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Zero is such a fucking diva.
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soon i come into it! Isn't that right. Or have you forgotten about our little *Re-loads gun* agreement
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HA! i'm one of the smart ones. awesome.
keep up the good work |
come on! I've been waiting for ages. I need to be in that bar. The gun is loaded!
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You're talking like it's over, yeesh, __V__'s story hasn't even started yet.
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Without warning, the ZERO MONKEY springs out of the darkness and attacks Murderdoll!
Just when the monkey is savoring the moment of triumph, just before he rips Murderdoll's face off, there is a THUNDEROUS NOISE as a nearby door is kicked open! There is a SHOTGUN BLAST, and the ZERO MONKEY flies backward and hits the wall with a THUD. ZERO MONKEY. Woo woo! (THUD!) Murderdoll looks up as the smoke clears. She is startled to see someone familiar to her standing in the doorway! UWE BOLL. We don't have much time. You must come with me now. |
Well......seeing that its a "zombie-fest".....the newb zombie is still looking for work.:D
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lmfao...thats fuckin great, mass!
Keep going...;) |
lmao...
Groovy, baby!!:D |
Guess whose a whore!
I am! |
Yes! That is damn right.
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next segment features the introduction of Ferretchucker!
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don't miss it
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WOOHOO:cool:
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Love it !
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I love the sequel, and my character in both parts. Stellar writing Massacre, you rule!!!!! |
Excellent stuff man.Sucks you won't be doing anymore.
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Now thats a kickass climax if there ever was one!
Hail to the massacre, baby!:cool: Excellent stuff, mass. This one is right up there with RotLD and Shaun.:) |
Anybody got a favorite line/part?
Mine is the "Where are you?" "Behind the truck! DAMN IT!" part, I made that up when I was at Dudeman's house. |
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My favorite is.."Zombified Dante still twitching."
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i agree with kemal. . . i think the scripts should be pulled out of the threads and sitckied! (hell we've got a half dozen stickies already - just sticky the whole damn board)
these are classic scripts and worthy of being enshrined! i don't want to make bold predictions but when the annual HDC awards come around I know which HDC-inspired and casted film I'm tipping for taking the top awards! |
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I can't believe I never made the cut, and I hope I'm not in Ferretfuckers one.
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not you...doochboog. ;)
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Ferretchucker, by comparing you to Uwe Boll, they are implying that you know Meatloaf and it's awesome to know Meatloaf. And Ben Kingsley. This barrage of insults is thus illogical. It's cool to know Ben Kingsley. He was Gandhi. So naysayers, by insulting ferretchucker by comparing him to Uwe Boll, you are associating him with the Mahatma. Thus, ferretchucker should thank everyone for associating him with the inventor of passive resistance and thereby civil rights. Anyone who insults ferretchucker by insulting Uwe Boll also insults Martin Luther King.
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what he said!
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I thing ferretchucker has been here long enough to take a little good natured ribbing.
Go in peace my brothers http://www.anthonybrennan.net/images...ess_ghandi.jpg |
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