"do you validate parking?"

hows about a fuck first ??

Shit, I lost my retainer. My mom's gonna KILL ME.

I swear to you officer, she said she was eighteen!

counselor: "Mr. Kreuger, it's your turn."

Freddy: "My name's Freddy and.....I'm a homicidal maniac."

group: "Hi, Freddy."

"is it me or does this blood taste like Ketchup??"

COOKIE!!!!!

Chocolate sauce? You mean this is chocolate sauce? It's not even real blood?! Wait! It's not even Hersheys. Shit! It's not even Quick! It's fucking generic chocolate sauce! I... Fuck it! I quit! And not only that... I'm going on Oprah, and I'm tellin' her why!

BOSCO????

very funny and good to see you back around Haunted!

"What's in your wallet?"

"Where's my blankie?"




"Oh poo, I've got a hangnail."

michael to freddy..'dude can u scratch my back'?

"Oh wait...It's SUNDAY?...I can't kill anyone on SUNDAY, that just wouldn't be right...I'll catch up with you tomorrow, okay?...Don't leave town or anything"

Is it friday? Hmm... I can only murder fishermen on friday...

ok
 

Theres a 2 for one sale on red heads down at the Super Save on Thursdays. Plus I've got coupons!

It's not anything you have done it's me. I have some issues right now, my shrink thinks it has something to do with my childhood. Be a luv and put the kettle on and I'll tell you all about it if you want, oh and bring a box of tissues I may get a bit emotional.

"After this, I'm going to Disneyland!"

You got that right.


Just messing with....it was too perfect to pass up:p

That's the best one yet.

I was hoping to post another one. I realize that this is not actually a competition, however, I just feel that anything I could post at this point would be utter shit.

But I'll be back...

That would be really weird if one of them said that.

Michael Meyers:That's the best one yet.

I was hoping to post another one. I realize that this is not actually a competition, however, I just feel that anything I could post at this point would be utter shit.

But I'll be back...


*Walks away*

Jamie Lee Curtis sits, bewildered.

"Ummm. What the hell just happened?"
Loomis: Damned if i know. Shoudl i shoot him? i wanna hear what he says next...

:)

jason to michael..
'lets get that lil fuck chucky!!!!'

"How can i go on a killing spree tonight...i've absolutely nothing to wear"

puts on a tight little shorts and sees officer bill

"hi officer nice time last night "

Die mother fuc.......... wait, just hand on a minute. Can someone just remind me of my motivation for killing this topless large breasted teenager?? I've completely forgotton, she appears just to be here having fun with her friends, you know having sex, smoking grass and skinny dipping. That can't be the reason, can it? It just doesn't seem morally right to me.

I was bullied at school you know. My father used to beat me and my mother was on crack, so I'm afraid you will have to die, not sure why but it makes me happy. Oh and don't think it's anything to do with me having a small penis, it's not alright. Honestly it's not, it's massive, in fact I could probably kill you with that alone. What's that you want to see it, er no I'm a bit shy and it is cold this evening, and I got all wet in the rain, just shut up!! (starts quietly crying and walks off in a huff)

running into the woods in my underwear is a fantastic idea....

ive never drank alcohol, had sex or took drugs....scouts honour

i'll wont be right back

lol....thats great!


i think i'll take these high heels off so i wont fall over at a pivotal moment

im gonna dress up as my dead father

Feel the delightful pain....while I finish this tasty Pipsi!!!!(shameless sponsor plug) Pipsi....can't disembowel without it.

hail to the queen baby!

Help me get out of this rubber.....

my mothers obsession with god has not affected me and i will lead a perfectly normal life as a prom queen

LOL


I will use my destructive mental powers to feed hungry children overseas.

DO IT BABY!!HURT ME ..HURT ME GOOD.!!

yeah yeah...thats the spot..!!
emmmmmmmm cummingggggggggg!!

LOL


Aww hell.....blood everywhere....why did I wear the WHITE pants?

lol to miss.o's

pinhead-we will fold your soul into a swan which you can place at the table at your dinner party's

scuso momento'..does anybody know where i can get a 'how to kill '
manual??

i am over the death of my son who drownd in the lake