There is only one person on this board with rhyming skills like that, at least that I'm aware of, and it ain't a guy.

Who made the Gabber Jabber Stabber rhyme in the Gabber chat room back in the days?

That was fun.

That made me laugh pretty hard.... :D

omcdave doesnt have the brain cells to rhyme cat and hat

I had newb in the frame for spamman

not me....I always thought it might be STE

If I may quote Life of Brian

"Only the true Messiah denies his Divinity"

Uhh... We know who spamman is. It really wasn't a secret if I recall, just wasn't spoken.

Who's "We" because i sure dont know.

Yeah, I didn't get that memo either.

Nice....I dig it, Marley :cool:

That's all you have to say? Sigh! :rolleyes:.... suckup..

Thanks, Marley... Don't stay dead too long

Bring Back marley! Bring Back Marley!

I thought that YOU were Marley... :rolleyes:

Mew too.................

who was marley?

nope - i wasn't marley - not creative enough.

my only alias was HIS_HERALD (who was promptly banned for being irreverent - and yes - i'm still pissed)

I figured either Neverending or Flayed.

I always had my money on Newb...

But really - Alky's right. I'd really rather not know for sure who Marley was or wasn't. Marley isn't the man behind the account...he's the idea and the laughter that he represents. Shattering the mask will only take away the mystique, and we'll lose a legend.

Haven't you guys seen V for Vendetta? Go back and watch the ending.

I still wanna know... :rolleyes: :o

Marley's dead, long and gone,
He was a fake account all along,
They thought he spread love and cheer,
But he left them gloomy and in despair.

Enough of this gimmick, he said
But did HDC really want him dead?
Now who will bring the verses to life?
The lines he used to keep HDC alive..

Maybe this place needs a new poet,
It is true that good ones are hard to get,
The forums bear the look of a deserted city,
Lost it's sheen, devoid of all beauty.

Lack of interest in any new ventures,
Encyclopedia, Asian 100 or Battle Royale II centres,
People suddenly have more interesting things to do,
Twitter, Facebook or summer vacations in the book.

Neverending, despare, chrono, urge, newb,
Hardly post anything, even the mighty V,
Is this the symbol, of things to come?
Will HDC shrivel up, and they all be gone?

Let us hope that will not be the case,
Zero, elvis, dante, alky, don't be basket cases,
HDC needs you again, to post and flourish,
Don't let the lights of this place diminish.

Come one, come all, somebody get the ninja mod,
Heck, even the cowboy mod and the pirate mod,
Bring back the team and make HDC a place to be again,
Someone call Dustin, and send a SOS to Rayne.

Drama queen...

Interesting.

Marley's back already? ;)

If he is, he lost all his mad rhyming skills.

Maybe Marley was a real poet with a career, got a break, and didn't want to waste anymore time on us schmos.

I say to hell with him. He didn't list me among the girls, only gave reference to me smoking, which I still do. I've tried to quit seven hundred times and failed miserably seven hundred and seventy seven times. It's terrible. Anyway fuck him for only seeing that I smoke and not that I'm a woman.

Not another poet. What we need is a new gimmick.

You've been gone for 2 years, princess. What did you expect?

You're a nobody now. :cool:

Fuck you too.:p I haven't been gone for two years.

Well, I LOVE YOU.:)
even if it HAS been 3 years

And I started smoking again too:(