The way I always heard it was "It's better to reign in hell than serve in heaven."

Memorable Quotes
 

What are some memorable quote's that you'll never forget that came out of a Horror or Non-Horror movie?

"This is it, Jennifer. Your big break in T.V. Welcome to Prime Time, bitch!"

"1, 2, Freddy's coming for you. 3, 4, better lock your door. 5, 6, grab a crucifix. 7, 8, gotta stay up late. 9, 10, never sleep again."

"No screaming while the bus is in motion."

"You are what you eat."

"My children... from the very beginning it was the children who gave me my power. The Springwood Slasher... thats what they called me. My reign of terror was legendary. Dozens of children would fall by my blades. Then the parents of Spingwood came for me... taking justice into their own hands. When I was alive, I might have been a little naughty... but after they killed me, I became somthing much, much worst--the stuff nightmares are made of. The children still feared me... and that fear gave me the power to envade their dreams. And thats when the fun really began! Until they figured out a way to forget about me... to erase me completely! Being dead was'nt a problem. But being forgotten-- now thats a bitch! I can't come back if nobody remembers me! I can't come back if nobody's afraid! I had to search the bowels of hell... but I found someone... someone who'll make'm remember. He may get the blood, but I'll get the glory. And that fear is my ticket home."

"Jason. My special, special boy. Do you know what your gift is? No matter what they do to you... you cannot die. You can never die. You've just been sleeping, honey. But now, the time has come to wake up. Mommy has something she wants you to do. I need you to go to Elm Street. The children have been very bad on Elm Street. Rise up, Jason! Your work isn't finished! Hear my voice and live again! Make them remember me Jason! Make them remember what fear tastes like. I've been away from my children for far too long."

Welcome to my nightmare.

Why won't you DIE?

Now... it's time to put this "bad dog" to sleep... FOR GOOD.

Oh, don't worry about my little errand boy. The only thing to fear... is fear... himself!

I've always has a thing... for the whores that live in this house.

Not strong enough, yet. Well, I will be soon enough. Until then... I'll let Jason have some fun.

Welcome to my world, bitch. I should warn you, princess... the first time tends to get a little... messy. "

Your eyes say "no, no." But my mouth says "yes, yes."

Aww... how sweet. You ugly little shit. Now there's a face... only a mother could love.

I don't know but that goalie was pissed about something.

Guy-You are most doubt the worst pirate I've ever herd of.
Jack-But you have herd of me.

It puts the lotion on it's skin of it gets the hose again.

hey i got one! All your base's are belong to us

heres a real one by freddy All i never tried dark meat before.

"To a new world of gods and monsters!"

"It's a perfect night for mystery and horror. The air itself is filled with monsters."

"Yes, I know. Made me from dead. I love dead... hate living."

"I kick ass for the lord!"

"I can tell you something about this place. The boys around here call it the 'Black Lagoon.' A paradise. Only, they say nobody has ever come back alive to prove it."

"When there's no more room in Hell, the dead shall walk the Earth."

"To die, be really dead, that must be glorious."

"Oh, in the name of God! Now I know what it feels like to be God!"

"All right, you fools. You brought it on yourselves. Everything would have come right if you've let me alone. Let me near madness with your peering through the keyhole and your gaping through the curtains and now you'll suffer for it. You're crazy to know who I am, aren't you? All right, I'll show you! (takes off the fake nose) There's a souvenir for you. (Takes off the goggles) And one for you. (Starts taking off the bandages on his head) I'll show you who I am and what I am!"

"Do you have to open graves to find girls to fall in love with?"

"As you well know, what would a note say - Dan... Cat dead, details later!"

"I must say, Dr. Hill, I'm VERY disappointed in you. You steal the secret of life and death, and here you are trysting with a bubble-headed coed. You're not even a second-rate scientist!"

"Darling! Light of my life! I'm not going to hurt you. You didn't let me finish. I said, I'm not gonna hurt ya. I'm going to bash your brains in. I'm going to bash them right the fuck in!"

"Thanks for the bullet...it was the only way. In a...in a few moments now, I shall know...why all this had to be."

"Tell that bitch to shut her mouth before I come over there and fuck start her head"

"Jules: Fuck, nigger, what did you do to his towel?
Vincent: I was dryin' my hands.
Jules: You're supposed to wash 'em first.
Vincent: You watched me wash 'em.
Jules: I watched you get 'em wet.
Vincent: I was washing 'em. But this shit's hard to get off. Maybe if I had Lava or something, I coulda done a better job.
Jules: I used the same fuckin' soap you did and when I got finished, the towel didn't look like no god-damn Maxi-Pad."

"It ain't no fuckin' ballpark either. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but touchin' his wife's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her holyiest of holies, ain't the same ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same fuckin' sport. Foot massages don't mean shit."

"Eat the dog dick of Anubis, you asswipe."

"Come and get it, you undead sack of shit."

"I like to dissect women. Did you know I'm totally insane?"

"I don't need no instructions to know how to rock. "

Freddy NEVER said that. He said "How sweet. Fresh meat." And "How sweet. Dark meat."

ok then i agree with you

Agree? You should say: "Sorry, I change waht I said to what you said" or something like that.

I, personaly, think you posted that for post count reasons. You do know that the ammount of posts you have doesn't reflect what kind of member you are... much...

Heres another from "Anger Managment":

"In some country's it's normal for two men to sleep together."
"That's why I'm proud to be an American."

"Just to let you know, I like to sleep in the nude." -Farts. Leans up.- "Did you hear that frog?"

one of the best quotes...

"...it made a horrible sound... scrreeeeeeeeeech"

The Big Lebowski: Is it being prepared to do the right thing, whatever the cost? Isn't that what makes a man?

The Dude: Sure, that and a pair of testicles.

I kick ass for the lord

lmao jay.. i love that priest and i love that movie...

"Be My Victim" - Candyman

"Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite." - American Psycho

"I have to return some videotapes." - American Psycho

tupid.....You said all the good one....Oh well, I like "We Are Explorers into the further reaches of the Universe. Demons to some, Angels to Others" also

"Torrie - I won't pose in Playboy, so please don't do the DDT again."
- Jake "The Snake" Roberts
Sure, it's not from a movie, but if you follow wrestling then it's fucking hilarious



From On The Waterfront:
Charley Malloy: Look, kid, I - how much you weigh, Slick? When you weighed one hundred and sixty-eight pounds you were beautiful. You coulda been another Billy Conn, and that skunk we got you for a manager, he brought you along too fast.
Terry Malloy: It wasn't him, Charley, it was you. Remember that night in the Garden you came down to my dressing room and you said, "Kid, this ain't your night. We're going for the price on Wilson." You remember that? "This ain't your night"! My night! I coulda taken Wilson apart! So what happens? He gets the title shot outdoors on the ballpark and what do I get? A one-way ticket to Palooka-ville! You was my brother, Charley, you shoulda looked out for me a little bit. You shoulda taken care of me just a little bit so I wouldn't have to take them dives for the short-end money.
Charley Malloy: Oh I had some bets down for you. You saw some money.
Terry Malloy: You don't understand. I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody Charley, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let's face it. I'm a bum. It was you, Charley.

Father Barry: Some people think the Crucifixion only took place on Calvary. They better wise up. Takin' Joey Doyle's life to stop him from testifying is a crucifixion. And dropping a sling on Kayo Dugan because he was ready to spill his guts tomorrow - that's a crucifixion. And every time the mob puts the crusher on a good man - tries to stop him from doing his duty as a citizen - it's a crucifixion. And anybody who sits around and lets it happen - keeps silent about something he knows has happened - shares the guilt of it just as much as the Roman soldier who pierced the flesh of Our Lord to see if He was dead.

Longshoreman: Go back to your church!

Father Barry: Boys, this is my church! And if you don't think Christ is down here on the waterfront, you've got another guess coming!

from Memento:
Leonard: I have to believe in a world outside my own mind. I have to believe that my actions still have meaning, even if i don't remember them. I have to believe that when my eyes are closed, the world is still there. Do I believe the world's still there? Is it still out there? Yeah.We all need mirrors to remind ourselves who we really are. I'm no different. (long pause) Now where was I?

Leonard Shelby: Memory's unreliable. No no no, really. Memory's not perfect; it's not even that good. Ask the police. Eyewitness testimony is unreliable. Cops don't catch a killer by sitting around remembering stuff. They collect facts, they make notes, and they draw conclusions. Facts, not memories. That's how you investigate. I know. It's what I used to do. Look, memory can change the shape of a room; it can change the color of a car. And memories can be distorted. They're just an interpretation, they're not a record, and they're irrelevant if you have the facts.

its gonna take more than a poke in the ribs to put this ol' dog down (crunch) yep that'll do it - the black dude from Jason x (worst movie ever)

I love that movie so much. I just watched it again the other night.

"I fuck you in the ass, I fuck you in the ass, I fuck you, I fuck you, I fuck you, I fuck..."

"Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not Mr. Lebowski. You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing."

watched it this afternoon

"I jerk my pud until it bleeds, I masturbate on toilet seats. I like the way it feels in my hand, i feel the cum through my burning hands. I wanna fuck myself. I, wanna fuck myself, fuck myself. I wanna fuck my self. And nobody Else!"
- GG Allin and the Murder Junkies

"out by 16 or dead in the scene but together forever"

"No tears, please. It's a waste of good suffering. "

"We're gonna do this the Scanner way. I'm gonna suck your brain dry!"

"I want you to clean your vagina"
"I like to dissect women. Did you know I'm utterly insane? "
"I'm into... well murders and executions mostly."
"Dont just stare at it, eat it"

"But what do I care? I got a growth on my pecker"

"How'd we get into the sex crime business anyway? My brother, Saul, a plumber, makes twice as much money as I do and gets three weeks vacation too. "

"We belong dead!"

Movie Quotes
 

Okay, we havent had a thread for this particular thing in a while....sooooooo....

How about your favorite bad-assed quotes from movies? Here are a couple for me:

I can lay you out and fill your mouth with your mother's feces; or, we can talk

Little Tommy Daggett... would say such *beautiful* beautiful prayers, and then you would hop into bed, afraid that *I* was under there... and I was!



God? God is love. I don't love you.

Ahhhhh... The role that made me Love Viggo Mortensen.... Even before Aragorn.

I'll try and keep away from the Python ones in this thread ;)
a couple here, from my faves.

Rambo, this is Murdock, we're glad you're alive. Where the hell are you? Give us your position and we'll come to pick you up!

Murdock... I'm coming to get YOU!

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You wanna fuck with me? Okay. You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend!

Ahhhh, Pacino. How about one from my favorite movie of his (Heat)

I'm angry. I'm very angry, Ralph. You know, you can ball my wife if she wants you to. You can lounge around here on her sofa, in her ex-husband's dead-tech, post-modernistic bullshit house if you want to. But you do not get to watch my fucking television set!

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But you have to be present like a normal guy some of the time. That's sharing. This is not sharing, this is leftovers.

Alright, so what I should do is, uhm, come home and say "Hi Honey, guess what? I walked into this house today where this junkie asshole just fried his baby in a microwave because it was crying too loud, so let me share that with you."

Are you going to fucking die Pyle? Are you going to fucking die on me? DO IT NOW!!!! Hustle it up, quickly, quickly, quickly!!! Do you feel dizzy? Do you feel faint? Jesus H Christ! I think youve got a hard on!!!

Get your fat ass up there Pyle! Oh thats right private Pyle, dont make any fucking effort to get up to the top of the fucking obstacle. If God wanted your ass up there, he would have miracled your ass up there ny now, wouldnt he private Pyle? Get your fat ass up there, Pyle. I bet you if there was some pussy up there on top of that obstacle, you could get up there, couldnt you private Pyle? What in the hells the matter with you anyway Pyle? Your ass looks like about a hundred and fifty pounds of chewed bubblegum, private Pyle, do you know that?

Were you born a fat, slimy, scumbag, puke piece of shit, private Pyle, or did you have to work on that??

The fucking war will be over by the time we get out there, wont it Private pyle????

Best dialogue in a film EVER!!!! IMO

"The power of Christ compels you."

"Say what again motherfucker, I dare you...

"What do you mean im funny?"
"Your just funny......"
"What do you think im a clown? Am I here for your amusement?"


Joe Pesci and Ray Liotta
Goodfellas

*ffaarrt*Another angel got it's wings

where's Darth Bane with the Hellraiser quotes when you need him? LMAO

I wasn't going to tell you this. I've been listening to the distress signal, and I, um, think I made a mistake in the translation.
[Plays the distress signal]

Go on.

I thought it said "liberate mae" - "save me." But it's not "mae." It's "liberate tutemae" - "save yourself." And it gets worse.
[Plays the distress signal again]

There - I think that says "ex inferis." "Save yourself... from hell." Look, if what Doctor Weir tells us is true, this ship has been beyond the boundaries of our universe, of known scientific reality. Who knows where it's been, what it's seen. Or what it's brought back with it.

From hell.

;)

Who are you?

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Explorers in the further regions of experience. Demons to some. Angels to others.

The box. You opened it. We came.
No tears, please. It's a waste of good suffering.

We have such sights to show you!

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It's just a puzzle box!

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Oh, no. It is a means to summon us.

We will tear your soul apart.

Whats that from? Sounds awesome

"You're a fucking ugly bitch, I want to stab you to death and play with your blood"

Event Horizon.



great film.:)

wonder if we'll ever see a director's cut

Ya'll are brutalizing me.-Ronnie Dobbs

"yo nuts we want your nuts
we'll itch and scratch and bite yo nuts
yo nuts we want yo nuts
please oh please fuck dirty butts
yo nuts we want yo nuts
we'll itch and scratch and bite yo nuts
yo nuts we want yo nuts
please oh please fuck dirty sluts"

WTF with the ICP cheeb?

I would like to see this.