yeah

dont know who the heck harry knowles is, but I'd be up for some chat show interview.. :D

lol http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/...ti/bondage.gif

i have an idea for a reference they find a bunch of voodoo tools and one of them is the heart of dimbala (child's play)

I reckon I could pull off a decent attempt at an Oliver Reed ....god rest his soul.... classic interview moment as a tribute to the main man!

;)

some of his other escapades

Spiking snooker ace Alex Higgins's whisky with Chanel perfume, followed by Higgins squirting washing-up liquid in his creme de menthe

His occasional habit of displaying the bird claws tattooed on his private parts, a performance which was once described as his "party trick"

He denied downing 104 pints of beer in a two-day session before marrying his wife, Josephine. "The event that was reported actually took place during an arm-wrestling competition in Guernsey about 15 years ago," he said. "It was highly exaggerated."

He once arrived at Galway airport lying drunk on a baggage conveyor

He once said: "I like the effect drink has on me. What's the point of staying sober?"

those last two hahaha bloody great!

bump

wtf

looooool

Just one question Stingy. Is my chicken salad eating morgue attendant making the final cut?

we all want to know this in anticipation :)

YES,YES.......much anticipation.....who's hungry?
http://www.chick-fil-a.com/images/me...d_sandwich.jpg

iam now I've seen those sandwiches and it's only 4:16 in the morning......to early for breakfast. lol

Chicken Salad aint no bangers & mash, but it will do in a pinch.

I quite like chicken salad, actually I've got leftover roast chicken from Sunday lunch that I could have with salad today.....and lots of mayonase :)

must stop talking about food..... bellys groaning.

What the hell are bangers and mash????

Yes, the chicken salad sandwich eating mortician will make the final cut. Of that, I am absoultely sure. :)

I wasn't sure of that myself but Shanks set me straight. Its sausage and mashed potatoe.

Wait ... they call sausages "bangers"? Is that because they look like dicks, or something?

LOL
Perhaps Shanks or Zwoti can answer that one.

you have a lot to lean about the English culture ;)

Teach me ShankS! Why do you call sausages "bangers"?

yes i do...

I think a little cultural exchange will be good. I don't get to talk to many people from the UK.......actually I don't recall having a conversation with anybody from the UK in all my time on this earth.....hmmmm funny......seeing that I live in New England....but anyway......where was I.......Oh..cultural differances...Why do you call police..Bobby?

doesn't stop just there, we have biscuits you have crackers....

You call your crackers biscuits? What do you call what we call biscuits? I'm talknig about a roll that is much more dense than regular bread. That thing you get your sausage (or bangers), egg and cheese on from McDonald's.

so when you call people crackas do you call em biscuits

haha RITZ BISCUITS

i got an idea stingy get one of them books like bride of chucky VOODOO FOR DUMMIES

hmmm i should get BRAIN SURGERY FOR DUMMIES so i can mess with people's heads literally

I actually plan to visit my old University either this weekend or next weekend. The resources there are awesome, so if I can't do the research there ... I'll give up and just make up what I don't know. It's not like the voodoo religion hasn't already been raped enough by Hollywood.

i need BIG WORDS FOR RETARDS

and ewwww