eyhay, on'tday ouyay evenway ytray atthat itshay ithway emay!

if giving me a headache was your goal by getting me to read that, i commend you.

ich kann etwas aus deutsch schreiben... aber deutsch ist ein blode Sprache

I think you mean blöd

too lazy to put the umlaut. don't know the alt code for them and don't want to go to a translation page to copy and paste.

and technically it should have been 'blodes'

been a while since i've taken german.

took me a while but i finally thought of a funny story. well its only mildly funny, but its hard to re mmeber everything considering i do all kinds of weird shit all the time

i was out with my friend najme. we were pumping gas when we see this muscularly p erson with tattoos. she said 'oh hes kinda cute' and im like 'meh too skinny for my liking' so we kept tr ying to look at the person and well we finally got a good look and it was a chick. a fuckin chick. one of the MANLIEST chicks i ever seen and worse was this was on a marine base so yeh....

...scary...

LMFAO

my brother shit his pants in sears, and the turd fell out of his pant leg inn front of the courtsey desk, and they put a wet floor sign overit

actually, if you want to do it without the umlaut, it would be bloed

well you obviously knew what word i was using anyway, so blod is fine.

yep. *Is taking a German class*

Ich sorge mich nicht. Dein Po ist mir egal.

Ich kann auf deinem Cadaver pinkln.

Wie geht es dir?

je peux jouer moi aussi ? :D

Sorry, I only know cool languages. :p

Or semi-cool...

Hell, German isn't cool at all.

prefieres que te hable asi tal vez ??? lol :p

Was hast du gesagt? Ich kann dich nicht verstehen.

Bitte sehr, hal die Fresse. :p

how i love the online translator :D

¸÷ù Ýíá ðÝïò åßêïóé ôñéþí ßíôóáò!

iche libie diche

You took the words right out of my mouth.

Blass mir einen, scheissekopf.

Leck meine Fusse.

Es gibt kleine Manner in meine Nase.

Another silly story:

well its not really silly but its mean. i was talking to this one dude and his friend. and we were talking about these guys who were getting in trouble for underage drinking. so i looked at the guy i was talking to and i said 'ok you i think your legal to drink' and then i looked at the other guy and i said 'and you i DEFINITELY know your old eonugh to drink'

so he goes "ok how old am i?"

so i was like 'ummm.. i dont know dont ask me that!'

so he goes 'no im serious. tell me'

now ill tell ya this guy is bald, with a lumpy head. BIG ears! big nose too! and even if he shaves he stills has a 4 oclock shadow. not to mention hes not just skin and bones, but hes like bones with skin pulled tightly over him - in other words, a UGLY ASS DUDE

so i say, in a cute, trying to lessen the blow kind of way '.. late 20s early 30s?'

'i'm 19'

then i was like 'OHHH THATS WHAT I MEANT' then i felt bad

but he gave me $2. so we're ok

but hes a weird dude he drives a manual camry and he hooked it up like a rice rocket.......

and once he didnt bathe for a whole week! im not kidding

OMG the stories i can tell about this guy alone. but it doesnt really work without pics. ill get some :D
;) ;) ;) ;) :D

LMAO

ching chong cho chee lo han

What are you people saying? I only know a little german and I have not the faintest idea what you are talking about. I think that this site is cool and I'm bored.
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marijuana dispensary

About what?

Ich mchte katzen essen und esel lang lecken alle nacht

Translators generally don't work very well

What you actually wanted to say is

"Ich mochte Scheide und Po alle Nacht lecken."

While we're on the topic, I've been waiting for that Po-lecken you've been promising me.

Sounds like a real winner.

omg I think you are right. lol.

ok me sam gore evis MichaelMyers and jay were all walking down the street MM snuck into a bar he got drunk and thought evis was a horse jay ended up getting drunk and made out with gore hahahaha

:eek: u weren't supposed to tell everyone

Re: A break from horror
 

I think that why this site is called HORROR.COM. So, I think you are surpose to talk about horror. Ands theres plenty of Horror stuff you can talk about, besides Friday the 13th of Halloween.

oh and about halloween...

Yeah I think that's right I'm sick of it.