So we must be a good 20 minutes into the movie by now...

come on! Make me have a cameo. If he found Massacre's body, then mine would've been nearby. I wanna be slightly alive. Maybe on a table saying "kill...me", then ripley, I mean __V__ uses a flamethrower to burn me!

Alright buddy, we haven't gotten a new part today, I need my fix.

Disease becomes a cloaked figure worthy of comenting on how good you've become! This fucked up! Ferretchucker needs to make an appearance. Either a cameo, or some relative of mine. My brother, Weaselthrower lives somewhere nearby!

And my dad of the same name as me.

Ferret, please, wait to see how it unfolds. Stop begging.

Please continue, __V__.

Ah damnit...all the time it took me to type this...logged me out...and I log back in and all disappears!!!!:mad:

Fuckin' timer!!!:mad:

Ok lets try this again...

notepad....cut & paste

Darn thing didnt strike me. Thanks, bro...for the next time.:)

I'm rich biatch...

fo sho....

Wait, I thought massacreman was dead/ dying! Where's hammer? Where's disease? In short, WHAT THE FUCK?!





Good story though, it's kept me guessing. Keep it up.

"Rewinding the clock back to earlier in the gloomy, overcast day."

could be, but then how did he escape the situation at the end of part 4?

"___V___: Its the virus. It is eating me up inside but has given me extra sharp senses and other abilities."

Sit back and await your answers, trooper.

Do you know something I don't? And I thought the Virus killed, unless he got the antidote and the mix gave him abilities.

I know nothing you don't.

I've got ideas for part 6 __V__ so hurry the fuck up... Kidding. Though I have been toying with ideas for part 6. I look forward to reading more of this, fine sir.

You are being overtly testosteronic, my young whipper-snapper. Relax, take a deep breath...and keep reading.

All will be revealed.:cool:

what once was cloudy is now clear!





But I still see no mention of the name Ferretchucker. ;)

Keep watching this thread. Next part will be up tonight when I return from work.;)

cool. I'll probably be asleep by then (I'm in the UK remember) but this is really good.



It's nightime and a guy is walking along in the zoo, in a zoo workers uniform. He's whistling to himself when he hears some muching. He looks at the sign to the cage and it's the chimp area. He slowly moves to the bars.

Guy: Hey Chris! I told you not to feed them at this ti-!

A hairy, red arm reaches out and grabs his neck. The screen goes blank and the sound of munching can still be heard.

HDC The Movie: 7ero appears in blood red writing.

Nuts to this, I'll advertise my shit too.

*A pitch-black screen, a narrator begins talking*

Narrator: He's been through hell and back, he's encountered the most dangerous threats known to man, but now... he returns home...

*A shot of Massacre Man walking down a road, tired and weary when he comes across a sign that reads "Now entering Shady Side", he stops and looks at it*

Massacre Man: Finally...

*The screen goes black again*

Narrator: But it's not over.

*A scene of Massacre Man standing in the shadows holding a blood-soaked bat over something off-screen, he stops when he hears a clicking behind him, he turns to see a large group of cops pointing their guns at him from their cars*

Massacre Man: Damn it...

*The screen goes black again, the sound of gunshots echo*

HDC: THE MOVIE 6

are you and __V__ the only characters to have appeared in all 5 films?

I don't recall if Neverending was in yours or not...

He made a brief appearance to kill OMCdave and trippin.

Thats bullshit...THIS is your job.




sure it might not pay the rent....but it keeps us entertained.:D

Then me, __V__, and Neverending.

Here you go. I remember Neverening complaining he was out of character.

Probably because he is from Oregon....the term "bloody wankers" is most likely not used a lot there.

:D

Yeah, what's more important? Keeping your house or providing me with entertainment and joy?

You got a problem with that Newb?

Excellent! That's my great great great grandpappy Ferret. He was a deputy and lived so long! Lived into the sequel!

But if the ferretchucker in HDC4 is me, then who's the one in HDC3 and HDC2?


Questions, questions...

damn i really cant get any love around here

ive been used like two times in this series and they were both shitty :(

You're like a ferret, you fuck another ferretchucker and make a bunch of other ferretchuckers.

you mean...I'm a ferretfucker?


I suppose it's a big family and the ferretchucker from this one had lots of children with different women who all named their children after him.

Next part? :D

We're waiting mr.__V__

Marya Zaleska: Do we take the car, or our horses?


hmmmm....kinda tough to ride a horse in a dress.

:D

Bareass riding bareback?



I've figured out my idea for part 6, sort of a combination between Slither, Shaun of the Dead, Knocked Up (I know it isn't a horror movie, but still), and a teensy bit of The Thing and Wrong Turn/Deliverance, maybe another teensy bit of They Live.