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novakru 01-06-2007 10:27 AM

I'd leave everything to crabby-he'd know what to do with it:D

Roderick Usher 01-06-2007 11:41 AM

Thanks for the books, Rayne - Awesome

I Roderick Usher being of disturbed mind and shaky body do hereby bequeath the following to:

To Alky - I leave my unsold scripts, someone's got to direct them

To Vodstok - I leave all my how-to books and style manuals maybe that'll answer your questions

To Urge - I leave my colection of animal skulls, you collect everything else so...

To Return - I leave my rolodex of casting directors and producers and the autographed cast posters from the plays I've done

To Haunted - I leave my vast collection of religious iconography that compose the numerous altars around my apartment...from Catholic statuary to vodou figurines and even the black velvet Elvis painting

To Lady Frost - I leave my DVD collection, you seem to have missed most of the good ones so far - watch them!

To Flayed - I leave whatever booze I didn't drink and the notes of all my unfinished projects (300-400 of them)

To ElvisChrist - My CD and LP collection of DC Hardcore

To Neverending - My 45 rpm collection - more than 500 songs from the 50s-70s

To Rayne - I leave my budding collection of contemporary art.

To OMCDave - I leave my dozen or so japanese t-shirts

To Miss Olivia - I leave my guitars, my recordings and my undying respect

To Cheeba - My Le Cruset and All-Clad...enjoy

To Zero - My collection of crime fiction because there's more to you than the monkey

To Crabby - my EC Comics and Famous Monsters mags

ferretchucker 01-06-2007 12:43 PM

*ahem* *nudge* *nudge*

alkytrio666 01-06-2007 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Roderick Usher (Post 530056)
To Alky - I leave my unsold scripts, someone's got to direct them

I'd make you proud. :)

ferretchucker 01-06-2007 01:15 PM

To alky i leave my fourth born son. Dont ask how I can have that many at 14 but i got sven other in the car and i only have 8 seats. One has to go.

The Flayed One 01-06-2007 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Roderick Usher (Post 530056)
To Flayed - I leave whatever booze I didn't drink and the notes of all my unfinished projects (300-400 of them)

Wonderful! That brings my collection of unfinished projects to almost 1000:p (I'll drink the leftover booze and brood about it)

_____V_____ 01-06-2007 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ferretchucker (Post 530022)
All those people V and I didn't get anything. I guess I need to have been on for longer than a year to get noticed.

Dont feel bad, FC. I leave you my collection of spotlights. I m sure you ll love those.;)

stubbornforgey 01-07-2007 02:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _____V_____ (Post 530287)
Dont feel bad, FC. I leave you my collection of spotlights. I m sure you ll love those.;)

if he dont want them.. :D
can i have as well plz plz plz

ferretchucker 01-07-2007 04:27 AM

mwhaahahahahahahahahahahahahyahaha, now i can get back at those neighborswho keep me awake by having their lights on all night!

hammerfan 01-08-2007 12:10 PM

Just thought of another one (told you I was forgetful):

To omcdave, I leave my Veterinary Technician study books so he can take care of his cat.

ferretchucker 01-08-2007 12:11 PM

cats rock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hammerfan 01-08-2007 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ferretchucker (Post 531121)
cats rock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now I definitely like you!!

ferretchucker 01-08-2007 12:20 PM

I have a tabby called Tigger and a...well two cats on the streets kid called
Cleo. (short for Cleocatra)

hammerfan 01-08-2007 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ferretchucker (Post 531139)
I have a tabby called Tigger and a...well two cats on the streets kid called
Cleo. (short for Cleocatra)


Go to the members section and look up "taylorsmommy". That's me in a previous incarnation.

hammerfan 01-08-2007 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by omcdave (Post 531167)
thanks kiddo i love it ...here kitty kitty :D

I'm also leaving you all of my "cat stuff" - calendars, books, notecards, etc. :D

GorePhobia 01-08-2007 03:10 PM

I always get left out of all the cool threads. :(

stubbornforgey 01-08-2007 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ferretchucker (Post 530022)
All those people V and I didn't get anything. I guess I need to have been on forlonger than a year to get noticed.



V got shit loads !!

and mmmmmm thanks V for the collection ..
for that i will chuck in my subs

ferretchucker 01-09-2007 06:43 AM

turkey subs?:)

novakru 01-09-2007 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GorePhobia (Post 531272)
I always get left out of all the cool threads. :(

You're just the black sheep of the family...like me:)

ferretchucker 01-09-2007 09:43 AM

who are you again?

novakru 01-09-2007 09:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ferretchucker (Post 531672)
who are you again?


Who are YOU .....smartass:D

X¤MurderDoll¤X 01-09-2007 09:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ferretchucker (Post 531672)
who are you again?

only speak when you're spoken too, newbie. :mad:

ferretchucker 01-09-2007 12:30 PM

ooooooh, someone didn't have their nappy nap.

Was next doors light on again and it kept you up? :p

ferretchucker 01-10-2007 07:17 AM

by SPAM, do you mean that canned crap or e-mail spam

X¤MurderDoll¤X 01-10-2007 10:12 AM

I don't get it.

ferretchucker 01-10-2007 10:37 AM

sounds like the title of your life story

X¤MurderDoll¤X 01-10-2007 10:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ferretchucker (Post 532196)
sounds like the title of your life story

aww looks like I hurt someone's feelings the other day by calling them annoying. :(

Don't worry about it too much, hun. I don't exactly have the most popular opinions on the site. Also I was just annoyed because of how many threads had been made that were just like yours, on a subject that I am very much sick of.

alkytrio666 01-10-2007 12:20 PM

Let's all be friends. :)

X¤MurderDoll¤X 01-10-2007 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alkytrio666 (Post 532233)
Let's all be friends. :)

I myself am friends with everyone on here. :)

Disease 01-10-2007 08:26 PM

Can you guys stop complaining when some one doesn't leave you something in their will, it is thier will, and thier dead now, so have some respect!

The STE 01-10-2007 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bloodrayne (Post 529584)
lol, that was a good one...She's 18 now so she's no longer technically 'mine'...But, she IS newly available ;)

That's what you think


BTW, is all your bondage gear spoken for?

bloodrayne 01-10-2007 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The STE (Post 532438)
BTW, is all your bondage gear spoken for?

Oh, I'd save that for you...Of all the people here, I figure you'd get the most use out of it ;)

The STE 01-10-2007 08:49 PM

Damn straight...




...I mean, hooray, thanks

bloodrayne 01-10-2007 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The STE (Post 532445)
Damn straight...




...I mean, hooray, thanks

Of course, I'll be dead ya know...You may get my ghost with it :p

The STE 01-10-2007 09:01 PM

and your ghost will get a right spanking

ferretchucker 01-11-2007 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X (Post 532235)
I myself am friends with everyone on here. :)

I'm sorry. you also called me a newb.

X¤MurderDoll¤X 01-11-2007 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ferretchucker (Post 532620)
I'm sorry. you also called me a newb.

pssht you are a newb. :p

Burning in Hell 01-11-2007 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by omcdave (Post 532668)
whats a newb ?

Oh my god, duck for cover!

Burning in Hell 01-11-2007 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by omcdave (Post 532677)
why do newbs kill by cutting off your head ?

No, but you're bound to be called one for having asked that question ;)

Despare 01-11-2007 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by omcdave (Post 532684)
im not a newb at almost 5000 posts me thinks...how many do you need to have to not be a newb ?

You need at least 100 interesting and/or relevent posts. You're getting there...


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