Not even if...ANYTHING......and Cheeba, you are twisted in a wicked bad way:)...You appear to be infecting Haunted as well

Im thinking very fuzzy, and would gradually take on a white and whiter hue, until there was nothing...I'd try not to get any in my mouth if it were running down my face - it'd be like warm, soggy human eyeball flavoured cocoa puffs...

It'd probably burn your lips too. Do you really think it would be sorta chunky? Well, there would be parts that aren't completely melted running down your face. I imagine it would be sort of oily too. I still say the smell would make you gag.

rayne - Yeah....like carrion thru a carcass...

haunted - it'd be quiet a sight huh? burning eyeball running down yer face into the mouth, while you gaged and puked while screaming....hooboy....good fun.

Maybe you could smell your brain too or at least the gunk inside of your skull.

Of course this would all be the case if you weren't screaming because hot eyeball goop wasn't dripping down your head.

Yeah, it'd probably be more of a sensory overload kinda thing huh? it wouldn't be like youd be saying to yourself, "ok now, scream, stop now, inhale, hurl, and, scream again'...

I forgot that the eyebally goop could run into your nose, especially if you were breathing really hard. I don't think there's any way to keep eyeball juice from running into your mouth.

I also just realized something. Your whole head would be cooking as well. So, you'd probably be smelling your head cooking..brain...and that membrane around around it. Wonder if your eyebrows would flame up?

"Rene Descartes was a drunken Fart, I Drink Therefore I am"

"Talent borrows, genius steals" - Sam The Egg

I'm surprised you knew that.

And I did know he said that, which is why I used it.
Or do you not understand that particular part?

:confused:

U r teh dummi.

I was talking to those who didn't know.

I'd tell my spiritual being to fuck itself because I couldn't give two shits about neither options.

Besides, I already have a god like stature.

And war is the answer to everything.

I still pwn j00.

lol, where are your facts?
I suggest you stop this before you get
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:confused: Why do you even bother posting your garbage? :confused:

If you go back and re-read all the conversations I've had with you, you'll find that when I make a comment, you throw it completely off-topic and act like you don't know what I'm talking about. Sheesh you're an idiot.

I own you in every possible way.

LOL, like the near death experiance thread? I must admit RE you are good for a laugh.

Yeah, well atleast when we fuck I don't cry.

You little bitch.

They're only tears of joy. Joy that my life partner likes my bum.

Sam, evisceration, rotting eye, unit 03...why do I have the dejavu thang going on just now...?
haunted - you wouldn't want the brain to melt right away, so maybe like, a souldering iron jammed in and stirred until the eye "scrambles"...SOMEHOW, that shit just doesn't seem as raw as the grater...well, at least in terms of what it'd look like to the victim.
applying wasp venom into the gums'd be another fucked up one...or the removal of ones bottom jaw with a small hand-saw...
got just one more for now. staple-gun ones eyebrows to their forehead, and their eyelids to their cheeks, then pour a pile of laundry powder onto each open eye....?

What about an ATTEMP (because I don't think it would work) to weld someone's eyes closed? I don't know if it's hot enough to melt the skin closed, but it just might cook the skin closed...while melting the eye. Ewww....if it worked, the eyelid would be close but the person would still feel all that melted eye goop until in some how drain either down the cheeks or into the skull cavity.

I have to ask...what does wasp venom do?

What about the souldering iron up the nose, only put it there unheated and let it heat up... The anticipation, and the feeling of the instrument heating up....torturous.

Okay...Wait a minute...If you were to weld the eyelids shut, wouldn't the hot eye goop run into the skull cavity, and then run out through the nostrils?...Just a thought...Thanks guys, for giving me that thought:rolleyes: :)

You're right! Or!!! It might run into the mouth and also down the throat, because of the sinus shoot.

I'm sorry Rayne. We're being disgusting. I think he's trying to gross me out, and it's not going to happen. :D

I wouldn't do it for the following reasons:

1. I don't really want to be immortal.
2. I don' think I'd make a very good God; too much responsibility.
3. There is no such thing as absolute peace.
4. My loved one would be dead, at my hands, and in the most brutal way possible.

So, yes, I'd have power, but I also would have to live out eternity knowing what I did and what I did it for.

I mean, don't get me wrong, I'd do it to anyone else. I'm all for that. Just not someone I love.

P.S.~World peace is wishful thinking. Too many different kinds of people for everyone to cooperate.

Think of it this way. If you don't kill them, then everything goes on as normal. If you DO kill them, you bring them back and everything is better. But for everything to be better, they have to be temporarily (at least) dead. If I had a friend who was presented with this question, I'd gladly be the one who gets killed, provided they were smart enough to think to bring me back and all.

Wouldn't they be angry at you for killing them, or should you just make them forget?

I'm not saying I'd go "HEY DAVE!" *Stab in the face*. I'd explain the situation, that I got my trial run so I know it's legit, and to be God, which would clearly benefit us both, I'd have to stab him in the face until he dies, or however they said to do it. If they wanna forget it afterwards, I could do that, but it'd be their choice.

That makes sense. Being the world's biggest puss, I would probably not be able to do it, but I see what you mean now.

There is no way you can weld someones eyes shut, skin would simply burn/melt at temperatures like that. You might be able to carterize them shut with some sort of burning device, but theres no way you could weld them.

use an oxy-aceteline torch at a low temp for 10 seconds. The skin wouldn't melt away. It would partially melt, but then when the heat is gone it would start to cool and solidify more. If 10 isn't enough then do it again.

It would burn before it melted, I think using any welding device, even at its low temps. wouldn't accomplish the goal of keeping someones eyes intact, but making there eyelids closed permanently.

Their. And the oxy-acetelyn torch would work, you'd just have to get the temp. and the timing down.

i'd probably say yes but right when it came time to do it i would really puss out. i couldn't do it probably. i'd try to get someone else to kill their loved one. i can talk people in to doing stuff for some reason.

Sam, is that how you'd do it, the face stabbing thing?
If it was a friend, I'd probably explain too - I mean, u wouldn't necessarily want 'em waking up angry, immortal (which I assume they'd have to be in order to have been ressurected, unless you like did the "I'm god, I can make 'em' thing. But then they'd most likely not be the same at all) and angry...they COULD have the chance to do the same thing to you over and over again....u think an immortal could eventually get off on that kinda shit?
And when it came down to the murder itself, I'd think about the times throughout their life they'd pissed me off, and attempt to kick them repeatedly in the face, head and throat just because I think murder should be a more "personal" affair. A baseball bat would be about as "foriegn object" as I'd wanna get. That's a FRIEND.
A loved one however. Hard to say, It's diffucult to really "respectfully" brutally murder someone. Maybe I'd like cut their head in half with something reeeal sharp, at least that would be quick, as for brutality, I could like, go "REEEAAARGH!" while I was doing it or something...
(In saying that, I am in no way attemting to indicate that I am going on a kicking OR slashing spree)

Haunted & Rayne- melting eyelids? I think it'd work, I mean it happens when you cook a chicken right? yep, eyelids, just like chicken....
cut the head off, melt the eyelids shut, pressurecook the head, place it upright and pierce each of the "eyes" with a needle - like running milk - oh yeah....

Naysayer!!! How do you know? Are you claiming that you've done this? That would mean that you were sicker than our Cheeba. The only kind of sick that sicker than 'im is a kid-fucker. That's not cool around here.;)

Cheeba:
Are we up to boiling noggins along with melting eyelids and eyeballs? How about deep fryers? I'm serious...while they're alive, dip their head in egg wash, then flour it (a shaved head would make this easier) and then crispy fry it! Serve it to your friends or lover(s). :D

Okay, in order to do this, the working table should be lower to the ground, and it might help to sedate your victim. Oh, and only a whiney nonprofessional torturer would say that this is too much trouble. :p

Sick?
You mean I'm not normal? All these years and no one told me somethin' was up?!?
Man, it's a regular "Oh the FUCKIN humanity" moment...
How about feeding them one of their own eyeballs deep-fried? You don't need a custom work-base that way. And making them eat it...imagine that, theyd be all crying n gagging n shit, "For the love of god, not my own eye"style shit...HA....HAaHAHAhaHAhaAhaHAAAAGh...
Man, try to just think that not smiling....well, fuck it, I can't anyways.
Of course I'd go easier on a friend or loved one, but again I wonder how I'd do it all that nicely. I can imagine bringing the person back, and having them say " I know it had to be brutal, but admit it, you were angry at me, huh?"

how I'd do it depends on the specifications given. If I was simply told to kill them then I'd do it in the most painless manner possible. If I was told to drag it out, I'd give them tons of painkillers and novacane so they wouldn't feel it. If I had to drag it out in a very painful manner then I'd do whatever I did with the drugs, but without them.

or YOU could take the drugs....might at least make it easier (or more fun) for you...
"These drugs will make the operation seem like a beautiful dream"