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Beheading by guillotine! Death from auto- erotisism or seppuku? |
Seppuku
Once again,Get "french kissed" by alien,or have Predator stick his wrist blades up your butt?? |
french kiss
get caught masterbating by your mom or your dad? |
Dad.
Get teaching lessons by thomasgeorge,or get held back at school 3 grades? |
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headache or toothache? |
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be attacked by (on a boat, and you have to fight it off with everyday things) a giant squid or a great white shark |
Giant Squid,just make a huge ass salt gun,and the fuckers dead.
Get bitten by a vampire,or get bitten by a zombie,but have the abillity to control yourself. |
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eat rotten eggs or rotten fish |
Eat Rotten eggs
Get killed by tastycakes or get killed by Sweetooth |
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tasty cakes.. plz let me die by tasty cakes' :o living in an aslylum or living with your grandparents?? |
Grandparents....they're old as hell,they'll die soon,so you get the house.Plus you could have really loud sex and they wont ever hear it!!
Run away from running zombies,only to get eaten by them,or run away from a shitload of aliens,only to get killed by them? |
zombies
ride a bike with no seat naked or ride a bike with no seat wearing pink gloves? |
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pink gloves..would rather feel gay..than be turned into one die in a plane crash or die in a car crash..? |
if you feel, you are.....and if im not mistaken your a girl right? so a pole up your asss wouldnt make YOU gay.
car crash have sex with warwick davis or eat more dog crap? |
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LOL also seeing i will get an ass kicking for answering the sex questions.. serve up the dog crap..just make sure theres alot of ketchup wake up next to a zombie..or a horse..after a night of heavy loving? |
a horse, so i can ride off into the sunset when im done.
grow a penis on your forehead or grow a forehead on your penis? *for girls, vagina |
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well..'hands on her hips'.. theres a lot of dumb cunts out there anyways..male or female so i guess 'mumbles' to tell a lie or live a lie.?? |
Tell a lie
I can't think of one,so skip me. |
feet or death
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ok i will go with feet . drink shampoo or eat worms?? |
Eat Worms.....them bitches got protein!
Spend a day with posher except your thomasgeorge or spend a day with me? |
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anymore choices?? j/kidding ..i think a day with you would be an awesome day..then a day with posher...i would absolutely slaughter thomas. eat food off the ground or eat food directly from a homeless mans hand ? |
the ground
commit suicide or murder a close family member? |
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a close family member flesh eating wound or burnt beyond recognition ? |
flesh eating wound, just cut my knee cap off.
raped by one thousand maniacs or willingly have sex with charles manson? |
Manson.
I don't care how creepy someone is, if it's willing instead of rape. I have a rape fear, not creepy willing sex fear. Sleep with a dead person or sleep with a family member? |
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Kill a bus or kill a police car. |
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college kids.
drown or burn to death? |
Drown.
Would you rather Die of a Heroin overdose or Shoot yourself in the head??? |
heroine
kill every animal you run into for the rest of your life or live skinless? |
Live skinless.
Have to listen to a paris hilton album or have your head torched untill it just explodes. |
hilton album
spend the night in kevin bacon's bed or gutted like a fish? |
Gutted like a fish,i hate other people in my bed.
Kill your favorite animal or you one of your family members? |
if i can go as far as second cousins then kill a relative
drink american beer or suck a tramps cock? |
Neither,i dont drink,and im not gay.:)
Fall into the world of Star Wars or get cut in half by Darth Vader? |
What the hell kind of whacko thread is this anyway???????????????????
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entertainment.....
fall in star wars talk in tounge's forever or be homeless? |
Talk in tongues forever
be king of the apes or lord of the dance? |
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