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I'm gonna be the Paula here - I plan on judging everyone while intoxicated...so you never know what the fuck I'm gonna say
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HDC IDOL 2008-09
Howdy folks, Welcome to HDC Idol. Over the course of the next few weeks, we will be putting all of you to the extreme Tests of knowledge, innovation, imagination and wit which you possess in leaps and bounds, in our journey to find the one HDC Idol Superstar who is good enough to carve a niche for themselves in the entertainment world. So, without much ado, let me first introduce you to your Judges. You know 4 of them already...but today, a 5th Judge joins their ranks in judging all of you! THE JUDGES Neverending, Hammerfan, Austin316426808, Roderick Usher, and your 5th Judge... Doc Faustus!! There has been some changes in the groups too. Let's see what they are, before checking out the First of the Tests. |
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You could always be an intoxicated Simon.
Yay, welcome to the judges, Doc! |
Now, let's have a look at the groups, under which all confirmed participants find themselves in.
Here are... THE OGRES http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/b...estar/ogre.jpg
THE GOBLINS http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/n...tll/goblin.jpg
and THE ELVES http://i376.photobucket.com/albums/o...an/1533321.jpg
Take a close look at the groups you find yourselves in. Each one of the other members in that group is YOUR IMMEDIATE OPPONENT. Because, if you have been paying attention, you have to knock over all the others in your group and finish in the Top 3 to be guranteed a spot in the next Rounds. You already know the rules. The Judges are itching to judge you already. So let's not waste any time in going to... THE FIRST TEST!! |
man, the goblins look fierce!
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THE FIRST TEST OF HDC IDOL 2008-09
I am here to address the Ogres. Each one of you is given a task which you have to perform to the best of your ability, wit and innovation, based upon the knowledge you have of the genre. For the first Test, the common theme chosen is - THE TIME MACHINE. Here are your tasks, Ogres :- - Bloodrayne : It is the year 1955. Universal Pictures have gained a firm foothold based on their monster/iconic horror movies, and Hammer is slowly but surely getting a grasp in the genre. You are an enthusiastic producer with lots of cash, and have the best director of the moment in your pocket. Which movie would you make, and what would be your budget and cast? How will you make your flick saleable with the audiences? - Bwind22 : You are in the year 1968. George A Romero's Night of the Living Dead looms in the horizon, and the 60s have already produced some memorable Hitchcock classics and several other wonderful horror flicks. You are a budding script writer, and get a call from Hitchcock for a possible script idea. What idea do you pitch to him, and what will your script be of? - Cactus : It is the year 1931. Dracula has just been released and is doing well. Universal have a winner on their hands, and are already planning a possible sequel. Their rival production company wants you, their Manager, to think up of a dream project which would outscore Universal at their own game. What possible idea can you conjure up, and pitch it successfully to your peers? - Dude Guadalupe : You are in 1987, a really talented new director who has been given a most difficult task - 20th Century Fox have been in touch and asked you to make a kickass sequel to Aliens, within 3 years, which would totally bowl the audiences over like James Cameron's masterpiece did the year before. Who would you contact to produce the movie? Your choice of scriptwriter and possible stars? Continuing... |
Oh yeah, I can't wait to read these! And we don't have the whole list yet!
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So our we supposed to come up with our own ideas or pitch an actually movie?
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I'm gonna enjoy following this......and with NO pressure :D
THATS RIGHT CONTESTANTS.....WE ARE ALL GONNA BE READING YOUR ANSWERS |
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And too many questions anger grumpy judges....
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yeah - i couldnt have answered these ... I just dont have the stuff anymore. I've become a very lazy forum guy. as you can tell from all of the cheap easy jokes. |
you're all too slow. You'll never make it in this business. I'm voting you all off my island
wait... what game are we playing? **pops a few more vicodin** I like oatmeal |
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It's OK, dear, just lay on the couch and take a little nappy-poo. :D |
(Continued from above)
- Freak : You are in 1974. After NotLD, The Exorcist has become a runaway huge hit with audiences screaming out of the theaters. You are a struggling actor trying to make it big on the screen. You heard that a certain young Steven Spielberg (with a great script tucked under his arm) is looking for young actors. How do you get in touch with him, and what audition will you give him to convince that one of the lead roles belongs to you? - Illdojo : 2007. Rob Zombie has contacted you, a musician yourself, to give him an idea for a possible sequel to his version of Halloween. He is your best friend, and he wont take no for an answer. You only have a vague knowledge of the movie, and he has explicitly said that he doesnt want to do another Halloween II, but rather see a totally original take for the sequel to his remake. Do you have a possible idea to float to him? - Jenna26 : The year is 1996. Troma, known for their low-budget gorific flicks, have suddenly decided to make a zero-budget shockfest based on cannibalism, with plenty of gore (of course!) and campy humor. As both a director and Makeup In charge, how will you go about your task of making yet another Troma "moneyspinner"? - Roshiq : The year is 1949. You are a great producer-director with lots of cash to spare, and Universal want you to make yet another winner, a follow-up to their monster hits from earlier years. You suddenly hit upon a goldmine of an idea - The Evil Dead!! What will your cast be of, and how will you go about making it? Remember its the late 40s, era of b/w movies, shock is limited to expressions and acting, minimal gore (plenty of effects which look jaded today), etc. All of you have 48 hours to do your researches, write down your ideas, and pitch them in front of the Judges. The Judges will be your peers in each scenario, and if you manage to win them over, you stand to score the maximum. When you are ready, send me a PM and post your entry in this thread (WITHOUT EDITING), and the Judges will read em and post their criticisms and praise, if any. If any of you dont post your entry within the next 48 hours, you stand DQed off this Test, and dont gain any scores (or favors) from your Judges! You have a hard task ahead of you, so all the best!! |
Ok so do we pitch our own ideas or something that actually happened cause I'm still a little confused about what I'm doing.
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I'm going to insert my opinion here: I would say, if you want to win, you pitch an original idea. |
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this is a test to see who has the skills to make it in the horror entertainment world Thrill me! |
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Welcome to the Judges' panel, Doc.
Remember to keep your cataract knife out, and be a very strong critic. You are going to dissect each entry, and give an earful to each contestant. |
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Well, I can't be Paula because I don't drink or do drugs. Hmm, who could I be......I know! I can be Paula Deen! :D *taps fingers on desk, waiting for newb to make a comment about falling down the stairs* |
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no I'm not http://vaultmedia.ign.com/vnboards/2...DownStairs.gif |
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Just so The Ogres dont miss this. Link will be in my Signature, too. |
No answers posted yet....
Deducts points from everyone... |
as for the judging - are we ranking the submissions best to worst or just going free-form on it?
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I knew you weren't! :D |
Holy Crap! This looks awesome V & Judges! Very creative and interesting. I can't wait until the Elves go! :D
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Criticism in here, best to worst on PMs to me. :) |
Remember contestants, you need to post your entries in this thread for all Judges to read them.
If you PM them to me, or email them ( at [email protected]) I will still post them here. You have to be brave, and stand here for the judgement of your entry by the Judges, and defend it if you can in front of em. |
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*hears the music from Final Jeopardy playing*
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Clairification question regarding my challenge. "NotLD looms in the horizon"... so it's 1968 but that hasn't come out yet? Am I reading that correctly? Or is it looming in the rear view mirror like it has just come out and was a success at the drive-ins?
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Now the judges are fighting over me. Ba-chika-wa-wa! Don't worry judges, there's enough bwind22 to go around. *wink, wink* |
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