I thought they normally get much bigger when they're being used?

Heh...Semantics

some workouts are more vigorous than others.:rolleyes:

Then you aren't doing it right :p :D

ouch....you go right for throat dont'cha.:o

"so... is there any rim around the edges or would it be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway?" stewie griffin to a whore in family guy.

So...muscular workouts...makes dick bigger...hmmmm.
Then, do you think those little electro-ab-zapper patch things
would work?
Shit...I think this is gonna get messy.

Yup...It's much more fun that way;)

Simple Exercises Will make your penis bigger.

For Example...

To increase Size in length, and girth when not hard you can do this.

pull your penis between your legs and close your legs on it holding it tight. Then sit down slowly. Read a magazing you want to hold the position for about 15 mins 5 times a week.


I got a shitload of exercises, cause I found a book thing in my parents book shelf a couple months ago.


They probobly dont work though. I wouldnt know I havnt tried any yet.

How well do variations on that work...I mean, lets say if I were to put it between someone ELSES legs and have THEM sit on it?
Because honestly, I think I might break my penis doing it this way...wait, wait...it IS meant to be erect, right?
*SNAP*

























































Jesus, somebody call a doctor...

no sorry I left that out

its is not sopposed to be erect...

its actually sopposed to be about 30-40% of an erection.

**Faxing across that medical bill now**

So suck a little ( or tug ) for a semi hey? hahaha..


I know that us chickies have excerises for a tighter puss..

I could see with a lot of women exercises just wouldn't do any good.

Porn chicks? yeah...I'm pretty sure there's never gonna be much friction there.
What about (no offence, please don't take offence) baby bearning chicks? I honestly don't see how the fuck it'd be anywhere NEAR pristine condition...although I understand there IS surgery for that kinsa thing now...which, if I were a chick, I'd opt for...'cos after a baby, you're gonna have to do a fuck of alotta them ?kegels? to get your shit in order.

Disclaimer: I don't speak from experience, only assumption. I've never been a mother-fucker, and therefore do not know.

Talking about porn...Same as the dudes.. An erection for them is a semi hahah..

your taking hints from your PARENTS EXERCISE BOOK!!!
YOUR PARENTS!!!
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
'stubborn shudders at the thought'

Gross dude! How the hell can you even read that book knowing that it's your parents???

Agreed! This actually reminds me of the time I was spending the night at my grandmother's (because I'm a great grandson) and I was going to bed in the guest room when I noticed sex tips books. I was creeped out and didn't have a good night of sleep. I still have nightmares about it! *shivers*

Omg! How did you not wind up in a mental hospital?!

I have no clue!

I've actually wondered about that myself....All 3 of my kids were cut out of my belly, so I really wouldn't know.....Seems like the ones that have a lotta kids would have a really hard time ...uhh...ummm....reshaping?...

Yes we are.