HaHaHa...He dropped the hula hoop

The chicken man is really scary when he gets up close and you see his vulture eye, staring at you.

Moonwalk
Drums
Model...Haha, that was funny
McDonalds...lol
Fried Chicken...He's obviously a cannibal :D
Mosh
Puke...That was TOO funny
John Travolta

LOL - After a few requests, which he graciously performed, I told him he was clever and he did a kinda "aw, shucks" action! Impressive I must say! :D

That poor, poor chicken LOL

I told him to "Disco Dance" and he did a quite passable impression of Travolta!

Something must have got lost in translation when i asked him to "jump on the couch"cos he shrugged his shoulders then pretended to urinate on the furniture,even giving his pretend penis a good shake at the end!Must be more of a Cock than a chicken:rolleyes: :D

This gives a whole new meaning to "make it dance to your own tune." I had so much fun with this chicken and this thread all evening.:)

this chicken is evil,....

i put him to the test and commanded five pushups, he gave me four.......

he did it wrong on purpose so that i wouldnt think he was a demon in my computer.

Tell it to "pee". Fucking hysterical. "Smoke" is funny as well.

I typed in lose yourself and the chicken went psycho.

i told it to punch it self and he started to hit his head on the furniture lol

i tryed stand on head
burn off beak so you don't damage other chickens
kill your self
piss on floor
ass sex?
jerk off
show us your cock get it "cock"

he stood on his head

I got him to piss on the couch...

Not what I wanted him to do.

Stupid chicken.



Then de did the whole "stop, drop & roll" thing when I typed in fire.
And when I told him to die, he was kinda melodramatic.

i got this chicken shit to adjust the thermostat to 70, he started rubbing his wings together like he was cold....





just kidding, he just hid behind the sofa.

This chicken is the best thing since Radiskull!