myself in the testes .... thus, leaving me utterly confused as to how I should react when something is flying at my balls.

That made me actually laugh out loud, thus getting strange reactions from the morons that I work with...Thanks Stingy!

Stingy Jack 07-28-2004 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by nv.
That made me actually laugh out loud, thus getting strange reactions from the morons that I work with...Thanks Stingy!
:) My pleasure. I actually came back to this thread to post a "I wonder why nobody had anything to say about my genital post" post. But, you beat me to it. :)

Shadowstar 07-28-2004 11:59 AM

Ahem...back on topic...

name: Renee
age: Just turned 17
status: Single, but I hope not for long..
eyes: Hazel-ish
hair: Brown, blonde and pink
height: 5'6"
weight: Unlike Arioch, I'll share my fatness with the world. 117
Job: Student/Musician
hobbies: I play the drums in my band, and I like drawing stuff on myself, I hope to get a tatoo one of these days.

Um, lets see. I was born in Milwaukee, WI. I've been living here all my life so far. I play the drums in a band called Flood The Veins. (Might have heard from Evis) I enjoy spending time with my friends and my father and brother. I hate school and I love drinking.

:)

moonsorrow 07-28-2004 12:56 PM

never thought id do this...but what the fuck:

name: Sorg
age: 21
status: taken
eyes: grey
hair: blonde
height: 6 ft
weight: 80 kilos...i have no clue how much that is in lbls... twice that or something of the sort
Job: nmd

im vocals in a band... i like to drink, i like to fight... i collect swords... what else is there to say?

Egekrusher 07-28-2004 01:02 PM

Damn Nords. Always starting fights. Never finishing them. :eek:

moonsorrow 07-28-2004 01:03 PM

oy! i recent that

fluffho 07-28-2004 01:05 PM

SUre why not

name: Kristin
age: 19
status: taken?
eyes: almost black
hair: black and whatever i do to it
height: 5'2
weight: yah right
Job: yah right

Graduated HS in 2002. wasnt gonna go for the BA but i need to to get my lexus, probably will take me 6 years. hahaha. doing the cop thing as u all know.

bwind22 07-28-2004 01:06 PM

Name: Brian
Age: 24
Hometown: St. Paul, Minnesota
Status: Engaged
Hair: Short, brown
Eyes: Brown
Height: 5'11
Weight: 150 lbs (roughly)
Hobbies: Playing poker (lots and lots of poker), watching movies, playing video games, smoking the green leaf, specnding time with girlie, binge drinnking whenever I get a day off, debating

hellfire1 07-28-2004 01:15 PM

eh... why not...

name : patricia... but everyone calls me patty
age : 20
status : recently single
eyes : practically black
hair : dark brown and curly,sometimes straight
height : 5'8
weight : 65 kilos ( damn french metric system! )
job : student/ translator

from new york originally, then moved to new jersey, then moved to paris france, where i've been living for the past ten years... help !

Rebel Yell 07-28-2004 01:17 PM

Name: Kendra Lael
Age: 23
Eyes: Forrest green with a yellow ring around the pupil most of the time, but blue/grey if I am sad.
Hair: Blonde naturally. Right now it is black with bleach blonde roots waiting to be dyed blue.
Height: I was 5'9", but it seems I have shrunk an inch.
Weight: 135
Occupation: Manager of a restaurant.

I am a huge geek. Anyone that knows me can confirm this. I collect comics, action figures, video games, horror movies, horror posters, books, and vinyl. I enjoy skateboarding quite a bit, but I am a bit rusty due to a couple knee dislocations. I am a very kind girl and a huge people pleaser. I don't care so much about my own feelings, I would rather see others have the happiness they deserve. I was with a guy for 5 years, 2 and a half of it we were married. He pretty much treated me like trash the entire time we were together, and then he ripped out my heart and stomped on it over and over when we split. I thought he would make me a bitter girl, but I try not to let his stupidity change my outlook on life. I am a family girl. My mom is my best friend in the entire world even when we loathe eachother.

Hmm. I can't think of anything else to say.

zwoti 07-28-2004 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rebel Yell
Name: Kendra Lael
Age: 23
Eyes: Forrest green with a yellow ring around the pupil most of the time, but blue/grey if I am sad.
Hair: Blonde naturally. Right now it is black with bleach blonde roots waiting to be dyed blue.
Height: I was 5'9", but it seems I have shrunk an inch.
Weight: 135
Occupation: Manager of a restaurant.

I am a huge geek. Anyone that knows me can confirm this. I collect comics, action figures, video games, horror movies, horror posters, books, and vinyl. I enjoy skateboarding quite a bit, but I am a bit rusty due to a couple knee dislocations. I am a very kind girl and a huge people pleaser. I don't care so much about my own feelings, I would rather see others have the happiness they deserve. I was with a guy for 5 years, 2 and a half of it we were married. He pretty much treated me like trash the entire time we were together, and then he ripped out my heart and stomped on it over and over when we split. I thought he would make me a bitter girl, but I try not to let his stupidity change my outlook on life. I am a family girl. My mom is my best friend in the entire world even when we loathe eachother.

Hmm. I can't think of anything else to say.


Rebel Yell 07-28-2004 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by zwoti
<3<3<3

Hate_Breeder 07-28-2004 01:29 PM

Name: Jared Rose
Age:15
Sex: Male
Eyes: Hazel i think
Hair: Originally Brown, As of Now-Black
Height: about 5'11
Weight: Just about 150 lbs.
Occupation: Student


I heart video games, movies and music. I love feeling good, and im quite romantic. I enjoy bike rides near the beach blaring Reggae. BOyyEEEE! Um i love the forums because its more addicting than crack. I like to hang out with my friends, and be fucking crazy. Other than that im just an ordinary 15 year old living in a hick ass town :cool:

zwoti 07-28-2004 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rebel Yell
<3<3<3
how you been?

xGuardianx03 07-28-2004 01:39 PM

Name: Brandon
Age: 27
Sex: Male
Eyes: Greenish/Greyish with yellow around the center (Rebel, we have the same eyes!)
Hair: Brown
Height: 5'9
Weight: Skinny as hell! :)
Status: Married (6 years now) I have a 3yr old son, a 1 yr old daughter and one on the way...whew...:)
Occupation: Pharmeceutcial Printing

I was born and have lived in North Carolina all of my life. My pastimes include movies (mostly horror), music and ccgs whenever I have someone to play with. Spending time with my family (ie..trying to keep up with the kids...:) ) takes up most of my time. Oh and of course...hanging out at Horror.com! :)

evil never dies 07-28-2004 02:27 PM

ha I don't my height in ft only in centimeters
176 centimeters its how much ft?

ShankS 07-28-2004 02:32 PM

thats about 5'7"

hellfire1 07-28-2004 02:34 PM

nope more. about 5'9'' or 5'10'' i think ( i'm 173 cm )

hellfire1 07-28-2004 02:37 PM

i know it doesn't ! but i told you, me and men shorter than me... i just can't ! it makes me too uncomfortable !


now go do your laundry ! :p

ShankS 07-28-2004 02:39 PM

nooo to work out all you do is multiply

176 by 0.0328 which results with 5.7728..... 5'7" - 5'8"



:)

hellfire1 07-28-2004 02:40 PM

shush


edit : that was directed at md2
edit no. 2 for shanks : ooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhh !!!
i definitely need a new check up... i've been 173 cm for 4 years now ! and you messed up nothing... i'm tall dammit :mad: :D

ShankS 07-28-2004 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hellfire1
shush


edit : that was directed at md2



lol I messed up your plan




sorry :D ;)

xGuardianx03 07-28-2004 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Stingy Jack
Oh okay. You don't have to talk about your genitals. Do you mind if I talk about mine?

I have a penis, who resides in dangling formation (most of the time, unless he is alerted by the presence of a nearby vagina) in front of a sack that contains a pair of testes. There have been occaisions, these testes have been purposefully kicked and accidentally struck by many various flying objects. I don't like it when this happens, so it has become a Pavlovian reflex for me that if I see any foreign thing (object or foot, or fist) hurtling it's way towards me, and the bag holding my magic jewels is in its current trajectory, I will quickly attempt to interject my hands and one of my legs into said trajectory. There have been occaisions, however, where this reflex has caused me to hit myself in the testes .... thus, leaving me utterly confused as to how I should react when something is flying at my balls.

LOL!! Your genitals rock, Stingy!! ummm...I mean, funny story...:o

Rebel Yell 07-28-2004 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by zwoti
how you been?
Very well, and how have you been?

evil never dies 07-28-2004 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ShankS
nooo to work out all you do is multiply

176 by 0.0328 which results with 5.7728..... 5'7" - 5'8"

:)

I''ll go with this system

name : mor
sex : male
age : 16 almost 17
place:israel ( rishon le zion near tel-aviv if somone know this plae)
hight: 5'8
whight: 59 (slim but not skinny)
eyes: brown
hair : black

zwoti 07-28-2004 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rebel Yell
Very well, and how have you been?
not so

nine9 07-28-2004 03:13 PM

Wow interesting stuff all of you..........Arioch, I am now once again completely confused!:confused:

My name is Ingrid an I am a lady...........LOL!

I am 5'7

About a size five been that way fo a long time.........

Blue/ green eyes

Light blonde hair.............curly but usually straighten it

Pooh on all of you! In my thirties....that is all you get! LOL!

I am the Executive director of a School age child care centre.
I have university education
I love animals......... have 4 cats one dog!
I am Buddhist and a vegetarian
I am German and Icelandic
Married

I love movies, espescially horrors! Hate romances!
Love reading and crosswords

Live in Wpg. Canada and want to see India

That's all folks!

evil never dies 07-28-2004 03:18 PM

cool
4 cats and a dog its hard to manage with that
how you deal with this?

nine9 07-28-2004 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by evil never dies
cool
4 cats and a dog its hard to manage with that
how you deal with this?

The floor is always moving around here......and I have to clean alot!

Hurts when they fall on your head too! LOL! :eek:

Better than kids anyday! and do I KNOW KIDS LOL!

Well............. I must add JK! I think?

nine9 07-28-2004 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MD2
They got a neat mommy tho.:D


:D ;)

evil never dies 07-28-2004 03:34 PM

O I see

Arioch 07-28-2004 03:39 PM

Quote:

Arioch, I am now once again completely confused!
Well, my work here is done:p

Vodstok 07-28-2004 05:48 PM

Re: Who the hell are you?
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Vodstok
It suddenly occurs to me that there are several people on this board who i have daily conversations with, and i know next to nothing about them. Now, im not trying to set up a dating serviceor anything, i am just curious to see who my cohorts are and what you do.

Here is Me:

Name is David

Eyes: Dark Blue
Hair: Brown
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 235 (and dropping :))
Age: 28
Occupation: Programmer, web developer, writer

I grew up an Air Force Brat. i've lived in Germany (twice), Washington, Indiana and New Hampshire. i was born on Travis AFB in California. I like to eat and cook, write, read, play video games and spend much much time with my fiance.

I am marrying a beautiful woman named Bree. We are going to Boston for our honeymoon. We just bought a house (closing in 48 hours !!!!) we are getting a dog, and i get to have surgery for a deviated septum in a couple of months :rolleyes:

I spend toomuch time on this forum and avoid getting a lot of work done because of it :)

Hi there, this is Bree. I've heard so much about y'all, and I know you've heard more than enough about me....sorry!:D Thought you might want to read a little about me without all the gushing


Eyes: Blue
Hair: Brown, really dark brown now cause I wanted it to be
Height: 5'8" or 5'9"-depends on the day
Weight: Let's just say I can see my toes when I stand, but I have to lay down to see my ribs.
Age: 22
Occupation: Another one of those fucking happy/miserable loser people with the goddamned blue vests who asks "How can I help you today? Did you know we're rolling back prices?!" Only I wear a cheesy white lab coat-apparently Wal-Mart pictures just aren't yellow smiley faced enough unless I wear it. Bitter.

I was born in Missouri (pronounced with an "a" at the end and not an "i", if you wanna sound cool like me:-P). We moved to N.Y. when I was little. Then I went to college in Vermont, met David, moved to N.H. to live with him and finish up college there. I just graduated in May with a Bachelor's in Criminal Justice and one in Psychology.

As of now I'm working on getting ready to go to the academy (police), and one day I'm going to be a famous homocide detective. But first I must bide my time making a difference in the lives of the wonderful shoppers of Wal-Mart! I'm bitter, very very bitter.

As you know, I'm engaged to David, but what you might not know, cause he wouldn't tell you, is that I'm engaged to the most wonderful man in the world. *GUSH* He changes lives I tell ya, he's just amazing. Just a couple more months and I'll be strapped into a dress, not something I wear well. It's okay because I'm marrying Mr. Right.

Well that's about all, hope you enjoyed! Have a wonderful day-or night for those of you who don't have to get up at the butt-crack of dawn to keep those Every Day Low Prices down!
Bitter, so so bitter.:p :p

bloodrayne 07-28-2004 06:13 PM

Welcome to the forum, Bree...It's nice to finally meet you...

You should sign on here with us...*Evil Dead Chant...Join Usss...lol*:)

I would have known after reading your post, that you were a Scorpio, even if your guy hadn't told us...I must say that you have patience that Scorpios normally lack, considering the fact that you are even ATTEMPTING a relationship with a Taurus...ESPECIALLY a Taurus that is on the cusp of Aries:eek: :D ...Damn, can you say "argumentative"?...Oh well...I'm quite certain that he has realized by now that he can't win an argument against a Scorpio female, so that should help;) :p

I also wanted to let you know (in case he hasn't) that all of us here think that you are an absolutely beautiful person, inside and out

Thanks for visiting us:)

newb 07-28-2004 07:09 PM

Yes Bree....join the forum. Its turning into a very pleasant place now.

I've already given up my age in another thread...26...Oh allright..36......damn....46.

Name: Mike
Hair: less and less
Eyes: blue
Height: 6'
weight:140....Oh allright...240...HEY..I LIKE BEER.
Sex: male
Married with children....4 to be exact...and 2 dogs.
Occupation: Shipping Mgr.

10 points for anyone who can guess my other screen name on here. NO.....I don't have a split personality, I created the newb name one night to fuck around with some of the goons we used to have on here and I just have been using this name more and more. To make it more interesting...I will burn a copy of a DVD of your choice in my collection and send it to you. Did I mention I was a shipping Mgr.:)

orangestar 07-28-2004 07:29 PM

I loved reading this, and I almost never read through an entire 6 page thread before posting. A lot of you have names that I would never have suspected.... anyway...

name: Carly
sex: girlie
age: 15
height: 5'7"-ish
weight- very average. everyone says its perfect for my height, but I'm willing to drop a couple pounds.
Hair- born dark blonde, currently very light reddish blonde.
Occupation: Soon to be bussing tables at Pizza Ranch :rolleyes:

I was born and still live in a suburb of Cedar Rapids, Iowa. Nice neighboorhood, nice enough family. My personality in real life is a lot different than on here. In real life I am very shy around people I dont know. I am much more of a listener than a talker. I have plenty of friends, Im a cheerleader and I used to run hurdles in track pretty successfully. I have Social Anxiety Disorder which makes me pretty nauseous when I get nervous, which has sucked as Im sure you can imagine.

Anyway, my hobbies other than horror are web design, cheerleading, watching other movies, baking, shopping, psychology, poetry, writing, reviewing movies, and boys ;)

Stingy Jack 07-28-2004 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by newb
Yes Bree....join the forum. Its turning into a very pleasant place now.

I've already given up my age in another thread...26...Oh allright..36......damn....46.

Name: Mike
Hair: less and less
Eyes: blue
Height: 6'
weight:140....Oh allright...240...HEY..I LIKE BEER.
Sex: male
Married with children....4 to be exact...and 2 dogs.
Occupation: Shipping Mgr.

10 points for anyone who can guess my other screen name on here. NO.....I don't have a split personality, I created the newb name one night to fuck around with some of the goons we used to have on here and I just have been using this name more and more. To make it more interesting...I will burn a copy of a DVD of your choice in my collection and send it to you. Did I mention I was a shipping Mgr.:)

Your other screen name is BudMan? The one with the avatar of the half-pig head. Am I right? Am I right?

nine9 07-28-2004 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Stingy Jack
Your other screen name is BudMan? The one with the avatar of the half-pig head. Am I right? Am I right?
HeyI didn't know that was Budman!!!!!!!!


Sneak!:p

Welcome Bree!!!!!!! about time! We have heard a lot a bout you!


ALL TERRIFIC!


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