I remember when devil-hunter befriended Frankenstein's monster, discovered wolfman has nards, and sent Dracula to limbo. that was my favorite.


Except when i fell asleep drinking beers and watching porno with the gillman. My butt hurts and i still wake up crying...

i remember this one time ..

me and devil-hunter were at band camp ...


and he shoved this huge flute up his ass,


then he played it right after.

only it didnt play properly because it was all clogged up.

Goooood- bye, Devil Huntuh.
Who could hang a name on yew...........

When you change with every new day,
No one's gonna miss you.


good stones song, but Mother's Little Helper is their best.

I know most peopel vote for paint it black.

Devil-Hunter...
I know we've only known each other four weeks and three days, but to me it seems like nine weeks and five days. The first day seemed like a week and the second day seemed like five days. And the third day seemed like a week again and the fourth day seemed like eight days. And the fifth day you went to see your mother and that seemed just like a day, and then you came back and later on the sixth day, in the evening, when we saw each other, that started seeming like two days, so in the evening it seemed like two days spilling over into the next day and that started seeming like four days, so at the end of the sixth day on into the seventh day, it seemed like a total of five days. And the sixth day seemed like a week and a half. I have it written down, but I can show it to you tomorrow if you want to see it, in your forum.

And there is something I have wanted to say to you for a long time:
I slit the sheet the sheet I slit and on the slitted sheet I sit.

rofl...now what if he came back to see how much LOVE he's been getting since he left...he would get all mushy and emotional and never leave the place again. :p

Errrr...scary thought. Scratch that. :eek:

Devil-Hunter's response:

Well I'm gonna to go then. And I don't need any of this. I don't need this stuff, and I don't need you. I don't need anything except this ashtray and that's it and that's the only thing I need, is this. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that's all I need. And that's all I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one - I need this. The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this. And that's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair. And I don't need one other thing, except my dog. *dog growls* I don't need my dog.






:p

the fun here is that this is almost turning into a "guess what movie this is from" game.

Like this time we were playing in the woods, and we disturbed some bees. I had an allergy and died, and he was a sad, rather ugly little girl after that.

The reason im leaving is I cant be bothered with you lot.

But, why? What about that time we spent together on that island together? we were only kids, stranded, so curious about ourselves and each other...

heheheh


"i'm not a bum, I'm a jerk"

Maybe he can hook me up with on eof those "Blow Jobs", I could use the cash. :D

He is going to his forum which is the "DAMN YOU BILL MURRAY FOR NOT WANTING TO MAKE GHOSTBUSTERS 3" forum.

@Festered

LOL! :D

You have way too much time on your hands, though kudos to your photoshop skills. :p

this thread reminds me of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRGqz-ISHdc

Hey welcome back, Kpro. And a happy belated b-day, too. :)

You missed your b-day thread.

How are the kids coming along? And the latest in your bmxing?

Hey V thanks, damn I hate I missed my b-day thread, didn't think people would remember since I don't have as much time to get on here as I would like to lately, but it's nice to see people remember.

Oh man the kids are growing like little weeds, they are 17 months old now and they are all running which makes it hard to chase all three of them around...And Zach is almost 12 now and they all keep me super busy all the time.

As far as racing goes I had to take some time off this past season with the kids and all but managed to squeeze in a few of the bigger national races though.
I've spent more of the little free time that I do get working on getting my own frame company up and running and I'm hoping to start full production by this coming season or the next season at the latest depending on how things go.

As always busy and on the go all the time.

I hear ya.

Cant catch em little buggers once they start running and jumping around. Slippery as eels. :p

Cool to hear you caught up on some of the races. And a full-blown frame company? Thats rad, dude. Things have been really cool fer ya. :)

KPRO!!

Dude I miss the hell out of you man. I am glad to hear the kids are doing great and things are looking good for you. Hope you get more free time on your hands and come back and chat with us more often. We miss having you around.

And no shooting at hooligins ;)


(OLD inside reference :D)

Wow, kpro! I was thinking about your signature just the other day! You gonna be on here regularly again? And great to hear about your kids.

V you have no idea, they are getting into everything and I do mean EVERYTHING!!! I thought baby proofing a house for my oldest son was bad, but doing it for three is a nightmare...

And yeah building my own frames is something I've always wanted to do and slowly but surely it's coming alone. At least when I get too old or get too busted up to race anymore I can still be involved in the sport.



Thanks Gore, I miss being able to come here as much as I used to.



***In my best Gary Coleman voice***
,
What You Talkin Bout Willis?:D


Oh yeah I remember, nah not lately anyway :p


Thanks Ferret, yeah I'm gonna start coming around more often when I can.
It's just hard sometimes with everything I have going on.

You crazy sumbitch :)


This actually reminds me of another fond time with Devil-Hunter...

This old guy at a bike shop molested us.


Good times....

Yeah that reminds me of this one time when me and this Mog with long floppy ears and a tail named Vod-Barf-Stok went flying around space in a Winnebago chasing this guy named Dark-Demon-Helmet-Hunter so we could kick his ass and show him whose Schwartz really rules the galaxy.

In the end he ran away with his helmet tucked between his legs like a lost little puppy that just got smacked across the nose with a rolled up newspaper.

Ahh the sweet smell of victorious memories :D

Shit! Kpro's back!

*hides under table, cowering in fear*




...just kidding dude, nice to see you back. Just, you know - dont ban me, ok? :p

Its very nice to see you back,i tried to pm you but your box is full;)

But, what he said was true. When you said "I wish I could do that", and he said "Don't you think you should ask first?", you really should have.


Of course, being a mog excuses nothing, and I should keep my ball licking to private time :D

LMFAO yup that is true.

Damn it Beavis your balls are filthy, go to the ball washer and wash your balls.

Oh hush ya damn Canuckle head :p


Sorry about that, my box is empty now.


That doesn't sound to good though :D

You have a box too? And you have kids... Weird, I thought hermaphrodites were sterile.

Shh!!! I thought I told you on the last page to go to the ball washer and wash your balls. :p

They wont fit.


'cause they're so big.

Yeah! :)

Now that made me laugh out loud....:p

This thread went straight to the gutter fast lol:D

This may be the most successful thread Devil-Hunter ever posted. Maybe he shouldn't have left?

No, its successful because he left.

Like Vincent Van Gogh, Johann Sebastian Bach, and Emily Dickinson

Dont forget HP Lovecraft and Ed Wood.

Mostly like Ed Wood.