Was the word "know" meant to be in that sentence?

Only if you realy, realy need it to be.

I am so confused and hungry!

'sigh'

plz don't turn this into a happy thread.
Us morbid ppl need a place of our own in here :o

very well.

Life hurts, happiness is pointless.

Come on, we wanna cheer him up!

lol
 

cheer up! my dear good friend. well i tried to upload a cool picture it is too complicated. damn new format.

oi..!!laughter is banned from this thread :o :p

I have to sigh, my girlfriend got way to drunk at dinner tonight and it ended up being a debacle, I hate these nights.:(

thats the spirit.. !!!!!!!!!!

I got sick from bad sushi and missed my one chance of going out with the girl who was considering going out with me. The day i missed school her ex asked her out and she said yes.

Which reminds me........last week I had a vacation with the family at Universal Theme Park in Orlando.We all went out to eat at the Hard Rock Cafe......I had the grilled salmon.....an hour later we are walking around CityWalk....The hotel is about a 15 min. walk from there.At this point its just me and the wife [the kids went back to the hotel already] and I suggested we head back [ was feeling something going on in my nether regions ].

Halfway back it hit me.....cramps like i've never felt before......I seriously thought I was going to shit my pants.....I'm trying not to let on to my wife and ruin the nice walk back...she's telling me a story or something, but all I can do is concentrate on NOT shitting myself. She notices i'm not really paying attention and ask...Are you listening to me?....I had to tell her....I was almost doubled over at this point. So we pick up the pace a bit [although i'm kinda taking baby steps, so as not to cause too much jostling ]. I'm actually looking at the bushes for a place to squat but know if that happens it would not be good....not at all.

I make it back to the hotel and thank god there was a mens room in the lobby.........barely made it....pants just at the knees when the explosions occured.

Other than that it was a great trip.

dont you love the way the need increases expedentially with how close you are to the destination ...

my poor kid had that exact problem yesterday ..we were out downtown at my wifes work function's kids party ...


you know - when you said nether regions, i thought you were talking about having a vacation hotel boner for the wife and were going to go into detail.

i guess that particular activity took the shine off of any potential marital shenanigans that night :)

No shenanigans at all that week. Eight of is adjoining rooms, my four kids,son-in-law, and my nephew.

nothing they all couldnt see on the discovery network :)

was it a nice hotel?

I went to london this weekend and stayed at The Hilton. (yes, the one in England owned by Paris's dad.) It was pretty good and we had a full view over london. Then we went and saw the new musical "we will rock you". It's a play written by Brian May with all of the Queen songs fitted into it.

wheres the morbid replies????? :o

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okay, is this morbid enough?

At the hilton I has so many full english breakfasts in one hour i had to undo one notch on my belt.

Doom And Gloom Ppl!!!

niiiiiiiice

nononono..he's just likes being a funnyman :D

plus he forgot the gloom pic

a hef gluf lef

Ahem.

And as I sat there loathing
Dripping blood on the roses beneath the pallor of the moon,
I heard the wolf cries tear the air asunder
And I knew she was my brother.

nICEEEEEEEEEE..
thats what i want..gloom..
more gloom plz

I'm so depressed, I can barely bother to look at that. Perhaps I shall kill myself. Woe is me.

now..em not the most roundest cookie in the jar
but em pegging that you ppl are mocking me..
BASTARGES!!:o

Now whatever would give you that idea????:confused:








































:p

'sigh'


a cat almost got run over this afternoon..
why oh why was the driver not concentrating on his target

the only thing cats are good for is keeping old people off the streets.

.... and rubbing out annoying babies.

i've always been a cat person. Then my nans cat died in my lap from diabeties. Although she was 19.

Haha, so true.

humans produce 1/10 of the gasses polluting the earth. 70% of the gas made by humans is made by old people. Kill everyone when they reach 50 and be done with it!

I would like to know why do these oldies always complain that they are cold and penniless, then go off on a world cruise in winter, then buy a brand new car!

If gas is that plentiful from old people, send them my way, I need some for my car. :D

sounds like my mum, minus the car.

by gas i assume you mean petrol?

and you dont use your MOBILE phone there. ;)