Not guilty


Have you ever stole a car from a one-legged woman?

Yeah... she shot me with her other leg though.


Have you ever.... DIED?

Guilty (I got very sick my senior year in highschool and after a week of not going to school, I finally went to the doctors, had a 102 temperature and was rushed to the hospital, where they then sent me to a better hospital, and during the ride in the ambulance my heart stopped. as you can see they got it working again)

Have you ever cried because of the movie Titanic?

Not guilty.

Have you ever thought a teacher wanted to have sex with you because of your passing the class?

Not guilty (I knew they wanted to have sex with me because i'm freaking hot.)

Have you ever got so pissed off by a friend you punched him in the face?

Not guilty.

Have you ever pissed off a friend so much they punched you in the face?

prooobably guilty haha

have you even waited for your pizza to get cold before eating it?

Not guilty

have you ever eaten out of the garbage?

Not guilty.






Have you every fantasized about your significant other's sibling?

Not Guilty

Have you ever masterbated at a friend's house while sleeping over?

Not Guilty

Have you ever running through over an old lady while she was sleeping?

What???? I'll take that as ran over and old lady while she was sleeping....

Not guilty

Have you ever framed Roger Rabbit?

Guilty


have you ever driven with out a having a license..?

Guilty

Ever cheat while playing a sport?

not guilty


Ever wiped your snot on someone else?

Not Guilty



Ever messed around with a friends girlfriend?

Not Guilty


Ever shoplifted somthing?

guilty (only a flip pop.)

ever played knock down ginger? (Knock on the door then ran.)

(its Ding Dong Ditch, god thats such a childish game)

Guilty :D

Ever shit your pants at work or school?

Not guilty


Ever have a Uwe Boll marathon?

not guilty


ever eaten crocadile?

not guilty(Aligator I have eaten though)

Have you gotten your Red Wings? ( I hope I don't have to explain this)

Explain away....

having sex with a chick that has her monthly visit from aunt flow.

So... guilty or not guilty?

Guilty



Ever thrown a party and no one showed up?

not guilty

ever said "my dog ate it." to a teacher?

not guilty

Have you ever told somebody that you'd go to their party, knowing that it was a lie?

Guilty

Ever get a girl pregnant on accident?

not guilty.

Ever watched nickelodeon.... and liked it?

Guilty

Have you ever wanted to watch gay porn?

not guilty


ever shat yourself since you became an adult?

not guilty

have you ever picked up something from under a couch cushion and eaten it?

Guilty

Have you ever had sexual feelings for a plant of some sort?

not guilty

Have you ever done hard drugs?

Not guilty.


Ever throw a rock at someone?

not guilty(though i've had them thrown at me)

Have you ever blown off your best friend for a peice of ass(no offense ladies)?

Guilty


Have you ever went streaking?

not guilty.

ever been sick on someone?

not guilty

ever pee in public?

Guilty, hey when you gotta go you gotta go.


Ever blamed something you did on someone else?