Originally Posted by Doc Faustus (Post 846007)

Hmm...Angra might have a point. Posher would almost certainly kill everyone soon after arrival, that's not under debate, but what is under debate is what happened after that. After killing Rayne and family would no doubt perform satanic rituals near the bodies, but, knowing how people from Georgia frequently make mistakes in matters of Goetic sorcery due to misinformation spread by Ted Turner to keep rival practitioners in check, it's more than likely that Posh would slip up. He must have called upon Baphomet when he was supposed to call upon Astaroth, grand duke of Hell, a common mistake among neophyte demonologists. And in doing so, instead of sucking out everyone's souls to gain their x-ray vision, he accidentally reinvested their bodies with them. Corrupted and hardened by their time in the inferno, Rayne and family subjected Posher to weeks of tortures too numerous and dreadful to mention, forcing him to post as Rayne to deceive us into believing that he had come out on top in this necromantic battle royale. But, it wasn't the case, was it Rayne? You had me fooled for awhile. Brava, my dear, but such things do not escape my notice for long. Posh is dead and you are undead. Another mystery solved. And yet, it makes almost too much sense.

Originally Posted by Doc Faustus (Post 846007)

Hmm...Angra might have a point. Posher would almost certainly kill everyone soon after arrival, that's not under debate, but what is under debate is what happened after that. After killing Rayne and family would no doubt perform satanic rituals near the bodies, but, knowing how people from Georgia frequently make mistakes in matters of Goetic sorcery due to misinformation spread by Ted Turner to keep rival practitioners in check, it's more than likely that Posh would slip up. He must have called upon Baphomet when he was supposed to call upon Astaroth, grand duke of Hell, a common mistake among neophyte demonologists. And in doing so, instead of sucking out everyone's souls to gain their x-ray vision, he accidentally reinvested their bodies with them. Corrupted and hardened by their time in the inferno, Rayne and family subjected Posher to weeks of tortures too numerous and dreadful to mention, forcing him to post as Rayne to deceive us into believing that he had come out on top in this necromantic battle royale. But, it wasn't the case, was it Rayne? You had me fooled for awhile. Brava, my dear, but such things do not escape my notice for long. Posh is dead and you are undead. Another mystery solved. And yet, it makes almost too much sense.

Originally Posted by _____V_____ (Post 846006)

She just hacks 'em to pieces then makes another sunday barbecue with 'em. Deep fried.

Complete with smoked salmon caviar and pudding.

Originally Posted by Angra (Post 846014)

Good news, Zero. There IS a place available for you afterall.

Raynes family is starving.

Originally Posted by Doc Faustus (Post 846007)

Hmm...Angra might have a point. Posher would almost certainly kill everyone soon after arrival, that's not under debate, but what is under debate is what happened after that. After killing Rayne and family would no doubt perform satanic rituals near the bodies, but, knowing how people from Georgia frequently make mistakes in matters of Goetic sorcery due to misinformation spread by Ted Turner to keep rival practitioners in check, it's more than likely that Posh would slip up. He must have called upon Baphomet when he was supposed to call upon Astaroth, grand duke of Hell, a common mistake among neophyte demonologists. And in doing so, instead of sucking out everyone's souls to gain their x-ray vision, he accidentally reinvested their bodies with them. Corrupted and hardened by their time in the inferno, Rayne and family subjected Posher to weeks of tortures too numerous and dreadful to mention, forcing him to post as Rayne to deceive us into believing that he had come out on top in this necromantic battle royale. But, it wasn't the case, was it Rayne? You had me fooled for awhile. Brava, my dear, but such things do not escape my notice for long. Posh is dead and you are undead. Another mystery solved. And yet, it makes almost too much sense.

Originally Posted by _____V_____ (Post 846009)

:D

You are hellbent on giving Newb a really serious run for his Funniest Member Horry this year, Doc.

Originally Posted by Rayne (Post 846005)

Psh...That's is absolutely NOTHING like my body disposal plan...Sheesh...Amateur :p

Originally Posted by Posher778 (Post 846372)

If you only take one thing out of reading Rayne's post, when considering moving in, take note that the room across from where Seri is staying.... Smells funny :)

I didn't fall in love with Seri. I loved her before I even came up there :)

And I paid you back for the extra water I used, tyvm.

Originally Posted by Posher778 (Post 846373)

She didn't bury me you dumbass. That's wasteful.

...Boiled, skewered, and used as sandwich meat.

Originally Posted by Rayne (Post 846374)

Which is why I did not strangle you :p

I was just using that as an example tho...Cuz, I've never known anyone to take 3 showers a day, so now I know it's a possibility

And as for what Jordan did in that room...All carpets have been steam cleaned :D

Originally Posted by Posher778 (Post 846375)

Steam cleaned. Hmm. That doesn't work on radioactive urine I don't think. Just fair warning to the next occupant. And I have a job now thanks >=D

Originally Posted by Rayne (Post 846379)

Psst: Look up, I editted


Also, my steamcleaning skills are so awesome that those weird black spots (whatever the hell they were) in the livingroom are even gone...Also, the kitchen is now completely black and white (still gotta install the black countertops and black and white checkered floor tiles) with cherry red accents...Ladybug theme...And you'll freak when I finish the diningroom...I've taken this entire house apart.

AND...My steamcleaner finally died, just as I reached the hall...So...I have a brand new one...But, it's blue and silver instead of burgundy and gray so it doesn't match the house at all :/


OH, and I almost forgot...We had cable internet installed on Friday, no more DSL, and we get 10megs+ PER computer, no more sharing bandwidth...Dustin has been on cloud 9.

Originally Posted by Posher778 (Post 846380)

I felt like being on that raft in Creepshow 2 every time I walked over them :D

Originally Posted by Rayne (Post 846379)

OH, and I almost forgot...We had cable internet installed on Friday, no more DSL, and we get 10megs+ PER computer, no more sharing bandwidth...Dustin has been on cloud 9.

Originally Posted by Zero (Post 846439)

hey poshy-- how is school going??