A winner is me?

not on my watch

Fuck man, I'm a bulletproof tiger, dude!

Fuck yeah! Seaking!

you were thinking about your mom dude. so lame but hey...atleast i win

You boys ever tag team anybody? Beat up any kids in your neighborhood? When we were kids, me and your dad used to beat the shit out of these retard brothers who used to live down the streets from us. Hilarious !!!!

Last post!!!

Funny thing, when you're on top of the world, every motherfucker wants to get a piece of your ass. But then, you take a little time off from being unstoppable... just to... regroup and relax, no one will give you the time of fuckin' day.

I am eating an M&M cookie.

I've been blessed with many things in this life: an arm like a damn rocket, a cock like a burmese python, and the mind of a fucking scientist.

Your arm shoots grenades? How do you use a keyboard?

Mmmm....Did you make this M&M cookie?

Unfortunately, no - Company cafeteria fare. But it wasn't bad for something pre-packaged.

So, in closing, I'd like to give big ups to God, Buddha, L. Ron, whoever. Hell, maybe I just need to thank me. If there's one thing I've learned through all my adventures and conquests, it's that some people are just wired for success. I had no choice when it came to being great. I just am great. I'm not trying to sound cocky or full of myself, but Sistinas has a sneaking suspicion that no matter what comes his way he will always be great. Because that's just the way shit works sometimes. This has been based on a true story. The motherfuckin' end.

King Kong remake really does suck for the first hour, doesn't it?

King kong aint got shit on meeeeeeeeeee!

Kill your idols

god is in the tv? idfk but i win :)

Can I wear the Scream mask? The mask from Scream... while I do you from behind.

You have penis tits

I never got into the Native American mythology. You can smoke the peace pipe till your dick falls off, but I'm not dancin with any wolves no matter how high I get. Not that I get high, but if i did my shit would still believe in our lord and savior Elvis Christ.

that sounds pretty damn kinky but a terrible attempt at winning this contest because i win

There is one image in my life that consistently makes me happy no matter when I think about it. And that image, that one image is your big tits.

i have the smallest nipples you will ever see and that helps me to win

It's just that we were there, and then we were touching each other, and then I saw those tits, and then I started feelin' your ass and I started breathin' heavy and I almost got a headache and then my vision started to go all colorful... and then I just came in my pants.

whoa whoa whoa

this is a family show

If you wanna fight, you do it on your own time. In a parking lot somewhere. Not in a school surrounded by books.

I'm just an average American... with extraordinary hair.

Who said cyber sex was dead?

Well, that's illegal. We shouldn't just have it out, but thanks dude.

WHAT THE FUCK? huhuhuh?

When my ass was 19 years old I changed the face of Professional Baseball.

Can't wait for that to start up again in a couple of weeks

Y'all named your kid after fuckin' Titanic? You gotta be shittin me! (Sep. 27 here in the states I believe;) )

*sneaks in quietly*

Ya'll get that tanning bed i sent ya'll last year?

We try to teach our children not to make fun of others who are challenged.