I've just been reading some of your posts bloodrayne and you really are the mother of everybody on this forum. You are the one we all respect and look up to. You're the authority figure as well. So...who's the dad? Zwoti? __V__? Newb? Urgeok?

Heh...Do you guys EVER get tired of feeling like my 'test subjects'?...I can't help it, human psychology enthralls me...So, please just humor me, huh? :)[/QUOTE]

A sense of humor I have and I can certainly humor you! Hehehe! Lol!

i'm saying lol but I didn't laugh out loud, though it was rather funny. Here I go.


Lol!

Dude, I got punched in the side of the head twice by that girl. Why? Because I was trying to go to class rather than talking to her.

That's what I'm talking about!~

I'll restrain a "bitch gone wild" kinda chick...which is sometimes my girlfriend...in a way so that further attacks are impossible and/or uncomfortable, but I wouldn't straight up smack one around...you can get the message that you'd rather not fight 'em across without swinging.

The only time I'd ever consider more would be if my chick was being beat down by another girl, might maybe go so far as to push over or throw off...I think that'd be sufficient...all honesty, that's not about to happen to her anyhows.

A man has a pee pee and a woman has a vagina.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IaJP5aeSo4Y
I'd totally do that.

This is an interesting topic...

I really abhor the whole "fighting/drinking/truck driving" mentality. It just seems... dumb.

Media/film tends to portray this mentality as simple, but harmless and likeable. Think of TV shows like the Dukes of Hazzard, etc. (which I did quite like at the time).

However the darker side of this mentality is abusive and lacks empathy.

These "Men" (by which I mean the macho stereotype rather than the male gender for the purposes of this discussion) profess to love and protect their family but at the same time are abusive to the family that they proclaim they protect. It seems to be that they feel that only they have the right to abuse their family...

I think what really frustrates me is the general lack of empathy - how "Men" can appear totally oblivious to the feelings and rights of others is boggling. Fighting, using physical force get what one wants without a care for the negative impacts it has on others... A lack of mental capacity or antisocial traits? A combination perhaps?

I have tried to live my life at least trying to consider what effects my actions would have on others, and act accordingly. Although I sure as hell haven't been perfect.

Where I live we have recently had a number of scandals with football players being accused of sexual assaults/rapes and other acts. These are the archetype of the "Man", and this is one of the more blatant examples of the the darker side of the stereotype that I mentioned earlier. As a result, I can't watch the game anymore - I can't support this sort of mentality. But society does. Society puts it on a pedestal.

obviously its the most mature and sensible member



ME

I'm the asshole stepfather that breaks whiskey bottles over your heads while you sleep, Austin is the real father, but he got tired of Zero's shit-flinging ways and a certain someone's fetish for long and hairy creatures so he packed up the cats and left all you little fuckers, that's when I stepped in on the rebound and made an honest woman out of your mother while she was still stunned by the fact the father of her 1,000+ kids just peaced out and made all you little bastards... well... little bastards.

oh my god, EW!!

ouch that hurts. . . .i fling pooh in your general direction

You think flingin' shit makes you a man!? I'm a real fuckin' man, I lost 3 arms in 'Nam and still kept Hitler from crushing all the Canadians with his steam roller. After you get some hair on your puny little nutsack talk to me then, until then, you're just a little fagboy. *throws whiskey bottle*

There ya go.......this MAN deserves the lyrics

Now when I was a little boy,
At the age of five,
I had somethin in my pocket,
Keep a lot of folks alive.

Now Im a man,
Made twenty-one,
You know baby,
We can have a lot of fun.

Im a man,
I spell m-a-n...man.

All you pretty women,
Stand in line,
I can make love to you baby,
In an hours time.

Im a man,
I spell m-a-n...man.

I goin back down,
To kansas to
Bring back the second cousin,
Little john the conqueroo.

Im a man,
I spell m-a-n...man.

The line I shoot,
Will never miss,
The way I make love to em,
They cant resist.

Im a man,
I spell m-a-n...man.

You better believe I deserve that shit I fought in the Civil War to keep fuckers like you from getting raped in the back of Adam and Eve's god damn Lunar Lander. I lost my dick twice but I still got it back, because I'm a fucking man. I ate my first wife because the bitch forgot to go grocery shopping, that's a real man! I threw my kid out of a speeding car for rolling down the window when I had the air conditioner on, that's a real man. *throws whiskey bottle* Old fucker.

Bwahahahahahaha.........mature






you also said member

Mail??? I only pay in person. Now give me your address....really its OK:eek: :p

To me a man must have the following qualities..

- cook
- clean
- not be afraid to clean up a dirty cat litter
- be able to cry without getting embarassed
- cool with buying tampons and condoms
- a love for all animal life
- saying "thankyou" " sorry' and such things
- doesn't size up every guy that comes near him.
- doesn't hit a chick..thats fucking wrong no matter how you look at it.
- lets either their chick or others be themselves and doesn't try to change them.
- not be afraid to speak there mind but not to the point where they are in punch ups.
- knows how to wash themselves...grooming is essential.

And I hate coming across anyone that says a womens place is in the kitchen...EQUALITY you assholes.

Hey, my wife's place is in the kitchen... With the kid...




Sitting and waiting for me to finish making dinner :)

Then waiting for me to finish the dishes.

Oh yeah, let me tell y'all somethin', why shouldn't women drive? 'Cause there ain't no road between the kitchen and the bedroom! Haha! *throws whiskey bottle*

Do I really even need to say anything?

Heh...Do you guys EVER get tired of feeling like my 'test subjects'?...I can't help it, human psychology enthralls me...So, please just humor me, huh? :)[/QUOTE]

I will humor you with humor! OK

Clothes doesn't necessarily make the man! Lol!

Where is this suppose to go, I'm a man, so what?

The ultimate way to define a man is by how much pussy he nails.

I'd make a "nine inch nails" reference, but I don't want to make my unit sound that small.

No, I think that's how you define a man with the most STDs

But still a man, a man with a rotten dick, but still a man.

Hey, you guys, watch what you say about Gorephobia!

Another measure of manliness is cock length. That's always a surefire way to judge. Plus, the dudes with the really long cocks usually nail the most pussy too. It obviously has something to do with confidence.

HAHAHA...No comment


Well, I suppose THAT was sort of a comment :p

IT's also obvious that both of these factors are very closely linked to one another.

End of thread.

boring and pathetic

Really?...It's been my experience that a 'man with confidence' never needs to discuss his cock size...But, I suppose there's a possibility that you have known more men than I have

BTW...I have NEVER been impressed by cock size...Personality, honesty and intelligence are far more important

A complete idiot wouldn't have a clue what to do with a big dick, so it would be kinda useless, and most assholes don't get a chance to use it no matter how big it is, unless they're willing to screw the sluts that will sleep with ANYTHING, which is what the assholes usually end up with by default...

Personally...Length doesn't matter to me...I prefer width

That's odd...I have quite a bit of confidence...And my dick is so small you can't even see it:rolleyes:

I'm confident and all I ever DO is talk about my veiny pants-hose.

I've been using a male enhancement pump for three years now. There isn't even an accurate description of the enormity of my giant cock. I'm not kidding.

I can think of a very apt description: Smaller than mine. Seriously, dude, you don't want to get into a dick measuring contest. Mine will absorb yours like a river absorbing a drop of water.

One of my nicknames is "Tripod". That one started up prior to me getting my enhancement pump, too.

Funny, renob was calling himself Tripod, too.