Thanks. I'm hoping that this one will get to about 4 pages long. And don't worry, you will make an appearance hammer. You will!

*claps hands like a little kid* Yay!!! :D

Hehehe. Thanks for the support. I have a lot of maths homework to get through but if I finish it with some time left, I'll write another (Short) part.

Yes, please, make sure you finish your homework! God, now you have me sounding like a Mom again!

better get used to it!

You might want to read this before you read this part. Scroll down to post 106

http://www.horror.com/forum/showthre...t=30740&page=3

The helicopter is shown on the ground, both doors open. There is blood everywhere. The camera pans out to show it to be in some woods. Suddenly, Zero emerges from the helicopter. He sniffs the air and looks around for a moment, then runs off. Fade to a small hut in the woods. Bwind is sitting in it, smoking whilstwatching television. There are some squirrels running around the floor and walls. One of themruns onto Bwinds leg.

Bwind: Big mistake.

In a flash, he moves forward, grabs it and breaks it's neck. He throws it to his side where a pile of dead squirrels can be seen. A loud bang can be heard and he looks out his window. A van can seen driving by. Cut to the van. Rod and Massacre Man are inside it.

Massacre Man: Alright, now will you tell me where the fuck we're going and why the fuck I'm driving there.

Cut back to the inside of the hut. Bwind takes the ciggarette out of his mouth and throws it to the floor.

Bwind: Get out of my fucking woods.

He stands up, picks up a dead squirrel and puts it in his pocket. He then gets a rifle off the wall and walks outside. He sees a girl, Kasey, walk through the woods. He hides behind a tree.

Bwind: Women are only good for makin' babies, and I don't feel like having a crying crap factory to look after for the next few years.

Bwind aims his gun at her. The sound of the hut door closing can be heard. He turns around and starts running.

Bwind: What the fuck is this? Target central? I'm gonna pump some lead today!

He gets to the cabin and opens the door quickly, holding his gun ready to shoot. Nobody is in there. He takes a few steps forward and the camera pans around to see zero holding onto the roof. The monkey lets out a shriek and drops down. He grabs onto Bwind's shoulders and tries biting his neck. Bwind punches the monkey.

Bwind: Looks like all that blood has given you a nice red colour. Too bad nobody else will get to see it.

He holds his rifle out so it's touching Zero's neck. Zero spits in Bwind's face. Bwind closes his eyes for a second and fires the gun. After wiping away the spit, he opens his eyes. There is a huge hole in his door and nobody is there. He looks around the cabin, then runs back outside. He spots some red out of the corner of his eye. He spins round and pulls the trigger. Nothing fires. He looks down at his gun, but by then Zero has jumped at him. There is a large fistfight with kicking, screaming and blood. Eventually, zero falls to the ground.

Bwind: You're out of your league Zero. I thought I taught you before. I'm better. Without me, you wouldn't be where you are today. I created you.
That's why I don't want to kill you. But who cares?

Zero stands up. Bwind puns towards him, fist raised. Zero jumps out of the way just as Bwind swings. Zero then pushes Bwind forward, onto the large spiked branch that Zero was standing in front of. Bwind looks down.

Bwind: Your mum.

Zero grabs onto Bwind's neck and twists, then carries on twisting until it's done a full circle. Suddenly, Rod and Massacre Man are visible, running through the woods. Zero jumps up into the trees and begin following them.

I gotta hand it to you, FC, this is really good!

Thanks. My other film in this branch wasn't too good.


Take a look if you want.

http://www.horror.com/forum/showthread.php?t=30968

Let's start bringing back our favourite characters!

Massacre Man is sitting in his house. The sound of Barney singing can be heard on the television. It's daytime and he hears some loud laughing out in the street and a bottle smashing. He looks out the window.

Massacre Man: Fucking new neighbors! Jenna only died two days ago and now they're already in!

A woman is just going into the door before Massacre Man can get a good look at her and she's followed in by the new neighbor, Crabapple. They're both clearly drunk.

Massacre Man: I'm fucking shattered.

He lays down on his sofa and goes to sleep. He's in a cave. The sound of screaming can be heard. He looks down and there is blood leaking from his chest. He's looks up and sees a strange man with a gun. Suddenly, he's back in the room. Rod and Illdojo are standing on the other side of the room, looking out the window. It's night.

Rod: Wow. Is that three hours they've been at it?

Illdojo: Three and a half. Give them they're props.

Rod: Props? Why do they need props? Are they making a movie?

Illdojo: Shut the fuck up.

Illdojo turns around and sees Massacre Man staring at him.

Illdojo: Good! You're awake! Your neighbors are fucking love machines. HE must be doing something hard coz she's screaming pretty loud.

Massacre Man: That's fucking it! I've had enough of this shit. Yesterday I found a thong and about thirty broken bottles in my yard. They're fucking dead.

He picks up his coat and goes over to their house. He knocks on the door. Crab answers it. The groans of a woman can be heard upstairs.

Crab: Hey man! That girl is doing some weird poo nuts! She's shitting out of the wrong hole and it looks like a baby!

Massacre Man: Not this shit again! One thing. It doesn't look like an egg does it?

Crab: Ew. You're random.

Massacre Man runs up the stairs of the house. He goes into a room and sees a woman on the floor screaming.

Massacre Man: What the hell? I remember you! You're the girl!

Hammerfan: Help me!

Crab: Random guy, this is Hammerfan. She's got a funny way of pooping!

Massacre Man: Call a fucking ambulance!

Crab: The stupid cars with backwards letters! Why?

Massacre Man: Just do it!

Hammerfan screams out.

Massacre Man: I didn't know you were pregnant!

Hammerfan: I wasn't! It just happened a minute ago! What's happening to me?

Massacre Man: I don't know...I thought you were dead! Disease took your body away...

At the name Disease, Hammerfan winces.

Massacre Man: Where is Disease? He might know what's happening.

HammerFan lets out a huge shriek and suddenly the top of a babie's head is visible. It's really hairy. She screams again and the rest of it's body comes out.

Massacre Man: Oh shit...

The baby on the floor is covered in fur. It has yellow eyes and large sharp teeth. It's feet are mishapen and one of it's front hand's appears to be a paw. It has a half formed tail and pointy ears.

Massacre Man: You might not want to loo-

He looks at Hammerfan. She's got yellow eyes now and sharp teeth. She growls.

Massacre Man: Oh fuck...

Some comments would be nice.

:)

Sorry, FC, I was gone all weekend. I'm on Mission Impossible to find a Wii.

That was awesome! Love it! Grrrr!

Thanks.

On the stage of a small hall, Yellow Jacket is sitting in a chair, with a small puppet on his lap. Everybody's laughing. Ferretchucker is back stage with Missmacabre.

Ferretchucker: I still think my 5 minute cross breeding session should have got into the show.

Missmacabre: Face it! Stapling animals together is wrong!!!

Ferretchucker: But...

Missmacabre: No! Your ferret/ pig didn't like it!

Ferretchucker: But it was laughing.

Missmacabre: As it threw itself off your house!

There's a loud applause.

Missmacabre: That's your queue!

Ferret pulls a large rope and the curtains close. He and Missamacbre are side on to the stage. Whilst they're talking, something red drops down onto the stage. It can be seen battling with Yellow Jacket. Ferret hears something and turns around just as Zero jumps back up to the ceiling.

Yellow Jacket: HELP ME!!!

Ferret looks at the helpless Yellow Jacket, crawling along the floor with blood dripping from everywhere. The puppets's arm is up his rear end.

Ferretchucker: Oh my god...

Missmacabre: Call an ambulance!

Yellow jacket grabs Missmacabre's leg. She screams and faints. HE turns to Ferret.

Yellow Jacket: Call somebody!

Ferretchucker: Er...oh my god...what...

He battles with himself then picks up Yellow Jacket and runs. Cut to Ferret's house. Ferret runs in, then up into his room. He closes the door and puts Yellow Jacket on the floor.

Yellow Jacket: CALL AN AMBULANCE!

Ferretchucker: I can't! This is the perfect oppurtunity to show how my cross breeds can help! I just need some equipmet!

He runs out of the room. After he does, Yellow Jacket crawls over to a bookcase. He draws a book marked "The Equitical" and opens it up. Blood drips everywhere. It's a really old book and most pages are torn. He gets to a page marked "Life".

Yellow Jacket: Yes...

He slumps down, dead. Ferret walks back in the room.

Ferretchucker: Wake up. I found the stapler. Oooh. You found some reading. Oh...it's that book Uncle Geddy left me.

He starts reading from the page. It's some strange language. His back is to Yellow Jacket, and as Ferretchucker reads more, Yellow Jacket begins to get up. Ferret finishes it.

Ferretchucker: Crazy Uncle Geddy.

Behind him, Yellow Jacket smiles, picks up a paper weight and hits ferretchucker over the head with it, knocking him unconcious.

Yellow Jacket: You're right. Who needs a hospital...

"Uncle Geddy" :D

Very good, FC. Can't wait for the next installment!

thanks. Werewolf lady. Any other people keeping up with this, can you also leave comments?

When's the next installment?

now!

A howl is heard coming from Crab's house. Massacre Man runs out the front door, closing it behind him. Crab's voice can be heard.

Crabapple: Oh my Poonuts!

The sounds of screams, tearing and barking can all be heard by Massacre Man, who is out in the street. Rod and dojo appear next to him.

Massacre Man: How the hell did she have a baby?! A couple of days ago she was fine!

Rod: Don't you know anything?!

Illdojo: Here we go...

Rod: She's obviously a Were wolf. In a horror film I once saw. I think it was called the pregnant werewolf, the cross of DNA sent the body mad. Babies can be born within even hours of being conceived.

Massacre Man: Dammit! Why can't anything in my life be fucking normal?!

Illdojo: Duh. The prophecy!

Massacre Man: What prophecy?

Illdojo: I'm just screwin with ya, there's no prophecy. Now let's go before Snoopy bites off our dicks.

Massacre Man: At least I know there are dicks in the afterlife...NOW LET'S GO!!!

Massacre Man runs over to his garage. He opens the door, runs in for a minute, then a De Lorean identical to the one in back to the future pulls out. MAssacre Man drives away. Rod and Dojo are squeezed in.

Rod: So Marty, where're we going?

Massacre Man: Listen, it was cheap on eBay. I needed a car. Anyway! Why the hell did you kill your fiancé?

Rod: Fiancé? Who the hell are you on about.

Illdojo: Novarku...

Rod: Oh...I'm not sure...

The car comes to a stop infront of K-Mart. Massacre Man runs in. He goes over to an aisle and looks around.

Massacre Man: Perfect...

He takes a large crow bar, then goes to another aisle and gets a huge knife. He goes into another aisle, pick up a box of elastic bands and walk out. Somebody steps in front of him.

Massacre Man: Oh great...

Newb: You're fired. Maybe you should actually bother coming to work. Now that's two people I have to hire. One for you and one for that guy who died here... And are you going to pay for those?

Massacre Man: Listen, I haven't got any cash but I really need to-

Newb: No cash, no keep. They're the rules Massacre Woman.

Newb smiles to himself. Massacre Man clutches the knife.

Massacre Man: I'm so sorry.

A roar, a flash and suddenly, Hammerfan has dived into the shop, straight onto newb. Teeth flash and the beast roars. As Hammerfan lifts her head to make her final bite, She stops.

Massacre Man: I hate doing this.

He pulls his make shift weapon out of her. It's the knife attatched to one end of the crow bar by loads of elastic bands. The were wolf turns to him, it's eyes full of sadness. She slumps to the floor, and slowly, her body shrinks, her extra hair falls out and on the floor, only the naked body of Hammerfan, with blood on it's back remains.

Massacre Man: Get me a towelle. NOW!!!

Somebody passes him a towelle. He puts it over her body, picks her up and carries her outside to the De Lororean. He sits in the car for a moment, his head on the steering wheel. He starts driving away. From a bush a few yards from the car, two huge eyes can be seen.

Well, damn, I'm dead already?!

Still lovin' it, FC!

This is probably the weirdest and liveliest of all the movies so far!

who said you were dead?

Oh good, I'm not dead!

who said you weren't?

This is just a short piece.

The sun is shining brightly. Yellow Jacket is sitting in his bedoroom, practising his ventriloquist act. A caption at the bottom reads "Three Weeks Earlier." A door downstairs slams. A woman's voice can be heard.

Woman: NOOOO!!!!

Yellow Jacket: Shit.

He drops the dummy and runs downstairs. His mum is at the front door of the house. A man can be seen from behind. He throws a suitcase into the back of a car.

Yellow Jacket: Dad?

The man turns around. It's Bwind.

Bwind: I'm leaving. See you when you're dead.

He gets into the car and drives off. The screen goes blank and Some writing says "Three weeks later." Yellow Jacket is in his room again. He's getting suited up. His mum comes in, tears down her face.

Yellow Jacket: Mum?

Mother: It's your father. They found...his body.

Yellow Jacket: What?

Mother: Your dad. He's dead. A hunter found him in the woods.

Yellow Jacket: Don't speak anymore.

There are tears streaming down his cheeks.

Yellow Jacket: I don't want to hear anymore until I get back from the show. I have to win this. Dad said I would. I HAVE TO WIN!

He pushes past her and leaves the room. The sound of the front door closing can be heard.

Well, nobody seems to be reading this anymore but oh well!

Massacre Man's house can be seen, the camera turns to Crab's house. The noise of a baby crying, with a growlish background can be heard. The camera zooms into it. It's disfigured legs and hand/paws are movie around in the air. Crabapple showly pulls his blood covered body up to it.

Crab: Hey there little feller.

The baby keeps on crying. Crab takes off a ring from his finger. He puts it in the light.

Crab: Little hoochie poochie! Looky here. Shiny Mcginy!

The wolf baby looks at it then smiles. A piece of it's hair falls out and one of it's eyes goes back to a human eye.

Crab: That's how baby should look!

The baby laughs again. It's other eye goes back to normal and it's left paw/hand slowly goes normal.

Crab: You Likey ring.

A piece of blood from his hand drops. It lands on the babies cheek. The baby licks it and suddenly, one of it's eyes goes back to it's wolfish state.

Crab: NO HOOCHIE POOCHIE! YOU MAKE HUMAN LIKE!

He drops the ring. It lands on the babies forhead and immediately, the baby becomes more wolfish. It's hand/paw gets hair and becomes a complete paw. Smoke is rising from where the ring is, and when the baby manages to get it off, a huge, deep ring shaped mark is burnt into it's head.

Crab: Hmmmm. I no like you.

He puts his hand down to slap the baby but the baby grabs his hand and puts it in his mouth, then begins biting.

Crab: Hehe. That's funny.

He manages to pull himself up the side of the table then picks up the baby and starts cradling it.

Crab: Who's a good little Hoochie Poochie? Huh? Woosagoosy?

The baby starts laughing again. Somebody comes into the room. It's a policeman.

Disease: The neighbors heard shouting an- Oh my god...

He gets his gun out and holds it up.

Disease: What the hell is that thing?

Crab: It's my Hoochie Poochie. He's called...

He looks over at a dvd on the floor.

Crab: Paramount. Paramount Apple.

Disease: Put that thing down on the ground or I'll shoot you both! I'm taking it away.

Crab: Leave Paramount alone!

Disease takes a step closer.

Crab: OKay, you can take him. Just let me get his blanket.

Disease: ...fine.

Crab turns around to the table. A towelle is on there. He picks it up, concealing some scissors underneath it.

Crab: There we go...

In a flash, he throws the scissors. They hit disease's hand. He drops the gun. Crab puts Paramount down and runs over to Disease. He kicks him in the head and pulls the scissors from his hand. He then opens them up and slices across Disease forehead.

Crab: Poonuts! There's blood everywhere.

He takes the scissors and jams them into the eye of disease.

Crab: COme on hoochie poochie. You need food. i think my cat Tibbles is around somewhere...

It's stupendous, it's wonderful, it's genius! And it's good, too! Oscar material. Wild.

Funny, funny stuff.

Nice Job Ferret....you've captured crabby's personality perfectly.

I'm still reading. I haven't been able to comment cause I get called away to do chores and decorating every time I finish reading.

Great work though!

Aww, crabby, you like my baby!! :D

Yes I do! :)

His name is Paramount Apple! :)

Good! You can raise him/her! :D

Thanks you lot. I'm a praise hog. I hog praise.

It's night time. Yellow Jacket is running along a path in some trees. He arrives at a building and runs inside. It's an undertaker's. He goes looks around until he arrives at a door. He goes in. There's a man in there, Phalanx, leaning over the slightly decomposed Bwind, with a huge hole in his chest.

Phalanx: I'm sorry. You're not meant to be in here.

Yellow Jacket: That...that's my dad.

Phalanx: Oh. I...I'm so sorry. There's a room just down the hall. They have some water in there and a television. It's not much, but it may help take your mind off things.

Yellow Jacket: Get away from my Dad.

Phalanx: I'm aware this is a hard time for you. I'm trying to help. I'll get him looking his best.

Yellow Jacket: He looked his best when he didn't have some weirdo perverted fucker putting make up on his face.

Phalanx: Look, you need to leave. It's very important I get everything right.

Yellow Jacket turns around and opens the door. Phalanx turns back to Bwinds body. Instead of leaving, Yellow Jacket lets the door close and slowly walks back. Yellow Jacket grabs Phalanx and throws him to the floor. He then draws a knife, drops it on Phals leg. He then gets an aerosole can and a lighter.

Yellow Jacket: And you will know my name is the lord when I burn you fucker.

He ignites the lighter then sprays the aerosole. It burns phal and his body starts writhing. When the flames die out Phal stops moving.

Yellow Jacket: Now will you let me see my dad?!

He pulls out an empty bin bag. Suddenly, the camera is in Bwind's cabin. Yellow Jacket opens the door. There are loads of dead squirrel body's all over the floor. He drags the bag behind him, then empties it. The body of Bwind rolls out.

Yellow Jacket: This is the area they found you Dad. Remember it?

The body simply lays there. The large hole in his chest is clearly visible. Yellow Jacket pulls out a scrunched up piece of paper and starts reading from it. He finishes. Only yellow jacket's top half is visible. He's looking down at the camera which is on the floor.

Yellow Jacket: What the fuck?! It didn't work?!

Suddenly, a large, muscular arm shoots up and grabs Yellow Jacket's neck. Yellow Jacket turns yellow, then blood starts leaking from his eyes. Eventually, he drops to the floor. A cold voice can be heard.

Bwind: Thanks son.

The lack of replies is a bit saddening but oh well.
Here's just a quick sum up of the story.

Bwind and Pr3ssur3 caught a monkey and gave him to a company owned by Gorephobia. The company kept Pr3ssur3 for a few years as a blood supply for what they have now molded into Zero. Zero escaped in a helicopter that Pr3ssur3 was in. He then killed Bwind in the woods whilst the events of HDC 1 were going on. Meanwhile, Ferretchucker and Missmacabre were at a talent show when Yellow Jacket was attacked and nearly killed by Zero.

Ferretchucker then took Yellow Jacket to his house to heal him, but Yellow Jacket died. ferretchucker accidentally read a spell that ressurected Yellow Jacket who then knocked ferretchucker out. Whilst this was going on, Hammerfan returned and whilst at Massacre Man's new neighbor, Crab's house, gave birth to a werewolf Baby. Massacre Man and the escaped Hammerfan (in werewolf mode) had a face off at K-Mart which Massacre Man won. Back at Crabs, The wounded Crabapple grew to like the baby which he named Paramount. He even killed Disease to protect the baby. Yellow Jacket then stole bwind, who was revealed to be his dad's, body to Bwinds cabin in the wioods and ressurected him. Straight after, Bwind killed Yellow Jacket.

Massacre Man is driving through the night. The body of Hammerfan is next to him. He turns off the road onto a small dirt track in the middle of some trees. He keps driving, then eventually gets to the end of the road. He opens the car door, goes to the boot and pulls out a spade. He starts digging.

Massacre Man: Why the fuck do these things happen to me?

He looks behind himself at the car. hrough the window he can see Hammerfan's body on the chair. He turns back to his digging and fast footsteps are heard. He turns around.

Massacre Man: Fucknuts...

a flash of red and suddenly Massacre Man is on the floor. Zero stands above him and starts punching him wildly, screaming into the night. Within seconds, Massacre Man is limp. Zero laughs manically, then drags the body off.

Wow, it's really scary now!

Haha .


awesome.

I love that "Monkey Madness" stuff where the monkey appears and just goes completely whacko. That sure is one Mad Monkey! We should call him Rasputin.

Thanks guys. I already have the end planned out and am finding it really hard to postpone it. I'm trying to not do any less than four pages. Mind rating it?

Inside Ferretchucker's room. Loud knocks can be heard and Ferretchucker stirs. He gets up and walks downstairs to see that the knocks are on the front door. He answers it.

Ferretchucker: Hello?

Crab: Good Morrow to you Sir. I need some food for my baby Paramount. Do you have any cats?

Ferretchucker: What the fuck?

He looks at the wolf baby.

Feretchucker: There is something wrong with that baby...I'll call an ambulance.

Crab: No thankyou or I'll spank you.

Ferretchucker: I...what is that thing.

Crab: That thing as you so rudely called it is my bubba. He's called Paramount. Cheerio, I think I can see a cat off in the distance.

Crab starts running away, Paramount under his arms.

Ferretchucker: Oh fuck...

His mum calls from the living room.

Mum: Who's at the door?

Ferretchucker: Mum...did someone leave the house earlier?

Mum: You mean that lad from your school. Yeh, he set off in the opposite direction to town.

Ferretchucker closes the front door and sets off in the direction that Crab ran.

MissMacabre runs from the school. She looks slightly dazed and has obviously just regained conciousness. She takes out her mobile phone but there's no signal.

Miss Macabre: SHIT!

She runs a few hundred yards from the school until she reaches the main road. In the distance, she can see the shape of someone running.

Miss Macabre: Ferret...

She starts running butis suddenly knocked over.

Missmacabre: Oh my fucking. HELP! HELP!

Zero is on top of her. He punches her arm, making it go limp. He then picks it up and begins chewing on the fingers and laughing. His large yellow eyes stare down at her as she struggles. After biting off two of her fingers, she manages to lift her knee up hard and fast. Zero Keels over clutching his crotch.

Miss Macabre: What the fuck is happening?!

She tries to run away in the direction of Ferretchucker. Then are no cars but one far in the distance. Suddenly she falls over again. Zero has recovered and punched her in the back of the head.

Miss Macabre: No...

Zero has blood dripping from his lips and is moving wildly, almost like he has rabies. A large vein in his head is visible. He runs away and jumps into the trees. Everything goes quiet.

Miss Macabre: Where are the power puff girls when you need them?

The car from the distance is several hundred yards away now. She starts waving her hands, blood dripping from the one missing two fingers.

Miss Macabre: Please help...

She starts running towards it but suddenly, an ear piercing scream from the trees beside her and Zero jumps out high into the air with a large sharp branch in his hands. As he begins coming down straight above her with a malicious smile, he looks like he's been punched in the side by an invisible man. He falls to the floor. Miss Macabre turns to face the car.

Miss Macabre: Thankyou...THANKYOU! CALL AN AMBULANCE!

The car dorr opens and a man in a large black coat steps out. He's wearing a hat covering his face. Despite the coat and the gun in his hand, he still looks pretty scrawny.

Miss Macabre: Oh my god...PLEASE! HELP!

As the man draws nearer his face is visible.

Pr3ssur3: Hi...

Miss Macabre: Call an ambulance. PLEASE!

Pr3ssur3: No time. That little bastard son of king louie needs killing.

Miss Macabre: THEN SHOOT IT! HE BIT MY FUCKING FINGERS OFF!!!

Pr3ssur3: First we need to find it.

Miss Macabre turns around. Zero's gone.

Pr3ssur3: I have a score to settle. Get in the car. I have a first aid kit. But no phone...

Dang, this is getting scary even!

You sound so suprised...:(

Well, uh, I didn't expect it to be so suspenseful, is all.