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The room in front of ___V___ is brightly lit, with burning lamps and candles everywhere. Many glass tubes and jars can be seen...some filled with colorful fluids, others having different parts of the human anatomy - brains, eyes, jaws with teeth, hearts still beating, guts, etc. Several surgery tables spotted with dried brownish blood spots are laid in a row in the center, and some of them have covered bodies on it. The walls have large chains attached to them, and some of those chains have very thick cuffs at their ends.
___V___ (slowly): My hunch was right... Hammerfan (curiously from behind): What is it? ___V___ (silently): With you in a minute. ___V___ moves into the room quietly, and looks around. A stifled moan can be heard in front of him, and he walks towards it. He reaches the bodies and silently uncovers one of them. ___V___ (in a low voice): H-o-l-y... The body is that of a mutated werewolf, only devoid of fur. It has large, sharp teeth and fangs, with long arms and legs, but the arms and legs have a thin membrane between them which act as wings, when outstretched. One of the fingers has a ring on it. ___V___ leans down to look more closely at it. On it is inscribed "M.M." He frowns for a moment, then suddenly a knowing gleam comes into his eyes. He goes back to the face and sniffs closely. ___V___: Heavily sedated... He turns to another body and debates. Finally deciding, he uncovers it and starts back...wide-eyed. Alkytrio lies on the table, seemingly at peace with his eyes closed. His right cheek is scarred by a huge bite-mark through which his teeth are visible. ___V___ (grimly): Damnit. Not alky... He straightens and looks around the room again. Near the end of alky's table, a container lies on the floor. ___V___ looks at it questioningly, and a small sign is revealed to be stuck in the center, which has a single letter inscribed on it. Z ___V___ looks at it thoughtfully, then decides against his will not to open it. He checks the room again, and finds a small door on the other side of it, possibly leading to another part of the mansion. ___V___ (to himself): I wonder who is in charge here... As if in answer, footsteps can be heard in a corridor beyond the small door. ___V___ hurries back to where he came from, and quietly shuts the door...leaving a small gap to peek back in and check the owner of the footsteps. The small door opens and closes, and the steps come forward and stop. A muffled thump is heard, followed by a grunt...and then shuffling noises can be heard. A cracking sound echoes through to ___V___, followed by a loud SHRIEK! "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHHHH HHHH!!!" Hammerfan stands up bolt upright, shaking and shivering in fear. ___V___ motions her to quieten down, and peeks back in. And THEN, the laughter starts. "HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!H A!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!" |
Hammerfan covers her ears, and is about to yell out when ___V___ covers her mouth shut and whispers "Shhh...!" into her ears softly. Hammerfan shivers uncontrollably in ___V___'s arms for a few moments, then nods in tired approval. ___V___ lets go and walks back to the crack at the door, and peeks in. The scene in front of him makes him start slightly, in surprise.
___V___ (softly, to himself): Not HIM...of all people! VampiricClown is lying down on the table, his skull opened up and plenty of wires hooked into his brain. A gloved hand injects a greenish fluid into his cerebellum, and that makes VampiricClown go into spasms, his eyes open wide and his mouth taped. His body is held in place by big cuffs to his hands and legs, and after a few seconds of violent spasmodic activity, VampiricClown's body stops and goes silent. ___V___ leans a bit closer to have a better look at the surgeon, and stares. For he is looking at Austin316426808, looking down with an evil, satisfied grin on his face. Austin316426808 (chuckling): Just a few minutes more, my dear VC...and I will grant you the gift of eternal life. You will be dominant upon others, and totally controlled by me. Just like the rest of my puppets... ___V___ looks on for a second, then realises Hammerfan is standing beside him...peeking into the room too. She has a horrified look on her face, and it contracts up into a blood-curdling scream. Hammerfan: AAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! ___V___ tries in vain to stop her, but by then Austin has heard her...and has swiftly turned towards that door. ___V___ closes it in a hurry, and grabs Hammerfan and backs away from it. He shakes Hammerfan who has gone into hysterics, crying out loudly in sheer terror at the scene she has just seen. ___V___ (firmly): Hammerfan, get a grip on yourself! Even the ghosts would have risen by now because of your screaming! Hammerfan (in-between sobs): Th-that was Alk-k-ky!! And Vam-mpir-ric Cl-lown-n-n!! WHAT WAS HE DOING TO THEM?! ___V___ (strongly): I will tell you what's going on, but right now we have to scram, or we will be Beef Jerky in a minute! He grabs Hammerfan and opens the other door through which they had originally come in, but in the darkness in front of them, several pairs of green eyes stare back at them, with slow hisses and deep, angry growls. ___V___ (narrowing his eyes): Close the door behind me. I'll be back! Hammerfan (disbelievingly): Wha-what the...WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING?! ___V___ (turning around with a gleam in his eyes): Trust me. Hammerfan has a last glimpse of the creatures in front of him, whose growls have intensified into big, vicious snarls...and a huge, red shape breaks the darkness and pounces forward, followed by several similar streaks...and the door slams shut. |
Outside, the rain keeps pouring down and huge flashes of lightning break the darkness, followed by deep, rumbling thunder which shakes the region. A shadowy figure approaches the gate of the mansion and slowly opens it. It walks to the mansion and looks around, then proceeds to the side window. A moment later, the window is open and the figure silently drops in.
It walks forward through the thick blackness, and stops...head jerking upwards. Voices drift downward to its ears, followed by low, vicious growls. It turns to the staircase and climbs up, and stops at the top...looking at the scene in front. A door somewhere in front slams shut, and growls and yelps fill the air. There is a flurry of activity, and then a voice booms out. ___V___: Come...get some! Rapid gunshots echo throughout the night, and the yelps turn to moans. When the gunshots stop, the figure walks forward. ___V___ puts his guns back...and is suddenly aware of a figure in front of him. Sensing danger, he grabs his guns again. Figure: You have become good. Real good. Do you think I will be better? ___V___ (taking hands off guns): How the hell did you make it to here? Figure: You left me a message at the hotel remember? I followed the route the stagecoach was taking and presto! ___V___: And not a second too soon...not that I need your help in this though. Figure: Everyone needs help sometime or the other, bud. No matter how good you are. ___V___: Its the virus. It is eating me up inside but has given me extra sharp senses and other abilities. Figure: Lets hope that you live through this. ___V___: Or die. Either way, good to see you, Disease. Disease smiles back, and looks around. The bodies of the slain werewolves dot the entire corridor where the staircase has opened. He peers at something in the darkness and just then, a sudden yell breaks the silence. Hammerfan: HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!! ___V___ and Disease quickly turn towards the door behind ___V___. ___V___: Its Hammerfan. Quick! Both men race into the room, just in time to see the door on the other side slam shut and a keylock fall back into place. ___V___ (with clenched fists): He's got her!! Something red crawls on the ceiling above the two men, and a loud, maniacal laughter reverberates everywhere. HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA !HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA! |
Rewinding the clock back to earlier in the gloomy, overcast day. Cut to a scene inside the "Masque Inn" bar, in the centre of Drongo Pass town. The bartender, Flayed One, whistles as he polishes another glass and puts it on the shelf behind him. He then looks at the scene in front of him.
All the bar tables are empty, except the one in the center. A big group has gathered around it, and they are murmuring excitedly to each other while looking on. A game of poker is in progress, and the person with his back to Flayed One, checks his cards in absolute glee. He is PR3SSUR3. PR3SSUR3 (with a wicked smile): 25 grand...and I raise you 25 more! Player 1 (throwing his cards in): Too big for me. Player 2 (doing the same): Me too. The other 2 players sitting on the other side look at the stranger sitting in front of PR3SSUR3. He has his hat low down, covering almost all of his face...a rather handsome chin can be seen though. He throws a bag into the big pile of money in the centre and speaks. The Stranger (with quiet confidence): 50,000...and raise 50 more. The other 2 players look at each other, then chuck their cards in...sitting back and looking at PR3SSUR3. His smile is frozen in his face like a half-smirk of a dumbwit, and his brains tick furiously thinking of a response to react. PR3SSUR3 (with utter disbelief): I-I-I think you are bluff-ffing-g-ggg... The Stranger (lifting head and looking straight at PR3SSUR3): There's only one way of knowing that, isn't it? The Stranger is revealed to be Massacre Man. PR3SSUR3 (deciding something): Hey Flayed, gimme some more money! I'll hand it back to ya in a couple minutes! Flayed One (negatively): You already have taken enough. No more! PR3SSUR3 (whirling around furiously): JUST GIVE ME THE FUCKIN' MONEY, OR I'LL BUST YOUR HEAD IN!! Flayed One (looking forward with a straight face): Don't you dare yell at me, fiddlenuts! You'll have it. (murmuring to himself) Just wait till I get it all back, you no-good SOB... Flayed One hands a sheaf of green bills to the person in front of him, who walks over to PR3SSUR3 and hands it to him. PR3SSUR3 throws it carelessly into the pile in the center, and looks up at Massacre Man. PR3SSUR3: I call! Let's see what you got, horseface! Massacre Man (leaning forward): You go first. PR3SSUR3's face breaks into a wide, evil grin...which reveals two gold teeth in front. He looks at his cards with smug satisfaction, then reveals them one by one slowly. PR3SSUR3 (savoring each moment): An Ace...and another Ace...with a King...another King...and...there's another King. Fuckin' boat! Massacre Man (looking at the cards): That's all? PR3SSUR3 (with an incredible look): That's...the game, asswipe!! Beat that if you can, motherf-! Massacre Man (with sudden savagery): Shut your trap! Massacre Man flips his cards around and puts them down on the table in a neat line in front of him. Everyone watching let out surprised groans, with some of them clicking their tongues sympathetically. A sudden, overpowering silence envelops the air. For the cards are 2, 3, 4, 5, 6...of hearts. A Straight Flush! Massacre Man (quietly): You lost. PR3SSUR3 looks at the 5 cards with his eyes bulged out. His mouth is dropped open and he looks at Massacre Man, totally shocked. Massacre Man stands up and leans forward towards the pile. PR3SSUR3 comes back to his senses, and decides in his mind. Flayed One is watching on, and he senses something. His hands tighten on the shotgun under the cabinet in front of him. PR3SSUR3 (with a low growl): You can't have that, butthead! Massacre Man (looking up): Says who? PR3SSUR3: Me. PR3SSUR3's hands grab his guns tightly, and they are out in a flash. Massacre Man has a glimpse of steel in front of him, and takes two quick, sudden steps back. PR3SSUR3's fingers tighten on the triggers...and just then, 4 shots echo around the bar in rapid succession. PR3SSUR3 turns at the entrance, with a surprised look on his face. Then he looks down at the gaping holes in both his hands...the guns dropping from them onto the floor. He sinks heavily on top of them, feeling the stinging pain from his hands and thighs...and lets out a series of loud moans. Massacre Man looks at PR3SSUR3, and whirls at the entrance doors at the same time everyone does. Flayed One looks too, and nods approvingly. Massacre Man realises who is standing there, and smiles. ___V___ (putting his guns back in): You will live...till the next time. Pick up your money, Massacre Man. |
___V___ walks over to the counter, and sits down. Flayed One walks over with an inquiring look, but ___V___ shakes his head at him...Flayed One shrugs and goes back attending to other customers. A couple of guys lift PR3SSUR3, who gets up shakily and keeps yelling in pain, and escort him out of the bar. Massacre Man gathers up the money in a small duffel bag he's got with him, and walks over to ___V___ with a big smile.
Massacre Man (grinning): You came just in the nick of time. ___V___ (looking straight ahead): How did you end up here? I thought you had gone camping. Massacre Man (reminisces): Long story cut short. I was in a werewolf situation, and Rayne...anyway, after that, Zero jumped me and bit me on the hand then disappeared. But not before I stuck a tracker on his back. I remember cutting him into pieces before...but how the hell did he get together again is beyond me...the tracker on his body brought me here, and I was looking for a drink before moving on, but got challenged to a poker match by Mr. Wussyface. ___V___ (looking at him): You said you were bitten? Massacre Man (lifting his sleeve up): Hell yeah. Look at this. The bite marks on Massacre Man aren't ordinary ones. Something deep inside the torn veins and red blood glowed bright green for some reason. ___V___ looks back at him. ___V___: Have you changed since then? Massacre Man: Changed? what changed? I have stopped watching porn, if thats what you mean. ___V___ (keenly): No...changed into a werewolf yourself? Massacre Man (surprised): Nope. I mean...not yet. ___V___: Put your hand out for a sec. ___V___ grabs a syringe from inside his jacket, and plunges it into the wound of Massacre Man, who winces for a moment. ___V___ drains the entire blue liquid into it, and then throws the syringe away. ___V___: If this works, good. If not... Massacre Man: So...whats your story? ___V___: The block was quarantined. Some sort of viral outbreak...I got infected and they sent guards. Finished off everyone except a young chap who popped a bullet inside me and jumped out of the window himself, after I spitted on him. Luckily, he fell on an antidote-supply truck. He must have stopped it and got a shot for himself...because I crawled to the window to look what happened to him and noticed the truck stopping myself. I fell on it too...but the cover gave way under me and I fell straight into a full crate of antidotes, and got stuck with several syringes... Massacre Man: Wow...seems like the shit never stops with us does it...anyway, I am tracking the redhead nuisance once and for all and putting an end to this. ___V___ (staring into space, unmindful of Massacre Man's response): The shots did something...at first I thought it was the antidote doing its work...but no. Something...something still runs inside me... Massacre Man (staring): You okay? What about the bullet wound? ___V___ (coming back to the present): Yeah. And I still got the bullet inside me. (points to his chest) Massacre Man: We gotta get you to a doctor and pull it out before- Something inside Massacre Man's pocket beeps suddenly, and he fumbles into it and brings it out. Its a small, round device with a screen in its center. A red dot glows on it. Massacre Man (excited): He's nearby. ___V___: Let's go. A voice: What's the rush, ___V___ ? ___V___ and Massacre Man turn towards the entrance, to see a tall, shivering figure wrapped in a blanket, smiling at them. It's VampiricClown. ___V___: What are you doing here? VampiricClown: Same as you. I came looking for answers. ___V___: Answers? You shot me and got cured of the virus. Happy ending for you. VampiricClown: Yes, but I was given a job. And I intend on finishing it. I would- ___V___: And do what...pump another bullet into me? VampiricClown: Nope. Don't get me wrong, ___V___. I am here to track down the person who invented the virus. Massacre Man: Wait...the virus was invented? VampiricClown: Yes, and the person lives near this town. So I was told by my chief. ___V___: You got more on your plate that you thought, officer. Its not only the virus and people you gotta contend with right now. VampiricClown (turning slightly pale): What do you mean? ___V___: You will see. Massacre Man (turning towards ___V___): See if we can get a ride northwards. I noticed stagecoaches lining up before the station in front. Till then, I ll go get some stuff... ___V___: Don't go looking for the signal yourself, Massacre Man. You might run into trouble...or an ambush. Massacre Man: Nah. That's for us to deal with. I'll just get some stuff which we might need. (looks away for a moment) ___V___: Meet me in front of the station in 30 minutes. They start to walk out of the bar, when a voice rings out from behind them. Flayed One: Looks like you fine gents would need this. (tosses the shotgun to the three of 'em) Massacre Man (grabbing it): Do you have some shells to spare? ___V___ and VampiricClown walk out, towards the station. Massacre Man comes out a few minutes later, holding the shotgun and looks at the receding figures. He takes the beeper out again and stares into it. His eyes light up while looking at it, and he looks in the opposite direction at a house nearby...then hurries towards it. ___V___ approaches the driver closest to him, which is Alkytrio. ___V___: Which way are you headed? And in how much time? Alkytrio: Northwards on to Synthelvania. We leave in an hour. ___V___: Alright. I am expecting a friend to join us, so we have plenty of time. Alkytrio: Leave a seat on the far side, you both. There's a booking for that already. ___V___ looks back questioningly at Alkytrio as VampiricClown climbs in. Alkytrio: A lady. Hammerfan. |
Inside a nearby office, Sheriff Tic addresses his deputies.
Tic: This is the fourth disappearance this month! Last night, Hellfire1 was out for a midnight stroll and never got back home... Deputy FerretChucker: What about my ferrets? They have been disappearing all over the place! Deputy Marya Zaleska: Shut it, kid. This is serious. Deputy Fortunato: I really think we should take a closer look at that mansion up north. It had been abandoned for a long time, but lately I see some signs of life around it. Tic (curiously): Such as? Fortunato: Wolves and such. They usually dont frequent an area unless there is something to eat. FerretChucker (in a low voice): Nobody takes my ferrets seriously... Tic (impatiently): Not one more word about ferrets! Cant you realise how serious this situation is, young man? If one more person disappears, the Mayor has declared that he will have our badges. Fortunato: I had made a round of that place a week back. At first I thought someone was looking at me through one of the windows, but when I looked back no-one was there. The place sure is creepy...especially at night, with the jungle and wolves around. Marya Zaleska: It would be better to go prepared. Tic: Alright. Get all the stuff we need. We leave rightaway. Marya Zaleska: Do we take the car, or our horses? Tic: Horses. I dont want to get stuck in that place at night with the car broken down. FerretChucker (to himself): My ferrets wo- Fortunato (pointing at FerretChucker): Can I put a bullet in his head first, Sheriff? All three glare at FerretChucker, who looks downwards, grumbling. They then walk out of the office into the nearby shed and take out their horses. Fortunato follows them into it, with a green bag. FerretChucker: A ferret would move much faster than a horse. Marya Zaleska (angrily): And...your point is? FerretChucker (stammering hurriedly): N-n-nothing. Tic: Looks like a storm is headed our way. It might rain soon. Fortunato: Lets hope we get back by then. (loads his shotgun) The small group rides out into the path leading northwards and cross a sign which says "Synthelvania - 85M." Rolling back into the present in the mansion, ___V___ and Disease try the door which has been shut in front of them...which doesnt budge despite their best efforts. ___V___: UNGHHHHH!!! Damn thing is shut tight. I ll go around and look for the other entrance. You keep trying this door. If it doesnt open soon, ram into it. Disease: Okay. ___V___ runs out of the room and looks left and right, then decides something and disappears on the corridor to the right. He fails to notice the red figure crawling down from the ceiling in the room he just left, and the door closes shut. Disease keeps trying the door and suddenly, the red figure jumps on him from behind. Severely startled, Disease whirls around and comes face to face with...ZERO! He tries to keep his face away from his snappy jaws, but by then Zero has grabbed him with his pointed paws, and bites his ear clean off. Disease yells and tries to pull him away with an iron grasp, and Zero comes loose...not before he has left bite marks on Disease's face and arms. Disease covers his ear with one hand to stop the bleeding, and by then Zero disappears into a dark corner of the room. Disease (groaning in pain in-between deep breaths): Damn you, redheaded primate! You are so going down for this!! The door behind Disease gently opens, and he fails to see an arm extended towards his head...holding a huge wrench. TTTHHWWUUUUMMMMMPPPPPP!!! He is hit on the head hard and crumples on the floor. Austin walks over and smiles at him. Disease lifts his head with a superhuman effort and looks at Austin with blurry vision. Austin (grinning sarcastically): Ah, the new boy. Ears are too long and I miss the determination. But not too shabby. Not too shabby at all. Disease (before passing out): So you fell in a tank of acid...got your skin bleached..............and decided to.........become a villain. Couldn't you.............get a job as........a rodeo clown-nnn...? Disease becomes unconscious, and Austin's smile widens. He grabs ahold of Disease's leg and pulls him into the room, as Zero chomps on Disease's ear and looks on. |
Tic, Fortunato, Marya Zaleska and FerretChucker are riding up to the mansion.
Tic: Let's leave the horses near the cave. We can't be too close to the mansion to alert anyone inside it. Fortunato: I think I saw an old codger in there somewhere...come to think about it now, I am not so sure. FerretChucker: It would have helped if I had brought one of my ferret specials... Marya Zaleska: Good thing you didn't. Or I would have stuffed it with you. They leave their horses near a cave near the mansion, about which Tic knows. They then proceed in foot, cautiously...as the skies darken and the first drops of rain spatter on and around them. Marya Zaleska (to Fortunato): Make sure the ammunition doesn't get wet. Fortunato: Don't worry. I got it. They approach the big gates of the mansion which is chained shut, then look around it, peering inside into the garden and the huge house beyond. Tic (in a low voice): This gate will take some opening. And we can't afford to fire our guns just yet. Marya and Fortunato, find us another entry. Marya Zaleska (silently): We are on it. FerretChucker: Why not me? Tic (glaring and whispering): Keep your voice down... Fortunato and Marya disappear for a bit, and after a few minutes Marya comes running back to Tic and FerretChucker. Marya Zaleska (excitedly in-between breaths): Fortunato found a smaller gate on the backside, over which we can climb in. And we saw the old man again...he was pulling something inside the side-door of the house. It looked odd and heavy, in a black bag of sorts... Tic (urgently): There is not a moment to lose. Someone's life may depend on how quick we are. Tic, Marya and FerretChucker hurry to Fortunato, who waits beside the smaller gate behind the mansion. By then, its pouring rain on all sides, with long flashes of lightning and loud rumbles of thunder everywhere. Fortunato: I ll go first. Then lets chuck FerretChucker in, since he's the smallest. All four climb in, and then cautiously move forward. FerretChucker (in a low voice): Wish I had a ferr- Fortunato: Quiet! I hear some sounds nearby. An odd, shuffling sound comes from behind the long door beside them. All 4 stop dead in their tracks, listening. Suddenly, the ground below them gives away...and they fall in with a huge yell! |
A shot of the horses standing in the darkness, only slight shines from their fur can be seen, all of a sudden a loud noise is heard and the horses are gone when lightning strikes, when it strikes again a horse leg eaten to the bone pops out of the cave and hits the ground
The four officers lay on the ground of the basement, injured but not badly, the room is extremely well-lit and bodies stacked around, the fresher ones are stacked on top of the older ones that have began to gather flies and smell bad, there is a hole dug into the wall it's completely pitch black inside, they see no other way out besides a hole in the ceiling that the bodies came from, in the hole in the ceiling they manage to figure out that the room above is much dimmer in terms of light and small streams of blood and green liquids are dripping into the hole Fortunato: Okay, think, how do we get out of here? Ferretchucker: Well if we... Tic: I swear... if you mention a ferret again this room will be one body richer. Ferretchucker: What do you mean by that? Marya: Why don't we try that cave? The group finally notices the hole in the wall. Fortunato: It's too dark, we don't know what's in there. Tic: Ferret, go check it out. Ferretchucker: Finally! I get to do something! Ferretchuker runs and jumps into the hole in the wall while Fortunato is looking around the room for another exit besides the two holes in the ceiling, he spots Ferretchucker hopping into the hole Fortunato: Ferret wait... Ferretchucker ignores him and moves on into the darkness, Marya spots the wall opening up. Marya (whispering): Hide! Tic runs and hides in the front of the hole, Marya lays on top of one of the bodies and pretends to be dead, Fortunato tries the same but falls through a pile of corpses, Neverending enters and grabs Marya by the leg, thinking that he's dragging a body, Ferretchucker's voice can be heard from deep within the hole Ferretchuker: Guys! Someone killed the horses Neverending turns, alerted. He looks at Marya who has started breathing again. Neverending: Boss! Boss! After a few seconds Austin leaps in from the room above them, he swiftly takes a syringe and sticks into Marya's arm, it's only sedative, he turns and sticks his hand into the cave, he pulls Tic out by his leg and sticks him with another syringe containing the same sedative, Ferretchucker falls out of the hole as if he was thrown, his nose has been ripped off, Austin looks down at him. Austin: It appears my little creation has gotten ahold of him, I have no use for you, Neverending, do what you will with him. Neverending: Yes, sir. Austin and Nevernding exit the room, Austin dragging Tic, Neverending dragging Marya and holding Ferretchucker over his shoulder, the wall closes again behind them, Fortunato emerges from the bodies just in time to not be noticed. |
__V__ returns to the room Disease had been dragged from a few moments after Zero left, he is holding a large duffle bag, he spots the blood on the ground
__V__: Shit... __V__ picks up a stick of dynamite from the bag, as he prepares to set it on the door he realizes it is open, he puts the dynamite away, a hand grabs his shouder, he quickly turns and is face-to-face with Neverending Neverending: Boss! I got another one! Boss! Boss! __V__ swings the duffle bag and hits Neverending in the face, knocking him to the ground. Austin's voice can be heard coming toward them getting louder as his footsteps get closer. Austin: Ahh, you make a rather good pet, looks like I'll have to buy you a brand new... Austin enters the room and sees __V__ standing over Neverending Austin (Surprised): Toy... __V__ pulls out his guns and puts a few bullets into Austin who falls over, he then runs off into the room to find Disease and Hammerfan as Austin and Neverending sit up, he spots Marya, Hammerfan, and Tic strapped to tables with wire hookups similar to VampiricClown, but no fluids have begun flowing yet. he hears a noise in a closet nearby, he opens the door and finds Disease tied next to Ferretchucker, who has had his mouth sewn shut, Disease hasn't been harmed yet. __V__: Come on out, I got ya. __V__ unties the two, they've passed out from the blood loss, __V__ stands up and is grabbed by Austin Austin: Listen buddy, you're really putting a damper on my plans, we can't have that, now can we? I like you, perhaps we can form a bond. __V__ slips out of Austin's grip but gets stuck with another syringe, he falls down, just before passing out he sees Neverending standing over him with a black eye and bruised face |
Outside of the mansion, the rain is coming down in sheets, a green '70s style van with it's lights off slowly drives out in front of the gate, it has tinted windows as not to show the driver, the door opens, the only thing visible is 2 boots stepping out of the van, the driver slams the door to the van shut, the driver fires a shot from a shotgun, the lock on the gate drops on the ground, cut to Fortunato in the room full of bodies, he keeps inching toward the cave, then backs away through fear of entering. He hears a sound coming from the cave, he backs away from it, Zero jumps out at him.
Fortunato: What the hell? Fortunato walks to Zero who is staring at him innocently, he kneels down. Fortunato: How did you get here? Fortunato puts his hand out to pat Zero on the head when he hears a voice. Voice: Don't touch him! Fortunato looks up, he can only make out the shape of the man above, he is at the hole that he and his fellow officers had fallen through. Fortunato: And why's that? Zero bites Fortunato's hand and pulls his head down by his shirt collar and starts biting him. Voice: That's why... The driver shoots at Zero who then scurries off back into the cave. Austin leaps back down from the room above, The Driver walks away Austin: Well, todays just my lucky day, isn't it? 4 pigs in a day! If they still made hot dogs from pork I'd be rich. Austin notices the bite marks Austin: Oh what's that? Another one! Damn it Zero! You're making my job really hard when you keep ruining my patients! Neverending! Open the door! The wall opens up again, Austin exits dragging Fortunato. Cut to __V__ waking up with his arms and legs strapped down, Austin is standing over him. Austin: Good morning, sunshine! Now, this is very out or routine for me, I normally leave my... subjects... sedated. But since you've been sticking your nose in my business I'd let you see what it's like to have you skull cut open. Austin picks up a scalpel, then puts it down. Austin: But first... How would you like to see my little concoction at work? Austin turns __V__'s table so that he is looking at Marya, Tic, and Hammerfan, Austin then turns a switch, the fluids flow into Marya first, after about a minute they stop and then the fluids start going into Tic, the machine stops. Austin: Damn Zombie labor! Neverending! Neverending enters. Neverending: Yes, boss? Austin: Get this running again. Neverending makes his way over and starts to operate on the machine, Austin turns back to __V__ Austin: Just give it a minute. Something sneaks up behind Austin and hits him in the back of the head, knocking him out, the driver is revealed to be Massacre Man. Massacre Man then unlatches a cuff on __V__'s hand as the machine starts and finsishes off Tic, and starts on Hammerfan a small bit of fluid gets in before Massacre Man snatches the wires out and __V__ draws one of his guns and empties his last bullet into Neverending's head |
Massacre Man helps __V__ off of the table
__V__: How did you change back? Massacre Man: Change back from what? __V__: A werewolf. Massacre Man: What the fuck are you talking about? __V__: I saw a werewolf with your initials. Massacre Man (casually shrugging his shoulders): Wasn't me. __V__: Hmm, get Hammerfan out of here. Massacre Man: Fuck you, I'm not leaving. __V__: But you have to get her out of here. Massacre Man: No I don't, I don't even know her. Fuck if I'm gonna miss this. The werewolf __V__ had spotted with the initals M.M. enters the room, it has a scar leading from it's stomach up to it's chest. Massacre Man and __V__ look at it, Massacre Man snaps to a conclusion. Massacre Man: Was that the wolf you thought was me? __V__: Yeah... Massacre Man: I know who that is! __V__: Who is it? Massacre Man: This girl I met in the woods. __V__: How do you know that? Massacre Man: Because of this. Massacre Man runs over and tears the scar on the wolf's stomach, it's intestines and stomach fall out onto the ground. It falls face-down. Massacre Man walks back to __V__ Massacre Man: So, where are the other people you were with? __V__: That's one of them. __V__ points to Hammerfan __V__: I don't know about the other two. Massacre Man: So that's the only person we have to worry about? __V__: Disease is somewhere and I saw a cop too. Massacre Man: Yeah, I saw a cop too. __V__: Hammerfan, come on. We're gonna find everyone else and get you guys out of here. Hammerfan remains on the table. Massacre Man: I don't think she's going to listen. __V__: Why? Massacre Man: She's missing half of her fucking skull, she's probably legally retarded now. __V__: Alright, you grab one arm, I'll grab the other. __V__ and Massacre Man take Hammerfan and exit the room to find Disease and Ferretchuker. As soon as they exit Marya and Tic begin to transform. |
__V__ and Massacre Man make their ways around the mansion in search of the others, they search all of the rooms until they come across one with a giant lock on it, Fortunato can be heard moaning inside. Massacre Man begins smashing in the lock, __V__ keeps lookout, while he has his back turned one of the werewolves tries sneaking up on Massacre Man, it is directly behind him when the gun backfires sending Massacre Man's last shot through the head of the wolf,
Massacre Man: Holy shit, that was lucky... __V__: Yeah... Massacre Man and __V__ stare at the body for a moment before hearing the next wolf making it's way toward them, they snap back to attention and Massacre Man takes another swing. The lock comes undone, the two walk inside. Disease is tied to a beam coming from the middle of the room hardly conscious, Ferretchucker is tied to a chair with his eyelids sliced off facing a mirror, his head is held securely so he can't turn away, he is stuck staring at his deformed reflection, Fortunato is on the floor with his hands and feet tied as if Neverending didn't get the chance to do anything to him. __V__ pulls out 3 syringes Massacre Man: Is that the stuff you used on me? __V__: Yeah. Massacre Man: Cool... The other wolf from the table bursts in through the door and pins Massacre Man to the ground, __V__ leans Hammerfan on the wall and grabs the gun from Fortunato and holds it at his side __V__ (at the werewolf: Hey buddy, I got somethin' for ya. __V__ shoots the werewolf in the head, it falls over, Massacre Man stands up. Massacre Man I owe you another one. __V__: I'll remember that. __V__ unties Fortunato, Massacre Man unties Ferretchucker and Fortunato stands up and gets Disease. Massacre Man takes his keys out and hands them to Fortunato. Massacre Man: Here, my van's outside, get everyone out of here. Fortunato: What about you two? Massacre Man: Don't worry about us, we've got it under control. __V__ (laughing): That was really cheesy. Massacre Man: I know. Cut to a few moments later, everyone is downstairs, Disease seems a bit more responsive and is holding Ferretchuker up, Fortunato is holding Hammerfan, they are right next to the exit, __V__ opens it, Ferretchucker pulls out his gun and shoots himself in the head. Everybody stands in an awkward silence, Massacre Man inches toward the body, he picks up the gun and pockets it. __V__ (Stunned and unfocused): Go... Fortunato and Disease walk out with Hammerfan, __V__ immediately slams the door behind them. Fortunato and Disease exit the gate through the pummeling rain, massive thunder, and blinding lightning and get to the van, which has had it's tires slashed and is covered in various scratches and bite marks |
Fortunato and Disease try to figure out an escape plan, dozens of glowing green eyes can be seen approaching him as leaves crunch and twigs snap. The two toss Hammerfan into the back of the van and then climb in after her, they close the doors and start discussing their options. Only their faces can be seen from the dim light given off by the moon shining into the windows on the back doors of the van
Fortunato: Ok, what do you think out odds will be if we run? Disease: We'll get eaten. Fortunato: How about if we fight. Disease: We'll get eaten. Fortunato: What do you think our odds are if we just sit here and hope for the best? Disease: A lot better than being out in the open. Fortunato: But what if help never comes? Disease: I don't know, but I'm not going out there. Lightning flashes, lighting up the entire van, there are several weapons scattered about on the wallof the van behind Disease, including a baseball bat, Massacre Man's trusty axe, a fire extinguisher, a chainsaw, and a handful of wooden stakes, Fortunato smiles, Disease looks at him with a strange look Disease: What are you looking at? Fortunato: That guy came prepared! Disease: Who? __V__? He always is. Fortunato: No, the fat one. Disease: What makes you say that? Fortunato pulls out his flashlight and shines it next to the wall, a few of the weapons are visible. Disease turns his head and looks at them. Disease: Since you found them, you can go fight... Fortunato: No problem. Fortunato grabs the trusty axe and exits the van, Disease closes the doors to the van and starts it, turning on a blinker so he can see what's happening through the window of the door. He watches one of the wolves run at Fortunato who swings the axe only to have it lodge into the shoulder of the wolf who then runs off with it, Fortunato stands frightened as the wolves form a circle around him slowly getting closer and closer. |
__V__ and Massacre Man head back to the room in which they had seen Austin before, but he was gone. They search the rooms in the house and find nothing, they hear some stomps and growls coming from the attic of the old mansion, the two head toward the attic. They stand under the pull-down stairs, __V__ has his hand on the string ready to pull the stairs down.
__V__: Ready? Massacre Man: Hold on... Massacre Man picks up his shotgun so that he is holding his gun in one hand and Ferretchuker's in the other. Massacre Man: Now I'm ready. __V__: What's that for? It's not loaded. Massacre Man: But still, it's a lot more intimidating to have a big fucking shotgun and a gun stolen off the corpse of a suicidal cop than just a gun stolen off the corpse of a suicidal cop. __V__: Fine... __V__ drops the stairs, the two walk up and peak around, they see nothing but an old table. Massacre Man: There isn't anything up here. A pair of glowing eyes open in the corner behind the two. __V__: I guess you're right. The wolf lets out a howl that echoes through and outside of the mansion. Cut to Fortunato surrounded by the wolves, they hear the howls and run toward the mansion so quickly they just look like blurs, after they're all gone Fortunato smiles in relief and starts walking back toward the van, another quick blur passes by in front of him, after the blur goes past him, Fortunato is holding his hand over his throat, Disease gets out and runs over to him. Disease: What happened? Fortunato moves his hand to reveal a huge slit in his throat spewing blood, Fortunato falls to his knees and lands face-down in the mud, Disease turns to get back into the van but the doors have swung shut and locked. Cut back to __V__ and Massacre Man, werewolves are surrounding them, there are a good 20 or so wolves. __V__ quickly empties his gun killing 5 of them with 6 bullets, Massacre Man manages to kill 2 with the same amount of bullets. Massacre Man: You're so much better than me at this. __V__: I know. Massacre Man spots the wolf with the axe in it's shoulder. Massacre Man hits in the head with the shotgun and then picks up the axe, he decapitates the wolf and moves on swinging away at others, while his back his turned the final wolf charges at him, __V__ grabs the wolf's legs at just the right time and pulls it back away from him, breaking the wolf's legs, it turns around and bites __V__ on the arm, shoulder, and neck. Massacre Man takes off it's head. Massacre Man: Are you alright? __V__: Not really, no. Massacre Man: Aren't you gonna use some of that shit that keeps you from changing? __V__: All out. Massacre Man: Shit... __V__: Hey, listen. I'll be back. Massacre Man: What? __V__: I got something I have to do. Massacre Man: What's that? __V__: Don't worry about it. __V__ looks and acts considerably weaker and slower, he stands up, grabs his duffle bag and leaves the attic. Massacre Man: So... am I supposed to wait here? __V__: If you want. Massacre Man: Wait, what the fuck does that mean? __V__ is already out of hearing range. Massacre Man (to himself): Shit... Massacre Man hears that all too familiar sound. Massacre Man: Fuck... Massacre Man picks up his axe as Zero runs for him, Massacre Man jumps out of the way and swings the axe, he misses, he and Zero keep repeating this pattern, Zero begins using the ceiling too, Zero sneaks up behind Massacre Man and stands still, almost as if he is waiting for Massacre Man's attention. Massacre Man quickly turns around and throws the shotgun at Zero, Zero evades it and jumps back toward the stairs, __V__ grabs him by the tail and tosses him at Massacre Man, Massacre Man then swings the axe, hitting Zero and sending him slamming against the wall with a gash in his side. Massacre Man: Thanks... __V__: I'll put on your tab. __V__ winks, the two grin when the stop awkwardly. Massacre Man: Did you just feel a breeze? __V__: Yeah, that was kind of weird. Austin's laugh can be heard through the attic, a wolf much bigger and more human-like than the others is standing behind Massacre Man holding the old table, it swings it sending Massacre Man flying through the wall and out of sight, the wolf tosses the table to the side. __V__: So, just me and you? The wolf lunges forward, __V__ punches it, the punch does nothing. Austin picks up __V__ and stares him in the face, snarling and breathing heavy. __V__ kicks it, landing on the ground, __V__ picks up the leg of the table and jabs it into the stomach of Austin, he then pulls it out and drops the duffle bag on the ground, he stuffs his final stick of dynamite into Austin's stomach, Austin picks up Zero again and starts to chew on his stomach, tearing his innards out. __V__ sighs in relief and pushes a button that came out of the dufflebag, a shot of the exterior of the mansion, Disease can be seen in the shot. The mansion explodes sending bits of the house flying everywhere, one smashes into the top of the van bending the doors enough to make them openable. Disease gets Hammerfan out and watches the house burn. Cut forward to morning time, the rain has stopped, things seem peaceful. A close-up of Massacre Man's face covered in blood from a small wound on the sie of his head, his eyes open, a zoomout reveals him to be dangling by his jacket on one of the ridges from the hole the police had fallen into the previous night. Massacre Man: Holy shit. I made it again. I made it again! Disease shows up and helps Massacre Man up, he sees the charred house. Massacre Man: Did __V__ ever come out? Disease shakes his head. Massacre Man approaches the rubble of the building. Massacre Man: So long buddy, I'll miss ya. Massacre Man and Disease stand next to the van. Disease: I got a ride coming, you need one? Massacre Man: No, I did what I had to, I'll walk. Disease: You sure? Massacre Man: Yeah, I've learned something over the past few days. Whenever I drive bad shit happens. Massacre Man turns and starts to walk away, a car arrives, Disease puts Hammerfan in the back and gets in, the car drives off, a shot from the dashboard, the man driving is focused on the road, Disease has his head back on the seat sleeping, Hammerfan is transforming into a wolf herself. The last shot is of Zero returning to his cave. CREDITS ROLL After the credits, Massacre Man, __V__, Illdojo, Roderick Usher, and Zero are seen all surrounded by Jack-O-Lanterns with smiles on their faces, with no wounds, they are sitting at a table with a giant pile of candy in the middle of it splitting it up into equal piles when they all look at the camera and shout. HAPPY HALLOWEEN HDC! |
HDC THE MOVIE - PART VI
Massacre Man stands outside of an old run-down house on a dark night, he has his trusty axe over his shoulder, he seems determined as he steps toward the house with a heavy breeze passing by blowing the fallen leaves about and making the trees sway. Massacre Man enters the house, it's dark but the room is still visible, he walks around the house and hears footsteps, he turns several times attempting to find the footsteps until he sees __V__ walking toward from across the room but his face is pale, his hair is black, and he has several cuts and scrapes on him. Massacre Man starts to step back, he backs into Illdojo who is the same as __V__, Massacre Man swings the axe, it just goes through Illdojo, not harming him at all. Massacre Man makes his way down a hall but is met by Roderick Usher. Illfojo and __V__ enter the hall and start inching toward him, Massacre Man hacks away at the wall and leaps out, when he lands on his feet he is suddenly back in the living room, his 3 dead friends suttound him and they all grab onto him. Cut to Massacre Man waking up realizing it was a dream, he is sitting in the back of a pick-up truck which suddenly stops, Massacre Man stands up and hops out of the back, reaches back into the bed of the truck and pulls his axe out, he walks to the cab and polks his head in the window to thank the driver. Massacre Man: Thanks for the lift The truck drives off, Massacre Man turns around and starts walking he has dried blood all over his body and is covered in various cuts and scrapes, limping a bit, he arrives at a sign and looks at it, it reads "WELCOME TO SHADY SIDE" Massacre Man smiles. Massacre Man: Finally... Massacre Man begins to walk into the town. |
Massacre Man walks down the main road of the town looking at the small gas stations and convenience stores that litter it. He makes a right and enters a neighborhood, the houses he passes are all nice, two-story houses with in-ground swimming pools and large yards surrounded by trees, after a few moments he takes a left, the houses here are closer together, but they're still pretty nice, there is an abandoned house that looks exactly like the one from Massacre Man's dream, he stops and stares at it for a second then shakes his head and moves on, he makes a right onto a street with a sign reading "Grove Street", he stops at a blue one-story house, he walks up the stairs in front and turns the knob on the door, it's locked, Massacre Man sighs.
Massacre Man: Left the keys in the fucking van. Massacre Man looks over and spots that one of the front windows is opened slightly, he grins and walks over to it, punches a hole in the screen and tears it out from the window, he slides the window open and pulls himself inside, he closes the window and reaches to the table left of him and turns on the lamp, he turns and looks at his living room, it isn't very well-kept there are issues of SPIN and Fangoria magazines with several old Tales From The Crypt comic books on top of them, the TV has a stack of horror and comedy DVDs on top, Massacre Man sits on his couch, something can be heard moving in another room, Massacre Man smiles when he hears the sound, a black lab walks out and jumps on the couch and lays down next to him, Massacre Man pats the dog on the head. Massacre Man: Good girl. Massacre Man leans over and picks up the remote for the TV and turns it on. The TV narrator's voice can be heard. Narrator: And that's it for our Tales From The Crypt marathon! Up next is our Uwe Boll marathon! Massacre Man: FUCK! Massacre Man throws the remote at the wall and it breaks in half, the sound of glass breaking can be heard in the room the dog came from, Massacre Man quickly stands up and grabs his axe, he eases toward the room and looks inside. |
Massacre Man enters the room, it is dark, he reaches up for the ceiling fan and turns on the light, a man is laying on the bed with his eyes closed, a beer bottle is broken on the ground, Massacre Man taps his shoulder, he wakes up.
Massacre Man: What are you doing in Roderick's room? Dudeman: My mom was being a bitch so I came to stay here. Massacre Man: How did you get in? Dudeman: The side door. Massacre Man: How did you get in the side door, I locked it. Dudeman: I owe you a new doorknob... Where are Rod and Dojo? Massacre Man: They di... moved out. Dudeman: But they left their stuff. Massacre Man: Yeah... weird, huh? Dudeman: Yeah. Rod's fiance is gonna be pissed tomorrow. Massacre Man has a sudden shocked look on his face Massacre Man: Shit... I fucking forgot about that. Dudeman: How? You were gonna be the best man. Massacre Man: I've had a lot of shit going on. Dudeman: What shit? You went to look at some shitty camp site. Massacre Man: Just... a lot of shit. Dudeman: Oh... Dudeman stares off into space then looks back at Massacre Man Dudeman: You got any beer? Massacre Man: There's some in the mini-fridge in Illdojo's room, take all of it. Dudeman gets up and walks out of the room and goes toward one with a closed door, he shouts back. Dudeman: You're sure he won't be pissed that I'm taking it? Massacre Man: I don't think he'll care. Illdojo appears again haunting Massacre Man Illdojo: Asshole... Massacre Man ignores him. Dudeman comes back out with a beer in hand. Dudeman: So, does Rod's fiance know he left? Massacre Man: Nope. Dudeman: Are you gonna tell her? Massacre Man: Yeah, I guess. Dudeman: When? Massacre Man: I guess tomorrow. Dudeman: So you're gonna wait until she's in the dress and at the end of the aisle with that bright smile on her face? Massacre Man: Well, I don't know where she lives. Dudeman: Then you should... let's go outside, I wanna smoke a cigarette. Massacre Man and Dudeman walk out the door and sit on the steps, Massacre Man's neighbor, Jenna26 is outside checking her mail. She sees Massacre Man and shouts over to him. Jenna26: Hey there! Massacre Man: Hi. Jenna26: So, are you ready for the big day tomorrow? Massacre Man looks puzzled Massacre Man: How did you know about Rod's wedding? Jenna26: I was talking about Halloween, Rod's getting married? Massacre Man: Kinda. Jenna26: He would set the date on Halloween... |
Jenna26 returns inside of her house, it is extemely well-kept, she walks to the kitchen which is located on the side on the side of the house furthest from Massacre Man's, there is a door leading outside in the kitchen, Jenna pours herself a glass of water and walks out of the kitchen, the house next door can be seen through the door amd a man is watching her from a window in that house, he has a devlish grin on his face, cut back to Massacre Man and Dudeman back inside of Massacre Man's house
Massacre Man: So... are you staying here tonight? Dudeman: Yeah, is that cool? Massacre Man: Sure, I'm going to bed now, so... TV's yours. Good night. Dudeman: Peace man. Massacre Man walks to his bedroom, the dog follows, when Massacre Man enters his room, it is too dark to see anything in his room, he gets on the bed and the dog gets up with him, Massacre Man shortly falls asleep after laying down, he is having a dream again, it is black and white with no sound. Massacre Man is now in the garage of the abandoned house, a oaint can falls in front of him, he leaps back and notices the paint can fall through the floor leaving waves almost like the floor was made of water. Massacre Man sticks his hand in the spot where the can fell, his hand goes through the floor, when he pulls it up his hand is covered in blood, another hand reaches up and pulls him underneath, he is in a big pool of water being pulled down __V__ who is gushing blood from his stomach area, Massacre Man pulls himself loose and swims back up to the top but the top is solid and he is stuck inside, he looks around and notices that the bodies of Illdojo and Roderick Usher are floating against the ceiling, Massacre Man starts to bang on the solid roof over him but nothing happens, when he looks back down __V__ is coming toward him quickly with his hand out. Massacre Man wakes up in his bed covered in sweat, it is morning, the dog is looking at him. Massacre Man (frustrated): Shit... I cannot keep doing this. |
Massacre Man sits up and looks at his clock, it is 6:34 AM, he puts his head in his hands and puts his head back in the pillow.
Massacre Man (To himself): The wedding's in 10 hours! Massacre Man gets up and walks out into the living room, their are beer bottles scattered all over the floor, Massacre Man looks around and then turns back into the hallway, he slides the door to Roderick's room open and then walks to Illdojo's, he opens it and sees Dudeman asleep on his bed. Massacre Man walks back out into the living room and then to the kitchen, he goes into a small closet on the right side of the kitchen, he picks up a black Hefty garbage bag, goes back to Illdojo's room and nudges his shoulder, Dudeman doesn't get up, Massacre Man then kicks him which makes him sit up. Massacre Man: Clean your fucking mess up. Dudeman: What? Massacre Man: You left a bunch of fucking beer bottles on my floor, clean them up. Dudeman: You do it, I got a hangover. Massacre Man reaches over and raises the blinds, letting the sun pour in, Dudeman covers his eyes. Dudeman: What the fuck, man? I said I had a hangover. Massacre Man: And I said pick up the fucking bottles. Dudeman: Dude, you're starting to act like my mom. Massacre Man: Does that mean you're gonna leave? Dudeman: Fine, I'll go, fuck you man. Dudeman gets up and stumbles to the door, he opens it and walks out, Massacre Man starts to pick up all of the bottles, cut to Dudeman outside walking past Jenna26's house covering his eyes, he doesn't even notice Jenna's neighbor from the otherside standing right outside of her window watching her. |
Massacre Man steps outside and tosses the bag of bottles into the trash can and returns inside, his dog runs out to him and looks up at him wagging it's tail
Massacre Man: What is it, girl? The dog starts to jump up and down. Massacre Man: You gotta go potty? The dog runs to the side door and hops up and down again, Massacre Man reaches for the doorknob, it is on the floor because of Dudeman, Massacre Man opens the door and the dog runs outside, Massacre Man turns back around and goes back to his room, he stands over his bed. Massacre Man (Tired and to himself: Let's try this again. Massacre Man lays down and falls asleep, he has another silent, black and white dream, this time he is in the bathroom of the abandoned house, the shower is running, steam pouring out, Massacre Man tries to exit the room but as soon as he reaches for the doorknob it vanishes and the doorway just becomes another part of the wall. Massacre Man is beginning to sweat, he can't see anything due to the steam surrounding him, suddenly the shape of a person begins to form in front of him, it is Illdojo, Massacre Man backs toward the door and the room morphs to a bedroom, he is standing by the bed, a hand grabs his foot and pulls him under the bed, as soon he gets pulled under he is in a small, dark space, a light turns on and he is cramped into a closet against the wall face-to-face with __V__ who is leaned against the door. Massacre Man then wakes up again, sweating. He looks at the clock, it reads 4:30. Massacre Man behins to panic. Massacre Man: FUCK! He gets up and rushes around, he grabs a suit out of his closet, he puts it on his bed then stops. Massacre Man: Wait... should I wear a suit? Cut to the backyard, the dog is sitting on the steps waiting to come inside, Massacre Man opens the door in full suit, his hair is wet like he had just showered. He walks out of the door then stops. Massacre Man: That's fucking great, no fucking van. Massacre Man rushes down the street going the same path Dudeman did, he is in such a hurry he doesn't notice Jenna's neighbor is now staring through the front window. Cut to Dudeman sitting inside of his house watching the History Channel. There is a knock at his door. He gets up and opens it, Massacre Man is standing outside. Massacre Man: I need to use your car. Dudeman: Fuck you. Massacre Man: Please, I'll buy you beer, pot, whatever. I have to get to this fucking wedding. Dudeman: I need my car. Massacre Man: You don't have a license. Dudeman: My mom's bitching at me right now. Massacre Man: Your mom isn't home, just give me the fucking keys. Dudeman: Fuck you, you kicked me out of your house. Massacre Man: You can move in, you can have Illdojo's room. Just give me the fucking keys. Dudeman: Is the reception open bar? Massacre Man: I think so... yeah. Dudeman: Alright, let's go. Massacre Man and Dudeman get into a very small car, Massacre Man drives to a nice, well-kept church, they walk inside and sit in the seats, there is nothing going on, everyone looks frustrated and impatient, Illdojo and Roderick Usher appear in the seats behind them, Freak walks over and sits next to Massacre Man and Dudeman, he is wearing the same suit as Massacre Man. Freak: This is some crazy shit, huh? Massacre Man (Curious): What's that? Freak: The bride and the groom being no-shows. Roderick Usher: At least I had a reason... Massacre Man (To Roderick): Maybe she had one too... Dudeman and Freak: What? Massacre Man: Nothing. Freak: Ok so, we've got the Groom's men, you, me, and Angra. But where's Illdojo? Massacre Man: I have no idea... Dudeman: Maybe they ran off with eachother. Massacre Man hits Dudeman in the chest. Massacre Man: Don't be a dick. Angra stands up in front of the group of people. Angra: Ok folks, news I hate to break, but... both the bride and groom are no-shows. There's another wedding soon booked for today, so we're gonna have to ask that everyone leaves. The people stand up and begin to exit, the bride's maids are still in the back room where they were waiting to be brought out. The first one exits, cut to Massacre Man with Dudeman and Freak Freak: Stay here, wait for Angra. Massacre Man nods, he looks forward, his eyes widen and his jaw drops. Dudeman notices. Dudeman: What? Massacre Man: I think I did that... Dudeman: Did what? Massacre Man: That... Massacre Man points to the front of the room, revealing the last bride's maid leaving to be pregnant. |
Massacre Man gets up and walks over to the bride's maid, ABnormal, he stops in front of her.
Massacre Man: Uh... Hi... ABnormal: Hi. Massacre Man: Um... is that? Massacre Man clears his throat and points at ABnormal's stomach Massacre Man: Is that mine? ABnormal: Yeah. Massacre Man starts to panic, he speaks quick and breathes heavily. Massacre Man: Well, how... Why didn't you tell me? I mean I'd like to have known. ABnormal: I didn't know how to get ahold of you. Massacre Man: I'm at the same fucking bar every night! You're a bride's maid for my best friend's fucking fiance. You had no way to get ahold of me? ABnormal: You never tried talking to me. Massacre Man: Because I wasn't pregnant with your fucking child! ABnormal: Why do you all of a sudden want to talk to me? Massacre Man: Because you're having my fucking kid! The crowd of people still in the building start to stare, Dudeman and Freak grab Massacre Man and pull him out of the church. They are in the parking lot, Massacre Man is sitting down by Dudeman's car with his head between his knees. Dudeman: Are you alright? Massacre Man: What the fuck do you think? Freak leans down next to him. Freak: Come on, let's go to the bar, take your mind off of it. Massacre Man: Shut the fuck up. I dont' want to get drunk. I want to talk to the mother of my fucking child. Freak: Want me to go get her? Massacre Man: Yeah. Freak: Alright buddy, just hold on one second. Freak runs back inside, Dudeman sits next to Massacre Man. Dudeman: Are you sure it's yours? Massacre Man: She told me it was. Dudeman: Damn dude, that sucks. Massacre Man: No shit. Freak returns with ABnormal, Massacre Man stands up, he looks ABnormal in the eyes. Massacre Man: Look... Dudeman and Freak are standing right next to them listening, Massacre Man turns to them. Massacre Man: Could you guys just... fuck off for a minute? Freak: Sure, come on. Freak and Dudeman walk back inside of the church while Massacre Man and ABnormal talk outside. The focus stays on Dudeman and Freak, Angra joins them. Angra: Do either of you know the deal with Rod? Dudeman: He left with Illdojo. Angra: Where? Dudeman and Freak stand silent. Angra: What about Novakru, it's weird they both miss their big day. Dudeman: I have no clue. Are you guys really going to the bar. Freak: I guess, the reception is probably as good as cancelled now. Dudeman: Damn it, I was excited about the open bar. Cut back to Massacre Man with ABnormal, they seem to be done with their conversation, both seem calm. Massacre Man: Alright, so you'll come to my house tonight? ABnormal: Yeah, see you tonight. Massacre Man: So... bye. They both stand awkward, not positive on how to say goodbye to eachother, they both nod and walk their seperate ways, ABnormal gets in a car and Massacre Man walks back inside of the church, as soon as he enters the door he turns pale and begins looking worried again. He stands by Angra, Freak, and Dudeman, they turn their heads to him. Massacre Man: Shit... |
A flash to 9 months earlier, Dudeman, Freak, Angra, Illdojo, and Roderick Usher are sitting at a table inside of a bar with mugs filled to the top. Illdojo's and Freak's eyes are a bit red, Roderick hasn't had anything to drink, Dudeman has the most beers in front of him but doesn't seem to even have a buzz, Angra has his face flat on the table. Massacre Man is in the background at the bar talking ABnormal, what they are saying can't be heard. The folks at the table are having a conversation.
Roderick Usher: Anyway... The movie's called "Hatchet", it sounds awesome. it comes out in September. Illdojo: Shut up. We came her to get drunk, why aren't you drinking. Roderick Usher: Can't, big day tomorrow. Illdojo: Why's that? Roderick Usher: I'm proposing to Novakru. Freak: Bullshit! Illdojo: Why? You've known her for like a month. Roderick Usher: I don't know. It just feels... Illdojo and Freak look over at Massacre Man. Freak: Shut up for a minute... Illdojo: How long do you think until she slaps him? Freak: Soon... Massacre Man and ABnormal start to walk out of the bar, neither of them can stand on their own, they are leaning against eachother for support, Roderick Usher, Illdojo and Freak get up and run over to them, Dudeman grabs Freak's beer and finishes it. Freak stands in front of the door, keeping the two from leaving. Illdojo: Give me your keys. Massacre Man (slurred and hard to make out): Why should I give you my fucking keys, it's my fucking van... Illdojo: Because you're drunk. Massacre Man: No, fuck you. You're drunk. Roderick Usher reaches into Massacre Man's pocket and takes the keys out, Massacre Man doesn't notice. Roderick Usher: Alright, fine. Let them go. Roderick winks at Illdojo and holds up the keys. Illdojo: Alright, there's no persuading you. Go ahead. Illdojo steps out of their way. Massacre Man and ABnormal walk out of the door. Freak: Shouldn't we have kept them inside? Illdojo: Don't worry about it. As soon as he realizes his keys are gone they'll come back inside. Freak: Alright... Freak and Illdojo walk back to the table, every mug is empty and is now in front of Dudeman. |
Back to the present, it is night time, kids are trick-or-treating, the neighborhood is well-decorated and everyone seems to be in the Halloween spirit, except for Massacre Man who is sitting on his couch, waiting for ABnormal to arrive, he is so nervous he is shaking and staring at the TV that isn't turned on. There's a knock at the door. Massacre Man stands up.
Massacre Man: Alright... here it goes... Massacre Man opens the door, ABnormal is standing there. Massacre Man: Come in, come in. Sit down. ABnormal: Thanks. ABnormal walks in and sits down, Massacre Man stares blankly at her stomach. ABnormal: Are you ok? Massacre Man snaps back to attention. Massacre Man: Yeah um... you want something to drink? ABnormal: No I'm... A trick-or-treater knocks at the door. Massacre Man: One second. Massacre Man turns around and picks up the bowl of candy from the table and opens the door. Kid: Trick or treat! The kid is dressed as a werewolf. Massacre Man: That's not funny... Massacre Man drops a piece of candy in his bag and closes the door. Massacre Man: Where were we? ABnormal: Nowhere. Massacre Man: Right... so uh, what have you been doing all this time? How have you been making a living. ABnormal: I stay with my parents. I don't have a job, do you? Massacre Man (Confidently): Yes, I do. ABnormal: Doing what? Massacre Man (Disappointed): Cashier at K-Mart. ABnormal giggles. Massacre Man: Fuck you, at least I have a... wait, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to yell at you. I didn't mean to. ABnormal: It's alright. Massacre Man: But what I wanted to ask you, do you... Another trick-or-treater knocks at the door, this kid is a zombie, Massacre Man gives him a piece of candy and turns around. Massacre Man: But did you... Another trick-or-treater knocks. Massacre Man: For fuck's sake! Massacre Man swings the door open and throws the bowl of candy out into his yard. He closes the door. Massacre Man: Did you want to stay here? ABnormal: I don't know. Massacre Man: I mean, the house is all payed off, my friend's died and I don't have anyone else staying here... I just said my friends died, didn't I? ABnormal: Yeah... Massacre Man: Shit... I uh... didn't mean it. They just moved. Other shit going through my mind ya know... I'm having a kid... ABnormal's eyes widen. Massacre Man: I didn't mean died, they just moved, stop looking at me like that. ABnormal: My water broke. Massacre Man: What!? ABnormal: The baby's coming... Massacre Man: Shit! Massacre Man picks up his phone and tries to call a paramedic, after a few moments he hangs up. Massacre Man: They're coming so uh... make yourself comfortable. Another trick-or-treater kncoks at the door. Massacre Man: WE DON'T HAVE ANY FUCKING CANDY! |
Massacre Man paces around the room awaiting the paramedics, cut away to next door, Jenna walks outside with a full trash bag. she takes it to the trashcan and drops it in, her neighbor taps her on the shoulder, she turns around.
Jenna26: Oh, hi Austin... Austin: Hey, how's it going? Jenna26: Good, can I help you? Austin: Oh, no, I was just on my porch getting swarmed over by the trick-or-treaters. I saw someone over 13 I could talk to so I put the kids on the honor system for a few minutes to have a chat. Jenna26: Tell me about it, you'd think the parents would want to keep their kids inside with all of the recent disease outbreaks. Austin: Tell me about it, if we had kids I wouldn't want them at times like this. Jenna26: If WE had kids? Austin: Yeah... oh! I mean um... our own seperate children. Jenna26: Right, how silly of me. The two stand in an awkward silence while Austin gives Jenna a creepy grin. Jenna26: Well, I guess I should get back inside and tend to my bowl duties/ Austin laughs Austin: I guess I should get back too, so long. Jenna26 turns around and walks back inside, Austin picks up the trash bag and empties it into the ground, he walks back toward Jenna's house. Cut to Massacre Man with ABnormal who is laying on the couch with her feet propped on the table in front of it. ABnormal: It hurts! Massacre Man: I know! ABnormal: How the fuck do you know! Massacre Man: Look, at least you aren't getting your fucking eye gouged out or your feet stuck in a fucking blender! ABnormal: What are you talking about! Massacre Man: Nothing, just forget I said that... I think I see the head! Cut back to Jenna26 sitting at her computer, the door behind her is closed, it slowly slides open, Austin is standing in the doorway with the bag in his hand. Cut back to Massacre Man with ABnormal. Massacre Man: Alright, alright, I think it's almost out. ABnormal pushes, something comes out and hits the ground but it can't be seen. Massacre Man's eyes widen and his jaw drops. Massacre Man: What the fuck is that? |
Massacre Man stares down at what's emerged from ABnormal's body... an egg.
ABnormal (drained and exhausted): I want to see it. Massacre Man: No you don't. ABnormal: What's wrong? Massacre Man: It's a fucking egg... ABnormal: What? Massacre Man: You layed a fucking egg. The egg begins to crack, Massacre Man watches it, it hatches there are 5 small black creatures inside, they have scorpion-like tales sticking out of their backs, 4 of the creatures exit the house through the screen Massacre Man punched a hole into. The other one spots Massacre Man and runs at him, Massacre Man kicks it across the room, his dog comes out, the creature then motion towards the dog, Massacre Man stomps on it, crushing it. He grabs his trusty axe and walks out of the door. Cut to Austin standing directly behind Jenna26, he puts the bag on her heard, one of the creatures can be seen entering the room through the doorway, it sticks Austin in the leg with it's tail, Austin let's go of the bag and turns toward the creature, he then stands straight and turns around, he pulls Jenna out of the chair and pushes her to the ground, the creature then sticks her, Jenna stands with the same emotionless face as Austin does. Back to Massacre Man outside of his house, he runs inside of Jenna's house just as the creature jumps out of the window. Massacre Man: Have you seen any... fuck it, you'd know what I'm talking about if you saw them, nevermind. Massacre Man turns back around, Austin grabs his shoulder. Massacre Man: I'm trying to do something. Austin pushes Massacre Man against the wall, another one of the creatures comes insisde, Massacre Man kicks Austin so that he falls over onto the creature, it is slowed down but not killed, when Massacre Man gets back outside the ambulance is driving away, one of the creatures sitting on the back of it. One of them is flattened on the road as if it had been underneath of the ambulance. Massacre Man goes back inside to find only his dog sitting on the couch and the empty shell of the egg on the floor. |
Massacre Man stands in the middle of the street, paranoid of what will happen to him.
Massacre Man: OK, two of them are dead, that leaves three. A couple of trick-or-treaters walk toward him with masks over their faces. Massacre Man: Run home, now. The kids grab ahold of Massacre Man and try stopping him from moving so he can be poked, but they are too small. Massacre Man knocks the two to the ground, he begins running down the street to Dudeman's house, the door to a few houses swing open and people walk out with the blank expressions on their faces. Massacre Man (To himself): Where the fuck did they come from? Flashback to 9 months earlier, Massacre Man and ABnormal are outside of the bar. Still leaning against eachother for support, Massacre Man walks toward his van. ABnormal (Clearly drunk): You can't drive, you're drunk! Massacre Man (Also drunk: You're right... let's walk. Massacre Man and ABnormal begin to walk, they stop. Massacre Man: I'm so drunk I forgot I didn't drink. I can drive. ABnormal: OK. Massacre Man: Wait here... Massacre Man walks inside. ABnormal falls over and hits her head on the floor of the ground of the alley next to the bar, ABnormal lay unconcsious, a creature that resembles the ones from the egg stands over her, it sticks it's tail between her legs, tearing through her pants, it pumps something into her and climbs up the side of the building. Cut to Massacre Man inside of the bar, everyone at the table is playing darts so Massacre Man gets the keys undetected and walks back outside. The morning after that, they are at ABnormal's house, Massacre Man wakes up first, he looks over at ABnormal, smiles like he's proud of himself then gets out of bed, fully clothed, even his shoes and walks outside of the door, his van is parked right in front of the porch, he gets in and drives off. Back to present times. Massacre Man is knocking on Dudeman's door, his car is in the driveway but nobody answers, he gets in Dudeman's car and opens the glove box, he pulls out the set of keys he had earlier, he backs out and drives to the bar from 9 months earlier. He tosses his axe in the back and walks inside, Dudeman and Freak are sitting at the table, they are also still in their suits. They look at him. Dudeman: What are you doing here? Massacre Man: It wasn't mine. Freak: What wasn't yours? Massacre Man: The baby, it wasn't mine. Freak: She had the baby? Massacre Man: Yeah, it wasn't mine. Freak: How do you know? Dudeman: It was black, wasn't it? Massacre Man: ... What? It wasn't human. Dudeman: Damn dude, that ugly? Massacre Man: No, it was a monster. Dudeman: Poor ugly kid. Massacre Man: It wasn't a fucking kid! It was a fucking monster, like Predator! Freak: Are you alright? Massacre Man: No I'm not alright, my two best fucking friends are dead, and I'm trying to explain to my two shitty fucking replacement best friends that my girlfriend gave birth to an egg! Freak: Dead? Massacre Man: Yeah, I'm not gonna lie anymore, Rod and Illdojo are dead. Freak: What? How? Massacre Man: Well, Rod got a drill shoved in his eye and I'm not sure what happened to Illdojo, but I haven't seen him in flesh and bone since like Saturday. Freak: What do you mean in flesh and bone? Massacre Man: Long story.... You guys wanna help me? Dudeman: Help you what, man? Massacre Man: Kill these things. Freak: What things? Massacre Man: The things that popped out of the fucking egg! How many times do I have to say it... Get in Dudeman's car, we're going to the hospital. Dudeman and Freak get up and follow Massacre Man outside, they get in the car and drive off, back inside of the bar, Angra walks out of the bathroom, looks around for his friends then at the bartender. Angra: Where did everyone go? |
Cut to the ambulance driving toward the hospital, the paramedics, Despare and Disease are sitting in the driver and passenger seat respectively. ABnormal is in the back, sedated.
Disease: She's hot... Despare: She's having a baby... Disease: Doesn't change the fact she's hot. Despare: That's kind of gross... Disease: What is? Respecting the female form? Despare: No... being attracted to a pregnant woman. Disease: Oh, so if you got someone pregnant you'd just up and leave them? Despare: No, I... Disease: No, I get you, you aren't man enough to take up for your responsibilities, hear ya loud and clear... douchebag. Despare: I'd stay if my girlfriend was having a baby. Disease: You're one of those types, give her false hope then when the baby comes out it's "Fuck you, I have another family to start in Waldorf." Despare: No, I'm talking about being turned on by someone pregnant. Disease: Why? It's not like it makes you a pedophile... it might mean you like fat chicks though. Despare: So does that mean you like fat chicks? Disease: What, you got something against fat chicks now too? Despare: No... I... Disease: You're a real piece of shit ya know that? First you'd leave a girl for being pregnant and then you say you hate people just because they have some extra baggage. Stop talking to me. Despare: I thought we were friends... Disease: I was just fucking with you. Despare: Oh... Disease: Yeah, I know you'd never get a girl pregnant and leave her, you'd have to find a girl willing to have sex with you first. Despare: What's that supposed to mean? Disease: It means you're repulsive. Disease leans his head against the seat and sighs. Disease: You just missed the turn! Despare: God damn it... Despare turns around quickly and turns on the siren, the back doors to the ambulance open. Despare stops, he and Disease get out and the small creature climbs into the ambulance before the two make it around the corners, they close the door and get back in, the ambulance starts moving again, the creature starts walking toward them, Despare switches the sirens back on and floors it, the creature is thrown backward, it gets up again and starts walking again. The ambulance arrives at the hospital a few moments later, Disease and Despare walk around back, they pull out ABnormal's stretcher which the creature has latched himself onto the bottom of. |
Massacre Man, Dudeman, and Freak are inside of the car stopped at a traffic light. Massacre Man has his eyes focused on the light shaking, awaiting what will happen next. Someone with the same blank stare as before approaches the car, he reaches into the open driver's side window and starts pulling Massacre Man out , Freak, who is on the passenger side starts pulling Massacre Man back in, Dudeman gets out of the backseat and walks around, he pulls the man off of Massacre Man who then gets out and returns the favor by pulling the man off of Dudeman, Massacre Man looks back at the cars beeping their horns.
Massacre Man: Shit... One of the small creatures is making it's way down the road, Massacre Man pushes the man to the ground, Dudeman steps on hid head, crushing it. The creature stands next to Dudeman's leg, Massacre Man picks it up by the tail and starts to slam it onto the hood of a pickup truck stopped behind them, the driver, Gorephobia, gets out. Gorephobia: Just what do you think you're doin'? Massacre Man looks at the bloody mess that once was one of the creatures from it's tail in his hand. Massacre Man: Sorry... When Massacre Man looks back up his face is met with the butt of a shotgun, he is knocked unconscious. He is once again dreaming himself inside of the old abandoned house in black and white with no sound, he peeks around, he is in the attic. There is nothing out of the ordinary, he tries opening the door to exit, when he does the entire floor gives away and he falls onto the bottom floor of the house, he is laying on the driveway outside of the house, __V__ stands over him. Massacre Man wakes up tied by his feet to the back of the truck on a rocky path in the middle of the woods. Gorephobia is standing over him in a manner similar to __V__ in the dream he had just had.. Gorephobia: Well, look who woke up! Massacre Man: Wh.. what the fuck are you doing? Gorephobia: You never, ever do that to someone's truck when they ain't never done nothin' to you! Massacre Man: I didn't mean to, dome the fuck on! I'll pay for reapairs, just get the fucking rope off. Gorephobia: No, I have a better idea, we're gonna have a good ol' fashioned fag drag! Massacre Man: A what? Gorephobia: Fag drag! You figure it out. Massacre Man: But I'm not a fag! Gorephobia: Shut up! Gorephobia throws an empty glass jar toward Massacre Man's face, but it instead breaks next to his head, his bad accuracy proved he was drunk. Gorephobia: Now just wait here, I'm gonna go get a refill then we can get this bad boy on! Massacre Man: Fuck off! Gorephobia: Fuck you, faggot. Gorephobia walks away, Massacre Man tries to work his way out of the rope wrapped around his hands, Angra approaches him, crouched down, he holds his finger to single Massacre Man to be quiet as he unties him, the two stand up and move into the surrounding forest. Massacre Man (Whispering): Where did you come from? Angra (Whispering): I followed you after you left me at the bar. Massacre Man (Whispering): Where are Freak and Dudeman? Angra (Whispering): They ran drove away after you got trapped. Massacre Man (Whispering): I mean, where are they literally right now? Angra (Whispering): Well... A shot of Freak sitting inside of the car with the engine running, he is waiting for Angra to come back with Massacre Man, cut to Dudeman walking around the back of the house, every pocket he has stuffed with a moonshine bottle, every step he takes causes a sound of glass bumping together can be heard, he meets up with Massacre Man and Angra in the woods. Massacre Man (Whispering): Alright, so why the fuck couldn't you guys just help me then instead of running? Angra (Whispering): Because he had a shotg... The sound of a shotgun blast is heard almost at the same exact time as Angra's head bursts with bits of skull and brain splattering over Massacre Man and Dudeman. Gorephobia (Yelling from his truck): Who took my moonshine!? Massacre Man and Dudeman start running while Freak drives toward them. Gorephobia turns his truck around and drives toward them, Dudeman trips and hits the ground Dudeman: Shit! All of the glass inside of pockets shattered, every piece poking into him, Massacre Man helps him up, tosses him into the back of the car and gets in the passenger seat. Massacre Man: Go! Freak starts to drive, it narrowly swurves out of the path of the pickup truck, they keep moving down the path, Massacre Man looks ahead. Massacre Man: We... are... fucked... The thing that scares Massacre Man is shown, gigantic group of blank-faced people are walking toward them. |
Gorephobia drives in front of the car and jumps out, completely oblivious to the group of folks behind him, he shoots through the windshield, it misses Freak and Massacre Man.
Massacre Man (To Dudeman): Did he hit you? Dudeman: No! Massacre Man: Alright... Freak stomps on the gas pedal, he tosses Gorephobia back against his truck, all of the infected people gather over him wrestling him to the ground, a few shots go off from his gun, a few of the people fall over dead. Massacre Man: Go! Go! Go! Freak drives around the people and gets back on the road, they continue on their path to the hospital. Massacre Man suddenly sits up, alarmed. Massacre Man: Wait, go right. Freak: Why? Massacre Man: Just fucking go right. Freak turns right, they are in a parking lot of a K-Mart. Massacre Man: Stop in the middle of the lot in case we have to run. Freak stops the car in the middle of the lane, facing the K-Mart. Massacre Man: Come inside with me. Freak looks back and points toward Dudeman. Freak: What about him? Massacre Man: I got a job for him. Dudeman, you think your safe to drive? Dudeman: I guess. Massacre Man: Alright, me and Freak are going inside to get weapons and shit, we need you to watch the car, can you do that? Dudeman: Yeah. Massacre Man: Great. Massacre Man gets out with Freak, opens the back door and puts Dudeman in the driver's seat. Massacre Man: Leave the engine running, if you see anyone just start driving. Dudeman: Alright. Massacre Man: Great, I owe you a 6-pack buddy, see ya in a few. Dudeman: Are you serious? Massacre Man: Sure. Dudeman: Awesome. Massacre Man and Freak walk to the door of the K-Mart, Massacre Man stops. Massacre Man: Come to the liquor store next door with me real quick. Cut to Massacre Man and Freak walking out of the liquor store, Massacre Man is holding a 6-pack of beer, he goes to the car and hands it to Dudeman. Dudeman: Thanks. Massacre Man: Wait until we get home, don't drink and drive. Massacre Man and Freak walk back to the K-Mart, they enter and are greeted by an employee behind the only open check-out counter. Ferretchucker: Hey Massacre Man! Massacre Man (Not thrilled to see him): Oh... hey. You're working on Halloween? Ferretchuker: Yep, I had friends but all of my friends cancelled. Massacre Man: That sucks. Massacre Man starts walking away, Freak follows. Ferretchucker quickly runs and catches up to them. Ferretchuker: So um... how has your week off been? Massacre Man (sarcastically): ...Uneventful. Ferretchucker: Oh, just been hangin' at home? Massacre Man: Yeah, went some places with a few friends. Ferretchucker: Did you ever go check out that place your friend wanted to honeymoon? Massacre Man (Curious): How did you know about that? Ferretchucker: I read the comment conversation you guys had on MySpace. I tried to add you quite a few times. Massacre Man (sarcastically): Oh, weird. I never got any of the requests. Ferretchucker: Yeah, maybe you can send me one. Oh yeah, guess what. Massacre Man (annoyed): What? Ferretchucker: I got a new Ferret. Massacre Man is about to reply when Freak interrupts. Freak: Dude, we're trying to get something, so could you just... LEAVE US THE FUCK ALONE? Ferretchucker: Sure... see ya Friday. Ferretchucker walks back behind the counter. Freak: So... what are we here for? Massacre Man: Weapons. Freak: Cool. Cut to Massacre Man and Freak standing in the gardening section in front of the garden sheers and hoes. Massacre Man: Well, I want something that will just get the job done, no second guessing, just slice, move on. I don't want anything coming back after I think I killed it and tearing my stomach out. That's why I'd much rather a machete than fucking garden sheers. Because I like not having my throat cut. A group of people slowly gather at both ends of the aisle, Massacre Man and Freak are still looking at the tools having not noticed the mob of infected blocking their exits. |
Massacre Man and Freak are still standing in the middle of the aisle, the people begin to walk toward them. They both seem to be aware of the approaching doom but aren't moving.
Freak: They're coming for us... Massacre Man: I know... when I say "run" just run straight. Freak: Straight? There's a shelf there. Massacre Man: I know, when I say run just fucking run. Freak: Fine... Massacre Man: RUN! Massacre Man attempts to push the shelf over, but it is bolted down. Freak climbs over top of the shelves and hops into the other aisle, Massacre Man tries to but the bottom part of the shelf gives out, the people are standing next to him. Massacre Man: Fuck it. Massacre Man grabs the garden sheers off of the shelf and jams them into the chest of one of the infected which clears him an exit from the crowd, he meets up with Freak at the end of the aisle, he now has a large shovel. Ferretchucker had just witnessed witnessed the whole thing, he sits behind the counter with his cell phone and calls the police, Massacre Man and Freak are unaware. Massacre Man: You alright, Ferretchucker? Ferretchucker: Yeah... Ferretchucker acts as if he didn't just see Massacre Man stab a man in the chest. Massacre Man: Come over here. Ferretchucker starts walking toward Massacre Man and Freak when Dudeman's car smashes through the door of the building, Freak looks at Dudeman through the broken windshield, his face seems blank and is non-responsive. Freak: He's one of them! Massacre Man: No he's not, he's drunk, get in the car, push Dudeman into the passenger seat and take him home. Freak: Why? Massacre Man: I didn't realize shit would be this bad, just take Dudeman home. Freak: Shouldn't I take him to a hospital? Massacre Man: Don't take him to the fucking hospital. Freak: Why? Massacre Man: Because those things will be there. Freak: They'll be at his house too. Massacre Man: Shit... I forgot about that. Just get out of town. Alright. Go... Wait. Take Ferretchucker. Freak: Where did he go? Ferretchucker is gone. Massacre Man: I don't know... just go. Massacre Man grabs his axe from the back seat and then a plastic bag from behind the counter and runs off into the larger part of the store. After a few moments Freak gets in the car and drives away, it cuts to Massacre Man, the bag is full and tied to the loop of his belt, the contents can't be seen, he already has a rifle strapped to his back along with his axe, a belt with a holster for a machete and few kitchen knifes stuck into extra compartments of the belt, he is in the sporting section, he picks up a bat when Ferretchucker sneaks up behind him and jams a knife into his shoulder, Massacre Man quickly turns. Massacre Man: What the fuck was that? Ferretchucker: I saw you kill that guy! Massacre Man: And?! Ferretchucker: I'm trying to stop you! Massacre Man: By stabbing me in the fucking shoulder!? What the fuck? Ferretchucker pulls the knife out and swings it at Massacre Man again, he jumps back and avoids being cut, he then reaches for a knife in his belt that he shoves through the bottom of Ferretchucker's head and pushes it up, Ferretchucker falls over against the shelf and slowlyl slides to the floor. Massacre Man pulls the knife out and puts it back. Massacre Man: Sorry... Massacre Man walks back to the main door holding his shoulder. |
Massacre Man proceeds outside, he starts walking through the parking lot checking the few cars there to see if they contain keys, he goes back inside, bat in hand and hits any infected he can while he makes his way back to Ferretchucker to get his car keys from him, he starts going through the pockets he gets the keys and turns back, he stops when he hears a voice.
Voice: Is it safe? Massacre Man: Hello? Voice: Can I come out? Massacre Man: I guess... if ya want to. Voice: Are they still here? Massacre Man: Yeah. Voice: I don't wanna come out. Massacre Man: Alright. Voice: Where are you going? Massacre Man: Away. Voice: You're not gonna help me? Massacre Man: You said you didn't want to come out, I figured you liked it where you were. Voice: No, I don't wanna be killed. Massacre Man: Well... you can run or starve. Voice: Can I come with you? Massacre Man: No... Voice: Why not? Massacre Man: Because I'm running straight into more of them. The infected start walking down the aisle toward him again. Massacre Man (Worried): Shit, come on, I'll take you with me. Voice: Why do you sound so scared? Massacre Man: They're coming and I think they know where you are, come the fuck on. Voice: No, I don't want to be eaten. Massacre Man: What the fuck... they don't eat you. Well, sorry, I'm really short on time right now. I tried to help. Bye. Massacre Man runs around the aisle and back outside whree he is tackled by an infected person, he uses the bat in his hand and starts to beat it over the head, 3 police cars arrive, 2 cops exit each car and aim their guns at Massacre Man. Cop: Drop your weapon! Massacre Man drops the bat. Cop: All of them. Massacre Man puts everything down, the cops cuff him and put him in the back of one the cars and all of his weapons in the trunk. |
Still inside of the K-Mart, there is a vent underneath of a water fountain between the two bathrooms, MissMacabre emerges from the vent, she looks around and spots the infected lingering around, they have their backs turned walking away since they believe that there's nobody left inside, she walks to the opposite end of the store, she is near a small restaurant within the store, she tries opening the door she doesn't notice it's the emergency exit door, the alarm goes off, she runs outside and ends up back in the parking lot, she starts running toward her car, she makes it inside and starts her car, she makes it onto the toad before one of the two remaining creatures emerges from her backseat and tries sticking her, she attempts to drive and fight it off at the same time, the result can't be seen at the moment, only the car can be seen smashing into Gorephobia's pickup truck and then flipping out into the open, Gorephobia's car is also overturned, he climbs out with his gun in hand and limps over to the car, he is covered in scratches.
Gorephobia: Ya wrecked my g'damn truck! Gorephobia shoots into the car, he peaks into the hole he had just made, MissMacabre is dead, the creature is hanging from her by it's tail which is stuck in her throat. Gorephobia: G'damn, what the hell is that? The creature pulls itself up and latches onto Gorephobia's face, part of it's tail remained inside of MissMacabre, Gorephobia backs into the road and is flattened with the creature by the police car returning in response to the emergency alarm being activated. |
At the police station, Massacre Man is sitting inside of one of the holding cells at the station, the bag is still on his belt loop, his hands are free and he is leaning on the bars, all of the cops but one are gone. Freak walks inside and starts talking to one of the cops, what they're saying can't be heard, but Massacre Man coughs to get Freak's attention. Freak looks over at him, his eyes widen, he then looks back down and continues his conversation with the cop, Massacre Man sits down, Freak and the cop get closer to the cell, Freak can be heard.
Freak: Ok, thank you, sir. Freak walks outside and approaches a couple kids he spots across the street. Freak: Hey, wanna do something cool? Cut back to inside of the police station, the cop is sitting at the desk which has the keys to the cells on it reading a magazine, a beer can is chucked through the glass door, the cop gets up and runs outside, he starts chasing the kids down the street, while he's distracted Freak sneaks in and grabs the keys, he unlocks the cell, he and Massacre Man are about to leave but the cop has already come back. Cop: What exactly are you doing? Massacre Man: God damn it... Cop: Both of you get in the cell. Freak: That's not really a good idea. Cop: Oh? The cop puts his hand on his gun. Cop: Why's that? Freak: Because of those things. Freak points behind the cop, a group of the infected people are standing outside further softening the already-broken door they burst through, the cop aims his guns at them, Massacre Man grabs the cops shoulders and tosses him into the cell, slamming the door and tossing him the keys. Massacre Man: Wait until they're gone to come out. Massacre Man and Freak walk out of the side door, the cop cowers against the wall watching the infected reach through the bars at him. Massacre Man and Freak are standing at the cop car. Massacre Man: What were you talking to him about? Freak: Telling him I didn't know what happened to you. Massacre Man: Where's Dudeman? Freak: The hospital. Massacre Man: I told you... Freak interupts. Freak: The one in Prince Frederick, it's fine there. Massacre Man: Good... Pop the trunk. Freak walks to the driver's seat door and tries to open it, it's locked. Freak: It's locked. Massacre Man: Break in. Freak smashes the window and pops the trunk, all of the weapons are in there. Massacre Man: Think God they left this car. Massacre Man suits up again but places the bat in his axe holster and holds his axe, he walks inside and starts swinging away at the infected, after he gets the last one he looks at the cop. Massacre Man: It's safe now. The cop pulls out his gun to tell Massacre Man to stay put but he's already out the door by the time he gets the gun out. Massacre Man and Freak get in Dudeman's car and move on to the hospital. |
In the parking lot of the hospital, Massacre Man gets out and leans back in the window.
Massacre Man: Wait around the corner in the alley. Freak: Why can't I just wait here? Massacre Man: Because I just locked a cop in a cell and gave him a key. Freak: At the mercy of a bunch of cannibals. Massacre Man: They aren't cannibals. Freak: They aren't? Massacre Man: No, I haven't seen them harm a soul yet, they just hold them down and wait for those little fuckers to come... Wait in the alley. Freak: But I want to come inside. Massacre Man: And I want a fucking friend still after tonight. Freak: Dudeman. Massacre Man: All of the blood he lost from the glass and all of the alcohol he drank? Yeah... there's a chance we won't fucking see him again, go in the alley. Freak: Fine. Massacre Man starts walking away, he turns. Massacre Man: Keep this safe too. Massacre Man takes the bag from his belt loop and puts it on the seat. Freak: What is it? Massacre Man runs inside before answering Freak's question, Freak drives into the alley, Massacre Man stands by the door watching the nurse that has her back turned talking on the phone, Massacre Man sneaks by her, there is a plate of sugar cookies on the table, when Massacre Man walks off-screen having snuck past the nurse he turns around and comes back, grabbing 2 cookies from the plate and then proceeding on his way, he gets in the elevator, one cookie in his hand, the other hanging from his mouth, a man gets in next to him and looks him up and down noticing all of the cuts, scars, and weapons. He stands awkwardly close to the opposite wall, the elevator starts going up after the man slowly reaches in front of Massacre Man to push a button. Massacre Man finsihes the first cookie by the time he speaks. Massacre Man: Happy Halloween. Man in elevator: Oh, Happy Halloween, I thought that wasn't a costume for a minute. The man moves further from the wall and stands normal. Massacre Man: It's not a costume. The man moves toward the wall again. Massacre Man: Hey, I'm not used to being in here that often and everything, do you know where I might find the pregnant people having the babies? Man in elevator: Um... that's on the second floor. Massacre Man: Really? You think it would be on the first floor in case they need to get their quick or the elevators were out of order or something. The man begins sweating profusely. stuttering. Man in elevator: Y-Y-Yeah, th-th-that's the w-world for y-ya. The elevator stops. Massacre Man: Thanks a lot, buddy. Massacre Man leans the axe over his shoulder and turns toward the man who cowers back against the corner. Massacre Man holds the second cookie out. Massacre Man: Here have a cookie. The man lowers to the point he is sitting in the corner. He grabs the cookie and Massacre Man exits the elevator, the man examines the cookie and shouts in a relieved, yet still scared voice. Man in elevator: ...Thanks... |
Inside of the room ABnormal was taken to, the stretcher is folded and leaned against the wall, the creature is gone and the claw marks have gone by unnoticed, Disease and Despare are staring at ABnormal, still too sedated to know what's going on. A doctor, Neverending enters.
Neverending: Alright, so which of you is having the baby? Disease and Despare stare at him blankly. Neverending (laughing): Doctor joke. Despare nods, Disease rolls his eyes. Neverending sits in a chair in front of ABnormal. Neverending: So uh... have you folks ever witnessed the miracle of birth? Disease: Fuck no. Despare: You've never seen a baby get delivered? Disease: Apart from my own birth, no. Despare: But you're a paramedic. Disease: I don't know nothin' 'bout birthin' no babies. Neverending: Well, looks like we got something coming. Despare and Disease watch, a squishing sound can be heard, Disease's face turns pale. Disease: I'm gonna go throw up now. Disease turns around and walks out of the room, leaving the door open. Despare: Don't mind him. Neverending: Oh, it's fine. I was once disgusted by this sort of thing, then I went to 'Nam. Despare: What? Neverending: Nothing, another doctor joke. Despare: That didn't even make sense though. Neverending: You don't get it because you're just a paramedic. Despare (Frustrated): Do you just say that when nobody laughs at your jokes? Neverending: No... Oh look here's the baby! Despare: I don't see anything. Neverending: Shut up, you aren't a doctor. Despare: Alright. Cut to Massacre Man walking down the hallway, he polks his head into a few rooms until he comes to the correct one, Neverending is holding the egg with a puzzled look, Despare is standing off to the side with the same look, Massacre Man walks in, grabs Despare by the arm and walks into the closet of the room, he sits silent waiting. Despare: What are you doing? Massacre Man: Any fucking second that eggs gonna burst with little fuckers that aren't too fucking friendly. Despare (Whispering): What if they find us? Massacre Man: I'm not worried about that. Despare (whispering): Keep your voice down, we're supposed to hide. Massacre Man (Whispering): I don't care if they know we're here... Massacre Man switches back to his normal voice. Massacre Man: Fuck, now you got me whispering... just wait a few minutes. The sound of the egg hatching and Hell breaking loose can be heard outside. |
An operating room, there is somebody sedated on the table with a large incision on his chest, a doctor is washing his hands, he walks over to the man on the table, he then flatlines, the surgeon looks at the heart monitor then back at the man, a creature is poking it's head out from the wound, it leaps at the surgeon poking him. Cut to a young father watching the baby room from the other end of the glass. Three of the creature scurry in and begin poking the babies. Thinking they have the same abilities as adults, the babies attempt standing but fall to the floor cracking their soft skulls, the father watching from outside runs in, he is nicked on the back of the ankle by one of the creatures hiding beneath a table. Cut to Massacre Man exiting the room with Despare, there are no creatures inside, Despare closes the door to the room. Massacre Man stands over ABnormal.
Massacre Man: Hey... ABnormal doesn't respond. Despare: She's extremely sedated. Massacre Man: Oh, alright. Despare: But it doesn't look like she's breathing. Despare walks over and grabs her wrist to check her pulse, he looks at Massacre Man. Despare: She's gone. Massacre Man is speechless. Despare: You ok? Massacre Man: Not really. Despare: Did you know her? Massacre Man: Yeah. Despare: Was she your girlfriend? Massacre Man: I'm uh... not really sure on that, we never really worked it out. Despare: You wanna sit down? Massacre Man: No. Massacre Man turns toward the door he tosses the machete to Despare and gets his axe in hand, he opens the door and walks out, after a few seconds Despare follows. Massacre Man: Don't let them touch you. Despare: What happens if they touch me? Massacre Man: You're fucked. Massacre Man turns around and spots a creature latched onto the ceiling about to drop down on Despare. Massacre Man pushes Despare out of the way as soon as the creature releases it's grip, when it hits the ground it is followed by Massacre Man's foot. Despare: They can climb walls? Massacre Man: I didn't even know that. Massacre Man and Despare proceed to the elevator when they open the door a creature comes out, Massacre Man grabs it's tail and swings it around a few times before throwing it against the wall, causing it to splatter. When Massacre Man and Despare get on the elevator they hear a voice approaching them. Voice: Wait! Wait! Despare pokes his head out of the door, Disease is running toward them, he boards the elevator and Massacre Man pushes the button to send the elevator to the first floor. Disease: What the fuck is going on? Despare: The apocalypse. Massacre Man: It's not the fucking apocalypse. Disease: Who the fuck are you? Massacre Man: Who the fuck are you? Despare: Stop saying "Fuck" Disease: What's wrong with "Fuck"? Fuck... fuck... fuck... fuck... Massacre Man: Shut the fuck up. Disease chuckles. The elevator stops, Massacre Man steps off, Despare and Disease are right behind him. Despare: Where are we going? Massacre Man: I'm going home I don't give a fuck what you do. Despare: You aren't gonna help us? Disease: Some fuckin' hero you are. Massacre Man: I never said I was a hero. Disease: You look enough like one with all of those weapons. Despare: How could you just leave? Massacre Man: The only reason I came here was ABnormal, but now she's dead, I've had to deal with enough shit this week, so I'm going the fuck home before this gets any worse. Despare: How could this possibly get worse? The sounds of a window breaking can be heard upstairs, followed by things being thrown around and large footsteps stomping across the room. Massacre Man: That's how shit could possibly get worse. |
Bits of the ceiling start dropping. a few groans and shrieks can be heard but are quickly silenced. Despare looks at the ceiling, sympathetic for the people being killed, he turns around and starts walking toward the elevator. Massacre Man runs over and grabs his shoulder
Massacre Man: What are you doing? Despare: I'm going to help them. Massacre Man: Wait, I don't want someone else's fucking death on my conscience. I can hardly sleep as it is. Despare: What about them? Massacre Man: I don't know them, I don't give a fuck about them. Despare: You're not going to do anything about it. Massacre Man: Fine, I'll go with you, but if you die, don't talk to me. Despare (Confused): O... K... Despare presses the button on the elevator and waits, Massacre Man looks at Disease. Massacre Man: Are you coming? Disease: Ha... fuck no. Massacre Man: I like you. Disease: Thanks. The elevator doors open, Despare gets on, Massacre Man is about to but he turns, walks to Disease and hands him the baseball bat. Massacre Man: Just in case... Disease: A bat? Why can't I use the axe? Massacre Man: Nobody uses my axe. They are interrupted by a crashing sound coming from the elevator, they both run over to it, it has collapsed, crushing Despare, Massacre Man and Disease arrive just in time to see a flash of the tail of the huge creature as it climbs back up the elevator shaft. Massacre Man: God damn it... Massacre Man crouches down and looks at the blood dripping from the elevator, he reaches his hand into the wreckage and pulls the machete out. Massacre Man: You want this instead? Disease nods and hands the bat back to Massacre Man and takes the machete from him. Disease: What was that? Massacre Man: Not a fucking clue. |
Massacre Man looks at Disease.
Massacre Man: You aren't going to fight it now, are you? Disease: Pfft, fuck that. Massacre Man: Good, let's leave. Disease: Best idea I've heard all night. Massacre Man: Let's go. Massacre Man and Disease walk to the door, all of the infected folks that weren't killed at the K-Mart or police station are approaching the door, Massacre Man locks it. Massacre Man: Guess we have to use the back door. Disease: Don't have one? Massacre Man: What kind of hospital doesn't have a back fucking door? Disease: This one. Massacre Man: Is there another exit? Disease: No. Massacre Man looks up toward the Heavens and starts talking. Massacre Man: This is a sign, isn't it? He looks back at Disease who asks him a question. Disease: So how did you get into this mess? Massacre Man: Shit... do you really wanna know? Disease: Yeah. Massacre Man: Why? Disease: Well you seem experienced in doing... whatever the fuck this is. Massacre Man: Well, a few days ago I was excited for the Tales From The Crypt marathon coming on, but my friend, Rod was getting married, being the kind fucker I am, I took him looking for places ro have his honeymoon, being the horror buff that he is we went to check out an old abandoned campsite with my other friend, Illdojo... Disease: Illdojo? My brother deals to him. Massacre Man: Shut up, I'm telling a fucking story. Disease: Fuck, sorry. Massacre Man: It's cool. So this slut starts talking to Illdojo and he hangs out with her, but then this monkey bites Rod while me and him were walking through the woods, we tried figuring out something to do with it, but it got out, me and Rod came back and our van broke down, we went into this morgue and a cannibal killed Rod and chained me to the wall. Disease (Sarcastically): Was his name Jigsaw? Massacre Man: I told you to shut the fuck up. But he cut my feet off and poked my eye out, I slipped off and killed this big, annoying black dude with a blender, I got tossed in the basement, there was someone in there, it was dark and I didn't know who it was so I tossed a meat cleaver and it got jammed in his back, I sort of crippled him, then these zombies showed up, I hid and eventually escaped, I met up with Illdojo and an ambulance came and got me, the monkey from earlier made the ambluance crash, bit the paramedics, I got into a fight with it and sent it on it's way, then I got on the radio to get helped and then I got killed. Disease: Then how are you here... and you still have both eyes, and both feet. Massacre Man: I'm getting to that, now shut the fuck up and let me tell the story. But yeah, I don't remember anything up until I woke up standing outside of a van with that __V__ guy, the reporter from Fox 5. He gave me his news van and I tried driving home, I saw a demolished bar, the fucking monkey was there. Massacre Man grips his hands tighter on the axe. Massacre Man: And that's when I used this, I chopped it in half and tried driving home, but then I got caught up again, Illdojo and Rod started talking to me. Disease: I thought Rod was dead. Massacre Man: They both were. Disease: What happened to Illdojo? Massacre Man: I don't know, but they made me wreck and I had to get help from these girls, they were bitches for the most part, there was one I thought was kind of cool, but then we had an encounter with werewolves and serial killer, guess who the lone survivor was! I took out the werewolves and the killer, I collapsed in the middle of woods, guess what showed up. Disease: Vampires? Massacre Man: Nope, the fucking monkey. Disease (Not believing a word Massacre Man says, just humoring him): Weird... Massacre Man: The monkey ran off, I tried tracking it down, but ended up fighting werewolf zombies with that reporter again, but sadly, he didn't make it that time. I finally made it back to Shady Side. I go to the wedding to tell the bride. Disease: Just before she got married you were gonna tell her that her husband was dead? Massacre Man: I didn't know where she lived and I was just gonna say he left. Disease: Oh. Massacre Man: Yeah, she didn't show up either. Disease: Bummer. Massacre Man: Yeah, but there I saw ABnormal for the first time in... guess how long. Disease: How long? Massacre Man: 9 months! She had a surprise for me. Wanna guess what that was? Disease: The baby? Massacre Man: No, the 2 eggs filled with those little fucks that I thought was gonna be my baby! On top of all of that, a skinhead blew another friend of mine's head off, one has a moonshine bottle lodged inside of him and the other one is outside waiting for me, but he's probably dead judging by the fuckers out there. Oh yeah, and I'm having freaky fucking dreams about my dead friends. Disease: Poor guy, have you thought about seeing a therapist? Massacre Man: Why would I see a therapist? Disease: Because you're a fucking nutjob. Massacre Man: How's that? Disease: You don't see anything remotely crazy about what you just told me? Massacre Man: You see this shit and doubt what I'm telling you? Disease: Yeah. This is like an alien or disease or something, you're talking about being killed and being revived, it sounds like something out of a bad fucking movie. Massacre Man: Oh well, I don't give a shit if you believe me, I just wanna go home and... The ceiling collapses, the gigantic creature rises from the chunks of the ceiling, Massacre Man and Disease stare in disbelief, it's the same creature that impregnated ABnormal but has grown in size and looks far more ferocious, it's tail sticks straight up into the air until it bends at the tip pointed toward Disease and Massacre Man. |
The creature moves it's tail forward, the two jump back, Disease quickly leaps forward and sticks the machete into the creature's stomach. The creature then looks at the wound and the machete sticking out of it. The creature roars and swings it tail toward Disease, Massacre Man takes the axe to it, the axe doesn't go through all the way and is lodged into it's tail, Massacre Man keeps a grip on it until the creature swings it's tail about and throws Massacre Man up through the hole in the ceiling, he doesn't come back down. Disease turns and starts running, the creature follows, it doesn't have a problem keeping up, Disease opens a door into a winding stairwell. He gets midway up the stairs when the beast grabs his leg, Disease flips over the side of the steps and hits the ground arm-first with a crack, he starts running back the way he came, his arm looks broken, he hides in one of the rooms, leaving the door open, he hides in front of the door, after a few moments the beast burst through the wall on the other side of the room, as soon as it does Disease makes his way out and back up the stairs without being noticed, while on the second floor he makes his way past the infected trying to hold him down, he gets to the area the creature fell through, several bodies are laying about with their heads splattered on the floor or their chests and stomachs torn open, one of the cabinets starts to move, Neverending bursts out and grabs Disease by his shoulders
Neverending: Please! Please! You have to get me out of here. Disease: Be quiet. Neverending: It killed them! Disease: Shut up. Neverending: They're all helping him, why are they helping him!? Disease puts his hand over Neverending's mouth to quiet him but it's too late, the beast storms back up the stairs and into the room it's tail swings and throws Disease across the room, he lands next to Massacre Man's weapon belt, all of the knives are missing. The beast holds Neverending to the floor and steadies it's tail over Neverending's head, Neverending tries pushing the machete into the beast further but it does nothing, the very tip of the machete is now poking through the beast's skin a small bit but it isn't phased. The axe is still jammed inside of it's tail, Disease debates with himself whether he should try getting hold of the axe or not when his thoughts are interrupted at the sound of The Beast's tail entering Neverending's head, it pumps the same thing it pumped into ABnormal into Neverending, it all goes directly to his brain, killing Neverending almost instantly. Disease stands up and starts to run back down the hall, the monster pulls it's tail out of Neverending and starts to chase after Disease, he passes Massacre Man who is standing calm and collected in the middle of the hallway despite the blood coming from his head, he has one hand behind his back. Disease: Run! Massacre Man: Wait a fucking minute. Massacre Man pulls his hand out from behind his back, he is holding all of the remaining baby creatures by their tails, they've all been skinned and gutted, the beast stops running and stares at Massacre Man, he then chucks them across the room. The Beast turns around and runs over to the bodies of his children who have just splattered against the window. Red and Blue lights can be seen flashing from far off in the window. Massacre Man: Thank God that worked... Massacre Man swings the rifle around and aims it at The Beast. Disease: Wait, you can't shoot a gun in a hospital. Massacre Man looks back at Disease and grins. Cut to Freak sitting outside in Dudeman's car listening to the radio, the rest of the alley can be seen behind him, including the police cars far off in the back, Freak leans over to look and see what is in Massacre Man's bag, glass can be heard breaking, The Beast falls from the window with Massacre Man holding securely onto it's back. Massacre Man tackled it out of the window. The Beast hits the ground face-first. Massacre Man stands up and shoots it in the back of the head a few times. He kicks it to make sure it's dead, it isn't moving. Freak gets out and runs over, Massacre Man pulls the axe from The Beast's tail. Freak: What is that? Massacre Man: I think it's their dad. Freak: Is it dead? Massacre Man (Relieved): Yeah. The infected start pouring out into the alley, Massacre Man looks in shock. Masacre Man: Shit, I forgot about them. The police start to open fire at the infected. Massacre Man: If they see us they're probably gonna lock me up again, let's get the fuck out of here. Freak: Alright. Freak gets back in the driver's seat, Massacre Man picks his bag up and sits down, Freak and Massacre Man drive away from the hospital safely. |
Cut to Massacre Man sitting in a chair at a different hospital getting the wound on his head stitched, Freak is sitting in the chair across from him, Dudeman is sitting next to Freak, he has bandages wrapped around him in the stomach region.
Dudeman: What happened after I passed out? Freak and Dudeman both look at Massacre Man. Massacre Man: Not much... Dudeman: Oh, I thought there would be some action story or somethin', man. Massacre Man: Yeah, well, what are you gonna do? Dudeman: Sucks about Angra though, we're losing too many friends. The doctor stitching Massacre Man's head looks at them awkwardly. Freak looks at her. Freak: Your job's to stitch not listen. Doctor: I'm done. Massacre Man: Thanks a lot doc, what do I owe ya? The doctor hands Massacre Man a piece of paper, Massacre Man then pulls out a wad of blood-soaked cash, he looks back at Freak and Dudeman. Massacre Man: Hey, they aren't gonna need it are they? Cut to the three in Dudeman's car sitting in front of Massacre Man's house, it is early morning, the sun is just rising, he gets out and leans in the window. Massacre Man: So, what are you fellas up to after this? Dudeman: A couple beers at my house, man. Freak: You gonna come? Massacre Man: Nope, just gonna take a few days for myself. I got this. Massacre Man grabs the bag from out of the car, then his axe. Massacre Man: Peace. Massacre Man turns and starts walking toward his house, he picks up the flattened corpse of the creature that was crushed by the ambulance and drops it in his trashcan. When he goes inside he is greeted by his dog. Massacre Man: Hey girl. He picks up the creature he stepped on and goes back outside to drop it in the trashcan too adn leans his axe against the wall. He goes back in and the dog starts to jump up and down. Massacre Man: Gotta go potty, girl? The dog runs to the back door and Massacre Man let's her out. He sets the bag on the table and unties the knot around it, he reaches in then stops, bites his bottom lip and looks off to the side at his axe. He picks it up, let's the dog in and walks back out the door. Cut to Massacre Man at the house he saw in his dreams, he starts to hack away at the house, first he takes down the door then runs upstairs putting holes through the wall and tearing the doors out. he makes his way down stairs and takes out the corners, he walks out and swings a few more times until a side of the house collapses. He starts walking away, cut to Massacre Man at a gas station that had just opened, he's holding his axe, he looks at the axe. Massacre Man: Sorry, but I don't think I'll need you anymore. Massacre Man tosses the axe into the dumpster and walks inside of the station, Back at the abandoned house, Massacre Man is pouring gas all over it, he lights it up and walks back to his house. When he comes back in the dog jumps up and down. Massacre Man: Why do you have to piss so much? The dog stands at the door waiting to be let out, Massacre Man let's her out and follows her outside. He sees a dead person's hand sticking up from the ground, the dog starts digging at the ground trying to get deeper. Massacre Man walks over to a picnic table in his backyard, there is a shovel on top of it, Massacre Man grabs it and starts digging, he gets the body up and looks at it. Massacre Man: Rod, you sick bastard. Why would you kill the only woman willing to have sex with you... Massacre Man picks up Novakru's body. Massacre Man: You know what? I'm not gonna fucking deal with this one. Massacre Man drags the body to the fence and pushes it over into Jenna26's yard, Massacre Man walks inside with the dog Massacre Man: Finally... Massacre Man pulls out the contents of the bag, the 7 "Tales From The Crypt" DVDs. Massacre Man takes them to his living room, he opens the first season and puts it in the DVD player, he sits on the couch, the dog jumps onto the opposite end of the couch, Massacre Man lays across it using the dog as a pillow. He has a satisfied look on his face as the opening theme from Tales From The Crypt plays from his TV. THE END |
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