You don't seem to understand why coming here out of the blue to sell stuff is offensive to us...It's much more courteous to actually show at least SOME interest in US before you ask us to show interest in you...or your products...

This is my stand on this issue...As posted to someone else recently:

Please try to understand...How do you feel about door to door salesmen who come to your door while you and your family are spending time together...Maybe watching horror movies? ;)..If that salesman was a FRIEND...he could come and watch the movie WITH you, then maybe casually say something like: "Hey, I got something to show you that I think you might be interested in, because I know you guys"...There is a HUGE difference...


And...We hate commercials...

Only 4 payments of 19.99 when you order in the next ten minutes. We also throw in a totebag and a complementary can of spam with your purchase! Call Now!


^That's what I hear in my head everytime I read spam.

speaking of spam and tournaments, why not vote in the villains tournament? Link's in my sig! :D

SPAM! nah. I consistently vote in your tournament...

No...But, we did THAT, too...If you're interested...This is the actual page where he announced that he was leaving, and mentioned his other forum:

http://horror.com/forum/showthread.p...&pagenumber=91

...I noticed that almost all of his posters were gone...A lot of them really kicked ass, too...

I know, but the regulars have already voted in this match, and one or two more votes will end it, so I'm trying to get some more peoples

Do regulars get special prizes?

It's my entire fault.

I started the fad. And others wanted to be like mike.....er...me. Many people couldn't produce a tournament as ground breaking as mine...except for Gore. Which I'm proud that someone like him is caring the torch.

naked pictures of Terry Schiavo

I think I should get a royalty check for everytime someone makes a tournament.

Half of them are fucking retarded anyway.

"THE CONDOM BRAND TOURNAMENT!!"

First match!

Durex
http://claudia.weblog.com.pt/arquivo/durex.jpg

VS!!!

Trojan
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...jan_condom.jpg

the best kind of condom is the camouflage condom. They never see you coming








that was terrible...

Actually...I've been informed by MANY people that Trojan has the highest failure rate...So, I'd go with the other one:p

IF I used them, that is...

eh. NVM.

I don't think there are enough condoms out there for a tourny.

Show interest in you? is this a singles network? the interest is horror...you can keep attacking me all you want I find it amusing.

I don't even know what you're talking about. You can try to provoke me all you want but i'm not fighting with you on the forum. If you want to talk about this then you can pm me.

You're being attacked?.....not by tongs I hope.

so let me get this straight now, cause i guess I'm way off. In order to promote a business/ get sales. You must only go by word of mouth? 'your friends'

I mean, if i took out a television commercial. " ah fuck these commercials whens the show coming back on"...

as horror.com shows, forums are a huge form of communication. so why cant i post an ad without someone who screams at me, that I'm a hollywood prick (even though if his so called " movie " were to take off, he'd god damn well take a well paying job if it was offered him, andbecome one of those hollywood pricks")

I certainly cant take 2 years to befriend you, with the intention of selling you something, I'm sure that would go over real well when in march 2008 I let you know my intent.

so please Please divulge me. Is there some sort of tournament i could have created, in such way not pissing everyone off? shit.....

nono... that's ravage's alley.

I'm sorry you feel "attacked"...If that was directed at me, you are simply mistaken...

Please allow me to assist you in defining the phrase "Show interest in us (our forum)":

1) Express an interest in something related to the horror genre
2) Converse with a member or two in a thread in a manner which pertains to the topic of the thread (or pretty much anything really, we go off track, highjack and derail threads a LOT here...You would know that, if you took the time to join in and be a 'real' member)
3) Offer some of your own insight, wisdom, preferences, opinions or experiences pertaining to horror (or again, pretty much anything else, if you're in the General Forum)
4) Try to get to 'know' some of the forum members, and what the forum (a compilation of ALL our members) is all about...Or at least try to PRETEND that you want to
5) Engage in activities that people engage in on every other forum on the 'net, basically...Have you never belonged to a forum?


And NO...This is absolutely NOT a "singles network"...You'll have to look somewhere else for that....And, for the record, I personally HATE that shit...You would know THAT, too...If you had taken the time to actually participate in our forum, and get to know us

6. don't bash other people because of their opinions, and don't post psychotic rants about stuff.

wth you talkin about Posher?

7. Vote in the Movie Villains Tournament (link is in my signature), and maybe the Guys Named Doug tournament (but that one's optional)

Zomb's Tong comment 2 posts above the one you quoted. I meant for my post to be below his, but someone posted rigfht before me.

Heh...Actually...The tournaments piss some people off, too...

As for how to promote products...I am not a PR rep, perhaps you should get one...However, I do know this forum, as I have taken the time to participate, and I can tell you that if we ARE interested in a product, we will usually go looking for that product, rather than sit here and wait for it to come to us...

ie: If I were making a movie, and I needed latex for special effects, I would do a search for 'latex special effects'

Again, I ask you to consider how you would feel if someone interrupted your entertainment to try to sell you something?EXACTLY...And that's how it's perceived here, too...That's all I'm trying to tell you

jeez everyone knows about the tongs....lol

or do what I do and spam up your signature. Then you can just go through the motions of giving a shit, and you'll still be getting your condom stuff out there

8. Vote in Horror Movie Tournament (link in sig) because it's bone-dry on votes right now! Which is surprising!

9. Don't bash newbs!

See?...Another great idea...Be creative :D

You made a thread retard, no shit everyone knows!:D

You're the Tong King!!!

http://fantes.com/images/5708tongs.jpg

calling him King Tong, and then having a photoshopped picture of King Kong holding some Tongs would've been better.



Lazy bitch

Yet another horror movie idea... The TONG Massacre.

Or... King TONG. Night of the living TONG. TONG of terror.:D

hey, fuck you asshole!


wow im glad you know Im joking. That could deffinatly get me banned.

It'd be Tong Kong because it rhymes.

wow, those could do some damage

I bashed you too, but since were both kidding, its fine... i hope, haha.

I couldn't find one. Though, that thought did cross my mind. I was also thinking of putting a crown on the pair of tongs, but then noticed that it'd be retarded.

oh, its fine....

LIAR! you never even thought of that! lmao

lol I was think the same thing Posh