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hey guys
hey looks like no one likes my jokes.. cause i havent had anyone tell me... awwwwwww woe is me woe is me :D ... come on ppl i need encouragement..... hgehehehhehe :D
two cockroaches eating shit, one of them says... man this shit stinks...... the other one says, ewwww grosss man, not while i am eating.. jhahahahahhahahahaha :D |
Fuckeroo.
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hey
^^^^ is that like when you fuck a kangaroo,. lol hahhaha..:D
hmmmmm this man takes his parrot to the vet cause he had been making funny noises. the vet after examining the parrot tells the owner, that the parrot needs to have sex.... the man doesnt know where to get a female parrot from and he also doesnt want them to have babies.,... so the vet suggests that as he has a female parrot why dont we make them have sex and for the help of my female parrot services, you pay me $50.... so the man agrees.. they take the parrot to the basement, where there is this bird cage with the female parrot. they put the male parrot inside the cage and come upstairs..after 10 mins there is a lot of hue and cry coming from the basement, the man and the vet rush down to the basement. there all the bird feathers are flying around, so when they approach the cage,,, there the male parrot has the female parrot on the floor and with his wings, is taking her feathers out... and is shouthing,,, for $5O I WANT YOU NAKED BITCH .. hehehheheee lol :D |
I would like to make fun of tennis, but I think they do a good enough job of making fun of their selfs.
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hey theory
btw its not the pic.. read what it says in the message and subject...... thank you very much... :)
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That does not change the fact that it's not funny
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hey
k its a free world... you dont have to find it funny... ..:)
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I thought it was funny...... :p
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hey thanks
thanks aasiyan... its good to see that some ppl still have a good sense of humour... :).. you rock... hey aasiyan... pm me sometime,,..
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come on ppl
come on ppl... we need more jokes.. hahhaah lol.. come on i need your help ....
a young american in china,, is driving around when his tire bursts.. so he is looking around, anywhere he can go to sleep.. he notices a hut.. he goes there and knocks on the door. an old man answers the door. so the man asks him if he could spend the night.. the old man says sure, but he has a very beautiful daughter and he shouldnt have sex with her.. if he does he will suffer the three chinese torture.... so the american agrees... but once he sees the daughter, he feels horny.... so at night he screws the daughter and in the morning, he flees for america... once in america, he goes to his apartments where he is sleeping in his room, when he opens his eyes, he sees a small rock, he picks up the rock.. on the rock it says, chinese torture number 1.... now he laughs thinking what kind of toture is that .. so he throws it out the window. Now another another rock appears , which says chinese torture number 2, your ball was tied to that rock..... so to save himself he jumps out the window and lands on the floor, thinking phew that was close..... but then all of a sudden another rock appears which says.... chines torture number 3, your other ball was tied to the bed ......... hahhhahahaha...hope you ppl liked it... |
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I'm such a cunt
I didn't want y'all to think that I have no sense of humor. I do.
An owner of an established bar is auditioning pianists. After a day of listening to mediocre artists, he finally hears a great pianist. So, he asks the guy what the name of his song is. The pianist responds, "The name is, 'I Want to Fondle Your Breasts.'" "Do you have any others?" the owner asks. So the guy plays another amazing piece of music. The owner asks only to find that this piece is entitled, "Play with My Balls,'" The owner hires the guy on the condition that he (the pianist) not tell anyone the name of his songs. The pianist agrees. That night, after a wonderful set, the Pianist goes to the bathroom for his break, then comes back for another round of songs. A lady approaches him after a number and says, "Excuse me, do you know that your fly is unzipped and your dick is hanging out?" The pianist responds, "Know it?! I wrote it!!" |
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