HAHA...You really HAVE been reading the forum :D

The only way you can tell he's new is that he assumes the cell would offer some sort of protection. ;)

:D...Excellent point

Shhh...Don't tell him...It's SO much more fun when they find out for themselves...Oh, the look on their faces, the frantic scrabbling and clawing in a pointless attempt to escape...You can almost FEEL the terror...And you gotta love the screams!...Toooo funny :D

Watch it n00b.....do not be bad mouthing Dallas, you might find a size 13 boot in your ass!!!!!! We're really quite friendly down here :D

So what you're telling me is that you'd be friendly to Waldo? C'mon dude...Ok, fine...I'll buy that one. And I wasn't "badmouthing" Dallas; I have friends there...Plus the majority of my friends are Cowboys fans, so it's kinda hard for me to not like it.

Try to give a guy a compliment and he gets insulted...ah well, not like this forum makes sense or anything anyways...nuts running the asylum and all.

To hell with it...I'll just end this post with: "puppies and kittens" or some other generic crap.

*waits for haters of puppies and kittens to chime in*

Oh, and I don't assume my cell offers protection...My toothbrush is in there, and it can be a weapon in a pinch ;)

Then allow me to suggest the iTouch toothbrush sanitizer.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/...500_AA280_.jpg

That sanitizer looks like a weird alien explosive to me for some reason...Nice suggestion though :D

Anywho, the preview's posted...have at it. Bashers get your bats, flamers grab some matches, and those who turn out to actually enjoy it...thanks. It isn't the prettiest patch job I've ever done to post on a forum (had to break it up in parts), but I hope it's readable. Whether ya love it or hate it, thanks for giving me the opportunity to post it. Have a good one guys.

:)

Jason, why are your PMs turned off?

Would ya believe I didn't know they were? :D Lemmie see if I can fix that for ya...

OK, that should do it...

Jason's short story:
Very chilly start I must say:cool:
When's the next part?

BTW Jason:
In post #4, the part where Victor is walking towards the restaurant, it says '...the smell of eath hit him like a festering- five ton hammer.'
Would that be ether or earth?

It's supposed to be "death"...I probably deleted the "d" when I was reformating it in the forum message window...It took about 45 minutes to go over it and restructure the paragraphs. Once I copied and pasted it here, all of the paragraphs were broken up pretty bad. That's why I went ahead and apologized in advance for errors. I love posting previews of my work on forums, but it's really tough to transfer them error free. This is the tenth or eleventh forum I've posted on, and I have yet to have one of the posts make a flawless transition from Word Perfect 12 to a forum log. Which is why I usually encourage people on forums to do exactly what you did: ask questions if something doesn't look right or make sense...that way I can try to clear things up. You'll be able to read the rest of this once the book's released (which should literally be anytime now). What you read is the preview of the book...it isn't ameteur fiction or anything like that, the whole of that story is soon to be out in hardback. With a 50,000+ word count; I'd loose my mind trying to post something that size lol.

Tons of writers like to give a preview that's a few pages...1 chapter at the most. I try to give a bit more...I want people to have time to either like or hate where the story's going before they spend any money. Considering the way the economy is currently, I really want my readers to have a chance to like what I write before they spend their cash on it. If you liked the preview, I don't think you'll be disappointed with the full work...Like most novels, the beginning is the slow part because ya gotta set things up.

I'm glad you enjoyed reading it, and I'm glad you asked your question...always ask if you have questions. :D Again, thanks for taking a minute to give it a read.

Ok folks, just poping in real quick to wish everyone a great Halloween. I'll be out until Saturday (first party starts up @ midnight tonight). So have fun, take care of yourselves, and try to get in at least one good party if you can get away with it!

Have a good one guys (and girls)!


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