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VampiricClown 08-02-2006 01:42 PM

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Originally posted by omcdave
what anus?
Mine? :p

VampiricClown 08-02-2006 01:45 PM

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Originally posted by omcdave
please nc17
Are you 17 or older?

tachii 08-02-2006 01:46 PM

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Originally posted by VampiricClown
Mine? :p

don't even get me started on a whole other level of bizzare:eek:

VampiricClown 08-02-2006 01:47 PM

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Originally posted by tachii
don't even get me started on a whole other level of bizzare:eek:
Hey! Have you even seen my anus yet? Huh, huh? *looks around nervously* :eek:

lol

VampiricClown 08-02-2006 01:50 PM

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Originally posted by omcdave
seen one seen em all.
Oh, but mines different. I can assure you of that. :D

tachii 08-02-2006 01:50 PM

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Originally posted by VampiricClown
Hey! Have you even seen my anus yet? Huh, huh? *looks around nervously* :eek:

lol



what city block hasn't seen that ass (or lack there of)

VampiricClown 08-02-2006 01:52 PM

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Originally posted by tachii
what city block hasn't seen that ass (or lack there of)
AH HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Elm St. Hasn't yet. :D

tachii 08-02-2006 01:53 PM

i've heard otherwise:(

VampiricClown 08-02-2006 01:56 PM

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Originally posted by tachii
i've heard otherwise:(
:eek: From who?!:(

tachii 08-02-2006 01:57 PM

through the grapevine

VampiricClown 08-02-2006 02:00 PM

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Originally posted by tachii
through the grapevine
*Gasp* This really sucks. They weren't supposed to tell. :(

@ OMC
That's right! There is a difference. I'm safe! Phew...

tachii 08-02-2006 02:06 PM

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Originally posted by VampiricClown
*Gasp* This really sucks. They weren't supposed to tell. :(

@ OMC
That's right! There is a difference. I'm safe! Phew...




sure:rolleyes:

VampiricClown 08-02-2006 02:07 PM

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Originally posted by tachii
sure:rolleyes:
Worth a shot. lol

tachii 08-02-2006 02:09 PM

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Originally posted by VampiricClown
Worth a shot. lol

you don't fool me

VampiricClown 08-02-2006 02:09 PM

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Originally posted by tachii
you don't fool me
Just keep telling yourself that. ;)

tachii 08-02-2006 02:11 PM

fine i will then...so there!

VampiricClown 08-02-2006 02:12 PM

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Originally posted by tachii
fine i will then...so there!
It's all a dream, It's all a dream.









































Or is it?

tachii 08-02-2006 02:13 PM

nope

VampiricClown 08-02-2006 02:16 PM

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Originally posted by tachii
nope
:(

tachii 08-02-2006 02:18 PM

get your brain out the gutter

tachii 08-02-2006 02:20 PM

exactly, my path is being blocked

VampiricClown 08-02-2006 02:20 PM

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Originally posted by omcdave
did that ass just fart!
Dude, what's up with that?

VampiricClown 08-02-2006 02:21 PM

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Originally posted by tachii
exactly, my path is being blocked
I'd move by kindly and let you continue on your way. :)

tachii 08-02-2006 02:22 PM

and they say chivalry is dead

Posher778 08-02-2006 02:24 PM

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Originally posted by tachii
and they say chivalry is dead
*Holds door for Tachii*

VampiricClown 08-02-2006 02:26 PM

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Originally posted by Posher778
*Holds door for Tachii*
*knocks posher out and holds door for Tachii while giving her my coat to go out in the rain*




































Are you ok posher?...Posher?

Nah, I'm not that mean. But I do nice things for people, and no one gives a damn.:(

VampiricClown 08-02-2006 02:30 PM

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Originally posted by omcdave
you are very nice. funny two.
Thanks, You too. :)

Maybe it's because most people still look at me like a kid, and not an equal. *shrugs*

****Edit****
That was my 2222 post. I wasted it! Ugh...

PR3SSUR3 08-02-2006 02:30 PM

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Oh, but mines different. I can assure you of that.
Q: Is it still stuffed to the brim with cock?

:confused:

VampiricClown 08-02-2006 02:32 PM

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Originally posted by PR3SSUR3
Q: Is it still stuffed to the brim with cock?

:confused:

Haha, you wish. It's actually still a virgin anus....And it's staying that way.

VampiricClown 08-02-2006 02:33 PM

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Originally posted by omcdave
that sucks.im 40 and every body tells me im like a little kid.
I'm 17. I don't act like a little kid because I don't really say much, but I look really young. :(

VampiricClown 08-02-2006 02:41 PM

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Originally posted by omcdave
thats cool you can still get young girls.
To tell you the truth, I'd rather have an older girl over a younger one if I were to pick.

VampiricClown 08-02-2006 02:51 PM

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Originally posted by omcdave
yes older is better .
Especially when it comes to the parental situation.

PR3SSUR3 08-02-2006 03:02 PM

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thats cool you can still get young girls.

Hmmmm.....

:eek:

stubbornforgey 08-02-2006 04:05 PM

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Originally posted by VampiricClown
To tell you the truth, I'd rather have an older girl over a younger one if I were to pick.

funnily enough..
this is happening quite frequnetly lately amongst some of the younger members
around here.
One of the guys is 19 n his girlfreind just turned 29..
he reckons its all to do with maturity in and out of bed..'shrug'

VampiricClown 08-02-2006 06:09 PM

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Originally posted by stubbornforgey
funnily enough..
this is happening quite frequnetly lately amongst some of the younger members
around here.
One of the guys is 19 n his girlfreind just turned 29..
he reckons its all to do with maturity in and out of bed..'shrug'

I don't see anything wrong with it. Some guys like me just prefer to have a companion that is more mature and knows more about what's going on in life and not so highschoolish. My girlfriend is 3 years younger than me, but if you knew her, 98% of the time she acts like she's 19 or 20. She's not real big on the whole jealousy and drama thing. I've dated girls older than me that acted like they were not a day older than 11 though. So for right now, I believe I have made the right choice.

ItsAlive75 08-02-2006 06:45 PM

I date old women... like, 50 to 60 years my senior. I like my apple juice SOUR!

Miss Olivia 08-02-2006 06:50 PM

LOL more like prune juice.

Miss Olivia 08-02-2006 10:11 PM

Yep, you go.
To the nursing home.:D

ItsAlive75 08-02-2006 11:42 PM

Psh, y'all are just jealous. I found the perfect woman. She doesn't say much, she doesn't move much, and the only thing I have to do to make her happy is take her away from her home.

Miss Olivia 08-03-2006 09:24 AM

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Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Psh, y'all are just jealous. I found the perfect woman. She doesn't say much, she doesn't move much, and the only thing I have to do to make her happy is take her away from her home.
Yep, I'm jealous. I've always found sharpei's to be cute.
Do you change her diaper before you get busy?

:D


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