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Moving on to the nominations for The Best Screenplay Ever Written For a Horror Movie...
Dawn of the Dead Dracula (1931) Feast Friday the 13th Halloween (1978) Hellraiser Night of the living Dead Psycho The Haunting The Incredible Shrinking Man Waitress The winner, with much aplomb, and holding their HDC Horror Oscar proudly, is... HALLOWEEN http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/...FL._SS500_.jpg Quote:
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The disappointing nominees for The Worst Production Studio for Horror are...
Boll Kg Columbia Fox Atomic Paramount Warner And...the HDC Horror Razzie for being the worst company to have come in the genre ever is... BOLL KG http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p...s/Uweboll1.jpg Quote:
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The nominations for The Best Production Studio for Horror are...
Hammer Lionsgate New Line Universal And, the much-esteemed HDC Horror Oscar goes to... HAMMER HORROR http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z...sobral/HHH.jpg Quote:
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The rather bad nominations for Worst Horror Movie Producer are...
Darren Ramage Michael Bay Michael Deveraux Rob Zombie Sam Raimi Uwe Boll And...the HDC Horror Razzie for the worst producing person goes to... UWE BOLL http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e3...06/UBLcopy.jpg Quote:
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Moving on to the nominees for The Best Horror Producer are...
Alfred Hitchcock Andrew MacDonald Dario Argento Joe Wolf John Carpenter Robert Tappert Roger Corman Sam Raimi Val Lewton Wes Craven The Honourable and Prestigious HDC Horror Oscar for Best Producer goes to... ROGER CORMAN http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/...ML._SS500_.jpg Quote:
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Returning back to the worst in Horror, the nominees for The Worst Horror Director are...
Michael Deveraux Paul W Anderson Rick Garris Rob Zombie Rupert Wainright Ullili Zommel Uwe Boll And, no prizes for guessing who "wins" this one...The HDC Horror Razzie goes to... UWE BOLL http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f6...DS_UweBoll.jpg Quote:
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The nominees for The Best Horror Director Ever are...
Alfred Hitchcock David Cronenberg George A Romero Guillermo Del Torro John Carpenter Tod Browning Wes Craven And the HDC Horror Oscar goes to...a man who gave a lot to the development of the genre at its initial stages...and whose name has become synonymous with Horror and Class... Ladies And Gentlemen, please rise and applaud for... SIR ALFRED HITCHCOCK http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f1...dHitchcock.jpg Quote:
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It really pains me to move from such a high pedestal to such a lowly award...but yet, the show MUST go on...
The nominees for The Worst Horror Actress are... Ashanti Camilla Belle Elisha Cuthbert Jordana Brewster Paris Hilton Scout Taylor-Crompton Shawnee Smith Sheri Moon Zombie And, the winner of the disgusting HDC Horror Razzie, for her pathetic contribution to the genre, is... PARIS HILTON http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...ouseofwax3.jpg Quote:
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Moving on away quickly from that wretched sight, here are the nominees for The Best Horror Actress ever...
Anna Sophia-Robb Barbara Steele Bette Davis Jamie Lee Curtis Joan Crawford Mia Farrow Sigourney Weaver And, the HDC Horror Oscar goes to a fine lady who has contributed IMMENSELY to the popularity of the genre...she is... JAMIE LEE CURTIS http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f2...eleecurtis.jpg Quote:
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The pathetic nominees for The Worst Horror Actor are...
Bill Moseley Christian Slater Clint Howard Daeg Faerch Kevin Dillon Stephen Geoffreys Tom Cruise Tommy Biondo Tor Johnson Ving Rhames And, the HDC Horror Razzie for being the most sucky actor on-screen goes to... CLINT HOWARD http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u...ection/839.jpg Quote:
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The nominations for The Best Horror Actor are...
Boris Karloff Bruce Campbell Christopher Lee Donald Pleasance Lon Chaney Snr. Peter Lorre Samuel L Jackson Vincent Price And the winner of this high-esteemed and respected HDC Horror Oscar is... LON CHANEY SR. http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/b...phantom7kf.jpg Quote:
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The disgraceful nominations for The Worst Horror Film Ever Made are...
BloodRayne BoogeyMan Captivity Day of the Dead Dead Alive aka BrainDead House of the Dead Mulva: Zombie Ass-Kicker $lasher$ Slaughter High The Horror Star The Village Troll Zombie Nation And...the winner of the HDC Horror Razzie for being the absolute worst set of 90 minutes to have ever run on a cinema screen is... HOUSE OF THE DEAD http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/...EL._SS500_.jpg Quote:
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And so we are to the Big One...
The Final Oscar Award of the ceremony, and it is The Best Horror Film Ever Made. The nominees for this much-valued and hugely respected Award are... Alien Behind The Mask - The Rise Of Leslie Veron Dawn of the Dead Halloween (original) Night of the Living Dead The Exorcist The Raven And the winner...is a movie which has been hailed often as being THE milestone in horror. A goal set so highly that any other movie hasnt crossed it yet. Many have come close to its greatness, but NONE go beyond it. Ladies And Gentlemen...The Best In Horror There is... NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...LivingDead.jpg Quote:
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Many thanks to Tic for giving me this opportunity to present the Awards. And thanks to Stygianwitch and Jenna for supporting me throughout this project.
A final word - Tic was the mastermind AND the most hard-working of us lot. I would like each one of you to heartily congratulate him for doing a job so very efficiently. I am really proud of him and his leadership throughout this project. Way to go, Tic!! Thanks for enduring my LONG post. The thread is yours now, folks...to read back and comment. Discuss and debate. Ciao for now from me... |
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