Hilarious! :D

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THE FIGURE WALKS IN
BARELY MAKING A SOUND
ONE SQUEEZE OF THE TRIGGER
AUSTIN'S BRAINS ON THE GROUND

A TOTAL OF SEVEN KILLERS
IT TOOK TO KILL HE
THAT'S ALMOST TWICE AS MANY
THAT ENDED WALT KOWALSKI

HaHa...Good one

I already told Austin to scoot over and clear me a spot...I'm dead in this round...Do me proud, Marley :)

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AS DUDE TOOK CAREFUL AIM
HE KNEW HE COULDN'T MISS
LOOKS LIKE THEIR RELATIONSHIP
ISN'T MARITAL BLISS

MORTALLY WOUNDED
AND GOING INTO SHOCK
IN NEED OF MEDICAL CARE
SHE HAS CHOSEN THE WRONG DOC

NOW THAT RAYNE IS DEAD
SHE COULD NAG THE DUDE NO MORE
DOC FAUSTUS MADE SURE OF THAT
WHEN HE BLEW OFF RAYNE'S JAW

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LENNON WROTE OF INSTANT KARMA
GONNA KNOCK YOU OFF YOUR FEET
I WONDER IF DOC WAS THINKING OF THIS
WHEN HIS BRAINS TURNED INTO MEAT

DOC FAUSTUS IS DEAD
THERE'S NO MORE TIME ON HIS CLOCK
I GUESS IT'S SAFE TO SAY
HE HAS PERMANENT WRITER'S BLOCK

Poor Doc. RIP. :(

In excellent form as always, Marley.

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ELEVEN ROCKETS
TO KILL NEVERENDING
NO AMOUNT OF HEALTH PACKS
WOULD HELP IN THE MENDING

HE WAS BURIED SIX FEET UNDER
JUST BEFORE THE BREAK OF DAWN
IF YOU WALK BY HIS GRAVE SITE
YOU'LL HEAR A MUFFLED "GET OFF MY LAWN"

LMAO

Marley - I think I love you.

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GOREPHOBIA IS DEAD
IT SHOULD COME AS NO SURPRISE
DID DESPARE PAY THE PREDATOR
TO MAKE SURE OF GORE'S DEMISE

THIS WASN'T GORES BEST GAME
AND THE OUTCOME WAS VERY GRIM
I WONDER WHEN THEY BURY GORE
WILL THE HDC PACKAGE GO WITH HIM

Ha ha ha ha that's funny.

You're back in form, Marley. A fitting epitaph. Thank you.

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TWAS DISEASE THAT ENDED
DANTE INFERNO'S RUN
22 SHOTS LATER
AND DANTE WAS ALL DONE

BURIED IN HIS COFFIN
NINE INCH NAILS HOLD THE LID
DIABLO SLAYERS TOOK HIM OUT
ANOTHER KNIGHTS OF WHICH THEY'RE RID

Brilliant! Simply Brilliant...Marley! :)

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DISEASE IS DEAD
APPARENTLY HE'S GLAD
BUT THE REST OF HIS TEAM
IS TO SAY THE LEAST A BIT SAD

WHAT HAPPEND TO THE PLAN
THE SLAYERS FELL APART
COULD IT BE MISCOMMUNICATION
OR ARE THE SLAYERS NOT TOO SMART

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SO YOUNG AND INNOCENT
WAS THE YOUNG DEMON SEED
CUT DOWN IN HIS PRIME
THE SNIPERS PAYED NO HEED

PREDATOR FINISHED HIM OFF
TWAS A GOOD DAY FOR THE KILL
BUT ANYDAY WAS GOOD
WHEN IT WAS BLOOD THAT HE COULD SPILL

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HE HAILED FROM THE CITY OF MOSQUES
THE CAPITOL OF BANGLADESH
AFTER THE SNIPERS AND PREDATOR FINISHED
ROSHIQ WAS NOTHING BUT BURNING FLESH

A BRAVE WARRIOR IN THE BATTLE
SAD TO SEE HE DIED THAT WAY
WAS REALLY HIS OWN TEAM-MATE
WHO HAD THE FINAL SAY

Beautiful!:)

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THE BULLET THAT PIERCED
MURDERDOLL'S WATERMELLON LIKE HEAD
MADE CERTAIN WITHOUT A DOUBT
THAT MURDERDOLL WAS DEAD

WHO WAS THE SHADOWY FIGURE
WHY DID IT BRING HER DEMISE
WHY IS HER HEAD LIKE A MELLON
WHAT WILL BE Vs NEXT SURPISE

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THE PREDATOR WAS SUMMONED
"MAKE MISSMACABRE DEAD"
SHE'D RATHER BOINK HER BOYFRIEND
AND PLAY WARCRAFT INSTEAD

SOME CALL IT A COP OUT
I DON'T CARE EITHER WAY
MY GRAVEYARD IS READY
IF YOU DON'T WANT TO PLAY

Start brainstorming Marley. I'll be joining you very shortly. ;)

Make it good.

Welcome in advance!:)

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WAS IT A PLAN TO TAKE OUT
THE MIGHTY BWIND22
FIRED ON BY 3 OF THE CONTESTANTS
THERE WAS NOTHING HE COULD DO

IT TOOK MANY GRENADES TO KILL BWIND
DIED LIKE A WARRIOR NOT A WIMP
HIS LAST WORDS BEFORE HE DIED
"I'LL TAKE BRUCE OVER THE ANGRY CHIMP"

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WARRIORS WILL COME
AND WARRIORS WILL GO
THE DEATH OF DESPARE
IS A MIGHTY BLOW

THAT LEAVES US WITH TEN
NOW THE PREDATOR'S NOT ALONE
DESPARE'S INDEGESTION PROBLEM
WILL CREATE HAVOC IN THE ZONE

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SHOT CHRONO IN THE BACK
ARE YOU SOME KIND OF PUNK
KARMA CAME YOUR WAY
NOW YOU'RE DEAD, PAUL THE MONK

I'M ONLY KIDDING DUDE
YOU WERE JUST PLAYING THE GAME
IF I WAS IN YOUR SHOES
I WOULD PROBABLY DO THE SAME

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FORTUNATO IS DEAD
HIS BODY LAY'S IN THE FOG
ITS HIS WISHES TO BE BURIED
WITH HIS FAMILY IN THE CASTLE ARGHHHHH














Ladies & Gentlemen, it is with great sadness that I must tell
you that Marley's Ghost has finally passed on . He has been dead
for many, many years but was summoned here one April Fools Day and managed to evade his destiny. But time has caught up to him and he rest now, never to return again.

my sincere apologies


GOD

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You will be missed.

Well this comes as very sad news, but I must say I feel incredibly honored to have Marley's Ghost's last poem be mine.

...

Seriously? :( That actually makes me a little sad.

You were one of my favorites, Marley, even if you WERE a byproduct of a bored April Fool's. :p

Always thoroughly enjoyed your posts. :(

RIP... again.

Does this mean that the ghost of Marleys Ghost will do a RIP poem?

WTF.......I always looked forward to your poems :(




A sad day at HDC



VERY SAD

i think the poor bastard ran out of rhymes :D

more than likely



he was a lovable chap though.

he was always a little intimidated my my masterful works though - not that i would hold that against him :p

I guess we'll never know....he's gone now.....never to return, God said. :(

No! But you didn't finish all the epitaphs from Battle Royale. :( We will miss your poems, Marley. And who are you really? :confused:

God knows. ;)

Ah haaa! :D

As promised.



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But milkytoaste never got an epitaph. :mad: