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newb 07-30-2007 08:37 AM

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Originally Posted by massacre man (Post 617809)
*Massacre Man and Roderick Usher are in a van traveling to the abandoned campsite to pick Illdojo and his new girlfriend, a creepy girl who is a counselor at a camp that has been abandoned for 38 years now*

Roderick: If this were a horror movie we'd break down right now.

*The van immediately stops*

Massacre Man: You had to say that shit in the middle of the fucking woods!

Roderick: Well, it's true that this is a stereotype horror scene, it's in like every movie ever.

Massacre Man: Well, fuck Dojo, I'm not walking to the fucking camp.

Roderick: About now we'd happen upon a creepy morgue.

*Massacre Man turns around and begins talking while still walking backward*

Massacre Man: Stop talking! Every time you bring up a fucking horror cliche' it happens, now there's gong to be a marathon of "Tales From The Crypt" on tomorrow, I don't want to get torn in half from my asshole up before I get to watch it, so shut the fuck up before...

*Massacre Man bumps into the creepy morgue*

Massacre Man: Rod, you don't know how much I fucking hate you right now.

Roderick: Now, we go inside to use the phone

Massacre Man: Whatever, but if you say another word I swear to God you will have suck dick through a straw.

*Massacre Man and Rod step inside a dim-lit room, with a body lying on a table, Newb standing over-top of the body, with a power-drill in one hand and a chicken salad sandwich in the other, Rod whispers*

Rod: Now he kills one of us and saves the other one to torture and perform creepy experiments on!

*Massacre Man pushes Rod and he bumps into Newb, who quickly turns jamming the drill into Rod's eyes, he falls to the ground dying, he then approaches Massacre Man, with Rod's last breath he speaks*

Rod: Now the door is stuck!

*Rod's head hits the floor, Massacre Man tries to run, but the doors are jammed, he turns and stares at Newb*

Massacre Man: God damn it, chain me up.

*Newb nails Massacre Man's elbows and knees to the wall and pulls out a series of odd tools, the camera cuts away to Kemal standing in the corner watching the torture*

Kemal: DAMN! That shit's whack!

Cool.....i'm fucking badass:D

_____V_____ 07-30-2007 08:38 AM

It would be interesting to see what mass has lined up for Angra and his demise.

I predict it will be very interesting reading...;)

massacre man 07-30-2007 08:39 AM

I could be an asshole and just make him a total pusspants...

_____V_____ 07-30-2007 08:41 AM

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Originally Posted by massacre man (Post 617856)
I could be an asshole and just make him a total pusspants...

lmao...that would be more badass than the intro.


:D

Posher778 07-30-2007 08:41 AM

Uhh this is the part where someone screams Will Wheaton to play me. But let's go with someone who can act.... Jake Gyllenhaal is now me. and i'd be one of the survivors... cause yeah

massacre man 07-30-2007 08:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Posher778 (Post 617858)
Uhh this is the part where someone screams Will Wheaton to play me. But let's go with someone who can act.... Jake Gyllenhaal is now me. and i'd be one of the survivors... cause yeah

Only because I wouldn't dream of killing Bubble Boy.

Posher778 07-30-2007 08:55 AM

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Originally Posted by massacre man (Post 617860)
Only because I wouldn't dream of killing Bubble Boy.

You can't kill me! I'm the guy in that Chris Cornell song!

If you take a life, do you know what you'll give
Odds are, you won't like what it is
When the storm arrives, would you be seen with me
By the merciless eyes I've deceived

I've seen angels fall from blinding heights
But you yourself are nothing so divine
Just next in line

Arm yourself because no-one else here will save you
The odds will betray you
And I will replace you
You can't deny the prize; it may never fulfill you
It longs to kill you
Are you willing to die

The coldest blood runs through my veins
You know my name

If you come inside, things will not be the same
When you return to my night
If you think you've won
You never saw me change
The game that we have been playing

I've seen diamonds cut through harder men
Than you yourself
but if you must pretend
You may meet your end

[You Know My Name lyrics on http://www.metrolyrics.com]

Arm yourself because no-one else here will save you
The odds will betray you
And I will replace you
You can't deny the prize; it may never fulfill you
It longs to kill you
Are you willing to die

The coldest blood runs through my veins

Try to hide your hand
Forget how to feel
(Forget how to feel)
Life is gone with just a spin of the wheel
(A spin of the wheel)

Arm yourself because no-one else here will save you
The odds will betray you
And I will replace you
You can't deny the prize; it may never fulfill you
It longs to kill you
Are you ready to die

The coldest blood runs through my veins
You know my name
(You know my name)
You know my name
(You know my name)
you know my name!
You know my name!
You know my name!

massacre man 07-30-2007 08:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Posher778 (Post 617861)
You can't kill me! I'm the guy in that Chris Cornell song!

I'm not gonna kill ya, I like Jake Gyllenhal too much.

dewaholic 07-30-2007 09:48 PM

I don't know what my part would be. I'd do anything. Oh & also play myself.

Angra 07-31-2007 01:04 AM

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Originally Posted by dewaholic (Post 617998)
I don't know what my part would be. I'd do anything.



You can be the slut then. = Certain victim.

Zero 07-31-2007 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Despare (Post 617796)
Pervert...

I guess the movie needs some sort of sex symbol though, and since this is the HDC I suppose a simian primate will do.

hilarious-

i think this and teh Whoopa sequence from crabby should be the prologue to the film - that then opens with MM's scenario and the connection between teh two is NEVER explained. --- ha, david lynch eat your heart out!

crabapple 07-31-2007 09:16 PM

yes yes and then the person shrinks down and morphs into an EYEBALL and then the eyeball becomes a clear marble, like a little crystal ball.

and then we look into the crystal ball and see that there is a little world in there, a whole scene with a joyous party, and people dancing, and they are all dancing around the tree and we get closer and closer to the tree and there is a skull hanging on the tree

_____V_____ 08-01-2007 10:56 AM

nice...keep going, my man.

illdojo 08-01-2007 04:23 PM

I just saw that 1st draft of HDC : The Movie for the first time. Massacre you have yourself a true box office smash on your hands. ;)

Keep writing it, Bro. :cool:

newb 08-01-2007 05:01 PM

Shit....this is Whack.



really good stuff MM. :D

Dante'sInferno 08-01-2007 05:08 PM

It's great.Keep it coming MM.

massacre man 08-01-2007 05:41 PM

Thank you for the kind words, sirs.

Dudeman 08-01-2007 09:31 PM

Massacre mang....that was....awsome!

massacre man 08-01-2007 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Dudeman (Post 618283)
Massacre mang....that was....awsome!

Ah... my loyal steed.

novakru 08-02-2007 06:09 AM

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Originally Posted by massacre man (Post 618269)
Fuck you guys, I'm giving me and Newb more screen time before I get to the rest of you.

*The room is entirely dark, the dim light turns on as Newb enters the room holding a blender, Massacre Man's left eye is missing and he has a pair of scissors stuck to a piece of skin dangling from his head, he is barely conscious, Newb kneels down and plugs in the blender, holds his chicken salad sandwich in his mouth and pushes all of the buttons to be sure the blended is working right, Massacre Man watches as Newb then approaches him with the blender and shoves his foot in it*

Massacre Man: No, wait, come on, how the fuck is that an experiment?

*Newb gives Massacre Man a grin and turns the blender on low, every few seconds turning the setting up*

Massacre Man: Fuck! Stop it!

*After Massacre Man's right foot is taken off, Newb switches to his left*

Massacre Man: I would kick your ass if I had feet...

*Newb turns the blender on, after he's finished, Newb stands and pours the ground up feet into a cup and uses it to wash down his sandwich*

Massacre Man: I hope I have AIDS and you just got that shit too you fucking asshole.

*Newb turns and leaves the room without having said a word, Massacre Man looks at Kemal*

Massacre Man: Why are you just standing there! He cut my feet off and you just watched!

Kemal: ...

Massacre Man: Why aren't you talking?!

Kemal: ...

*Massacre Man stops and listens, he clearly hears the Tales From The Crypt theme in the next room over*

Massacre Man: Can you pull me off of here so I can watch the TV?

Kemal: ...

Massacre Man: Fuck you too, asshole.

*Massacre Man starts to pull his arms forward to slip off of the nails, he yells in pain*

Kemal: SHIT!

Massacre Man: That's fucking great! Now you say something!

*Massacre Man slips his legs off of the nails and lands on the nubs where his feet once were, he again yells in pain*

Kemal: DAMN!

Massacre Man: Why didn't you help me?

Kemal: ...

*Massacre Man crawls to Kemal and pulls the scissors from his head, he jams them into Kemal's foot*

Kemal: THAT'S WHACK!

Massacre Man: I'll show you whack.

*Massacre Man reaches back and grabs the cord of the blender, he swings it around and slaps Kemal across the face with it, he hits the ground and Massacre Man swings the blender at him repeatedly, smashing his brains in*

Massacre Man: Now, the Crypt Keeper.

*Massacre Man crawls to the TV room in time to catch the middle of the Crypt Keeper's introduction, he smiles*

Massacre Man: I didn't miss it.

*Just then Newb grabs Massacre Man by the legs and drags him out of the room*

Massacre Man: At least wait for the Crypt Keeper's part to finish!

*Just as Massacre Man and Newb are out of view The Crypt Keeper's laugh is heard, Newb takes Massacre Man to a door that he kicks open leading to a dark basement, he tosses Massacre Man down the stairs and closes the door*

Massacre Man: I think my arm's broken.

*A vicious growl is heard from the other side of the basement*

Massacre Man: Fuck...

LMAO
This is great stuff.

_____V_____ 08-02-2007 07:18 AM

Mass, you should send that to Peter Jackson for Dead Alive II: Dead and Alive.

Man I m loving it!:D

massacre man 08-02-2007 07:38 AM

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Originally Posted by _____V_____ (Post 618304)
Mass, you should send that to Peter Jackson for Dead Alive II: Dead and Alive.

Man I m loving it!:D

Well, I'd rather a "Die Hard"-type title, "Dead Aliver"

Kemal 08-02-2007 08:32 AM

Brilliant.

massacre man 08-02-2007 09:06 AM

Awesome, this has gotten over 100 views since midnight.

mutilator666 08-02-2007 09:14 AM

ill keep the story up.:cool:

Massacre man: shit! What is the damn growl coming out of!
*massacre man sees a shadow coming across him*
Massacre man: isnt that mutilator666!?
mutilator666: yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees. *in a low and long tone of voice*
massacre man: fuck me, fuck me, i thought i have killed him 20 years ago!
mutilator666: yeeeees, you had, and now im a zombie.
*cut in half, with the brains slipping off his head, and some meat hanging in the teeth, mutilator666 crawls across massacre man with a chainsaw in his hand*
massacre man: oh no dont tell me thats a chainsaw!
mutilator666: its my revenge!!!!!!!!!!!
*mutilator666 starts cutting massacre mans left hand as massacre man bgins to shout but soon, massacre man notes mutilator666 has chains stabbed into his back, so he cant go any further.
massacre man: i got ya!
*massacre man crawls to the other side of the room where mutilator 666 cant get him and takes a firegun.
mutilator666: mahaco strutinam
prawhacko surinam
andromus deadus alivus to me!
andromus deadus alivos to me!
andromus deadus alivus to me!
*massacre man blows mutilator666 into pieces, and when his blood hits masacre man, massacre mans tshirt begins to leave some smoke and make a melting sound...

newb 08-02-2007 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by mutilator666 (Post 618327)
ill keep the story up.:cool:

Massacre man: shit! What is the damn growl coming out of!
*massacre man sees a shadow coming across him*
Massacre man: isnt that mutilator666!?
mutilator666: yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees. *in a low and long tone of voice*
massacre man: fuck me, fuck me, i thought i have killed him 20 years ago!
mutilator666: yeeeees, you had, and now im a zombie.
*cut in half, with the brains slipping off his head, and some meat hanging in the teeth, mutilator666 crawls across massacre man with a chainsaw in his hand*
massacre man: oh no dont tell me thats a chainsaw!
mutilator666: its my revenge!!!!!!!!!!!
*mutilator666 starts cutting massacre mans left hand as massacre man bgins to shout but soon, massacre man notes mutilator666 has chains stabbed into his back, so he cant go any further.
massacre man: i got ya!
*massacre man crawls to the other side of the room where mutilator 666 cant get him and takes a firegun.
mutilator666: mahaco strutinam
prawhacko surinam
andromus deadus alivus to me!
andromus deadus alivos to me!
andromus deadus alivus to me!
*massacre man blows mutilator666 into pieces, and when his blood hits masacre man, massacre mans tshirt begins to leave some smoke and make a melting sound...



:rolleyes:
Now we know how Sean feels after one of his scripts gets a re-write.

massacre man 08-02-2007 09:20 AM

What the fuck is a firegun?

Angra 08-02-2007 09:21 AM

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Originally Posted by massacre man (Post 618325)
Awesome, this has gotten over 100 views since midnight.

You actually count that?

Loser..

bloodrayne 08-02-2007 09:23 AM

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Originally Posted by newb (Post 618334)
:rolleyes:
Now we know how Sean feels after one of his scripts gets a re-write.

HAHAHA...Awesome


Quote:

Originally Posted by Dudeman (Post 618283)
Massacre mang....that was....awsome!

Hmm...When did we get a new sycophant? :p


Excellent start MM...Sincerely...Keep going :)

massacre man 08-02-2007 09:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Angra (Post 618336)
You actually count that?

Loser..

I left the page on at midnight and turned the monitor off, I hit reload when I got back on and noticed, so neh, neh, neh neh neh.

bloodrayne 08-02-2007 09:24 AM

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Originally Posted by massacre man (Post 618335)
What the fuck is a firegun?

Flame Thrower?

massacre man 08-02-2007 09:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bloodrayne (Post 618340)
Flame Thrower?

That's what I figured, but I don't know why it would blow something up, and I don't like the sound of me "blowing mutilator666 to pieces" one bit.

Now I want to know what it sounds like when a T-Shirt melts.

mutilator666 08-02-2007 09:27 AM

yeah i was talking about a flame thrower, sorry, i forgot the name and i wanted to write the story fast.
so, did you liked the idea.

mutilator666 08-02-2007 09:29 AM

havent you ever seen Alien.
well, when the alien throws acid on the invalid man, what does it sounds like?

massacre man 08-02-2007 09:29 AM

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Originally Posted by mutilator666 (Post 618347)
havent you ever seen Alien.
well, when the alien throws acid on the invalid man, what does it sounds like?

I don't know, but I don't think you can melt fabric, I think it just burns.

mutilator666 08-02-2007 09:36 AM

yes u can, i did that to a friends tshirt with some kind of acid my dad had in his working room, and then i said it was an accident:D
but it wasnt!!!!!!!!!!!:D :D :D :D

massacre man 08-02-2007 09:38 AM

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Originally Posted by mutilator666 (Post 618359)
yes u can, i did that to a friends tshirt with some kind of acid my dad had in his working room, and then i said it was an accident:D
but it wasnt!!!!!!!!!!!:D :D :D :D

Your dad hides acid in his work room?

Angra 08-02-2007 09:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mutilator666 (Post 618359)
yes u can, i did that to a friends tshirt with some kind of acid my dad had in his working room, and then i said it was an accident:D
but it wasnt!!!!!!!!!!!:D :D :D :D


How old are you?

mutilator666 08-02-2007 09:44 AM

the truth is that im 25.
but when im writing in the register stuff in every web page, i just write a date

mutilator666 08-02-2007 09:46 AM

yes, he works with acids, machines and all that stuff:)


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