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Originally Posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X (Post 872495)

egg, cheese, breakfast sausage pattie, love

Sounds ¡Muy Delicioso!... No Canadian Bacon??? :p

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Originally Posted by Elvis_Christ (Post 872496)

Sausage? :(:(:(:(

Quiet you hippie!!!!!

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Originally Posted by illdojo (Post 872497)

Sounds ¡Muy Delicioso!... No Canadian Bacon??? :p

I still don't know what canadian bacon is. :(

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Originally Posted by Elvis_Christ (Post 872496)

Sausage? :(:(:(:(

I'll take it out and wipe off the sausage juice.

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Originally Posted by illdojo (Post 872498)

Quiet you hippie!!!!!

I will never be silenced!

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Originally Posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X (Post 872499)

I still don't know what canadian bacon is. :(

I hear it's the beast that slayed the local giant John Candy

this is hardly amusing, little maggots squirming so quickly they have convinced themselves they can dance... you can't dance and have no reason to sing. I envy the dead, I'd give my life to die...

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Originally Posted by gothjuice (Post 872506)

I envy the dead, I'd give my life to die...

Ummm.....then just kill yourself, idiot. ;)

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Originally Posted by illdojo (Post 872508)

Ummm.....then just kill yourself, idiot. ;)

nothing is that easy... NOTHING.

-B

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Originally Posted by gothjuice (Post 872509)

nothing is that easy... NOTHING.

-B

It was a joke and yes it is... THAT EASY. It happens everyday. It's called thinning the herd.

GUYS STOP. We need to focus on the real enemy here.

Murderdoll.

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Originally Posted by Posher778 (Post 872512)

GUYS STOP. We need to focus on the real enemy here.

Murderdoll.

Word...But the hot little Canuck logged off.

They'll be gone by tomorrow

Like the song says, I dont want to be like Cinderella waiting in some cellar for someone to rescue me-I'd rather rescue myself

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Originally Posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X (Post 872482)

I just want everyone to love me.

we do (but mainly me and, deep down inside you know you've always loved me too - go ahead and admit it - it will clear all the tension that has been plaguing HDC for the past few years)

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Originally Posted by aprilc1 (Post 873848)

Like the song says, I dont want to be like Cinderella waiting in some cellar for someone to rescue me-I'd rather rescue myself

Why not? Go for it! I would!

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Originally Posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X (Post 871374)

instead of being serious and arguing with you, I'm going to tell you about a movie I'm making that you might enjoy because it's like the opposite of the movie you described:

the villain is a 7 foot tall beast of a lady named black bertha (berfa)
the camp is full of cougar councelors and young attractive but stupid boys, it's called camp cougar.
big bertha goes around killing the young attractive but stupid boys after they get out of the shower, have sex with councelors, do jumping jacks in their underwear etc
the lead character is named hank and he is the smartest boy but he's not as great looking as the other campers. he is pretty ignorable for most of the movie which is probably why bertha doesn't kill him
the last part of the movie involves hank falling a lot and screaming while trying to escape from bertha's mean bear hug.
hank eventually "kills" bertha as the police arrive and put a towel over hank who is now half naked from the ordeal, he sips his cocoa and sobs as the credits start to roll.

I would definitely watch that movie.

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Originally Posted by Spookhouse (Post 874839)

I would definitely watch that movie.

should it be called "camp cougar: the legend of black bertha"?