That deserves an "Amen". AMEN.

Spoken like a man who has definately been there.....


I lived there for 4 and a half years... I left behind some good freinds when we moved, but i never missed the state. I slept so much better without tornadoe warnings....


Ahh, and the fresh scent of the local pig farm on a hot summer's day, wafting over miles of flat ground...

Actually...That isn't really "flesh"...It is just skin, and skin doesn't taste like anything unless it is seasoned or deepfried (like porkrinds)...

Missionaries that visited cannibalistic tribes, have documented conversations, in which the cannibals say that human flesh tastes like pork...The only differences are the texture, as human muscles are long and sinewy...They call it "stringy"...and the fact that human flesh is much saltier than pork, and therefore often has to be boiled before it is cooked in the fire...Human meat is commonly called "Long Pig" by the cannibals...Of course, that is a translation, as they don't exactly speak English :rolleyes:

I could also tell you how to make an authentic shrunken head...But, I am certain that you guys already know that anyway :)

Flesh is Skin, is it not? And how'd you know I alread knew how to make a shrunken head? Where do you get your human heads? I dig of graves at the graveyard and rip 'em off some dead bodies.

I work at wendys, hows that for intresting

As interesting as watching paint dry or dogs pump.

exactly

Let's see. I was born at Baptist Medical Center here in Jacksonville, Florida in 1977 (the year Star Wars a New Hope was released). I have a birthmark on my upper right arm that is shaped like a lawn gnome (i should be the spokesman for the film 'Amelie').

Let's see I share birthday's with:

Adam Sandler

Michael Keaton (the best Batman IMO)

Hugh Grant (i've been told I kinda look like him, but then again i've been told I look like Steve Buschemi LOL).

Otis Redding (think Toga party scene in Animal House)

and Cliff Robertson

other interesting facts:

my intials are MR W

i have a big scar on my hairy white ass.

Woah. I like this place ... tell an innocent joke and get an encyclopeida entry! ;) As for the "authentic shrunken head" ... happens to me every time I get in the pool.

I was born on what would have been Hitlers 100th birthday. And on my 11th(?) birthday Columbine happened.

I get shit for those all the time:D


Also, my favorite Stephen King movie, Pet Sematary, was released the day I was born.:D

u know u shar ur bday with like 2 milliion other people??

NEATO!

That was Otis Day and the Knights in Animal House.

Actually, dogs pumping can be interesting. C'mon ... who here hasn't gotten a kick out of it at some point? It's hilarious! Especially when they start licking their noses! (hmmm... hmmm.. that's good ... ooops .. little snot ... ah...)

I guess so

i was born at 11am on the 11/11. i was born to much fanfare. the street leading to the hospital was lined with legends of worshippers. With 2,000 trumpeters playing on golden trumpets also lined the streets playing loudly to hearald the coming of three wise men bearing gifts. As i walk down the street people rush up to me to touch me, to be cured of thier mediocre lives. And yes even you people of little or no notability will say proudly and with a sence of awe. " yes i have conversed with the great wufongtan" and your audience shall even envy you and hold you in such high esteem normaly only reserved for the kings of this world.

Born at St. Josephs Hospital here in Lexington ky, Went to Breckin Ridge E.S. and Graduated from Henry Clay H.S.
I now work for Diannes restaurant..... How boring lol

I'm boring, my life doesn't have any spectacular details.

I'm a pervert to HUMANS. Not animals. But, since your digs are your only mating source, I guess that would interest you.

I didn't say I got off on it, dumbass. I said it was hilarious. And I have a wife, spank you very much. I find women tend to like guys a little more if they can spell "source" correctly. Sheesh ...

It's called a "typo", dumbass. Someone who doesnt know that much should have their head examined.

that is all i see

this is my 2222nd post

BAHAHAHAHA good one

Oh I almost forgot....
I have Juvenile arthritis in my hands and knees...
I am half Mexican...
I'm a total cartoon junkie...
I fell in love with my first boyfriend (who I have been with for over a year now)...
ummmmm I have a black cat named Persia...
Bloodrayne is my mom
and I was seperated at birth from bloodygurl;)

thanks:D

Peter Jackson is my favorite Director, but I have never seen any of The Lord of the Rings Movies

wow, did I blackout again? I don't remember saying that! ;)

I enjoy some Incubus here and there.

and I have an insanely large penis.

whoa!!!!!!! hold back on the love, hugs and kisses there boy, we can only ever be friends

you find large dicks interesting? man you need to find a another hobby

yup, and i you took way too much time editing my reply......

I passed all my classes in high school so far, i love music, video games, and cool people. I like to listen to yellowman and Van Morrison while sitting at the beach, i live in a podonk town, i eat peanut butter and pickle sandwiches sometimes, i hate Finding Nemo, and i wanna girlfriend that i can fuck......that would be grand....

editing your what? omg i was reading post lol was you watching me while i was reading post ? holy cow you're just getting freaky now.

My Mother wanted to name me Michelangelo, after the Turtle.

Aaaaand bump. Let's hear some dirt on you new folks.

I was named after Sean Connery. Legit Story Bro.

Once upon a time, back in 1989, I think, I was working on a low-budget horror film, and Barbara Carrera was in it. One morning she was walking by, and she tripped on a brick; she was wearing high heeled shoes, moreover, and lost her balance. Because she was wearing an expensive gown and didn't want to fall on dirt, she leaned over towards me and fell on top of me!

I sort of caught her but I fell down, too, and had a brief but wondrous moment of Barbara Carrera-ness. She apologized for falling on top of me, I replied that it was quite all right, no harm done, and she got up and walked away and that is the extent of my dealings with Barbara Carrera. I always love telling that story!

she can fall on top of me anytime

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Which reminds me

about 10 years ago I went to a play in Boston. Jesus Christ Superstar it was and Gary Cherone [ lead singer for Extreme and Van Halen for a little bit ] was playing Jesus. It was a very small club and between scenes, Jesus apparently had to pee.....I was leaning on the wall close to the bathroom and in Jesus's haste, he tripped over my boot. Pretty near fell on the floor but divine intervention must have played a part because he recovered.

although he never recovered from almost ruining Van Halen