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quite the opposite, actually. Tom Hanks has a boner for my penis. He actually gets such a boner for it, that it made his forehead grow

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:D

pffffffft small fry.

My dicks spine has a spine, I charge $9.99, you can suck it, stroke it, or lemme hit it from behine'...If it makes you feel sick, it's because it's too thick, and you know that's b'cos even my DICKS got a dick!

Yeeeeeah!

Oh hi The STE, we got that model D83 Swedish sure-grip suck machine that you ordered.

http://www.intresseklubben.nu/svif/k...apistolen2.mp3

Shit.

i honestly thought the loch ness monster was in the bathtub that time i walked in on you masturbating

ha! Yours would look small next to one of the VEINS on my dick

...except for, you were looking at one of my pubes.
My erections are what caused the craters in the moon...

See, now I can't buy any of your penile hyperbole. A REAL man shaves his pubes off.

another fact about my penis: Most of you have seen it, although only in its flaccid state.
http://www.wdob.net/mai/people/chuck...ucknorris1.jpg

So, Sam...

I know a little bit about penises, what from giving copious amounts of head in college... I go for the tip with my tongue while massaging the base with my hand, and occaisionally giving it a tongue tickle.

How can a woman do this to you, if your penis is so gargantuan?

Here's a joke in which you are the star (Belongs in the "Got Wood" thread, but oh well)

Sam walks into a bar and sees a large glass container full of money. He asks the bartender about it, and the bartender says that it's five hundred bucks to the person who can make my horse laugh.

Sam goes outside, and before the barkeep knows it, Sam is making the horse laugh. He gets the five hundred bucks.

Two nights later Sam walks into the same bar and sees the same container full of money. He asks the bartender about this and is told that it's for the person who can make his horse cry.

Sam goes out, and the bartender is astonished to see the horse crying. So when Sam comes back he collects the money. The guy behind the bar is curious how Sam did it.

"Well first, to make him laugh, I told him my dick was bigger than his. Then to make him cry, I showed him."

Wow...all this talk about erections is giving me one, just a moment if you would - hold on while I line up the next few blood donors.

If you've ever seen The Santa Clause, you know the answer to your fellatious inquiry

Hah,well not to sound like a dick.....but my penis has it's own National Theme Park....





:D

blood donors? Pfft. I tried using other people's blood, but my penis just broke their necks and made me have sex with the more attractive of their female relatives (granted, I didn't protest much...or at all)

So now I just have a device implanted into my scrotum which gives me 4x the blood I would normally have, 3/4 of which goes to my penis

this is making me horny... did i say that out loud?

he's right. It's called Tiny Timbertown

the roller coasters suck too...

Oh...1 foot and 3 inches is really that small....













God damn horses...

my penis is the father of every child born after 1998.

and the real reason Dante's female callers can't walk without crutches from time to time

Well good for u..I am quite happy with mine...

Once, a woman came up to me and said "Hey, is your penis really that big?" That woman was Terry Chiavo. Need I say more?

My peins circl's the walk of fame 23 times and that still leaves 30 blocks...

details

I whipped it out, and the sight of it gave her such an orgasm that it put her into a coma.

was it from an extended fit of the giggles?

who has orgasms from giggling?

hmm, i think i see the problem - i you are confusing orgasms with giggling there may be a bit misunderstanding going on. . . .


:D

I'm quite certain it was an orgasm.

Chiavo's a squirter, btw

She had a giggle fit and that is what caused this so called coma..

hmm, i'm reminded of the whole "When Harry met Sally" bit - i'm wondering if STE has been living under a horrible misconception oh these many years

I do believe that this alleged "giggle fit" theory has already been discredited. And what's with this "so called coma" business? Do you think it was all an elaborite media hoax?

this hot cheerleader walked by, saw her orgasming and said "I'll have what she's having." So I fucked her right there on the sidewalk


btw, are you emplying that she faked her orgasm-turned-coma? If so, she was REALLY dedicated to the lie

LMAO -- (but hey, don't get any ideas)

Is that when you hit puberty?;)

I don't remember when I hit puberty. I know my penis hit puberty back in the 70's.

you weren't alive in the 70's sam

a little cartoon i saw somewheres