LMFAO!!!, Angra....

I wouldn't want to have a "super huge" penis...I would, however, like to have a normal-sized penis...I could do all kindsa stuff with that thing....lol

I´m sure Dustin would be really happy about that...:rolleyes:

I'll be the first to admit it's not very long....

But it's AS BIG AROUND as a TUNA CAN!!!

HaHa...You're right...I asked him...He said that one of the things I could do with it was keep it far away from him:D


So..I was thinkin'...Maybe if I had one for about 24 hours, just so I could try it out...What would I do with it?


Well....I could:

Pee standing up...I think that would come in handy, especially if we were fishing or walking in the woods or something, and restrooms weren't very close

Write my name in the snow

Smack somebody with it

Measure it...Cuz, I heard that guys do that...

Masturbate...Just to see what that feels like for a guy...Cuz, it seems that so many of them do it...It must be pretty...umm...satisfying...

Poke somebody in the eye with it...Just because I could, and it would be funny...I could be like, "Oh, did I poke you in the eye with my penis?...Gee, I'm sorry, it's still new, I'm not really used to it yet, I suppose I should be more careful with it"...And, they'd never know that I really did it on purpose...Muahahaha:p


I know that I would think of lots more things to do with it, if I actually had one....But, I'd probably end up getting it stuck in something before the 24 hours was over, just because I'd be curious and try so many different things with it

OH...And...I suppose I could actually have sex with it, too........Just not with Dustin...lol

LOL :D

That's the best part of having a penis!

LMMAO


Yeah, we men LOVE to club down people with our huge dicks. You see it all the time. :p :p

Measure it: Stopped doing that when i found out it wasn´t getting any bigger.:(

Masturbate: You don´t think a lot of women do it as well? It isn´t satisfying for you? Hmmmm... Poor woman..:rolleyes:

Pee standing up: Well, no complaints there. Except that we can´t hit what we´re aiming at.:D

Write my name in the snow: Overrated. You either have to hold it for days or have a really short name.;)

I meant that it would feel completely different for a guy...I'd wanna know what that was like....
K-A-T....I think I could do it :p

Hm... Maybe. But it takes some skills to write it in block letters.:cool:

Hell...I'd be practicing with it more than most people do, cuz I'd know I wouldn't have it for very long....I'd be writing it in cursive by the end of the day....lol...I supposed I'd have to drink a lot of water or something....

Of course...If I were out in the snow that much, with my thing hangin' out, I'd probably get frostbite in it or something.....Hmmm, Maybe that's why girls DON'T have them...I'd probably end up breaking it off or something...lol

*walks into thread........walks out http://freeweb.supereva.com/esorcicc...milies/omg.gif

*Laughing in Zwoti's general direction*:D

Bum you with it, frankly.