- Carnosar 12: The Tea Party
- The Sand Police
- Green Means Go

Ooo... And for the next hour and a half Eddie Murphy begins discovering that me and my lover, played by Jennifer Tilly, are fiendish killers. I like a little drama, so Eddie Murphy tries to shoot Jennifer Tilly, and I take the bullet for her. She is totally heart broken and cries begging me to live. Then she gets insanely pissed off...rage...wrath...they can't describe it... Then she tortures him to death and screaming like a wild savage woman who has lost the love of her life. At the very end, she takes me in her arms, kisses me, and shoots herself.

Damn that's fucking beautiful... especially if the sex scenes between me and Jennifer Tilly are lurid.

I loooooove Jennifer Tilly. I do prefer men, but there are very very few men who could make me pass over Jennifer Tilly. She's the High Priestess of Venus whether she knows it or not.

Thankfully for all of us here, I think she does know it. Did you know she has a sister who also acts? What was her name. Aaaaaaand, I'm, just kidding. Meg Tilly is cuter I think, but Jennifer Tilly radiates some kind of unbelievably powerful sensuality vibe.

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"Uwe Boll presents"

edit: beaten!

DAMN! Beaten to telling you that you were beaten!

Can we beat something anyways?

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i unno, you got bongos? :D

Meg Tilly won an Oscar for "Agnes of God" didn't she?

Golden Globe, she was only nominated for the oscar.

Pleasuring Thyself and Thy Sister: A Look Into Siamese Incest

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I think that would still get more rentals than pr3ssur3's "straightforward sex" title.

oh troublesome times :p

Well...You could beat each other...


Got any funoodles? :D

LoL, I'd rather have been here with you assholes then that one. Idiot's all pissed off because he's 40something and has to answer to someone half his age.

That guy MUST be an idiot...Cuz, I sure don't mind doing what Dustin says...In fact, I rather enjoy it ;) :D

Fucker doesn't have to enjoy it, he just has to do it before he gets fired by someone half his age.

Ouch!....I'm glad I don't have to worry about getting fired :)



I gotta go now...Hungry people here...

Catch you guys later


*muah*

"Knifegnome vs. Python, Ultimate Challenge 2: The Return"

Die you,alien scumbag!






Or.....












Rimjaw!

"A Ron Howard Film"

World War 2: The Musical.

wow. the venom!

Ok
 

Blood Rayne II & III
Doctor Who The Potty Training Years
Lords Of The Anal Ring
Butt Pirates of The Carribean
Britney Spears: Alien Birth I & II
Stephen Spielberg 1941 The Altered Edition
Feces I & II
Feces III The Wiping
Tom Cruise The Messiah
Alien Biker Lesbians Between The Pages The Deluxe Edition
Other Classics
The Waltons Gone Wild
MASH The Potter Diaries
The Flintstones Dinosaur Incest
Golden Girls The Porn Years

Re: Ok
 

...:) that probably exist

prequel:
MisterSadistro's spam orgy, the beginning...a true story

I know there's actually a Lords of the G-String....I saw it on HBO. It was one of those incredibly stupid softcore porn movies.

A modern day slasher/cooking movie starring Cheeba.

KILLING THYME

Uh........ LUV SUCKAH.

Citizen Crane

A remake of the Welles classic starring the cast of Fraser, with Eddie in the titular role!

The Night You Were Concieved: An Interactive Experience

Son of the Mask II: Loki's Castration

Dicks on a Plane

The O.C. Movie

Harry Twatter and the Prisoner of Asskabang

http://news.yahoo.com/s/eo/20060627/...QtU.zjI.Ss0NUE

Too late... poor Eddie.

That...was actually...extremely clever.....*quite impressed*...:cool:

"I Bet You $50 I Can Get People To Fall For This!"

Tagline- L. Ron Hubbard explains the REAL origins of scientology.

:D haahaha! Brilliant.

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poor cheeba :(

Crystal Meth: A Love Story

Charlie and the Chocolate Vasectomy

Star Whores Episode I: The Pussy's Venomous

Star Whores Episode II: Attack of the Bones

Star Whores Episode III: Revenge of the Dick

Star Whores Episode IV: A New Choke

Star Whores Episode V: The Empire Fucked my Ass

Star Whores Episode VI: Return of the Heterosexual

Dumb and Dumbererer

and

Sasquatch Hunters...oh wait. This movie exists...and I DID rent it.


:)

Sliced: A Circumcision Story

-The Big Promotion
-Rape
-Bank Rats

Jewel Case

One man's journey to remove the hard plastic security device from his newly purchased cd. If only he had stopped at the greeter...

Culinary School
Blondes Have More Fun
Trouble Trip