Originally Posted by illdojo (Post 749610)

5) Become the new drummer for Queens of the Stone Age.

Originally Posted by massacre man (Post 749613)

Could I get a backstage pass? :D

Originally Posted by The Flayed One (Post 749106)

What kind of boozed up drop out Djinn did you come across that grants 5 wishes?

That's about as logical as Six Minute Abs.

I guess I'll play along with you and W.C. Genie.

1. A sentient living dead Rice Burner. Me and my Zombike would tear down the streets at night, fighting crime. This is nice in theory, but I would probably be the worst crime fighter in the world seeing as my second wish would be:

2. +2 Endless Mug of Beer. Seeing as how this wish would probably have a fairly negative health, my third wish would need to be:

3. Liver of Odin. The liver of the mighty Norse god would be installed in my body, forever protecting me from my arch nemisis Sir Osis. Of course, to compliment all of that beer, I'll also need:

4. Bottomless Bucket of Hot Wings. As you can see, the mixture of all of these will lead to the need of my last wish:

5. Colon of Steel.

It's a good thing I made Zombike sentient. I'll need someone to talk to while I enter my own personal Valhalla : Eternal Vegetation.

I'm a simple man with simple needs.

Originally Posted by novakru (Post 749507)

#5 is not you
You'd have to be devious
even if you went into politics for the right reasons, you'd have to sell your soul eventually..........didn't you watch Legally Blonde 2??
Good reference material:D

Originally Posted by bloodrayne (Post 749526)

I know how to get what I want, I don't need wishes for that ;)

Seriously...Other than even MORE horror movies (which I am always obtaining), I have all that I want, too :)



I guess I COULD use a little more time and a little more sleep, but I expect both of those things to become available to me when Ash turns 5

Originally Posted by Leprucky Cougar (Post 749758)

Novakuru I have faith.

Originally Posted by novakru (Post 750231)

That's good to see:)

Originally Posted by stubbornforgey (Post 750698)

to feel my silly egyptians arms around me again
to feel my silly egyptians tender kiss again
to hear my silly egyptians soothing voice when he whispers i love you morerer
to touch my silly egyptians face with my tiny fingers when i reach out
n assure him that everything is alright..
to finalise the family problems
that made me leave my silly egyptian in the 1st place and return to a lonely house,

Originally Posted by monster123 (Post 750736)

Is your silly egyptian a stuffed animal?:D

Originally Posted by stubbornforgey (Post 750739)

:D

:rolleyes: