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Livin' it HDC Epsiode 2
A hospital is shown from the outside. An ambulance pulls up outside it and some paramedics take out a body on a stretcher. The stretche is wheeled in closely followed by Bloodrayne.
Bloodrayne: Can you save him? Please say yu can do something for him! Paramedic: I'm sorry, you're going to have to wait outside. His body's gone into shock so we have to act fast. Bloodrayne: I don't care how much it costs, just o something! Meanwhile, back at Yuki's Bar on Readers Row... Ferretchucker: I don't know why she went with him. Better left dead. Posher and Dante nod in agreement. Ferretchucker: Yuki! Put another one in there. Newb: I've told you. Yuki was my grandad. I don't even look Japanese. Just call me newb. Posher: He always get's like this when he's drunk. Dante: About that stuff I said earlier. You know, about Bloodrayne. Ferretchucker ignores him, instead, looking at two women approximately 20 years younger than him. He walks over to them and immediately the trio are giggling. Newb: How does he do that? Posher: Three words. Crotch Plus Stuffing. Dante: You do know I was just kidding right? The scene fades back into the hospital. A young nurse is sitting next to Bloodrayne. Bloodrayne: Thanks for your support but I think I'll be okay. I...I don't think I can wait here anymore. The environment makes me queezy. I'm gonna go home. Horrorobsessed: Okay then. Well, I'll make sure you know any news. Bloodrayne: Wy do stuff like this always happen on Readers Row? Horrorobsessed: Oh, that's where I'm moving to. Number 12? Bloodrayne: Ah, so you're XtRaVa's new lodger...good luck. The scene fades once more into the storage room where just two hours ago the crime was commited. Several policemen are looking around. Mothman: Well, Sgt Kemal had a look and the CCTV shows nobody has left this building. Jenna26: What's this? She points at the footprint left on the floor. It appears the shoe had the letters MD on the bottom. Just as the policewoman is realising who it belongs to, a figure drops from the ceiling wrapping their legs around her neck. Jenna: HELP!!!! Mothman: Stay still! He fires his gun a couple of times. Finally a bullet makes contact. The person falls off Jenna's shoulders and smashes through the window, falling 5 stories and landing in a garbage truck. The laughing, groaning body of Murderdoll slowly travels away into the distance... Next part up on Sunday. Anything you want to see from it. And don't worry. Zero will be in it. |
i damn well better be - or you'll hear from my agent![IMG]http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q.../porter6sm.jpg[/IMG]
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come on guys, what do you all think?
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So far, so good
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The Bloodrayne character isn't believable, she just wouldn't be that mushy.....I know her.
BTW........I wanna be in this. please |
Nerd Moment *ahem*
When MurderDoll falls into the truck it reminds me a lot of that episode of Buffy when Buffy is fighting with Faith and Faith gets stabbed and, still living, falls out a window into a truck. |
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Haha...This is great...Well, for a soap opera (cuz, ya know...Soap operas suck and all...)...Dustin's right though...Ya kinda made me a little 'soft'...But, I guess that's how Soap operas are supposed to be, huh?
It will be cool to see what happens next :) OH...Dustin wants to be a part of it...He should be someone demented, sick, twisted, insane, evil and/or deformed...A real freak of some kind...Heh, just trust me on that one ;) Like, he could be stealing bodies from the hospital morgue and tearing them apart to make streamers, decorations, party favors and appetizers for some kinda party, and really believing that he's doing a good thing for the person who's party it is, and completely not understanding why everyone's so freaked out when they see it, so he just figures that they don't appreciate everything he did for them, and/or it's because they simply don't like him You know, something like that :) There's ALWAYS room for a soap opera with a horror theme to it, and there SHOULD be one (then I'd actually watch it :)) Anyone remember Dark Shadows?...It was a bit too tame, but just imagine what we could do TODAY |
Livin' it HDC Episode 3
Opening Credits role, this time with a picture of MurderDoll in the montage thing. Fade to Yuki's Bar. Ferretchucker is laughing and chatting up some girls in the corner. Enter Bloodrayne.
Bloodrayne: I just can't believe it. He could be dead. He could be dead right now. She slumps to the floor. Ferretchucker runs over to her. Ferretchucker: Rayne? Rayne? Can you hear me? Can you- He too slumps to the ground, clutching his chest and twitching wildly. Newb jumps over the bar as Dante screams. Newb: What's happened? Somebody get a doctor...NOW! that second horrorobsessed walks in through the door holding a bag. Horrorobsessed: You forgot your...Oh my...Everybody move. Give them space! Posher: Old sex bag has finally croaked then. He had a good run...and plenty of rides... Posher walks over and helps pick up ferretchucker and put him on a chair. BR has got up and appears to be fine. Ferretchucker: Shoe...does...itch. Posher: Oh great...nonsense. What the? He reaches into the old mans pocket and pulls out a medicine bottle. Posher: "Flirotin - Sex stimulant." Old sicko's been drugging them! I knew it! Show ambulance lights outside then fade to police station. Mothman: How did I miss? I could've got her head. I tried. I tried. Jenna is tending to a wound which she must've sustained in Mothman's attempts to shoot MD. Jenna: Try not to think about it. At least we know one thing. She did it. DudeGuadalupe: And why? Ask my girlfriend! Hehehe! Hitman! Hitman! Hitman! Mothan bangs the cell door. Mothman: Shut up! Jenna: Maybe CCTV saw something. maybe it can tell us where she went. Finding her is priority one. Fade into the hospital where ferretchucker is being rushed into surgery. Newb and Bloodrayne are close behind. Ferretchucker: Bladder Range ditch's! Bloodrayne: Crap! i just remembered something! I have to go now! Without a second glance she runs out the hospital and into her car. Fade to an old barn. Suspenceful music is now playing slightly louder in the background. A few of policemen including Jenna and Mothman are walking into it, holding their guns aloft. Mothman: We followed the trail here. [I]One policeman fires his gun. A thud is heared and they rush over to the person. It's murderdoll. Murderdoll: Fuck you bitches! Mothman: Why'd you do it?! Murderdoll: That's what hitmen do! Jenna and Mothman's faces show shocked expressions. Fade to a shot of Bloodrayne getting out of her car outside the police station. Cut to the hospital. Ferretchucker is just being taken away from Newb. ferretchuker: Plug pain did it! Newb: What? Flash back to the police station where Bloodrayne is walking in. She approaches the desk. Flash back to the hospital. Ferretchucker: Lug Train did it! Newb: No... Flash back to the police station and the woman at the desk looks up. Woman: How can i help? Flash back to hospital and ferretchucker's eyes are wide. Ferretchucker: BloodRayne did it! Newb: Oh my... He begins running out of the hospital. Flash back to the police station and Bloodrayne raises a silenced gun. She fires. Bloodrayne: I'd like to see my boyfriend. She takes the womans keys and walks through the corridoors, shooting a couple of police officers. She gets to the cell of DG. She opens it and he walks out, smiling. The two have a passionate/firey kiss. Cut back to Newb who is running into the policestation. Newb: SOMEBODY HELP! End credits role. i had a plan for her all along you see. What happens next? Why did Bloodrayne do it? And more importantly, what happens to ferretchucker? Find out on Tuesday! |
HaHaHa...That's better :)
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hmmm. . . i'm calling my people . . . and let me just add heads will roll
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It, er, needs some, ah.......(ahem!)
HOOCHIE POOCHIE! HOOCHIE POOCHIE! HOOCHIE POOCHIE! ha cha cha |
QUOTE=crabapple;624840]It, er, needs some, ah.......(ahem!)
HOOCHIE POOCHIE! HOOCHIE POOCHIE! HOOCHIE POOCHIE! ha cha cha[/QUOTE] and hot monkey sex |
The story needs a mysterious stranger (*hint* hint* check out the name) that seems to know all about eveyones dirty little secrets and no one knows if he's good or evil.
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yes, and HOOCHIE POOCHIE kitty!
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there will be zero! There wil be a stalker. And there will be a death.
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God dammit! For someone who's supposedly all about FERRETS, there is precious little HOOCHIE POOCHIE to be found here. And no Floofy Tail Cats either! What the heck is the matter with you?????????????? Good god man.
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Fuck me you know how to get something. fine, there will be hoochie poochie
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Yes! Yes! Freakin' AWESOME
AWESSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMME Ooo yeah! |
just don't use the phrase "pooh nuts" - that's already been trademarked by ipod
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livin' it HDC - SPECIAL ADDITIONAL CHARACTER HISTORY EPSIODE!!!
Opening credits role. Fade into a church. On the bottom of the page a subtitle "January 1997" is shown. Fade into the church. Here comes the bride is playing.
Ferretchucker: I'm so nervous. __V__: She's coming... The camera swivels around to reveal StubbornForgey walking up the aisle. Sitting down in the church is A younger looking Bloodrayne, a Dante with a moustache and mullet looking longingly at her and several other characters. Finally, Stubborn reaches the front. Best man __V__ steps to the side. Rod: Let's begin... In the audience, Bloodrayne fumbles around in her bag. She pulls out an old Nokia and rushes into the bathroom. Several people look around at her. She answers the phone. Bloodrayne: Is everything ready? Dude: Yeh. You just sit back and enjoy the ride. Bloodrayne: I don't want anybody to know what I've done. She goes inside a cubicle. She looks in her bag and pulls out some pills. She quickly puts them in her mouth, then makes herself vomit into the toilet. She then walks back into the church and smiles apologetically. She turns around and looks to the back of the room. Through a small door, Dude creeps in. Rod: I now pronounce you, husband and wife. You may now kiss. The couple kiss and begin walking down the aisle. Dude shakes Stubborn's hand. Suddenly, she stops and rubs her stomach. Ferretchucker: You okay? Stubborn: Yeh, I just feel a bit sick. Dude gets up and walks over to the back of the room. He acts fast. He rushes to the toilet and hides in a cubicle. He phones bloodrayne. Dude: Is she coming? Bloodrayne: Yep, she's on her way. Dude pulls out a syringe and fills it with a green liquid from a small vial. Meanwhile, on the outside, Crabapple walks into the mens toilet, then rushes out holding his nose and goes into the womens. Out of a cubicle, dude appears, holding the syringe. He stops when he sees Crab. Crab: What the fu-? Stubborn comes in clutching her stomach. Dude runs towards her. Crab trips him up. There is a small fight and Dude comes out victorious. He grabs Stubborn and goes to inject her. The door opens once more just as crab gets up and tries to tug the syringe away. Ferretchucker rushes to the rescue and punches both men. ferretchucker: What the hell are you doing?! Crab: He was trying to inject her! Dude: He's lying! I was just trying to stop him! Ferret: As far as I'm concerned you both did it! Homey, are you- STUBBORN! She slumps to the ground, a small pinprick of blood on her arm and an empty syringe by her side. Ferret: You did this! You planned this didn't you Crab! You did this! I knew you had it in for me! Your sick! YOUR SICK!!! He goes to fight him but before he can, a couple of other guests have come in upon hearing the commotion and restrained him. Fade to a courtroom. A subtitle "Eleven months later" is shown. A judge slams his mallet down. Judge: The jury has decided that Dudeguadalupe is guilty of attempted murder and is sentenced to life in a cell. He will remain in Readers Row Police station for the entire time under strict control. He will not be moved to a larger station due to the much needed help of Doctor Zero who is based at the station and over crowding in the rest of the regionas prisons. Due to forensic evidence, it has been proved that Crabapple injected the poison, but it is unclear whether intentionally or not. He will spend One year in a cell at the Readers Row Police Station. Fade to a small bedroom. Bloodrayne is writing in a diary. ...I will get my revenge on Crabapple and Ferretchucker for putting him in prison. I don't care what it takes. What humilation they must face. Whatever it takes. I will kill them Fade to the Police Station with the subtitle "NOW". Newb: SOMEBODY HELP! Bloodrayne: Come in here Newb! Quick! Newb: Bloodrayne? He reaches across the desk and takes the dead police officer's gun. Newb: I'm coming...don't you worry. |
Real soaps never go this quickly. It usually takes a month of episodes to get through 2 days of drama.
We should definately have someone coming back from the dead and/or a long lost child coing into play. |
Well, I had to have things moving quicker as well as have somebody die before stuff like that can happen. THAT DOESN@T MEAN STUBBORN WILL COME BACk!
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This is actually turning out to be quite a bit of fun...But, I have a feeling that Newb's about to kill me!:eek:
Dustin wants to know where the "Crabapple super zombie" is :D |
Crabby isn't quite dead...yet. Any ideas for tommorow's segment?
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Yeah and where's the hoochie poochie you said you would put in there huh??
And what about Super Zombie Crabapple, you are wasting opportunities for a lot of fun here! |
Wait...did I die again?
Or am I still dead undead?:confused: |
say what? Only person dead so far is Stubborn...and that was 10 years ago.
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Okay, obviously, you need help in the hoochie poochie department. Here is how you do that sort of stuff in a horror script:
BLOODRAYNE. Crabapple, Crabby my God, the zombies! They're coming over the hill! Oh my God, oh my God! CRABAPPLE is in the back room feeding the cat. CRABAPPLE. Yes, you are a biiiiiig floofy cat, aren't you! You are a big hoochie poochie cat. BLOODRAYNE. Where are you, Crabby, you bastard! CLOSEUP of CAT'S TAIL WAVING AROUND, hypnotically. CRABAPPLE stares at the cat's hypnotic tail. CRABAPPLE. I'll be...I'll be there in a minute... |
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HaHa...I wonder if Ferret realizes what he's gotten himself into here...I mean a movie's one thing, but a soap opera never ends...He'll just have to keep going, and going...and going...and...
Someone's gonna have to start playing with voodoo or something (or I suppose there could be a toxic waste spill, maybe?) to bring Stubborn back from the dead...And Crabby if he doesn't make it Oooo...Or what if Stubborn never REALLY died?...What if she was just in a coma?...Or she was in a coma and some mad scientist type stole (or bought from a shady hospital intern) her body and was doing experiments and actually brought her out of the coma, or she just came out of it but the experiments had changed her or something?....OR Ferret could have stolen her body (thinking she was really dead, when she was only nearly dead) and froze her because he couldn't stand not having her with him, then something happens to his power at home and she thaws out in his freezer and starts banging on the door to get out?!...Or, while Crabby is in a coma and almost dead, she could be communicating with him from the other side and telling him how to bring her back so they can be together again, well, if he wakes up... Come on, Ferret...I wanna see what happens next |
Oh poo poo nuts
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I agree about the hoochie poochie. But not so much about fluffy tails cats. Though poo nuts is naturally a must. Also somebody could get sentient genital warts from the future.
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