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Ritualistic 10-13-2003 05:57 PM

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL damn I just laugh at what he types.....

SCREAMERatorX 10-13-2003 09:47 PM

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theHulkster::.... i think u been smoking 2 much of ya greenSkin.... puffPuffGIVE!!!

_Leatha_Face_ 10-14-2003 08:36 AM

ok besides every1 bitchin about bullshit the stupidest name for a movie to me is "i know what u did last summer" oh yeah and if u didnt like freddy vs jason something is wrong with you! LOL:D

ChaoticMinister 10-14-2003 10:42 AM

wow...
 
Wow, thehalk takes a lot of crap... It's funny how much shite is sent that direction... Not saying I side with anyone or anything, just making a little observation.

nightbreed 10-14-2003 10:59 AM

dood!
 
killerKlowns was the shit straight up. Anyone who hates that movie has no youthful spirit left in their body. Anyone who remembers what it was like being a kid should love that movie. It was just fun. Oh and Leprichaun (or however the fuck you spell it) was pretty bad, but come on, you have willow running around killing motherfuckers in a cabin- speaking in rhyme. Irish midgets killing fools talking in riddles and shit? Thats pure gold man.:p

Ritualistic 10-14-2003 12:38 PM

Everybody has their own opinions of what they like... :D

_Leatha_Face_ 10-14-2003 06:27 PM

I agree completely

thehalk 10-14-2003 06:31 PM

meto

SCREAMERatorX 10-15-2003 05:54 AM

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Everybody has their own opinions of what they like...
and the reasons 4 their opinions...


i reckon this would have 2be the ALL time greatestWORST horror...:: 'The Corpse Grinders'
..the names not 2bad... and i havnt even seen it, so i dont really know how bad it is, but judging by the plot(below).. ITS A MUST SEE!!! if u got time 2 waste.. AND I DONT,, so i think i'll pass... find a stupider plot 4 a horror, and ill eat some lotus cat food:: yum yum, WHO WANTS SOME!!!???????!?!?


"When the owners of the Lotus Cat Food Company, who manufacture an exotic, high-priced type of kitty chow, run short of cash, they find themselves in big trouble with their suppliers. The two disreputable partners soon turn to a new and plentiful source for product--fresh cadavers! Grave robbing and unreported murders soon provide plenty of raw material for "the food cats crave," but there's only one problem--cats all over town have begun attacking and killing their human owners, filled with a newly-found taste for human flesh! Experience maverick director Ted V. Mikels' independent terror classic in a brand-new transfer that will give you chills you never knew you had in you! For God's sake, don't watch it with your cat!"

SCREAMERatorX 10-15-2003 06:00 AM

i had 2 include the poster.... how did movies like this ever get produced???!!!

1971, oldie 2... i guess all 70's horror is stupid?? maybe not.....i dontNO.

ChaoticMinister 10-15-2003 08:19 AM

Blackula, no contest :-P

Tony 10-15-2003 08:28 AM

avenger00soul is a big fan of blacula. I've never seen it. How awful is it??

carriekinz 10-15-2003 09:08 AM

Perhaps this topic is in bad taste...:D ...but regarding "Corpse Grinders"--I agree that that has to be one awful movie but just for that reason I'd love to see it--in any case here's a little piece of interesting info.

My BF and Dad are metal fabrication people...or whatever the terminology is for it...they build metal holding tanks. They were working at a place on the mainland where unwanted old or diseased meat and "stuff" is ground up to be used as filler for dog food or...um, whatever. (Sorry, another of my wonderfully told intriguing stories...I'm famous for them...yeah right! People who know me know it's best to RUN in the opposite direction when I start story telling. I am terrible at it. I miss details, stumble on words, forget names or important parts.) This was right around the time of the Pickton searches...the Pickton pig farm was being searched for remains of many prostitutes that had gone missing over the years from Vancouver streets. Apparently the police had found very little evidence and some people's theory was that the bodies had been fed to the pigs or shipped hidden in the trucks of dead pigs to be ground up. (This came from some of the employees at the meat place.) So, while my BF and Dad were working there the police were investigating if, how many, when etc. regarding the Pickton shipments to the factory.
It wasn't bad enough that these holding tanks surrounding the ones they had to build were infested with maggots and birds eating the maggots, now they were imagining bits of women in these tanks...pretty gross. That Pickton guy is one sick guy.

SCREAMERatorX 10-15-2003 09:14 AM

Bizzaaar!!

lilangel_66071 10-15-2003 10:51 AM

my dis favorite horror movies hmmm
 
LEts see, I would have to say that the movie trick or treat was pretty darn corny ha. I mean at the time it probably wasnt but now its just down right FUNNY ha. Also return to horro high was pretty bad too, i mean the whole basement scene is so dark you cant see anything. I mean theres alot of funny 80's horror movies out there , but most are meant to be kinda funny. But trick or treat is a major 80's hair band type movie.

avenger00soul 10-15-2003 06:47 PM

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Originally posted by ChaoticMinister
Blackula, no contest :-P
Oh no you didn't. Blacula is the best!!!! It's the Dolomite of horror films.

ChaoticMinister 10-16-2003 08:23 AM

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Oh no you didn't. Blacula is the best!!!! It's the Dolomite of horror films.
All Right... I'll have to say "Critters" then, off the top of my head... it was on this morning and I had to sit and watch it because someone was using the bathroom and I needed to piss very much bad...

The Critters, or "Crites" as their hunters call them, are like little retarded, evil muppets who curl themselves into eyeless, yet guided deadly cotton-balls. Nothing like being killed by a basketball covered in fur.

Dumb... dumb... dumb...

*FADE OUT*

lilangel_66071 10-16-2003 08:51 AM

I would have to agree critters are so dumb and hm puppet master well the first one is alright but the others are so dumb

Killer Clown#1 10-16-2003 12:08 PM

What!!!:eek: All of the Puppet Masters rock except 6 and retro, What are you talkin about!!

avenger00soul 10-16-2003 12:16 PM

The last few puppet master films were kinda awful. Especially Curse and Retro. I don't know how much faith I have in Puppet Master vs. Demonic Toys. And it's not a Freddy vs. Jason rip, they've had this idea for a long time. It's not an attempt to cash in on F vs. J.

Krzychu 10-16-2003 01:02 PM

I completely agree. Critters is stupid movie. This film even is not horror. This is fucking comedy and surelly not horror.

Krzychu 10-16-2003 01:14 PM

I came to conclusion. Horror's sequels are unnecessary. Both good and bad horror have only the stupid sequel. Never the sequel come up to original. Always will be stupid, non-logical and sometimes funny.

Killer Clown#1 10-16-2003 01:28 PM

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Originally posted by avenger00soul
The last few puppet master films were kinda awful. Especially Curse and Retro. I don't know how much faith I have in Puppet Master vs. Demonic Toys. And it's not a Freddy vs. Jason rip, they've had this idea for a long time. It's not an attempt to cash in on F vs. J.
They were going to have pm vs dt on sci-fi but Full Moon could not raise their half of the budget.:mad: :(

avenger00soul 10-16-2003 02:02 PM

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They were going to have pm vs dt on sci-fi but Full Moon could not raise their half of the budget.:mad: :(
Well that sucks. Are they going through with it at all?

lilangel_66071 10-16-2003 02:02 PM

i loved the first puppet master, and i love the puppets but the more sequals they made the dumber they got they messed up a good thing

Ritualistic 10-16-2003 02:29 PM

I really dislike the movie "Dolly Dearest"

Killer Clown#1 10-16-2003 02:33 PM

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Originally posted by avenger00soul
Well that sucks. Are they going through with it at all?
Apearently not:mad:

avenger00soul 10-16-2003 02:38 PM

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Originally posted by Killer Clown#1
Apearently not:mad:
Well, they can go to hell. They have money to put out Horrorvision, Hell Asylum, and other crap like it but not something that's bankable?

Killer Clown#1 10-16-2003 02:44 PM

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Originally posted by avenger00soul
Well, they can go to hell. They have money to put out Horrorvision, Hell Asylum, and other crap like it but not something that's bankable?
I know :mad: whats up with that they will spend money that could be used for PM vs DT on shitty ass movies that suck and will not make any money.

Ritualistic 10-16-2003 02:47 PM

I remember when their web-site was down for a very long time because they supposedly couldnt afford to keep it up...

avenger00soul 10-16-2003 04:51 PM

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Originally posted by Ritualistic
I remember when their web-site was down for a very long time because they supposedly couldnt afford to keep it up...
I remember that too. There was a rumor during that time that Full Moon Studios went bankrupt.

Killer Clown#1 10-16-2003 04:54 PM

They were better off with Paramount, but no they had to leave paramount:mad:

avenger00soul 10-16-2003 05:07 PM

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Originally posted by Killer Clown#1
They were better off with Paramount, but no they had to leave paramount:mad:
Yeah, that was way back in the day when they used to produce good popcorn flicks as opposed to garbage.

_Leatha_Face_ 10-17-2003 06:09 AM

ah ur krayzie "dolly dearst scared me more than chucky

Ritualistic 10-17-2003 04:15 PM

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ah ur krayzie "dolly dearst scared me more than chucky
I will agree to a point the doll in "dolly dearest" was really freaky looking BUT the acting sucked... and the whole plot was messed up... who in there right mind is going to move to Mexico to start a factory was once a doll making factory... LOL :)

Voorhees 10-29-2003 03:03 PM

Camp blood!

crazy clown 10-29-2003 04:29 PM

cujo. really long and extremely boring.

avenger00soul 10-29-2003 04:59 PM

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cujo. really long and extremely boring.
You know what, I agree. I don't like Cujo and I'm willing to take a bashing for it. It is boring.

moonsorrow 10-30-2003 12:26 AM

feardotcom... the only thing scary about this movie is the fact that i saw the whole thing.

Killer Clown#1 10-30-2003 03:00 AM

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feardotcom... the only thing scary about this movie is the fact that i saw the whole thing.
That movie really sucked


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