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Posher778 05-30-2006 12:44 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by VampiricClown
I go out in the sun, but it gives me a headache everytime, my heart starts hurting, and I can't help but get sunburned. Sucks really.

The next set of questions I am answering on behalf of the fact that IA75 doesn't want me to. :D

1. I do feel that way about them, but I'm not as perverted as you may believe. I think more with my feelings and heart over my dick.

2. I did snuggle and saw some titties while I was there....and some ass come to think of it.

3. There were waaaaaay too many people around to do a whole lot.

4. I'm not really planning on having sex until after marriage. BJ's and that sort of thing are ok though.

5. It's kind of hard not to feel any feelings when their breasts are just about out of their tops.

6. I could have if I wanted to, but I'm not a big enough pervert or sex crazed maniac to do so.

7. I did get a handjob that day and the day before, so I'm good to go.

Satisfied? I didn't think so. But look at it this way too, as soon as I get a house, I know of about 3 different girls that are wanting to move in with me.

I'm a very patient person despite
common belief...
But I thought you were a female!:D :D :D I'm JUST KIDDING.

VampiricClown 05-30-2006 12:46 PM
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Dante'sInferno 05-30-2006 12:46 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by VampiricClown
I go out in the sun, but it gives me a headache everytime, my heart starts hurting, and I can't help but get sunburned. Sucks really.

The next set of questions I am answering on behalf of the fact that IA75 doesn't want me to. :D

1. I do feel that way about them, but I'm not as perverted as you may believe. I think more with my feelings and heart over my dick.

2. I did snuggle and saw some titties while I was there....and some ass come to think of it.

3. There were waaaaaay too many people around to do a whole lot.

4. I'm not really planning on having sex until after marriage. BJ's and that sort of thing are ok though.

5. It's kind of hard not to feel any feelings when their breasts are just about out of their tops.

6. I could have if I wanted to, but I'm not a big enough pervert or sex crazed maniac to do so.

7. I did get a handjob that day and the day before, so I'm good to go.

8. Let's not even get into what I do in theaters...

Satisfied? I didn't think so. But look at it this way too, as soon as I get a house, I know of about 3 different girls that are wanting to move in with me. And they all are ok with each other being there.

I'm a very patient person despite common belief...
Can i move down there?

VampiricClown 05-30-2006 12:47 PM
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Dante'sInferno 05-30-2006 12:50 PM
Cool!

VampiricClown 05-30-2006 12:52 PM
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Dante'sInferno 05-30-2006 01:04 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by VampiricClown
BYOG=Bring Your Own Girl/Girls

Boo-Yah!
Um okay.:)










:-D

X¤MurderDoll¤X 05-30-2006 01:33 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by VampiricClown

I'm not really planning on having sex until after marriage.
reason?

VampiricClown 05-30-2006 01:37 PM
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X¤MurderDoll¤X 05-30-2006 01:44 PM
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Originally posted by VampiricClown

I have a better idea then. Let's see how many girls I can fuck before the end of they year.
Go.

I kind of understand what you're saying actually, but I don't see why you'd wait until after marriage.

VampiricClown 05-30-2006 01:46 PM
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VampiricClown 05-30-2006 01:47 PM
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ItsAlive75 05-30-2006 01:50 PM
Wahhh.

Wear a condom dude, or go all STE and get your giblets clipped.

VampiricClown 05-30-2006 01:53 PM
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Dante'sInferno 05-30-2006 01:53 PM
No one will ever fondle my pee pee.

ItsAlive75 05-30-2006 01:54 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by VampiricClown
Condom's fail
Tylenol fails sometimes, nothin's fool-proof. That aint a reason to not get your rocks off.

VampiricClown 05-30-2006 01:56 PM
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X¤MurderDoll¤X 05-30-2006 01:56 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by VampiricClown
Alright. Now, I need to go to a town where the girls aren't scared to death of me.
El Cajon, California.

Dante'sInferno 05-30-2006 01:57 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by VampiricClown
They do mine all the time, even in public.

@IA75
Oh, believe me. I'm going to now. I don't care if I do get'em prego. Quota for the rest of the year is 50.
No no no,i'm never letting a doctor fondle my pee pee.:)

VampiricClown 05-30-2006 01:58 PM
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Dante'sInferno 05-30-2006 01:59 PM
I hate victorville california..

VampiricClown 05-30-2006 02:00 PM
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Dante'sInferno 05-30-2006 02:01 PM
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Originally posted by VampiricClown
Not even a hot female doctor?
Maybe...





Wait....Hell no!

ItsAlive75 05-30-2006 02:03 PM
This is getting wierd and grooooooossssss

Dante'sInferno 05-30-2006 02:08 PM
Yeah,I agree.

Nyarlathotep 05-30-2006 02:34 PM
words just fail me :rolleyes:

VampiricClown 05-30-2006 02:47 PM
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ItsAlive75 05-30-2006 02:55 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by VampiricClown
Ummmm.....SO!? It's no different than any other thread in the general forum.
Just so long as every other thread has to do with your sex life...

Dante'sInferno 05-30-2006 02:58 PM
Boooooooooo

VampiricClown 05-30-2006 03:28 PM
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SpookyWriter 05-30-2006 04:40 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Just so long as every other thread has to do with your sex life...
I am too purdy for a sex life.

:mad:

scaryminda15 05-31-2006 04:53 AM
scaryminda15
 
lol well alot of weird talk going on here. your welcome Vamp.

SpookyWriter 05-31-2006 10:26 AM
That kitty isn't so scary. What's the catch?

The Flayed One 05-31-2006 11:08 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by SpookyWriter
That kitty isn't so scary. What's the catch?
FIXED!

X¤MurderDoll¤X 05-31-2006 11:10 AM
hi thar

Dante'sInferno 05-31-2006 11:17 AM
OH MY GOD!!!




Nooooooooooooooooooo!









No buttsecks...

scaryminda15 05-31-2006 01:34 PM
scaryminda15
 
lol very funny guys

VampiricClown 05-31-2006 02:49 PM
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scaryminda15 05-31-2006 02:50 PM
scaryminda15
 
i got ur back vamp!

ItsAlive75 05-31-2006 02:52 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by VampiricClown
Why does every thread I make go perverted after the 3rd page?
Might have somethin to do with...

Quote:
Originally posted by VampiricClown
The next set of questions I am answering on behalf of the fact that IA75 doesn't want me to. :D

1. I do feel that way about them, but I'm not as perverted as you may believe. I think more with my feelings and heart over my dick.

2. I did snuggle and saw some titties while I was there....and some ass come to think of it. And yes, I did touch some butt. But not often enough to offend anyone in public.

3. There were waaaaaay too many people around to do a whole lot.

4. I'm not really planning on having sex until after marriage. BJ's and that sort of thing are ok though.

5. It's kind of hard not to feel any feelings when their breasts are just about out of their tops.

6. I could have if I wanted to, but I'm not a big enough pervert or sex crazed maniac to do so.

7. I did get a handjob that day and the day before, so I'm good to go.

8. Let's not even get into what I do in theaters...

Satisfied? I didn't think so. But look at it this way too, as soon as I get a house, I know of about 3 different girls that are wanting to move in with me. And they all are ok with each other being there.


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