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fortunato 10-13-2008 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Leprucky Cougar (Post 740177)
that's exactly how I feel when my jokes get shut down by festered and others...*sighs* I can't even "try" to make a funny. :(

yeah, just keep at it.
don't worry. with this crowd, it might take a while.

Festered 10-13-2008 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Leprucky Cougar (Post 740177)
that's exactly how I feel when my jokes get shut down by festered and others...*sighs* I can't even "try" to make a funny. :(



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Leprucky Cougar 10-13-2008 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by fortunato (Post 740319)
yeah, just keep at it.
don't worry. with this crowd, it might take a while.

I think you're probably right.

Leprucky Cougar 10-13-2008 02:38 PM

Thanks alot festered....really means alot to me during times like this...:rolleyes:

Phalanx 10-13-2008 05:10 PM

I quit my last job as a "technical advisory agent" with Sony Playstation.
It was just a customer service role, troubleshooting, warranty info, bookings, also ran the Australian forums for the product and hosted gaming events.
It was ok and fun at times, but pretty much a stagnant position...not going anywhere at all.
I've decided next year to complete my chef studies and get into a catering position - I'd like to do catering as a business of my own one day so it'll be good to research the workings from inside.

As for jobs now...if something comes along between now and january, I'll go with it.

X¤MurderDoll¤X 10-14-2008 01:07 AM

bartender

I'm at the sidebar, so I generally don't make as much money (some nights I make more) then I would at the main bar but I don't really care. The main bar there is constantly drunken assholes around anyway. I can have more fun then I would at the main bar. Also I only have to be there on high volume nights, that's the main thing. I like my 3 night work weeks. :)

I also have a secret weapon, I give hell's angels free drinks for diverting people from the main bar over to my bar. They will go into the main bar line and tell people to go over the the sidebar basically, nobody argues with them. Each free drink ends up being paid back two fold. In all honesty, I think per week I make just as much money.

Nella 10-14-2008 01:47 AM

When I waited tables for ten years on and off, lots of other waiters and waitresses gave away free food. They made a killing in tips. No pun intended. :p I never did that. Needless to say, I didn't make as much money as they did. I'm pretty soft-spoken and shy so it was hard for me to stand there and BS with the customers, saying things I didn't mean just to get a tip. It made me sick to hear others do that. But they made the money. I have a hard time being dishonest. My guilt tears me apart inside. Oh, and another thing...Some of the moneymakers were tipping the cooks to put their food out first regardless of when they placed their order. That made me look bad, too. Oh well. Those cooks made good money plus those tips. I already had to tip a bartender and a busboy. Sheesh! I had to pay a sitter for my son. I couldn't afford to be tipping everyone.

Vodstok 10-14-2008 05:37 AM

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Originally Posted by The_Return (Post 739580)
Currently I work at a gas station/convenience store - I make your coffee and pump your gas. Been there a little over 2 years now and I'm getting really tired of it...

Hence why I'm starting at a call centre on Tuesday:) . If it works out I'll be doing tech support for Rogers Wireless - and making a whole lot more money then I am now.

Ooooo... Tech support is where i got my start. Good luck not killing yourself or being hopelessly addicted to something in a couple of years. I never knew anyone who actually killed themselves, but I knew a few who were borderline, and saw more addictions there than anywhere else in my life, everything from caffeine to alchohol to worse.

On the bright side, it is a great gateway job. Gets your foot in the door, and if it is for computers, it is about the best place in the world to start.

urgeok2 10-14-2008 05:50 AM

has Newb said 'Breast Examiner' yet ?

X¤MurderDoll¤X 10-14-2008 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by urgeok2 (Post 740705)
has Newb said 'Breast Examiner' yet ?

no, it's still ripe for the taking. :p

urgeok2 10-14-2008 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X (Post 741245)
no, it's still ripe for the taking. :p


not by me - i'm the official spanker (and occasional biter)

Elvis_Christ 10-14-2008 06:07 PM

Can I get free drinks at your bar MD?

Doc Faustus 10-14-2008 06:34 PM

After five years of unemployment, I've picked up some work story consulting. I'm really excited. I only made a couple hundred this week, as it's a probationary kinda thing, but I was glad to finally be able to buy my girlfriend lunch every day.

urgeok2 10-14-2008 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Doc Faustus (Post 741285)
After five years of unemployment, I've picked up some work story consulting. I'm really excited. I only made a couple hundred this week, as it's a probationary kinda thing, but I was glad to finally be able to buy my girlfriend lunch every day.

that whole time you could have said you were a drummer :D

Nella 10-14-2008 06:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Doc Faustus (Post 741285)
After five years of unemployment, I've picked up some work story consulting. I'm really excited. I only made a couple hundred this week, as it's a probationary kinda thing, but I was glad to finally be able to buy my girlfriend lunch every day.

That's nice of you. Have you published anything?

Doc Faustus 10-14-2008 06:38 PM

Writer says enough. It's usually a synonym for unemployed or alcoholic waiter/ex lit major with no better way to pick up chicks.

Doc Faustus 10-14-2008 06:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Nella (Post 741287)
That's nice of you. Have you published anything?

Two stories, one for a whopping 5 British pounds, one book and soon a poem. I had to sign a nondisclosure agreement about the consulting' s exact nature, otherwise I'd be blabbing more to everybody. It is for a popular square medium you might have heard of. If this week goes well, I get much more money doing work for this boxy medium.

urgeok2 10-14-2008 06:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Doc Faustus (Post 741292)
It is for a popular square medium you might have heard of. .

you're designing stop signs ???!!!

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neverending 10-14-2008 06:48 PM

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Originally Posted by urgeok2 (Post 741295)

Stop signs in the US are octagonal. He said square.

Or did I miss the joke:?

urgeok2 10-14-2008 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by neverending (Post 741299)
Stop signs in the US are octagonal. He said square.

Or did I miss the joke:?

damn, that made me laugh :D

yes ...

i didn't say it was a funny joke :)

neverending 10-14-2008 06:52 PM

I guess that's my picture then :o

urgeok2 10-14-2008 07:01 PM

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Originally Posted by neverending (Post 741302)
I guess that's my picture then :o

thats ok .. it's really sort of an injoke ..

my best buddy (the guy who moved to australia) and i sort of had this idiotic routine where we'd just say the stupidest things while making moronic faces - just trying to make each other laugh ..

what i posted would have been a prime example ..


one i can remember was : "he's busier than a 3 legged polecat at a rocking chair convention"

stuff like that -

i actually filmed him in character - saying stuff like that while working under the hood of a truck ... with hedgetrimmers and band sanders as the tools.

man, i'm just digging myself a hole here.

X¤MurderDoll¤X 10-14-2008 08:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Elvis_Christ (Post 741256)
Can I get free drinks at your bar MD?

Yeah, as long as you tell people waiting at the main bar to come ot the sidebar. ;)

Elvis_Christ 10-15-2008 10:30 PM

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Originally Posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X (Post 741364)
Yeah, as long as you tell people waiting at the main bar to come ot the sidebar. ;)

I can do that :)


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