Me and a couple male friends had a bet on when these two female friends I have were going to turn lesbian. I placed my bet on July. I got a text the other night from one of them that said "I kissed a girl and I liked it." I was excited like "Yeah! I win!" so I responded "Seriously?" she said "No, it's a song."

Fuck.

Hmmm... interesting. I'll be back in a few moments. Do not disturb.

LOL - Massacreman - Ok, both of those posts seriously made me giggle out loud a little.

When I had my first girlfriend (sophomore year in high school) Reel Big Fish was just starting to get hot... All my friends would break into a chorus of, "SHE HAS A GIRL FRIEND NOW" whenever I entered the room after coming out.

The song, for those of you who don't know:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=YBNy3l3Me5o

See chrono and Massacre man think I look hot in my banana hammock. I know all of you want to see it, so heres a picture of my banana hammock
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http://blog.305beaverstreet.com/imag...anahammock.JPG

Psychom... did you actually google "banana hammock"?

He didn't have to - The image search was bookmarked.

But that means he would have done it at some point. :D

Actually I have alot of searches bookmarked, and yes banana hammock is one of them, so chrono and you are right, I did search for it, and I have it bookmarked.

this thread wins on so many levels. i love you guys.










































and want in on the action :D

I knew you wanted me. :cool:

I meant Chrono :p :D

Chrono's full up. But I've got action to spare.

This is why I keep coming back to this place.......only on HDC can a thread about someones "post count" be turned into a lesbian thread.

I hope this thread is "crabapple approved".

http://cache.consumerist.com/assets/...06/09/liar.jpg

liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar

Come on, I mean it. I've got lots of action going to waste here.

I need something to... ya know... grease the runway a little... catch my drift? A little uh... baby oil for the slip 'n slide... get what I'm sayin'? Y'know, some lubricant to masturbate with... understand?

http://image.lotte.com/lotte/images/...02/7266434.jpg

http://www.condomdepot.com/content/p...cerin_lube.jpg

http://www.condomdepot.com/content/p.../ky-jelly4.jpg

http://www.angryredhead.com/wordpres...7/02/lubes.jpg

http://images.jupiterimages.com/comm...3/23048359.jpg

Take your pick.....

Though I expect this is more along the lines of your needs....

http://www.exquisiteadultstore.com/s...0lube%20DJ.jpg

:)

hey hey HEY... Speak for yourself. :p

And thank you very much for the lubricant, Schmoopy.

Gahahaha.


MissMacabre. I built us a play fortress out of cardboard ,sheets, pillows and wood. Only... I ran out of sheets. You coming? ;)

So damn greedy, spread the fuckin' wealth, man.

No, not the wealth....

The butter....

oh dear god. i just about spit out gatorade on my laptop. hhahahahaha

Witholding a comment about spitting and swallowing...

cause we haven't crossed the line yet in this thread ....:D

You crazy kids and your filthy filthy minds.

Actually I think thats one of the few we haven't.

ANyways I said I wasn't going to do it... but I'm off to the movies to watch Wanted. I just have to see how bad they murdered it. I'll be back later.

I sometimes have sexual fantasies about Roseanne involving hollowed-out twinkies.

Done.

and to think I was wondering why you don't have a girlfriend.

Ouch... :(

It's ok. I'll be your girlfriend. Since this is the new thread of gender confusion and lack of discretion. :confused:

You act like thats going to be a big change though...:)

For me or the thread?

Yes you... I was saying that you are gender confused..... ya know what nevermind.... Over your head and down your back

Oh noes. Not condescending remarks. Please. My little heart can't take it.

hmmmm do I sense a bit of sarcasm in that?

I thrive on it.

Oh yes, teenage angst and whatnot. Hmmm so has your voice been cracking? And have you been getting hair in weird places yet? I doubt it, but I just figured I'd ask.