"Oop, TWINS!"

-Violator, Spawn

LOL That was a good one. That clown was funny as fuck.

"I think ripping people's faces off really isn't in your best interests"

-Basket Case 2

Im gona make you scream like apig
deliverance

From return of the living dead

Frank: "The brain! the brain!"
Bert: "I hit the fucking brain!"

Suicide: "How come you guys only come around when you need a ride?"
Black dude: "Cos' you're one spooky muthafucker"

"I have a solution....lets all draw straws and the loser can sprint across the parking lot with a ham sandwhich!" guy from Dawn of the Dead remake

how sweet fresh/dark meat
nightmare 4 / fvj respectively

Good?...Bad?...I'm the guy with the gun

"why dont you put her in charge" - aliens

"God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. [...] and then what does he do... I swear, for his own amusement, his own private cosmic gag-reel, he sets the rules in opposition... it's the goof of all time : look, but don't touch ; touch, but don't taste ; taste... don't swallow ! And while you're jumping from one foot to the next, what is he doing ? He's laughing his sick fucking ass off ! He's a tight ass, he's a sadist, he's an absentee landlord ! Worship that ?? Never !" - the devil's advocate



i'm sorry it's so long, but that monologue just makes me laugh every single time !

Quoting
 

Of course we have "When there's no more room in hell the dead will walk the earth",that's a pure horror classic quote!

"Julia,are you eating him?You should stop it.." - kurt from rotld3

"We'll tear your soul apart" - pinhead in hellraiser

"We got a bunch of extra terrestial psychopats on our hands.Like a...Like a visit from a planet full of Charlie Mansons." - Derek from Bad Taste

"choke on em!" - the last line from Rhodes in day of the dead.
Actually it was Joe himself that came up with that line

"ill tear your soul apart"
-Hellraiser

"Death, Death, Death comes sweeping down. Filthy death the leering clown. Death that's born as life succumbs while death and love two kindred drums, beat the time to judgement day, an actor in a passion play. Without beginning, without end, evermore amen." - Francesco Dellamorte

"Disposing of dead people is a public service, whereas your in all sorts of trouble if you kill someone when they're still alive." - Francesco Dellamorte

"At a certain point in life you realize you know more dead people then living." - Francesco Dellamorte

"Why do you keep killing the dead? They're mine. If you don't want the dead coming back to life why don't you just kill the living. Shoot them in the head." - Death

"Ghnya!" - Gnaghi

All quotes from Cementery Man

"Killing me won't bring back your apples!" Sgt. Howie from The Wicker Man.

Brrrrrains!

Go ahead and shoot ill be back. I always come back..ehhhh but dieing is such a bitch. Chucky The Bride of Chucky

-"Damn, he god Jay Leno!"
-"Ok then, tell him to go for Rosie O'Donell."
--"No way, thats too easy."
-"Alright. Oh, Oh, Burt Reynolds, tell him to get Burt Reynolds!"
--"Damn, he is good!"

In Dawn of the Dead 04 when Ken and Andy are shooting zombies who are celebrity look alikes outside of the mall.

"Hail to the King Baby" -- Army of Darkness

Welcome to the Prime Time, bitch.

The Freddy nursery rhyme.

I SAID weres the bourbon bitch!! NOES 3.

i'm a highschool gradute,i don't deserve this job
i earned it!! the gravedigger in F13 jason lives.

miscompleted afterbirth of a chinese gangbanger-
the bum in wishmaster.