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The_Return 11-04-2006 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by bigloader (Post 502812)
I taught that shit movie a lesson...

...by spending my hard earned money on it's merchadise:rolleyes:

The_Return 11-04-2006 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Chase (Post 502172)
Dr. Chopper

I bought that for $3 at Wal-Mart awhile back, havent bothered to watch it yet.....

spookshowbitch 11-04-2006 05:16 PM

Cabin Fever
That's the most boring movie EVER!

Popsicle Cannibal 11-05-2006 01:20 PM

Actually, House of the Dead is SO incredibly bad, that it's kinda like a Plan 9 From Outer Space like movie for me. Yes, that's right. Uwe Boll is our generation's Ed Wood.

EarthSlayer 11-05-2006 04:53 PM

I LOVE.... Plan 9 From Outer Space!!:D Maybe I should check out House of the Dead huh?

the_real_linda 11-05-2006 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by spookshowbitch (Post 502842)
Cabin Fever
That's the most boring movie EVER!

it really is....tho i squirmed at the bit when that random woman shaved off her skin in the bath.....was eughy.

The_Return 11-05-2006 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Popsicle Cannibal (Post 503277)
Actually, House of the Dead is SO incredibly bad, that it's kinda like a Plan 9 From Outer Space like movie for me. Yes, that's right. Uwe Boll is our generation's Ed Wood.

I am also a fan of House of the Dead, but I couldnt disgree more with you comparing Boll to Ed Wood!

Ed Wood really cared about the craft, he put his heart and soul into all of his early films (He sort of fell to shit in later years, but lets try and forget about that, shall we?:))

Boll makes films with the sole intent of making a buck, and he's even admitted that in interviews. (I dont have the link to back that up, but I found it on this forum in the first place, Im sure a search could turn it up)

While Ed made "bad" films simply because he was sadly lacking in funds (and talent;)), Boll's movies suck simply because there is no desire to make something good.

Ed Wood is one of my favourite filmmakers of all time...even though I did throughly enjoy House of the Dead, I have no respect for Boll.

melaniepants 11-05-2006 10:51 PM

omg i just watched Tooth fairy what a waste of time and money

freddy69 11-06-2006 03:26 AM

ring2
 
that movie makes no damn sense at all.i hate that movie:mad:

melaniepants 11-06-2006 02:24 PM

The pumpkin karver:mad:

swiss tony 11-07-2006 02:47 AM

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Originally Posted by melaniepants (Post 503952)
The pumpkin karver:mad:

you really hate that movie. watch hoboken hollow. i have a grudge against that shitty movie. also, someone told me the gift was brilliant. total B.S.:mad:

ShankS 11-07-2006 02:55 AM

Alone in the Dark was pretty shit.

melaniepants 11-07-2006 10:17 AM

yeah i really hate that movie lol thanx swiss tony ill consider that one lol

melaniepants 11-07-2006 10:18 AM

alone in the dark was pretty gay i forgot about that movie

slayer666 11-07-2006 02:41 PM

So many to pick from. Off the top of my head, I'd have to go with House of the Dead.

PhilnEdee 11-07-2006 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by slayer666 (Post 504478)
So many to pick from. Off the top of my head, I'd have to go with House of the Dead.

House of the Dead is the worst POS ever marketed...remember the trailer with Party Up in Here by DMX playing??? God I hate that movie and the whole way is was pushed on us.

Pumpkin Karver is quite possibly this years worst movie (horror or otherwise) to come out.

Spec7ral 11-09-2006 11:25 PM

house of the dead was pure sewage spritzer
alone in the dark was a terrible "buy 2 get 3rd one free!" 3rd movie pickupp

i thought house of 1000 corpses was a fun tribute/ripoff, high tenson i thought was fast paced and didnt pull any punches (although the ending was a little too predictable/easy was to end it) and cabin fever i loved. i actually watched that movie twice in a week when i first saw it. I hadn't done that again til i saw feast a few weeks back.

BTW plan 9 doesn't hold a candle to Robot Monster for purest shit movie from back in the day. That reminds me i really need to pick those up sometime :D

EarthSlayer 11-10-2006 02:50 AM

I bought both PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE and ROBOT MONSTER togather as a pack a couple years back for about 10 dollars! What a find!! Both those movie suck so much they rule !!:D

melaniepants 11-10-2006 11:39 AM

Rest stop was horrible. i was really pissed when i seen that movie. I was dieing to see it and everytime i walked into blockbuster they were sold out. So my dumb ass went and bought it. Whata waste of 21.96:mad:

SleezeQueen 11-10-2006 02:00 PM

Hostel :mad:

Shady 11-10-2006 02:07 PM

Slaughtered Vomit Dolls, Ax'Em, Alone in the Dark, BloodRayne

SleezeQueen 11-10-2006 02:11 PM

How WAS BloodRyne xactly. so far I have refused to see it simply on the grounds that the girl who plays her is ugly and doesnt look like her at all lol

Shady 11-10-2006 02:15 PM

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How WAS BloodRyne xactly. so far I have refused to see it simply on the grounds that the girl who plays her is ugly and doesnt look like her at all lol
All I can say is do not see it. By far one of worst movies ever made.

SleezeQueen 11-10-2006 02:16 PM

To bad it was a hott video game :p It really bugs me when they dont do things the right way when they have a book/game to go off of!

Spec7ral 11-10-2006 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by EarthSlayer (Post 505837)
I bought both PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE and ROBOT MONSTER togather as a pack a couple years back for about 10 dollars! What a find!! Both those movie suck so much they rule !!:D


jealousy factor at about a 10 on that one

urgeok 11-10-2006 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by EarthSlayer (Post 505837)
I bought both PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE and ROBOT MONSTER togather as a pack a couple years back for about 10 dollars! What a find!! Both those movie suck so much they rule !!:D


have the exact same one

Spec7ral 11-10-2006 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by SleezeQueen (Post 506202)
Hostel :mad:

hostel was only a letdown to me cause it was built up by all my friends that i would love it. it taught me that non-horror junkies aren't aware that just cause it's a horror movie doesn't mean i think its gold.

SleezeQueen 11-10-2006 03:27 PM

Well I had the same thing. Everyone is "oh youll luv it so much, its so gory blah blah blah" but then it was like a bad softcore porn with whiny victims :p

urgeok 11-13-2006 09:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Renob (Post 508234)
probably about 70% of the horror movies of the last five years sucked massive cock. I still see all of them, but most of them blow.

The Ring 2
The Grudge
Saw 2...

another brilliant review !!

still cant get over your cock fixation.

thanks for dumbing down the forum bigloader.

EarthSlayer 11-13-2006 11:56 PM

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Originally Posted by urgeok (Post 508245)

thanks for dumbing down the forum bigloader.

Lets face it ,it was kinda dumb already ;)

urgeok 11-14-2006 03:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Renob (Post 508279)
Why do you give me shit after everything I post?


because you're an idiot ..

your world exists of shit, cocks, and big loads.
anyone with the intelligence of at least a pencil sharpener would find it childish and pointless.

why do you keep coming back here ?

BloodRedFlower 11-14-2006 03:25 AM

*grabs the popcorn and gets ready for the fight*

urgeok 11-14-2006 06:19 AM

i dont fight.

swiss tony 11-16-2006 08:12 AM

did you call yourself renob because its boner backwards? i'm not making fun, just wondered. also, are you that big loader guy?

makemebad 11-16-2006 08:16 AM

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Originally Posted by swiss tony (Post 509550)
did you call yourself renob because its boner backwards? i'm not making fun, just wondered. also, are you that big loader guy?

hahahahaha

horrormad 11-19-2006 12:09 PM

shitty film
 
the worst film i've ver seen thats a horror film from the past 5 years has to be jason x. i mean it's still a friday the thirteenth film but where's camp crystal lake. where's the hot camper. where's the freaking boat scene!!

PhilnEdee 11-20-2006 01:01 PM

Like to add Mortuary to the list...wow that was bad...got some artwork from my 7yo that trumps the CGI at the end of this one!

crazy raplh 11-24-2006 12:24 PM

cemetary gates.

The New Barbarian 12-07-2006 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by BloodRedFlower (Post 501895)
The Grudge is being listed as on of the worst horror movies in the last 5 years? I didn't see it, but I read on the Forum that it's genious. :confused:

Well, my answer is: Alone in the Dark.


Thanks for reminding me of that piece of crap. Alone in the Dark shoud remain alone in the dark underground in New Mexico, FOREVER!

Despare 12-07-2006 03:34 PM

Desperate Souls


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