A nice Sicilian necktie.

With a big sledgehammer, from behind you while you're reading.

i'd hire chuck liddell to beat unfortunato to death.

Gang raped by Tele-tubbies and cast adrift on a block of ice.

Haha, clever use of my name, bloody.

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Gang raped by trees, then smashed into one.

fortunato- forced into a love triangle with Cameron Mitchell and Totie Fields, then thrown in a woodchipper.

forced to watch dane cook movies looped, till your head explodes.

forced to hear roseanne barr sing the national anthem over and over again

monster123 - I'll rub the lotion on your skin, and then I'll give you the hose again.

Festered ill pull your insides out with my bare hands and hang you out to dry.

Well that doesn't sound very nice(leaves thread, never to return....unless funnier replies are posted). :D

Oh fine ill pour acid water on you and throw you in a pool of semen

IS THAT BETTER! lol

..... Where does somebody get a pool full of semen.... Ya know.... That says ALOT about your personal life.


I'd shove you up Richard Simmons' ass.

Hey some people collect semen it gives them pleasure to look at it :) haha


Id shove you up big fat greasy bums ass

I'd deep fry you like a turkey

That was literally her previous threat to you.

Everyone at HDC will be strapped to a chair, with their eyelids held open ah-la a clockwork orange.

While Britney spears music blasts in the background, you will be forced to watch hour after hour of American remakes of your favorite foreign films, followed by hours of videos from bands fronted by movie stars (particularly keannu reaves and russel crowe).

Then you will be presented with the option of commiting sepuku with a browken, rusty dull machete while agry wasps a sprayed at your naked body, or sit through the whole thing over again.


Those that choose to do it over again will be let go at the finish. I will then execute them as they exit the facility with a sharp blow to the head with a ball peen hammer.

The final insult will be when i smudge your new clothes with cheeto fingers.

Think of what a lonely, hairy fat guy he would be if he wasnt hung like an ox.

Hmmm...interesting question...

I would shackle you to the floor in the basement and adorn your arms and legs with small cuts; then I'd order Dominos and a call girl while the rats finished what I started...

...The End...

;)

Nice

Id still gauge your eyes out with a spoon and shove them in a blender then feed them to you :)

i'd squeeze your breasts till your nipples pop off, leaving you to bleed to death.

Strangely enough, there are distinct similarities in hair grooming ettiquette-

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What I find funny is how much makeup he wears- like anybody ever looks at his face.

That sounds like a good time :)

I would drown you in a rain of penises.

I'd smash your face in with a dildo.

I would smite you with the wrath of an angry god.

Id torch you with the fire from hell.

I'd make you sleep with Kyros Christian.

Shit thats cold Posh...

Hahahaha. I win the whole game!


Wait... Let me own it:


I'll make you sleep with him........


Unprotected.

ill drown you in your beta's tank..

I won't fit haha. I'll give you a few more ribcuts

Posh, I would kill you by beating you to death with your copy of John Tucker Must Die. :D

Hah! Good one. I would make you eat a sofa. Whole.

Who hasn't.


monster123- naked twister on a carpet full of broken glass.

Same to you, only with Kyros Christian.

;) Id do that! lol

I am so disappointed i missed that thread...


Festered, I'd make you kiss Kyros Christian's sweaty taint.


I figure you'll take care of the rest, like the asian eyeball chick in Hostel

I would kill Trey Parker and Matt Stone in front of you then make you eat a concoction of them and arsenic. :D