Bite me........whatever the f*ck that means :D

Or...Counch instead of couch...

I think some of the things you have described are matters of identification and definition (not to mention recognition) rather than fact. The guy who blew up took his chances and paid the price, but it was not inevitable. Regional dialect and habits are really just that.

All this drives me completely batshit.

You have just hit apon my biggest pet peeve.
People do NOT know how to drive here either.
I always get some little punk ass riding on my tail and I wonder if he/she realizes that if I had to stop suddenly,that he/she would be crashed in MY KIDS SEAT??? ooooo that pisses me off.
I went to get my NC driver's license awhile back and didn't bother to look at the book, I was thinking "all these MORONS drive here,what's the point?"
Well I FAILED it!
It had no questions about road rules except the one about "If a blind person comes to an unmarked crosswalk,and holds his stick up... blah blah blah."
The rest were these obscure laws in referrance to drunk driving. (apparently everybody is a bad driver here because they are constantly drinking and need to know the rules so they can escape the cops unless of course they are part of the crowd that pay them off every month so they can do anything they damn well please)

People also need to chill the fuck out when they drive-there are too many accidents and deaths because people are NOT PAYING attention and road rage.
This little 6 year boy was recently shot accidently because of road rage-that is the MOST senseless and tragic kind of death I can imagine.

there is no such word as 'irregardless' - if there were it would mean "without regard to there being no regard"

the noun is quotation as in " i have a quotation from Abraham Lincoln" not 'quote' - 'quote' is the verb as in "so I am now going to quote Lincoln"

damnit

I'm coming south, with a hammer. Hide.

I was preparing a smart ass comeback, but decided to just laugh instead :)




Something else that drove me nearly insane while i was unemployed. Watching court shows like the people's court and judge judy, and the friggin white-trash idiots back talking the judge like a rebellios 16 year old. What the hell are they thinking? I have seen people lose cases for the full amount simply because they pissed off the judge! Is your 2 cents really worth $5000? I dont think so...

I think you're bluffing.

I hate it when when people change words such as This and That to Dis and Dat...Or instead of saying maybe they say maybies.

Something I've just noticed lately, maybe they've always done it and I just didn't notice, but on the news when a person is missing, they say "whatshisname has gone missing". How do you do GO missing?

"Where did you lose it?"

One that was just brought up in Last Seen Movie...

Quadrilogy is not a fucking word! :mad:

Fox made it up for the Alien boxset...it's Tetrology!

They should have used 'shag', 'hump' or 'screw' instead.

qaudrilogy, if I had been guessing, would have been what i would have thought meant a set of 4.

You're so anal you must be gay.

I COMPLETELY agree with this. Also-your and you're
NOBODY around here can get it through their heads that your is possessive and you're is YOU ARE!!!!

basically grammatical errors. prepositions at the end of sentences, slang in public speeches, and DOUBLE POSSITIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ! let me explain. now of course there are double negatives and they make me cringe, but if i hear one more person say something along the lines of "most importantly" i'm gonna lose my shit. on a side note i worked as a manager for an unnamed company that had customers in, among other states, illinois. now i had about 30 employees and they were all college graduates, were paid nicely, had good benefits, etc... there was this one girl that would pronounce the 's' in illinois when talking to customers. long story short i asked her repeatedly to stop and she couldn't (or wouldn't), so i fired her. she also came in late a lot, but that's beside the point. you're a fucking college graduate!!! your success in life should not depend on silent fucking 's' in illinois.

i also hate people that overuse profanities :D

Fuckin' a right on that one.

Imagine being in law school with fairly intelligent people yet those people cannot spell or use proper grammar. I read the law books and everything has improper punctuation.

Same with IT proffesionals.

i worked with a guy with a friggin computer science degree (associates from a community college though, so consider the source) who's grammar and spelling were so bad, our boss got an email from him fowarded to him from a customer asking if he was joking.

He had aspirations of being a pc repair tech for the company and actually told me once that "terminology wasnt important". In computers.

I guess there isnt really a difference between a screensaver and a desktop, or rom and ram. what do I know. and memory and storage, Same thing. Why not?

I hate when people pronounce "New Orleans" like "New Orleens"... or pronouncing "theatre" as "thee-ater".

So I guess I just hate rednecks.

Nah-lens.

crawdaddy

boobies.


all words associated with the crscent city.

i HATE the misuse of literally. "he literally took his head off!" NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! if anybody feels me on this you need to watch david's cross's bit on this subject - f-ing hilarious.

I think it would be interwesting to figuratively see someone lose their head.

know that song that was reorchestrated for the Two Towers trailer? The one from Requiem for a Dream? Yeah, it's called Lux Aeterna. It's not called 'Requiem for a Dream' or 'Requiem' or anything like that. Lux Aeterna. And it's by the Kronos Quartet, it is not by 'Requiem for a Dream'. 'Requiem for a Dream' is neither the performer nor the title of the song.

Nobody from New Orleans actually says that and Mardi Gras isn't just show your tits and get beads. I'm not arguing or anything, if chicks from out of town wanna come and take their shirts off it's fine with me, but it's completely unnesessary.

you mean Girls Gone Wild lied to us? DAMNIT

Yeah, when i was there there was a parade or something. I missed it. i was too busy throwing beads for boobies :)

Amen. I hate being behind people like that.

I also hate when people go through the drive-thru lane at the bank and try to take out a loan. If you're doing more than cashing a check or making a quick deposit, GO IN THE BANK!!!!! Oh yeah...and have the damn check written out BEFORE you get to the drive-thru. Don't wait until the teller starts talking to you to dig out your checkbook and pen.

Another pet peeve of mine is PDA, especially couples who must kiss at every stoplight or walk around with their hands in each other's back pockets.:mad: I can't help but make a gagging gesture and sound when I see that. Which leads me to my biggest pet peeve: people who beat me up when I make gagging gestures/sounds. :D

How about people who make complicated orders at the drive through?

i want a cheeseburger. Half the cheese, no pickels, extra onions, special sauce, extra lettuce, no mayo.

i want a hamburger, with cheese, no bacon, lettuce, no onion, pickles, no special sauce.

A large fry no salt

medium fry. with salt.


small coke, no ice.

a sprite, regular.

grrr.... Dont even go in. Go home and make your own godamn burger. Jerkoff...

Or better still... i saw this when i worked at wendy's when i was 18, no joke....


a fat Guy (at least 450 at about 6' 3") ordered 2 triples with cheese (for the uninitiated, and triple at wendy's is lettuce, tomatoe, onion, ketchup, mustard mayo, with 3 slices of cheese and 3 1/4 lb patties) and bacon, 2 larg fries, a chili, a frosty and a 5 piece chicken nuggets.


And a diet coke.


A few days later, there was a family of 4 that came in where they all were huge... they all also ordered triples with cheese, and i think junior bacon cheeseburgers on the side. For god's sake, the youngest kid couldnt have been over 12..... I couldnt eat thatmuch at his age and i have the biggest appetite of any i have ever known...

All with, you guessed it, diet coke...

the 12 year old:Awww... mom, i dont want diet! (imagine whiny fat-kid voice)

Mom: Shut up! it's healthy!

I swear, there is a section of our society that should collectively stick a gun in their mouth and squeeze the trigger.

Ok here's one I get all the time. I work at a hotel and when I'm not working the desk I'm driving the shuttle and taking towels and shit to guests. I also get the wonderful job of plunging toilets and dumb shit like that.

But the one thing I get most of all is I have to show people how to turn on the water....................IT'S A FUCKING KNOB, YOU TURN IT JACKASS!!!!!

Or how about those people that can't figure out how to open the door, ok I understand the a key card can be confusing for some but it has instructions printed right on it.

And finally: how to use the phone. Noone seems to be able to read the instructions that say "dial 9 for an outside line" so they call the desk after about 15 min of them arguing with the desk that thier phone is broken I get to go prove to them that they are just retarded...........it happens all the time.

I do that all the time.:o Well, I don't order a dump truck full of food, but I drink Diet Coke with everything. It's a sickness.:) I do agree that it seems just a tad bit ridiculous to order 5,000,000 calories worth of food and a Diet Coke.

Diet Coke isn't actually all that healthy. I mean, the newer stuff with Splenda is healthy, but the stuff with Aspertame is shite

Fat bastards often justify their mammoth greasy fast food intake by their 'diet' drink.

Thats because the diet drink counteracts the greasy fatty fast food.







sheesh:rolleyes:

AND, coke is where the fat an calories are. Everyone knows soda is like drinking salted lard with butter.

But only a tad more refreshing

The salted lard with butter is the best.. And low in caffine, so i dont have to cut back on my coffee intake :)


this reminds me of Homer claiming he ate healthy and marge reminding him that he puts butter in his coffee. :D

HaHa...That reminds me of the butter stick wrapped in bacon and a pancake...lol

I was barely talked out of trying that... I thought it was a waffle... But does it matter? I dont think so.