Brian
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That was my gradad's name. It's also my cousin's name. Spookeh!

Why do I have the creeping suspicion that you're fucking with me?[/sarcasm]

Hey, shut the fuck up.

Since I've fucked Gore over so many times in the past with these, I'll toss him a bone here.

A close-up of a different alarm clock in a different house, it also reads 5:45 and begins to beep, Mahoney sits up and shuts it off before getting up and walking into the bathroom, he gets ready in a similar fashion to the previous character's preperations for the day, minus the running and instead of a suit he is wearing a "Shaun of the Dead" T-Shirt, he walks toward the door with his backpack strapped on, he stops and looks at the table, there is a note on top of a 10 dollar bill that reads "For lunch, Love Mom" Mahoney picks up the money and sticks it in his pocket and proceeds out the door and into his car, it is 6:15. Cut to another alarm clock in another house, James reaches for the alarm clock but pushes it off the table, James lays his head back and sighs.

James: Damn it...

James gets up, he is already wearing his clothes for the day, a Rage Against The Machine T-Shirt and a torn pair of jeans, he turns off the alarm clock and grabs a pair of Timberland boots, grabs his bookbag and walks out the door without brushing his teeth or hair or even looking at himself in the mirror. He sits on his front step and waits a few moments before Mahoney's car pulls up, he gets in the passenger seat and tosses his bookbag into the backseat with Mahoney's. Mahoney begins to drive to school.

Mahoney: Hey.

James: Where did you go after school yesterday?

Mahoney: I gave Jennifer a ride home from play practice.

James: You were supposed to give me a ride home from Tech yesterday.

Mahoney: Oh... I'm sorry dude, I totally forgot.

James: I asked you like 5 minutes before you walked away to talk to Jennifer!

Mahoney: She needed a ride home.

James: I needed a ride home.

Mahoney: She had a curfew and her car broke down.

James: She lives like a block away from the school. You know how long it took me to walk here from the school?

Mahoney: No.

James: Guess.

Mahoney: I don't know.

James: Just guess.

Mahoney: I don't know, an hour?

James: No, try 4 and a half hours.

Mahoney: Well, I'm sorry.

James: You should be.

Mahoney: I am.

James: I'm glad.

Mahoney: Well, what do you want me to do?

James: Tell me something.

Mahoney: What?

James: Alright, straight up, no bullshit.

Mahoney: What?

James: Do you like Jennifer?

Mahoney:...

James: I knew it.

Mahoney: I didn't say anything.

James: You don't have to, it was painfully obvious, your silence was just confirmation.

Mahoney: What do you mean?

James: Well, since you started talking to her you've been completely ignoring everyone during Tech and hanging out with her whenver she wasn't practicing a scene. You're always on the computer swapping MySpace comments with her, when a month ago you said "If I become a MySpace addict, shoot me." You're just lucky I don't own a gun. Not to mention you smell like a 60-year-old pornstar now.

Mahoney: What? So I started wearing cologne, I want to smell nice.

James: You didn't give a shit about how you smelled until you met her. You said no bullshit, now be honest. Do you like Jennifer?

Mahoney: Fine... yeah.

James: Shit... Really!?

Mahoney: Yeah, why do you sound so surprised, I thought it was obvious?

James: I was just fucking with you.

Mahoney: But you mentioned me hanging out with her and us commenting eachother's MySpaces and that I started wearing cologne.

James: I was just making that up... but now that you mention it, you actually do smell like 60-year-old porn star.

Mahoney (awkwardly): ...You would know what one smells like.

James (Sarcastically): Oh, great comeback... dumbass.

:) Carry on MM...

Nice start. And I like the way that if you use the real names of the people, they can't really get confused with the other characters in the series, thus making the poeple you are using feel good and keeping the series making sence (as much as it can!) But anyway, where's the now legless MM? HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM?

I'm beginning to doubt that I'll even put myself in this.

Anyway, sorry I haven't posted a new part today, don't feel too good, so I'll do my best to post 2 parts tomorrow. Sorry again.

cool. If you don't mind, can I do part 10? I don't know what to do it about but since this one seems like a different storyline to the others (different people) and Disease's is gonna be a jump the shark and may not have any old characters, I could carry on from part 7ero.

I.. uhhhh. I like that so far I'm exactly the same person in this movie as I am irl. Nice. Man, I hate my name.

Wow, and you haven't even had a line yet.

Ferretchuker, feel free.

Why? I always liked that name. But yeh, I agree, this is good. Looking forward to tommorow's part. Thanks for the approval

yeah but I'm the girl in the plays. it's basically what I'm known for. Look at my highschool repretoir.
grade 9: drama class. Improv team.
grade 10: lead in the holiday play, made props and backdrops. improv team, drama class, dance team.
grade 11:drama class, senior play, dance class, dance team
grade 12: drama class, senior play, bit part in FAME!, designed and painted the set, started volunteering at a local theatre painting sets, improv team, dance class
grade 12 B: wrote, directed and had a part in another holiday play, improv team, volunteering, teaching grade school kids acting.

that's all the acting and drama related stuff I think.

Yeh, I played the kind inn keeper in year one, I played the shoemaker in the elves and the shoemaker in year 2, the ugly step sister in cinderella and the main part of charlie in another play called school days in year 6 and in year 8 I played one of fat sams cronies in bugsy malone, let along acting in every signle talent show my school has had! So there ***sticks out toungue***








:D

I dont understand your british year system but okay

since you wish to use real names.....mine's Megan. 5 letters instead of 14 so it's also less work for you.

ah, if you're using real names: mine's jordan.

That was awesome MM. Thanks for throwing me a bone. :)

Thanks for allowing me to use your actual names everybody, I appreciate it.

Oh, Ferretchuker, one thing: Please PLEASE don't call it HDC X, that would be horridly lame.

At school, Mahoney and James arrive in the parking lot, they start walking down the sidewalk and proceed into the school, they are about to enter the cafeteria which is where everyone gathers in the morning on cold days when James stops.

James: Question.

Mahoney: What's that?

James: Did Mr. Keller give us homework?

Mahoney: Yeah.

James: What was it?

Mahoney: We had to bring in a completed story.

James: Typed?

Mahoney: Yeah.

James: Shit... I'm gonna go to the library then.

Mahoney: What am I supposed to do?

James: I don't care.

James rushes away. Mahoney turns and looks into the cafeteria, he walks inside and sits at a table by himself. A girl sits across from him, he looks up.

Mahoney: Jennifer, what's up?

Jennifer: Thanks for the ride yesterday.

Mahoney: Yeah... no problem... any time.

Jennifer: Thanks.

A shorter student walks over and sits next to Jennifer, he looks at her and smiles.

Gabriel: Hey, Jennifer.

Jennifer: Um, hi... um...

Jennifer doesn't know his name, Jennifer looks at Mahoney who mouths the word "Gabriel", Jennifer looks back at him.

Jennifer: Hi, Gabriel.

Gabriel: How's it goin'?

Jennifer: Good I guess.

Gabriel: That's good, you live on Pine road, right?

Jennifer: Yeah.

Gabriel: I live like right down the street from you.

Jennifer: Really?

Gabriel: Yeah, I just got Guitar Hero 3 if you want to hang out some time.

Jennifer seems frustrated, but is too nice to say anything to Gabriel.

Jennifer: Sounds great, but I have play practice today.

Gabriel: Oh, that sucks.

Jennifer: Yeah... that reminds me, Mahoney, do you guys have Tech today?

Mahoney: Yeah.

Jennifer: Do you think you can give me a ride home from play practice.

Mahoney: Yeah, definitely.

Jennifer: Thanks.

Gabriel: Oh, cool, there's Tech today? I'm coming.

Jennifer starts to feel uncomfortable.

Jennifer: Well Mahoney, I have to go talk to Mr. Keller about something, thanks again for the ride.

Mahoney: No problem.

Jennifer walks away and ignores Gabriel, Gabriel slides over and looks Mahoney in the eyes.

Gabriel: Dude, she is so sexy.

Mahoney (slightly annoyed): Shut up.

Gabriel: You think I have a shot?

Mahoney (slightly annoyed): Gabriel, just... just shut the fuck up.

I don't know whether to cry, laugh or hit you...

If you cry, I'll laugh. If you laugh, I'll laugh with you. If you hit me, I'll hit you back.

next part! And I better survive til the end of this one, considering I died in the last 6 movies I was in!

This is fucking so me!

lol

Hellooo...
i know im a newbie and all, but if you need another character im down for whatever. People call me Lara so use my name if you like.

Thankyou :p

and who say's we're not one big happy family on here? MM's got the characters pretty spot on so far.

Poor Ferretchucker...

Welll he is pretty annoying :D:D:D

I know, but still, ya don't say it.

pft. I'll say what I want :o but in all seriousness I love the kid. He reminds me of my brother but more british.

Weird, he reminds me of my brother, except he lives on the other side of the world, and he exists.

I'm crying...BUT WITH HAPPINESS!



But in all seriousness, go suck a lemon.

I like lemons, so thank you.

Something quick.

Outside of the morgue, the sun is out to show that it is morning, the zombies of the teen and the two cops stumble out of the door, one of the cops has had his leg chewed to the bone, the other has had it's left cheek ripped off and his stomach torn open a small bit. They walk sluggishly through the woods, bumping into each other from time to time. Eventually the bone in the gnawed-up leg of the cop snaps and his zombie falls face-first on the ground, it starts to drag itself along the ground, it grabs the leg of the other cop to pull itself forward but ends up tripping it. That zombie manages to get up, leaving a pile of intestines on the ground, the end is still inside of the zombie so it drags the organ behind it, the zombies emerge from the woods and onto the street, the zombie of the teenager has gone ahead of the other two while they were on the ground. As soon as the leading zombie makes it to the road he is flattened by a truck, the driver gets out and rushes to the body which now looks like a tomato dropped from a 5th-story window. The intestine-dragging zombie stumbles into the road toward the trucker.

Killer writing, Mass..... I dig the depth of my characters smart-ass-ness. :D

Yeh, all the characters are so great and so cool!



In all seriousness, if you like lemons, I'm taking the lemon off you.

Is lemon slang for penis in your parts?

What you been huffin' boy?

Anyway, NEXT PART!

I wish I was a cloud... then I'd be able to know what it's like to have an airplane inside of me without dying...

Inside of the school library, James sits at the computer typing slowly and oddly, using his pointer fingers on the keys, another student sits next to him.

Student: Hey, James.

James: What's up, Brian?

Brian: You know Jennifer, right?

James: No I don't.

Brian: I didn't say which Jennifer I was talking about.

James: Don't know any Jennifer.

Brian: I saw Mahoney talking to her, he's your best friend.

James: Just because we're best friends doesn't mean I know everyone he knows, we aren't butt buddies.

Brian: Well, do you know if she has a screen name?

James: Don't have a computer.

Brian: Well, do you know her number?

James: Don't have a phone.

Brian: I used your phone yesterday.

James: ...

James looks at the computer screen for a moment, then back at Brian.

James: No you didn't.

Brian: I remember saying "James can I use your phone."

James: Must have been some other James.

Brian: But...

James: Oh Jesus Christ, can't you take a fucking hint?

Brian: What?

James: Mahoney's trying to get with Jennifer and I'm sure as shit not gonna help somebody get with the girl my best friend likes.

Brian: M... Mahoney likes her?

James: Yeah, now I'd appreciate it if you would fuck off so I could...

The bell rings to signal the beginning of class.

James: God damn it, Brian.

James gets up and walks away, after a few seconds he returns to the computer, ignoring Brian. He clicks print and grabs what he's finished of his story then runs off to class. He meets up with Mahoney as he comes to the top of the stairs, they both walk into the classroom that Jennifer was just leaving, they sit down in their seats, their teacher, the black-haired man from the beginning enters holding a mug of coffee.

You're really good with characters and make me laugh. *thumbs up* Keep up the good work :D

great going MM...