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Rayne 09-21-2007 08:57 AM

*Returns from basement*

Well...I found some silver duct tape, black electrical tape, beige masking tape, clear packaging tape, scotch tape, and a fat roll of white threaded tape...Don't ask WHY we have so many different kinds of tape in our basement...MUAHAHAHA :p :D

I put the white threaded tape on his diaper tabs and he was NOT happy about it...He kept trying to pick it off, but it stayed on!...So, I guess that means it's gonna work...But, boy is he pissed off....He forgets about it for a second, does something else, then goes right back to it again...It's gonna take him some time to get used to it

Right now he's sitting in Dustin's lap, in front of our other computer (right next to me) watching some metal videos...He's happy now, and has forgotten about the diaper tape trauma for the moment...haha


Thanks a million you guys, I really mean that...And if you ever begin to wonder why I am CONSTANTLY bringing this random 'my life' crap and odd questions to the forum, well THIS is why...You guys actually help :)

crabapple 09-21-2007 09:10 AM

I think maybe if you cut down on the metal videos, he might calm down a little.

But probably John-Mikl Thor as "The Intercessor" in Rock 'n' Roll Nightmare would be okay.

Rayne 09-21-2007 09:24 AM

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Originally Posted by crabapple (Post 629524)
I think maybe if you cut down on the metal videos, he might calm down a little.

HAHA...Dustin was a bit shocked by that suggestion :D

Vodstok 09-21-2007 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Rayne (Post 629501)
DOh, he has tons of onesies...and he pulls the diaper right out of the damned leg hole, like some kinda magic trick.......How old is your beautiful little one now?

21 months. 22 on Oct 1. She is brilliant, there is pretty much no word you can say to her that she cant repeat back. she has a huge vocabulary :D

_____V_____ 09-21-2007 09:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Vodstok (Post 629531)
21 months. 22 on Oct 1. She is brilliant, there is pretty much no word you can say to her that she cant repeat back. she has a huge vocabulary :D

Cute.

Repeats anything you say, eh Vod?

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:D

Rayne 09-21-2007 09:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Vodstok (Post 629531)
21 months. 22 on Oct 1. She is brilliant, there is pretty much no word you can say to her that she cant repeat back. she has a huge vocabulary :D

Aww...That is awesome...I am so happy for you, Vod...Did you know that little girls learn a lot faster than little boys?...Seri pretty much potty trained HERSELF at 18 months, just by going in the bathroom and sitting on her potty every time I was in there...But, ALEX...He was actually old enough to SAY, "I don't wanna use the potty" before I could get him trained...And he was so defiant about it, too

Enjoy your little one, Vod...They don't stay little like this for very long :)

Psycom5k 09-21-2007 01:38 PM

Just noticed this, and I may repeat something that you were allready told, but my neighbors son did the same thing when he was younger, And yes it pretty much is a phase, and mostly they do it because they get a reaction out of you. Also, kids learn by getting hurt. you can't change that fact, they may be your baby but they are little people with their own minds, you can't force them to do what you want them to do, all you can do is show them what they should do and hope they do it. They aren't robots.

bleeding_angelgirl 09-21-2007 05:28 PM

does he try taking off the diaper even when there is pants over them? if not try to keep pants on him, as much as a pain this might be due to them getting dirty and the laundry load.

novakru 09-21-2007 06:28 PM

Funny story-I will remember this when I'm old and sitting staring at nothing in my rocker at the old folks home.


My first daughter was taking her usual nap one day.
She's maybe 11 months old at the time.
I start to wonder why she's sleeping so long.
I take a quick peek into her room expecting to see her still sleeping like a little angel.
She's awake!
And QUIET.
So, I go in and start to say...'aww, helllooo.......ummmmm'
.
She had taken her diaper off, with poo-ALOT of poo, and made a very artistic painting on the wall, the crib sheets, blankets, pillow, sleep buddy, her body, her mouth-IN HER MOUTH, and not to miss out, dropped a little pile on the carpet by the crib.


Oh, I laughed and laughed .....

...yep, they had to drug me to stop that laughter:eek:

massacre man 09-21-2007 06:36 PM

This one time, when I was 11 or so, I went to my aunt's house, I was playing Sonic Adventure on her Dreamcast, I went into the bedroom to tell my grandmother something, she was changing the baby while she was talking, he pee'd in her mouth, it was funny.

Rayne 09-22-2007 07:51 AM

OMG...The baby hid the roll of tape...HAHAHAHA


It's okay...I have more :)

I just think that's hilarius

@Nova...I've got one for ya that's similarily gross...

Seri's first birthday party...She was sitting in her high chair...I was getting her cake and presents ready...My mother walked over to Seri (about 6 feet behind me), and she said, "What did you give this baby to eat?"...I said, "a hot dog...What? You never seen a hot dog before?" (cuz, I'm kind of a smart ass)...lol...Then my mother said, "Please tell me it had chili on it..."

And well...It didn't...Seri's hands were covered in poo, and so was her hot dog...She was just happily squishing it between her fingers...Fortunately, she did NOT put it in her mouth...Ugh...

scaryminda15 09-22-2007 08:28 AM

lol babies are adorable unless their yelling :)
 
im free to babysit the little angel! :D

novakru 09-23-2007 08:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Rayne (Post 629768)
OMG...The baby hid the roll of tape...HAHAHAHA


It's okay...I have more :)

I just think that's hilarius

@Nova...I've got one for ya that's similarily gross...

Seri's first birthday party...She was sitting in her high chair...I was getting her cake and presents ready...My mother walked over to Seri (about 6 feet behind me), and she said, "What did you give this baby to eat?"...I said, "a hot gog...What? You never seen a hot dog before?" (cuz, I'm kind of a smart ass)...lol...Then my mother said, "Please tell me it had chili on it..."

And well...It didn't...Seri's hands were covered in poo, and so was her hot dog...She was just happily squishing it between her fingers...Fortunately, she did NOT put it in her mouth...Ugh...



LMAO!!


My new lil one was playing with daddy a coupla months ago...in between diaper changes, getting a little airbutt time.
(it's good for bables to not have a diaper on 24 hours- FYI, for anyone that doesn't have itty bitty's)
And he's laughing having a good time playing with daddy, maybe a little too much fun cause he poops right in daddy's belly button.....I was laughing too hard to help with the clean-up
That's GROSS!!:D

We should start a new thread with funny, disgusting, heart-warming or scary babyhood stories.
Of course the only ones that could appreciate them would be us few here with babies:)

Psycom5k 09-23-2007 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by novakru (Post 630001)
LMAO!!


My new lil one was playing with daddy a coupla months ago...in between diaper changes, getting a little airbutt time.
(it's good for bables to not have a diaper on 24 hours- FYI, for anyone that doesn't have itty bitty's)
And he's laughing having a good time playing with daddy, maybe a little too much fun cause he poops right in daddy's belly button.....I was laughing too hard to help with the clean-up
That's GROSS!!:D

We should start a new thread with funny, disgusting, heart-warming or scary babyhood stories.
Of course the only ones that could appreciate them would be us few here with babies:)


Actually I have a story, about me when I was like 1 or 2, see I had wandered off into the woods on my parents one day. Found the neighbors dog and just walked around the woods for a few hours I guess. While I was doing that my parents were flipping out, calling the cops, there were choppers in the air looking for me, and people going all through the woods. I come back 3 hours later, walking with the neighbors dog, and tell my parents "I sawa dew" also known as " I saw a deer." I've been told this story a hundred times, and my mom always ends up telling that to somebody at any party we're at.

kpropain 09-24-2007 08:36 PM

LOL Ranyne this cracks me up, as someone said use duct tape...

They didn't have the velcro tabs when Zach was born but since Austin, Ashton, and Alexis were born, which I can't beleieve it's been 4 months already, I've found out that I hate those fuckin velcro tabs... We've been going through about 150 to 200 diapers a week!!!

GorePhobia 09-24-2007 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by kpropain (Post 631061)
LOL Ranyne this cracks me up, as someone said use duct tape...

They didn't have the velcro tabs when Zach was born but since Austin, Ashton, and Alexis were born, which I can't beleieve it's been 4 months already, I've found out that I hate those fuckin velcro tabs... We've been going through about 150 to 200 diapers a week!!!

That's crazy its been four months already!

How are they man?

kpropain 09-24-2007 09:39 PM

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Originally Posted by GorePhobia (Post 631072)
That's crazy its been four months already!

How are they man?

Doing well, they are getting big and I am getting hardly any sleep lol

I just got Alexis back to sleep about ten minutes ago and I'm sure Austin and Ashton will be waking up soon, we were starting to get them on a good schedule but Austin and Alexis both had hernia operations recently and we havn't gotten them back on a schedule, so it's been a little chaotic so to speak...

GorePhobia 09-24-2007 10:20 PM

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Originally Posted by kpropain (Post 631076)
Doing well, they are getting big and I am getting hardly any sleep lol

I just got Alexis back to sleep about ten minutes ago and I'm sure Austin and Ashton will be waking up soon, we were starting to get them on a good schedule but Austin and Alexis both had hernia operations recently and we havn't gotten them back on a schedule, so it's been a little chaotic so to speak...

That's crazy, well good luck with them, they must be a handful. :)

And BTW I miss ya man.

dewaholic 09-26-2007 08:35 PM

Well I didn't read all 6 pages of this thread, to see if my suggestion's there. But, put the diaper on him backwards. It works.


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