Yeah, Platypus have poisonous barbs on their legs. They are also the only mammals to lay eggs, so you know they're just weird. :p

Also, the live in Austrialia, home to the most poisonous creatures on the planet, in both quantity and quality.

----> :rolleyes: ;) :cool: :D :mad:


5 grindhouse flicks?

Driller Killer
Savage Weekend
Foxy Brown
The Gore Gore Girls
Maniac

Top five worst comicbook supervillains

The Spork
YogurtMan
Jack Itch
The Abominable Mailman
Creeping Ivy

You didn't say they had to be real ones.

5 Top Things You don't like about Older Relatives

• Being grumpy
• Demanding
• Difficult
• Boring
• Couch potato

Top 5 vinyls to listen to on a rainy day?

I'll go for thing i actually listened to on vinyl when i was a kid:

Anything by Santana
Anything by Chicago
Anything by the Rolling Stones
Anything by the Beatles
Anything by the Allman Brothers


Keep in mind, the last time I actually heard a vinyl record was about 1981

top 5 Meats

-Filet Mignon
-Sirloin
-Flank Steak
-Hamburger
-Turkey

Top five silent films?

West of Zanzibar
Phantom of the Opera
Haxan
Metropolis
The Kid

top five cocktails?

1. Martini
2. Manhattan
3. Mimosa
4. Jack and Coke
5. gin and tonic


Top 5 restaurants?

Dry Vodka Martini
Margarita
Mudslide
Long Island Ice tea
Single Malt scotch on the rocks.

ahh, hammerfan beat me....


Unos
Ihop
McDonalds
Chili's
Taco Bell


top 5 cheeses

Cheddar (god of all cheeses)
Mozzeralla
Cream Cheese
Provolone
Colby Jack

Top five Bond movies?

Live and Let Die
Goldfinger
From Russia with Love
Thunderball (Because I always liked the red-head)
Moonraker


Yes, moonraker. Over the top cheese, plus Jaws gets some.


top 5 Star wars movies :p

• Empire Strikes Back
• Return of the Jedi
• Star Wars
• Revenge of the Sith
• Attack of the Clones

(as you can guess, I HATE Phantom Menace)


Top 5 on-screen animal characters?

Does this mean Real animals?
hmmm....

Hidalgo
Sam (Dog Soldiers)
The golden retriever from Poltergeist
Max from the Mask
Eddie from frasier


Yes, I like dogs.

top 5 non Marvel or DC comic book movies

That's a hard one

Tank Girl
Sin City
300
Hellboy
The Mask

Top 5 Silent Horror Movies

Nosferatu:D
The Cabinet of Dr.Caligari
Phanton of the Opera
Dr.Jekyll and Mr.Hyde
The Hunchback of Notre Dame




Top5 Criminals of the 20th century

Adolf Hitler
The U.S. Government
Jeffery Dahmer
Al Capone
Andrei Chikatilo


Top 5 HBO series?

1. six feet under
2. flight of the conchords
3. curb your enthusiasm
4. big love
5. rome

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top 5 video games of the 1990s

Resident Evil
Tony Hawk
Madden
Toe Jam and Earl
Donkey Kong Country


Top 5 songs from the 80's?

Final Fantasy 7
Sonic the Hedgehog
House of the Dead
Mortal Kombat
Super Mario



Top5 kangaroo movies

Kajagoogoo-Too Shy
Duran Duran-Rio
Wham-Careless Whisper
Howard Jones-No One is to Blame
Men Without Hats-The Safety Dance


Top5 Kangaroo movies

Warriors of Virtue (Doug Jones!)
Tank Girl (Lori Petty screws one:eek: )
Skippy the Bush Kangaroo
The Long Weekend (hitting a 'roo with the car triggers the man v nature plot)
Goodbye to Joey


top 5 worst nicknames of people you actually know

i cant think of anyone i know with a nickname.


who the hell has a nickname past 10 years old ?

Nitrous
Nay Nay
Nif
Wally
Larry

Top five pagan deities?

Hades
Lilith
Isis
Odin
Discord

Top 5 Travel Destinations

Bavaria
Sea World
Japan
San Diego Zoo
Yellowstone

top 5 shellfish

top 5 travel destinations and 3 out of 5 are in the USA ?

bloody americans !

They said top 5 restaraunts, not top 5 places to blow chunks!



Alaskan Snow Crab
Crawfish
Shrimp
Lobster
Clams


Top 5 fake Porno movie titles?

Alaskan Snow Crab
Crawfish
Shrimp
Lobster
Clams


top five illegal substances

See post above yours.:rolleyes:

I'm not much into the illegal substances (I prefer imbibing the alcky-holl).

• Object of My Erection
• Hairy Twatter
• Gangbangs of New York
• Pearl Harbor Necklace
• Laying Private Ryan

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Top 5 reasons to call in sick (besides being actually sick)...

1. You can't remember the last time you got to watch The Price is Right.
2. It's cold outside and your bed is warm.
3. You ran out of coffee and thus work is just not an option.
4. You're hungover....close to being sick, but nevertheless not usually a valid excuse.
5. In order to pull off morning sex and go to work, you would have to wake up an hour earlier.


Top 5 places to go at 3 a.m.

Jail
Emergency Room at hospital
Morgue
Bed
Bed(with someone else)

Top 5 best looking colors on a bird?

• Canary Yellow
• Robin Red
• Bluejay Blue
• Chickadee Brown
• Dodo Dead

Dude. You can do better than that. :p

P.S. Your sig totally freaks me out. Where the HELL are those images from???

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Top 5 break up songs?

If You See Her Say Hello- Bob Dylan
Jet Boy Jet Girl- the Damned
Babe I'm Gonna Leave You- Led Zeppelin
Every Breath You Take- the Police
Tangled Up in Blue-Bob Dylan

Top five endangered animals?

I've been on an Amtrak for 36 hours. I'm not up to snuff yet! That's Mrs. Joyboy, btw, from the sickest movie you'll ever see about the funeral business, The Loved One. Liberace as an undertaker is worth the watch. Wait for it on DVD.

Silverback Ape
Whales
Rhinos
Pandas
Tigers

Top 5 infections?

Ebola
Cholera
Anthrax
Malaria
Bubonic Plague

Top 5 fictional characters?

John Preston
Drizzt Do'urden
Eric Cartman
Luke Skywalker
Aragorn



Top 5 Halloween Candies

You go all out when it comes to infections. I was thinking along the lines of staff, yeast, etc. :eek:

Arsenic laced Candy Corn
Caramel Apple with double edged razor blade
Snickers Bar with hypodermic needle
Almond Joy with crystal meth
LSD infused fruit cake(also good at Xmas time)

Top 5 ways to inflict psychological pain on your life partner?

1. Repeatedly call them by the wrong name in bed.
2. Make a doll that looks like them and perform physical tortures on the doll.
3. Send yourself flowers/gifts but sign the card from another man/woman.
4. Stop speaking to them and refuse to explain why, driving them crazy as they try to think what they did.
5. While having sex comment on how turned on you are that they resemble your mother/father.


Top 5 ways to get revenge.