Why are you even bothering?

I sure do hope so. Sausages stink like shit and make me wanna hurl.

He became a dad and doesn't pop in very much at all nowdays.

what are your thoughts on satan?

Why does your mother love my cock?

Yeah, his mother:rolleyes:

I don't like 'em. Processed.

Are you pumped for when September 06th rolls Around?

Because it looks like asparagus

You bet man. I'll be grabbing it as soon as I see a torrent. Can't wait :cool:

If Metal and Punk Rawk had a baby...what would you call it?

Vicious Dio

What are the worst effects of frostbite?

RAD!!!! I dig it.

The falling of the penis

dear elvis,

my boyfriends sister just stole my old mattress. she was staying here while her boyfriend found a place and I told her she could have the mattress because I didn't need it. I meant to like sleep on while she was here, it was like 2000$ and it's a pretty great mattress if you don't count the cigarette burns I put into it. what should I do? I'm upset but I am leaning towards not saying anything and forgetting about it.

yr thoughts?

How come peanuts and ice cream go so well together. When one comes from a plant and the other from a cows tit?

I'd let it slide and slowly borrow $2000 worth things off her and keep them. Sounds like less noise to deal with than if you asked for the bed back.

I think you might be a genius thxxxxxx

I like pizza flavoured biscuits, pizza flavoured chips, etc. But for love or money. I can't buy pizza flavoured pizza. I've been to all the major chains. domino's pizza hut, eagle boys etc. And they have chicken pizza hawaiian pizza, aussie pizza, vegetarian pizza. But no pizza pizza. Not a pizza flavoured pizza to be found. Which is leading me to think that there is no pizza flavour. And all those pizza biscuits etc. Is a crock of shit. Is this true?

Yeh it's a total crock. Pizza flavor is just paprika.

Haha fuck I remember Eagle Boys they were over here for awhile but disappeared. Their mascots used to get harassed to fuck :D

What's the deal with guys wearing skinny jeans? I really dont understand it at all.

Because they are better than wearing big goofy clown pants and looking like you're off to a hacky sack game :)

I've rocked them for awhile now because I like the way they look and will still be wearing them when they are totally out of fashion.

they won't go out of fashion any time soon.

The only reason I would care about that would bother me is not being able to buy them anymore.

It used to be a real bastard trying to get a pair (well over here anyway).

loose fitting clothes are for fatties

Lose fitting clothes are the way to go. They are cool. Lots of freedom to move about. When ya see those dudes in their tight clothes. With the ole camel toe thing going on. Ya just know their sacks are all sweaty and rashed up. Look like rejects from a justin bieber festival. But that's just me.

thats fatty talk

The only statement a guy can make wearing those jeans is that they hate their penis.I see guys wearing them so tight that they actually walk funny.Plus they look like their little sisters pants.

Or president of the all male, avril lavigne fan club.
Sk8er Boi for lyfe!!!!

How could you lump the legendary Fonz in with those emo assholes?

You're right. The man deserves more respect. I shall go edit my post

How's it hanging?