I was thinking.. Pluck them out with each other's teeth.

Then floss.

that would hurt, though. Lick them off, maybe

That works too

look i know i'm 12 but i have way more freedom than you would think

Ask her if you can stick your winky in her stinky and see what happens :D

doesnt matter how much freedom you have, fact is, your mama drives you everywhere

ther your wrong i have a seventeen year old brother who i'm good friends with and will drive me anywhere with my girl friend :)

and as payment, he gets to fuck your girlfriend, right?

Ask her if she wants a baby batter milkshake:D

o yeah man, :) he's got his own girl, i hear noises from his room (hope it's not my girl)

chances are if you dont KNOW its not your girl, it most likely is:D

considering you are 12, im guesing your gf is 12

so i really hope its NOT your girl that hes making noises with

rulz iz diffent down der in West Virginia *where the men are men and the sheep are scared to death*

Why do men in West Virginia fuck sheep on cliff edges?
So the sheep will keep backing up

lol

What do you call the sweat that forms in the crack of the mans ass when a brother and sister in West Virginia fuck?






























Relative Humidity

Haha! Awesome.

And what's this nonsense of having a girlfriend at age twelve? Is that even possible? Do you help feed eachother mashed carrots and creamed peas or something?

I kid, I kid. Go girlfriends!

i think i'll get her the penis tatoo from sam, but i think i'll just have her come over and make out with her

thats so mean, and yet somehow verry funny! do u have one w/ a frog in a blender? lol


see ur not mean all the time!!!! you have a weird sence of humor!

I've got an "owned!" pic I'm dying to use, but nobody's gotten owned enough to warrant a pic. Maybe I can find a place to use it in sarcasm...

I would give a girl the bloody, dripping head of whoever she hates the most. That's what I call love

i acually bought my girlfriend 3 different type of stuffed monkey's because thats her favorite animal....but i should have got her an uppercut from me because she is treating me like shit and making me go crazy

FOR MY GIRL I GOT HER A NECKLACE, STUFFED RED AND WHITE PUPPY DOG, CANDY, CARD, AND OF COURSE ROSES, PLUS IM GONNA ATTEMPT TO SUPRISE HER WITH A DINNER PINIC IN MY ROOM. (WITH A FRIENDS HELP ,SHE HELPED ME OUT THINKING IT UP AND ALL). I KNOW I SOUND LIKE A ROMANTIC DOUCHBAG, BUT HEY I LIKE TO TREAT HER GOOD , SHES MY TRUE LOVE..http://www.horror.com/forum/newreply.php#. AND BEFORE I MAKE A BIGGER ASS OF MYSELF IM GONNA LEAVE..SO BYE... LOL

IGNORE THAT LINK I DONT KNOW HOW THE HELL IT GOT THERE

You're 9, what would you know about love?

He knows a hell of a lot more about love than his father ever did:rolleyes: :)

owned

I'd like to get some chocolate especially dark chocolate...
Anyway here is a funny card i found here:
http://www.meish.org/vd/

really kool card:D

Thanks there are a lot of other fun anti-valentine cards at that link too!

thosr r pretty kool cards abby

I still want a head on a plate:D

:)
 

my girlfriend got my boxer shorts with rubber chickens on them! nothing says lovin' like rubber chickens in your pants!